Good morning, everyone!

It's morning!

6 AM in the morning in Japan,

everyone who's not awake has to...

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Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

Wake up, okay?

Good morning!

Everyone's awake!

Today marks

the end of June,

we've entered July now!

Time flies, doesn't it?!

Half a year has passed since my debut,

and this year is also

halfway through already.

What will we do now?

This year is almost over.

We have a lot of things

to inform you about,

so let's have a look.

Today, as usual,

as you can see, there's a crowd

here above my head

making one hell of a ruckus, right?

This crowd

is someone you know very well:

They're today's viewer-commentators!

Y'all awake?

Everyone's awake.

Okay.

With that said, today we

have a lot

of news to cover

so let's have a look!

Oh my!

Urgent news! We have urgent news! Here goes!

My salary is beyond the hundred millions. I can afford to dream a little, but I fear the taxes.

Yesterday's (6/30) Morning Coco Live ver.2.0

Oh my!

In yesterday's broadcast of

Morning Coco Live,

uh,

A comment about June's,

uh,

salary possibly surpassing the hundred millions

made on yesterday's broadcast caused,

oh my,

Discussed across various news compilation websites

a trending topic

in various

news compilation websites, apparently.

This is...

It was quite the urgent news.

Many people,

in many places

just had to talk about money.

It's a topic all of humanity wants to talk about.

And at any time. It's no wonder here.

It makes sense that it would cause some buzz.

Money is just that important, isn't it, guys?

In regards to this, Ms. Kiryu Coco said:

"Now everyone knows this profession may lead you to your dreams."

She seems to be very happy about it.

The VTuber industry

is trifle; it's an industry trifling with dreams,

it's important to let everyone know that.

If, thanks to this,

more people figure out they want to become a VTuber,

and the medium gets even more exciting,

It'd be very thrilling, don't you think?

I have a dream too, it's called the hololive house.

I'm happy to be drawing closer to my dream!

Let's see what you guys think:

Uh,

"nice"

"as expecocoted"

"the vtuber dream"

Uh...

Eh...

"money matters more than life"

We have a Kaiji character in the chat, how scary.

Well, what I hope to come out of this is

Aim for the top: Become #1 Most Desirable Job

to become the #1 profession people want to become.

It does find its way in any ranking,

VTuber and YouTuber are a profession people admire, in one way or another.

I, too, y'know, think that

this industry is still

being kindled with excitement by everyone's,

erm, efforts, and thanks to that effort,

YouTubers and

VTubers alike are under the spotlight.

It's all thanks to all of you. I'm sure it's all thanks to you guys.

And, from now on, from here on onwards,

the VTubing business will continue

as a trend, as an exciting world.

There'll always be people thinking of becoming VTubers.

We'll never become shovelware, so I'll humbly ask all of you

to continue here with us.

Uh, with that said, next.

Expert C seems to have something to say about this.

VTubing is a job trifle with dreams, but...?

If you're the type that prefers gaming & hobbies over social activities such as dating or marrying, this is the job for you.

"If you're the type,

that uh, prefers gaming & hobbies

over social activities such as dating or marrying, this is the job for you."

There are people fit, and people who are unfit

for this too, it seems.

Well, we gotta admit...

Anyone who thinks dating and getting married,

the so-called,

erm, railroad of life,

as well as the hopes and dreams of one's parents.

If you prioritize the #1 thing parents

want for their children, then you're better off not get into it.

You have zero time for a private life. Zero, zilch, nada.

You also end up friendless―

hololive members are friends with each other, but every other

friendship ends abruptly. Just so ya know.

If your hobbies and games are

more important than what people think of you, then

you're probably cut out for this business.

Alright, moving on. Ah!

Oh my, this is...

We have an ARK report to cover!

One after the other, hololive members are

joining the server of the new map,

Roboco-san's ARK Stream (6/29)

called Crystal Isles.

Roboco-san finally landed into ARK

for the on-going Summer Event.

However, on this stream here,

which she realized on June 29th,

Roboco-san went

after Dodos and―

Tames a Dodo (makes it her ally)

Do you guys know them?

They're very weak, in the world of ARK,

they're the weakest―

They're, uh, a small bird.

She wanted to tame it. Tame means to make it an ally.

She tamed a dodo, and, in this stream,

made it into her ally, this little bird here.

And after she did, you won't believe what transpired!

Ultra addict unintentionally taunts her

First time I've ever seen a dodo be tamed.

Choco-sensei, unintentionally,

threw a taunt at Roboco-sensei― Not -sensei, at Roboco-san.

Or so we've heard! Guys, isn't this...?

This is a little... hilarious, isn't it?

Choco-sensei, upon seeing Roboco-san

tame a Dodo, she told Roboco that:

"First time I ever saw a dodo be tamed."

*dodo*

I mean, yeah, they are the weakest animal.

Even if you get one, they don't serve any purpose.

They may heal you, but, still...

Choco-sensei here,

as I'm sure all of you are aware,

is an ultra addict.

She's famous for starting on ARK Aberration

and becoming more of an addict

than anyone could ever expect.

Choco-sensei is pretty... Y'know...

She's in such a different class, so she gets to taunt like this.

Around this time, while Roboco-san

was taming Dodo's, Choco-sensei had been...

Meanwhile, Choco-sensei was...

*flex*

Aaah... This ARK animal is...

This is the strongest creature.

She was playing around with Giganotosauruses, it seems.

A whole other level, isn't she...?

No room for comparison...

She... I gotta say...

It's gotta be Choco-sensei, am I right?

Let's see what you guys think:

Uh...

"lol"

Uh...

"one fear"

Uh... "wholesome".

Kinda wholesome. The one on her side, the white-haired one, is Kanatan.

She's with Kanatan,

they went on a trip to tame Giganotosauruses,

the largest dinosaur in ARK.

They streamed it yesterday, if you wanna know more, go watch.

Also, if you ask me how strong this Giganotosaurus is,

you gotta let them wander.

You need to tame it, then set it to

aggressive mode, and let them wander the world.

If you do it, every wild... every wild dinosaur

will go extinct, and the environment

will change as the

ecosystem has been destroyed. That's what it is known for.

Everyone, watch out for that.

Anyway, let's move on.

We have a diehard report

to cover? Really? We do!

Just what could it be? Let's have a look!

Unbelievable: Diehard Fan T-shirt being resold!

Gwaaah! No way!

A piece of Kiryu Coco's official merch,

the Diehard Fan T-shirt we once sold, this here,

a T-shirt with "Diehard Fan" printed on it.

We found out it was being resold online!

Aaaah!

This is... Come on... Reselling...

It's being resold... And you won't believe its price!

Adding insult to injury: A costly total of 25,000 yen

25,000 yen!

It's fetching an absurdly high price!

This is...

This shirt is presently not for sale anymore, indeed.

Nobody was even― Also, the original

price was 2500 yen, it costs ten times more now.

It was sold for

2500 yen and

nobody even bought it,

Ms. Kiryu Coco was so embarrassed

that she removed it from the product list.

This here is...

Hmm... This isn't really...

being a diehard fan, don't you agree?

Hmm... Is this really

what it means to be a diehard fan?

I don't think this is a proper display of love.

For that reason, let's take a moment and...

Take a good look at this and fall for me, alright?

(tru luv)

(true love wink)

You diehard now?

I'm sure this has reformed your character.

Now you're a diehard fan,

I'm sure you are.

So, guys,

to me, reselling products is...

a little unacceptable.

That's what I think, but as for

Ms. Kiryu C.Co, here's her message for the resellers:

Oh my!

Crest pins to sell out soon Better buy 1000 pieces now

Ah!

The crest pin

is about to be sold out, it seems!

Dear resellers,

it seems these Kiryu Clan crest pins that were

put up on sale during my 3D stream

will soon be sold out.

So hear me out, resellers.

It'll be bad once we run out of stock,

so better buy a thousand of these now!

Yeah.

Go out and

buy a thousand of these while you can.

What do you guys think?

Uh, "lol".

Ahh...

Uh, "don't incite them".

Uhh... Whe...

Uhh... "made to order..."

Huh? Made-to―

Well, well, well, well.

I'm sure they should buy it.

Let's go to our next report!

Ah―!

Oh?

We have a 3D report

on our hands!

It's a 3D report.

Reaction video to 3D debut!

Why, here is Ms. Kiryu Coco's―

Here is my 3D debut stream.

An overseas streamer posted

a reaction video about the stream,

and their reactions made Ms. Kiryu Coco really happy.

Anyone would be happy with this;

it makes you feel like you're famous.

Right?

Seeing people

"Oh? Oh! Wow!"

and react with amazement gives me a good feeling.

Let's watch the video

and see what he said.

What the hell!

I'm gonna tell you this right now.

chatroom,

those hips are

100%, like, American,

or something like that.

I have not seen one Japanese woman look―

move like that, unless she practiced hella hard.

~~Those are~~ ~~not~~ ~~Japanese hips.~~

WAY.

She's got something else.

She's half-American? That's definitely American right there.

I'm not saying that Japanese women can't...

This is...!

Guys, this is...!

Why, according to this

overseas streamer's

ultra video analysis,

Country of origin identified by the hip sway

they have identified my country of origin!

Now, that's―

They're really looking outside the box.

They've nailed down

that I really came from

Dragon America, it seems.

Let's see what everyone has to say about this:

"USDA hip"

Uh, "lol".

Ahh―

"simp to the end"

SIMP!

*heh, simps*

Err―

"big lol"

Uhh, "USDA".

Uh, "GJ, analyst team".

It makes it really easy to find me out,

this ass, I mean.

My ass gives me away.

It seems that

my origin has been revealed.

Guys, he does...

Aahh...

He does

have a really good eye

for these kinds of things.

I'd love to see these reaction videos continue coming.

Let's ask Expert C for her take on this:

The USDA never takes 'no' for an answer.

Here she said,

"The USDA never takes 'no' for an answer."

What did she mean by this?

A bit back,

a bit before the 3D―

A bit before the 3D stream,

at around the time

they told me I was getting my 3D body,

I really wanted my hips

to ~~really~~

move like they went in the debut stream.

Asking like,

"Can you guys make

my hips move like Shakira's?"

to the staff.

I had that request

for hololive's development team.

And the result was,

"We can make them sway like Shakira's,

but it won't be sexy."

That's what they told me

at around the start of May.

That's what they said, but

Ms. Kiryu Coco would never settle for that.

"Please make it sexy."

"No excuses."

"It's definitely possible to make it sexy."

"Do everything you can." I told them all of that.

And those moves

were the end result of me bugging them to

make it sexy.

By the way, do any of you know Shakira?

Umm,

her hips go like

rocking back 'n forth.

She's, umm, an artist―

She's an overseas artist and a really famous person.

I think a lot of people know her already,

but Ms. Shakira

is really known for her hips.

She really does

draw that distinct―

draw that dista―

aaa―

inct―

distraction for

shaking her hips. I really wanted to recreate that!

And I'm really happy I managed to do it.

What do you guys think?

Err...

Erm...

Umm, distric―

"so forceful lol"

"to draw a distinction"

Distinction.

What a hard word.

"good for you"

"coco's sexier"

Ahh!

Thank you so much!

With all that said, our lesson

for today is this phrase:

"DAT ASS"

This is our phrase of the day.

The phrase "DAT ASS"―

If we translate this to Japanese, it is

(miro yo) （見ろよ）

anno ketsu! あんのケツ！

That's what it is.

Like whenever you see a really good but, you'd let

"DAT ASS"

slip up from your mouth every so often, right?

If we try to break this down, we first have

the word "dat".

"What? What's 'dat',"

some of you may ask.

But it's actually the English word

"that".

In Japanese, "sono" (その).

It's a corruption of "that"―

Ouch.

I snagged my arm.

It's a corruption of the word "that".

Of course, we all know "ass" means

"ketsu" (けつ) in Japanese.

Without a doubt, "ketsu".

Can also be "ketsu" (ケツ).

"Ass" equals "ketsu",

while we have "that" being "ano" (あの).

Those two words alone would be just fine:

ano ketsu あのケツ

And of course, when you let these words out of your mouth,

you'd be talking

to someone else, so you say

(miro yo) (yo, look at)

anno ketsu! dat ASS!

Another way is:

*gasp*

"DAT ASS!"

You can say it like that.

If you feel like praising the sun

after seeing a fine ass, please use that.

So guys, if you find a fine ass,

like, for example, Ms. Kiryu Coco's extremely fine and plump ass,

just say, "Ah... Dat ASS!"

just so everyone around you

can appreciate as well.

Also, do note

that this is not sexual harassment.

The reason is that

in Dragon America,

having a well-shaped ass

is definitely―

umm, absolutely a―

Uh, how do I put this― A good indicator of

a fine woman, or so they say.

It'd make me happy if people said that about me,

but calling your co-workers

with "dat ass" is gonna be trouble,

so y'all should

consider the TPO - Time, Place and Occasion - and

use it appropriately.

What do you guys have to say?

Uhh, "words of praise".

Ahh, "words of praise".

"DAT GRASS"

Uhh, "why not use 'that', though?"

The reason for that lies

in this "anno ketsu"―

Why did we use "anno" (あんの)

instead of "ano" (あの) for this?

It's the same spirit.

It's all in the emphasis.

Instead of just "ano ketsu",

you'd say "ANNO KETSU".

It sounds better, right?

Like Ms. Wada Akiko doesn't sing

~~ano~~ ~~koro wa― ha! ~~あの ~~ころは― はッ！~~

but instead she goes

~~anno~~ ~~koro wa― ha! あんの~~ ~~ころは― はッ！~~

It definitely sounds stronger that way.

That's the difference between the two.

Anyway, let's move on.

Ahh...

Ah!

Guys, it seems we have

an announcement to air.

Kanata Channel July 1 (Wednesday) @ 8 PM Major announcement stream!!

Did you see that, guys?!

It's coming!

Later today―

Ms. Amane Kanata

is one of my batchmates in hololive 4th Gen.

Later today,

at 8 PM―

She will be making a major announcement at 8 PM today!

Guys, this is

an announcement not to be missed!

Just what will she reveal?!

Better make time, guys.

What will happen to her?

Is this... huh?!

It's a bust shot!

Does that mean her bust―!

Kanatan's bust―

Will her bust...

~~increase by~~ 3 ~~cup sizes~~

~~right into becoming a~~ D~~-cup?!~~

Let's look at today's weather!

Err...

Ah, this one―

Ah!

Watame's also getting pumped for this!

Speaking of which, she's getting good―

She's getting really good at drawing.

Watame... learns really fast, doesn't she?

I'm not gonna lose to her, though.

In any case, for today we have―

Uhh, ARK― Today's

ARK password is "kanatan".

K-~~A-N-A-T-A-N.~~

~~K-A-~~~~N-A-T-A-N.~~

~~K-A-N-~~~~A-T-A-N.~~

~~K-A-N-A-~~~~T-A-N.~~

~~K-A-N-A-T-~~~~A-N.~~

~~K-A-N-A-T-A-~~N.

K-A-N-A-T-A-N.

And with all that said,

thank you all so much for watching!

Have a good morning!

G'morn everyone! It's already July! Halfway through the year! 2020 has been quite fast-paced, but are you all having fun? The world around us is quite uncertain now, but those who keep their spirits up will make it to the end!!!! Live your life as you like despite what everyone around you says! Kanatan also has an announcement tonight! Just what dimension would she reach... Your definitely loved WAIFU, Coco