Haooo! HimeHina here! Haooo! HimeHina here!

Haooo! HimeHina here!

Today we’re playing Tetris 99,

that super popular game everyone’s talking about!

Everyone’s playing it, right?

Battle royale-style Tetris with 99 players competing until one remains

Hina already played a bit

It’s a game where 99 people play Tetris at the same time

and try to become the final survivor

So it’s like PUBG

Yes, chicken dinner Chicken dinner chicken dinner!

Chicken dinner chicken dinner!

Feeling like chicken today!

Neither of us have a lot of Tetris experience,

but we’re still going to try our best!

Yes we are!

Let’s play in turns

Yes, let’s do it like that

Okay!

Then let’s start! Here we go!

Go!

It started It’s started!

It’s started!

Here we go!

I’m playing

Start!

Alright Here’s Hime’s game

Here’s Hime’s game

Hina, um And so it begins

And so it begins

Give me some advice

Advice

Alright, I’ll tell you who to target

“Who”? Oh, I see

You can choose which player to sabotage

You’re fighting other players It’s like a room where you see all the others

It’s like a room where you see all the others

Yes, yes It’s like a room where you see all the others

It’s like a room where you see all the others

You need to attack them

Aah, they’re targeting me There’s one on the left that looks like a ripe target

There’s one on the left that looks like a ripe target

There is? There’s one on the left that looks like a ripe target

There’s one on the left that looks like a ripe target

And in the top right

Ah, misplaced that one!

Everyone’s coming for me Well then, Hime

Well then, Hime

Will you manage to fill the gaps? That’s what it’s all about now

Ah, you got your first th-throw

My first throw?

I mean “row”

Got my first throw

Tanaka handing out punishment

Handout Tanaka handing out punishment

Tanaka handing out punishment

Just like that. Keep stacking them

Handoid. Hime’s handoid Just like that. Keep stacking them

Just like that. Keep stacking them

Humanoid No one has failed so far

No one has failed so far

Oh no This is the time to show how-!

This is the time to show how-!

Got a long one there

Yay Got a long one there

Got a long one there

And it’s making a long face!

No it isn’t!

Blocks don’t have faces

Now in Tetris, if you have an empty column on the side,

what was it again

You can get all those rows in one go

Like this? You can get all those rows in one go

You can get all those rows in one go

Aah, beautiful!

I got the same thing again

You should use the block in your hold space

Oh, I have one?

Then you can get another- Ah, got it, got it!

Ah, got it, got it!

Yes, yes, that one

BOOOM!

You’re getting targeted Behold Tanaka’s holding technique

Behold Tanaka’s holding technique

Show them your holding technique

Holding technique

It sounded so girly the way you said that

So yes, if you complete multiple rows at the same time,

This should do it So yes, if you complete multiple rows at the same time,

So yes, if you complete multiple rows at the same time,

they all disappear in a chain reaction

Nice

The more rows you clear, the better you can sabotage other players

Wow. You sound like a manual, Hina

That is correct.

“That is correct”

Manual

So you’re a manual? I’m a manual

I’m a manual

Ooh, good, you’re clearing one after the other

However, Tanaka is being targeted by two other players

Nono However, Tanaka is being targeted by two other players

However, Tanaka is being targeted by two other players

Why why However, Tanaka is being targeted by two other players

However, Tanaka is being targeted by two other players

The number of players is also gradually decreasing

They’re bullying me The number of players is also gradually decreasing

The number of players is also gradually decreasing

Is it? Right now there’s 83... 80 left

Right now there’s 83... 80 left

Overconfident

I’ve got this in the bag

That’s not looking very good, Tanaka!

No no!

Calm down!

I am calm! It’ll only get harder after this!

It’ll only get harder after this!

I’ve made a mess! She’s starting to get nervous!

She’s starting to get nervous!

HINA!

It’s full of holes! What now

How will you fill them up?

With... myself

Fill them with yourself Like “I must cover this up with myself”

Like “I must cover this up with myself”

THERE!

Oh, only got one row from that

You need to start filling those gaps

Yeah

Aah wrong button!

I pressed the wrong button! Tanaka is starting to make mistakes!

Tanaka is starting to make mistakes!

I’m scared

Currently 68 players remaining

Tanaka-

I-I can still do this

She’s in a bind now

It’s not over yet!

You really have to clear some rows now!

Aaah! I looost

And you ended at?

65th place!

65! Wait, it says 66

Oh, 66th

It’s a nice feeling when you get multiple rows

Looks pretty hard, this game

It is Looks pretty hard, this game

Looks pretty hard, this game

You get nervous and start pressing the wrong buttons

I get what you mean, yeah

So nervous I get what you mean, yeah

I get what you mean, yeah

Trying again!

Alright

It’s begun

Ready

Yo, ready

Aaah, I don’t want this as my first one!

What do you mean? I got green as my first block

I got green as my first block

Then why didn’t you hold it?

Didn’t think of that

Jamming it in there

Shouldn’t you hold that one too?

This one? Okay okay

Yes yes yes

Already making a mess

Yeah, definitely This is your chance

This is your chance

You’re being targeted again, Tanaka

Plenty of time left when you’re old

Why does that keep happening

Wait, I misplaced one again! What now

Why don’t you get back at those players?

Should I?

You mean target them? Yes, get back at them

Yes, get back at them

Those controls! I keep-

91th place! That was terrible

That was terrible

Next match!

Already made a huge hole

What do I do with this one?

You’re doing well, just stay calm Maybe turn it like this

Maybe turn it like this

Not sure about that

Let’s drop it off here!

That was wrong, wasn’t it?

You’re laughing at me!

I’m sure it’s a valid technique

Yeah. This is my style

Aren’t you making it worse now?

I messed up

Well, I’m sure you can deal with it

Oh, of course

You already got to 67th place

I’ve defeated countless Tetrisers after all

How about you start showing us what a Tetriser you are?

I’m amazing, trust me on this

Oh no what now

Like this Oh wow

Oh wow

Why are you laughing?

I made a hole again!

I only noticed now

Don’t cry

It’s fine, you can still fix this Everything’s okay

Everything’s okay

That won’t work (friendly)

Doesn’t fit

What now

Where do I put this?

Tell me Could you fit that one in the hole?

Could you fit that one in the hole?

Should I try?

Rotate it and shift it in there

Right! Right! Right!

You did it!

Not like that

I got a row, Hina! Wow!

Wow!

Nice, nice You’re gaining ground again

You’re gaining ground again

You can put that one on the right

On the right? Ah

Thanks for telling me

Coop play

Nice one! Working together as one. Well, we’re HimeHina

Working together as one. Well, we’re HimeHina

50 players remaining

Only fifty people left! We’re halfway!

We’re halfway!

Alright Doing well

Doing well

Orange one

Perfect!

And there!

You’ll get a bar soon so stay calm

Bar

It’ll be bartime soon

Bar

What do I do with this one?

Put it here and- The long one has arrived

The long one has arrived

GOOO! GOOO!

GOOO!

GOOO! GOOO!

GOOO!

TANAKAAA!

Bitter mistake

Oh, but there’s another one

You have another chance

Go for it! There!

There!

It’s like

I only make mistakes at the worst possible times

Nobody’s... targeting you. Wait, one is

It’s fine

They should target someone else

We’re recording a video here

It’s fine, don’t panic

They should be a bit more considerate of us

Uh oh I see you getting nervous

I see you getting nervous

Put it vertically

Was that wrong?

No, it’s fine Yeah, it’s in

Yeah, it’s in

H-Hina. I-

Ah, wait

I’m in 35th place!

Wow!

Whoo!

I improved That’s pretty high up, no?

That’s pretty high up, no?

Nice, nice

It’s because the other players were considerate

They spared you

Suzuki’s match!

Here we go

Ah, I’ll put it on Killshots Ready... Start!

Ready... Start!

Hina! Avenge me!

It’s hard right from the start

Well then, I’ll be your commentator for today

My name is Tana Kabira

Welcome back, Tana Kabira! Long time no see, viewers

Long time no see, viewers

We have a big Tetris championship going on here, right? Suzuki

You already told us about your training

Training?

and about your enthusiasm for Tetris

in the interview we havbbwlrl, had before

That’s right So how is it going right now?

So how is it going right now?

Well, the game’s only just begun, so I don’t know yet how it’ll turn out

You don’t know yet. I see

So far though, there have been no knockoffs yet

Knockoffs?

No knockouts

All players are still present for now, but...

Oh look, it went down

Oh, two players out!

Already now?

You’re getting targeted by number... 94 or 93 probably

You’re being kau, kauk, kaukeeoned, Suzuki

Kaukee?

Kauteeon

What’s that? You’re being kauteeoned

You’re being kauteeoned

So like a warning, I suppose Yes, yes

Yes, yes

You’re being kauteeoned. Be careful

Did you know that “kau” means cow?

Like in “cow bell” Cow bell, yes

Cow bell, yes

This isn’t looking good You’re at risk of getting turned into a cow

You’re at risk of getting turned into a cow

She’s stacking the blocks on the sides while leaving a funnel in the middle

Ooh, filled in!

That was a beautiful homerun (?)

And another one! Perfect!

What a goal

That was only two rows though

Still, nice I want more next time

I want more next time

Assistant

You’re a player, but you’re talking like an assistant commentator

Would you look at how composed she is even now

Showing that traditional Japanese serenity

That has nothing to do with Tetris

I want to up the pressure

Oh, nice. Finisher! I’m hearing that for the first time. What is...

Finisher? I said pressure

Pressure

Amazing, you’re stacking them wonderfully

You’re already at...

place 37 among this crowd of 99

37th place

That’s pretty good

You’re the brightest star in the sky

Cassiopeia

That’s nice of you to call me that

The Cassiopeia constellation always has my support (?)

Nice

You’re assembling them beautifully

Fantastic

You’re so good at this!

This is seriously the first time I’ve seen someone

“Seriously”? make this little mistakes

make this little mistakes

Amazing. Oh, you’re being targeted!

I am

More attacks incoming

The player between numbers 91 and 46

and the one with the... neat pile of yellow blocks in the middle

are targeting Suzuki

If you’re getting targeted at this point in the game, that means...

Yeah, they must’ve noticed I’m doing well

Aah, where do I put this one The battle is really starting to heat up now

The battle is really starting to heat up now

And trump card!

I’d been saving it up She uses her trump card!

She uses her trump card!

No good place for this one... So be it

It’s challenging

Aah, and more junk rows!

Stop that!

Leave Suzuki alone!

Keep going! Suzukiiiiiii!

It’s not over yet!

Nooo it’s over

And that’s the end of the game for Suzuki!

Her final place in the ranking is...

Suzuki

30th place!

A passable result, I guess

Passabe. But still

That’s an amazing result compared to mine. You even got a kill

You still got place 30-something despite constantly making mistakes though

Right...! I got... lucky

Trying again!

Already- And the game has begun!

And the game has begun!

Ooh?

Japan Tetris Cup 2019

Your commentator today is once again Tana Kabira

And my... assistant commentator is?

Apparently I’m your assistant now

I’m a player

Player and commentator at the same time

Looking good

She takes her time to think but still drops them one after the other

Making barely any mistakes

And another one! Four points!

And again! Two points!

Two plus four is six!

Four times two is eight!

Wow, you’re good Three times three is nine!

Three times three is nine!

Yes, I’ve gotten good at maths

One times one is one!

Amazing

Do you know what one times zero is, Suzuki?

One times zero is... One?

Yes, that’s correct You’re laughing

You’re laughing

Earthquake in the world of maths

Thank you for that fantastic answer

And she keeps filling up the gaps!

You’re getting pretty good blocks too, no?

Yes, the game is being good to me

And the scene in the background is a soothing rotating blue too

Oh, this looks bad! The edge is closing in!

But she doesn’t give up, Suzuki Hina

She puts the bar right in place!

Amazing! Four points! Got lucky there

Got lucky there

It’s nice that the panel is helping you

complete the puzzle Ah, I shouldn’t have done that

Ah, I shouldn’t have done that

Panel. Puzzle Ah, I shouldn’t have done that

Ah, I shouldn’t have done that

It’s fine, you can still keep going

It’s not over yet. Nobody’s...

Nobody’s looking at you!

Nobody’s looking at me

That’s so sad

I want attention sometimes

So sad

Shit!

They started attacking you one after the other there

I caught their eye

Need to be careful around the upper castes

Castes!

I shouldn’t have looked at them Keep the Tetris caste in mind

Keep the Tetris caste in mind

Final Battle

And it’s begun Alright

Alright

Japan Cup

Japan Cup It’s just a Japan Cup now

It’s just a Japan Cup now

Let’s try not to make any careless mistakes right from the start

I’m going for first place this time

This is Suzuki’s first Japan Queen Cup of 2019

No wait, what

She seems like the kind of girl who’ll reach the top

I’ll be grabbin’ that first place, you’ll see

Now Hona pops up

I also recently started playing Tetris

Ooh, did you I played a bit earlier on but it went terribly

I played a bit earlier on but it went terribly

It reminded me once again of how much I admire you

Someone’s attacking me

It’s fine. Don’t worry

You’re in my heart

50 players remaining

Thank you. That’s reassuring

I’m your fan

In-group favoritism

Look at this commentator favoring one particular player

There’s a green Yoshi coming down head first

Where do I put Yoshi?

This is a problem

Yoshi also wants to let his head hang sometimes

He’s only human after all (?) It’s not easy being green

It’s not easy being green

And in and IN!

That was fantastic

And cleared a row!

Suzuki keeps her cool no matter how high the blocks pile up

That’s right. It’s over the moment you start getting nervous

Serenity, right?

Japanese sushi, right?

Tasty, right?

Customer service, right? Cushtomer shervice

Cushtomer shervice

Mental attitude

Samurai training, right?

Your face says “shut up already”

I was thinking you’re blabbering nonsense

No I wasn’t

What’s this? Is that on purpose?

That’s strategy, yes

I’m terribly sorry

Being the amateur that I am, I thought you made a mistake,

so thinking you pressed the wrong button I said “Ah”

My deepest apologies

Filling in the gaps!

Cramming the blocks in there!

Here we go FOUR ROWS!

FOUR ROWS!

This is going great

She’s now reached 30th place

Good, good I want to fill in that space but the block isn’t coming!

I want to fill in that space but the block isn’t coming!

Which one is that? The long one?

The orange one

Orange. There it is!

It came the moment it was needed

As though to rush to Suzuki’s aid

I somehow survived long enough

Survived!

Nice. Amazing

I admire women who keep their cool in such stressful situations

It’s getting faster I admire women who keep their cool in such stressful situations

I admire women who keep their cool in such stressful situations

Amazing

And in! Amazing

And again! Amazing

And gain! Four rows at once. Really going for it now

Currently in 22th place

The speed keeps increasing

This is not a game

Indeed, it is not a game!

You left a great quote there

No doubt it’ll get included in the dictionary

Will it?

Only those who can keep up with this pace

have a chance of seeing the light

Yes, she can hear God’s voice calling from the heavens

I can hear it

I can hear it now

Oh, Suzuki!

She just reached 17th place!

And she even knocked someone out

Nice

Even now her voice is as peaceful as ever

Peaceful? Tranquil

Getting KO’s is really important in this game

Very important. And she matches the increased speed

Speed increasing!

Wait, I can’t keep up

It’s fine, stay calm Hold on

Hold on

Tana Kabira is on your side

Not so fast

Have some Miki prune extract!

Miki prune?

It’s great Purupuru

Purupuru

Don’t worry, you can still keep going

You’re almost at 10

Yes, got it!

Nice save

That one went down like a grenade

That-was-quite-the-sight Stay calm, stay calm!

Stay calm, stay calm!

10 players remaining

Calm down, you’re still going strong

Ah, but from here on the game lets you slide the blocks around a bit

Its fine, stay calm

Everyone’s cheering you on

And so am III~!

Greamazing

“Gramazing”

I’m not a granny! Brought up Virtual Grandmother

Brought up Virtual Grandmother

Aaah nice

Stay calm. It’s fine Just how fast is this?

Just how fast is this?

You’re in 8th. You can still win this I need to stay calm!

I need to stay calm!

Don’t worry

I’m also calm Oh wow

Oh wow

Tana Kabira- Filling another gap!

Don’t do that to her!

Wait, need to stay calm

Suzuki-

Suzuki! You-

You finished in

FIFTH PLACE!

Wow!

I didn’t get first place!

But you still got incredibly close!

You are without a doubt in Tetris caste

Number

Five!

Not one or what!

Aah, that was intense!

Amazing! Nice game!

Highest ranking

Highest

Highest ranking

Hina → 5th

Hina

Hina → 5th

Hime → 36th

Hime

Hime → 36th

Alright! Today we played Tetris 99. How did you like it?

Like it?

But wow! That was incredible, Hina!

I never thought I’d actually get 5th place!

That’s amazing

Your match was, you know,

so exciting that I started sweating

My controller was already wet from playing but it got even worse after that

Yes, it was drenched when you gave it to me

Sorry sorry sorry

I’ll definitely get first place next time!

And I’ll keep practicing to get my rank up at least a bit!

Let’s aim for first place together! And I’ll keep practicing to get my rank up at least a bit!

And I’ll keep practicing to get my rank up at least a bit!

Let’s practice!

So yes, we’ll play this again sometime!

And now we say

Goodbye! Goodbye!

Goodbye!

Tantaranta tantaranta sub-scri-be!

Pipii!

Tanaka and Suzuki

Sub-scri-be!

Aw yeah!