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<p t="330" d="2139">Hello everyone! Virtual Gamer Kizuna AI here!</p>
<p t="2602" d="1502">It’s time to play</p>
<p t="4104" d="667">“Monster Hunter: World”!</p>
<p t="4771" d="1134">Potato is so cute~</p>
<p t="5905" d="634">Now then,</p>
<p t="6539" d="2291">I’ve accepted my first quest</p>
<p t="8830" d="1180">so I think I’ll get started!</p>
<p t="10010" d="820">Let’s go!</p>
<p t="11720" d="970">*AI-chan noises*</p>
<p t="19980" d="1080">Howdy~!</p>
<p t="22188" d="502">[ The Handler explaining the quest ]</p>
<p t="22690" d="510">Sure!
[ The Handler explaining the quest ]</p>
<p t="23200" d="880">[ The Handler explaining the quest ]</p>
<p t="24080" d="510">Yep!
[ The Handler explaining the quest ]</p>
<p t="24590" d="615">[ The Handler explaining the quest ]</p>
<p t="25205" d="505">Ah, I see
[ The Handler explaining the quest ]</p>
<p t="25710" d="516">I think I’ll be able to take them down
[ The Handler explaining the quest ]</p>
<p t="31020" d="2260">The ones that were in a large swarm</p>
<p t="35840" d="970">I’ll go check it out</p>
<p t="38438" d="3512">[ The Handler explaining the quest ]</p>
<p t="41950" d="510">Right, right...
[ The Handler explaining the quest ]</p>
<p t="42460" d="816">Sure!
[ The Handler explaining the quest ]</p>
<p t="43743" d="567">Roger that!</p>
<p t="47100" d="1080">Supplies...</p>
<p t="53680" d="1508">Shall I take these with me?</p>
<p t="56750" d="700">I got them</p>
<p t="57450" d="500">Ah...</p>
<p t="59700" d="760">“Uh-huh”</p>
<p t="63180" d="1650">Off I jump~</p>
<p t="65932" d="1948">Now, I forgot what the name</p>
<p t="67880" d="1889">of the weapon I chose to play with is</p>
<p t="69769" d="1635">But in any case,
[ It was the “Insect Glaive” ]</p>
<p t="71900" d="2741">if I throw this bug something or other,</p>
<p t="74641" d="2789">I’ll gain the enemy’s essence</p>
<p t="77430" d="1020">and then with that</p>
<p t="78450" d="1490">I’ll be able to power-up</p>
<p t="80600" d="1650">and do jumps and stuff</p>
<p t="82250" d="1540">I feel like</p>
<p t="83790" d="1395">it’s quite an easy weapon to use</p>
<p t="85185" d="1325">For example,</p>
<p t="86510" d="1060">if I go like this...</p>
<p t="89880" d="1270">If I go like this...</p>
<p t="92190" d="940">Wait, wait, wait...</p>
<p t="93900" d="840">With this,</p>
<p t="94740" d="1260">I go like this at this...</p>
<p t="96429" d="1135">Look, look, look!</p>
<p t="99000" d="1790">I think I got something from that</p>
<p t="103100" d="850">Like this?</p>
<p t="104737" d="1035">Am I doing it right~?</p>
<p t="109650" d="690">Yeah</p>
<p t="110340" d="804">Like this</p>
<p t="111144" d="634">Ohh!</p>
<p t="111778" d="1202">I’m sorry</p>
<p t="113480" d="1501">Poor thing</p>
<p t="118284" d="801">Thank you!</p>
<p t="121940" d="800">Just like that</p>
<p t="122740" d="1350">Oh, there’s something</p>
<p t="124090" d="601">over there?</p>
<p t="125058" d="1372">I’ll go check it out</p>
<p t="127440" d="2160">Ah wait, there’s a flower here</p>
<p t="129600" d="900">Oh, I can harvest it</p>
<p t="131580" d="1085">Thank you!</p>
<p t="133350" d="1030">Hey hey hey!</p>
<p t="136140" d="1060">Ah, right!</p>
<p t="137870" d="1330">I wonder if I should follow this</p>
<p t="139200" d="720">This glitter?</p>
<p t="142660" d="1710">Honey, honey</p>
<p t="144370" d="1430">Where’s the honey?</p>
<p t="146746" d="500">There it is!</p>
<p t="150460" d="530">Alright</p>
<p t="151885" d="667">Honey</p>
<p t="152552" d="1568">Honey~♪</p>
<p t="156020" d="840">Oh, there’s so many-</p>
<p t="156860" d="1260">There’s something there, something red</p>
<p t="158120" d="830">What is it?</p>
<p t="160700" d="1000">Mushrooms?</p>
<p t="163500" d="680">Okay?</p>
<p t="166820" d="850">Oho...</p>
<p t="169740" d="1100">It becomes a resource-</p>
<p t="170840" d="1990">Ah, where I am going?</p>
<p t="173230" d="1050">I’m going the right way, yeah?</p>
<p t="179890" d="1580">There are so many items!</p>
<p t="181470" d="430">Ah!</p>
<p t="181900" d="1320">It’s like a trap, right?</p>
<p t="183220" d="1550">They fall if they trigger it, yeah?</p>
<p t="190390" d="500">There’s one!</p>
<p t="191220" d="1190">Take this and this!</p>
<p t="197210" d="1850">What am I supposed to do if you retreat?</p>
<p t="199660" d="773">Wait, wait</p>
<p t="200433" d="701">Wait, you!</p>
<p t="201134" d="1256">Wait, c’mon, c’mon!</p>
<p t="203300" d="610">Alright!</p>
<p t="203910" d="900">I got it!</p>
<p t="204810" d="630">I got it</p>
<p t="205440" d="1090">Ah, or I didn’t?</p>
<p t="208800" d="610">Huh?</p>
<p t="209410" d="520">Go like this</p>
<p t="210543" d="1235">So many are coming out!</p>
<p t="213320" d="600">Oh, huh?</p>
<p t="213920" d="850">Wait a second</p>
<p t="215160" d="650">Like this...</p>
<p t="216900" d="1000">Wait, wait!</p>
<p t="217900" d="1070">*AI-chan noises*</p>
<p t="220180" d="810">Huh?</p>
<p t="221354" d="1935">Am I drinking up my recovery potions?</p>
<p t="223289" d="567">Why?</p>
<p t="226600" d="500">Oh</p>
<p t="230190" d="490">Oh!</p>
<p t="230680" d="1160">That was pretty good</p>
<p t="233660" d="880">Like, like this?</p>
<p t="234540" d="550">Ah, wait-</p>
<p t="235090" d="1110">Is this how you dodge?</p>
<p t="236200" d="700">Do-</p>
<p t="236900" d="1130">Do you dodge like this?</p>
<p t="239410" d="940">If I go like this</p>
<p t="242976" d="800">Hey, that’s pretty good!</p>
<p t="246260" d="800">Ahh!</p>
<p t="248948" d="734">I messed up!</p>
<p t="249682" d="1835">Don’t use the recovery potions?</p>
<p t="251517" d="801">Please</p>
<p t="252318" d="601">Aha</p>
<p t="252919" d="1268">I’m begging you</p>
<p t="256850" d="1350">How many were there?</p>
<p t="258200" d="1230">There are five more</p>
<p t="259430" d="1040">So many!</p>
<p t="263380" d="2770">If I collect a lot of these...</p>
<p t="266150" d="860">It’s that right?</p>
<p t="267860" d="2370">You can make weapons and equipment out of it, right?</p>
<p t="275708" d="1335">Glitter glitter~</p>
<p t="284380" d="1150">Where?</p>
<p t="285990" d="2180">Just where are you?</p>
<p t="291980" d="530">Oh?</p>
<p t="293126" d="1401">It’s kind of glittery!</p>
<p t="295930" d="1060">Ah, there are so many!</p>
<p t="300333" d="968">Oh no!</p>
<p t="304560" d="1250">No, no, no!</p>
<p t="305810" d="1700">How do I do this properly again?</p>
<p t="309360" d="1180">What, what, what?</p>
<p t="310943" d="1268">I don’t know what that was but it was powerful</p>
<p t="316780" d="740">Oh?</p>
<p t="321640" d="1040">Oho~?</p>
<p t="326526" d="1701">Ah, my felyne is helping me out too!</p>
<p t="332600" d="920">Take that</p>
<p t="334440" d="1200">and that!</p>
<p t="336602" d="868">Ah! I did it!</p>
<p t="341850" d="1326">Thank you</p>
<p t="344340" d="870">Hi-yah</p>
<p t="345210" d="760">Oh, I can fight them?</p>
<p t="345970" d="860">I can fight them?</p>
<p t="347513" d="935">I can still take them down💛</p>
<p t="351490" d="1040">Ohh!</p>
<p t="357940" d="1020">Hi-yah</p>
<p t="359759" d="1635">Ah, I’m cutting into it</p>
<p t="362161" d="1535">Quest cleared!♪</p>
<p t="367100" d="800">Without a hitch!</p>
<p t="370870" d="1001">“Kestodon”</p>
<p t="374740" d="1510">Kestodon *batum*
(TL: pun)</p>
<p t="378620" d="1360">Where should I go?</p>
<p t="381647" d="1435">I&#39;ll go to the smithy!</p>
<p t="385560" d="1827">Where is the smithy?</p>
<p t="389210" d="1520">Smithy-san~</p>
<p t="391424" d="634">Here!</p>
<p t="393780" d="1540">Yes, I got my hands on some</p>
<p t="400430" d="1538">Oh, thank you</p>
<p t="401968" d="1642">Do I have the materials?</p>
<p t="405200" d="560">Oh</p>
<p t="407980" d="950">Oh</p>
<p t="410009" d="901">Amazing!</p>
<p t="411980" d="670">Heave</p>
<p t="412650" d="650">and</p>
<p t="413300" d="1000">ho~</p>
<p t="417880" d="1105">Next is...</p>
<p t="418985" d="1085">You know,</p>
<p t="420070" d="2218">I only just started playing</p>
<p t="422288" d="1835">so let&#39;s try out some different weapons!</p>
<p t="425360" d="2100">What should I try out next?</p>
<p t="430980" d="510">Ah</p>
<p t="431490" d="1610">It&#39;s called the insect glaive</p>
<p t="436570" d="949">This is nice</p>
<p t="437520" d="1750">The buster sword looks cool</p>
<p t="440250" d="1450">Ah, but even so</p>
<p t="443209" d="334">These</p>
<p t="443543" d="1735">are called dual blades...</p>
<p t="446100" d="900">Now then...</p>
<p t="450320" d="570">Shut...</p>
<p t="452919" d="1635">Trot trot trot...</p>
<p t="454654" d="1902">It&#39;s so big so it&#39;s a bit troublesome to get around...</p>
<p t="456856" d="594">Oh?</p>
<p t="459160" d="950">Oh! There you are</p>
<p t="462260" d="600">Hey!</p>
<p t="465460" d="700">Oh?</p>
<p t="467580" d="854">Ah, right</p>
<p t="468434" d="734">Quest board</p>
<p t="469168" d="722">Ahh</p>
<p t="470220" d="960">&quot;Poi poi&quot;</p>
<p t="471800" d="870">Amazing</p>
<p t="477460" d="920">Yes!</p>
<p t="488054" d="1835">&quot;Kestodon&quot; batum!!</p>
<p t="492391" d="1268">I want to eat food!</p>
<p t="497160" d="1690">Food, food...</p>
<p t="498850" d="780">What?</p>
<p t="499630" d="1770">Meat-based meals?</p>
<p t="501400" d="935">Sounds good~</p>
<p t="502335" d="1234">Hometown meal 💛</p>
<p t="506290" d="1070">Ohh</p>
<p t="509630" d="1240">Amazing!</p>
<p t="512011" d="1579">What is it going to be?</p>
<p t="516082" d="1835">They are quite particular about it</p>
<p t="518584" d="2169">A completely different thing came out instead</p>
<p t="522180" d="1480">It still looks delicious!</p>
<p t="525925" d="1234">Thanks for the food</p>
<p t="530030" d="1467">When you eat meals</p>
<p t="531497" d="1568">your stats go up!!</p>
<p t="534440" d="950">Cute~</p>
<p t="539290" d="1020">Okay</p>
<p t="543650" d="1650">Gimme something~</p>
<p t="549949" d="1234">See you later!! Captain!!</p>
<p t="551630" d="800">Kestodon</p>
<p t="552430" d="1020">Male, female</p>
<p t="555555" d="800">Kestodon</p>
<p t="557957" d="1083">This is a Kestodon?</p>
<p t="559040" d="500">Hm?</p>
<p t="561620" d="550">Was it</p>
<p t="562570" d="790">here?</p>
<p t="564350" d="1460">I&#39;ll just go here</p>
<p t="567900" d="1410">How are the dual blades?</p>
<p t="571280" d="1030">Here</p>
<p t="572310" d="1550">This is just normally using them</p>
<p t="574320" d="1690">sort of like slash slash?</p>
<p t="578578" d="1034">AH, DON&#39;T ATTACK ME!!</p>
<p t="579612" d="567">SORRY!!</p>
<p t="580346" d="1535">I was just trying them out!!</p>
<p t="581881" d="701">Really~</p>
<p t="583516" d="934">Though</p>
<p t="584884" d="1768">If I just slash at them, they&#39;re bound to get mad</p>
<p t="586652" d="918">Them?</p>
<p t="588490" d="820">Is it them?</p>
<p t="592440" d="590">This?</p>
<p t="596800" d="1150">This? A little like this?</p>
<p t="600500" d="1210">Seems like this works</p>
<p t="603669" d="500">AHH!!</p>
<p t="605440" d="1670">Avoid crises!</p>
<p t="610120" d="1630">Sliding is fun</p>
<p t="613450" d="1040">Crap, crap...</p>
<p t="614490" d="2190">I should have dodged just then</p>
<p t="621160" d="670">Do your best!</p>
<p t="623780" d="730">Ahh!</p>
<p t="627880" d="981">No way, no way, no way!</p>
<p t="628861" d="968">There are too many!</p>
<p t="629829" d="1321">Ahhhhh</p>
<p t="634433" d="935">STOP IT!!</p>
<p t="635368" d="1132">HEY HEY!!</p>
<p t="636500" d="670">Hey, hey, hey!</p>
<p t="639770" d="1470">Please stop-</p>
<p t="641240" d="734">I am afraid.</p>
<p t="650260" d="1210">Ah, am I not meant to be fighting?</p>
<p t="651470" d="870">Ah, I am</p>
<p t="652340" d="720">I’m right</p>
<p t="653060" d="610">My progress went up</p>
<p t="656856" d="634">Looking good</p>
<p t="661550" d="780">Okay!</p>
<p t="667950" d="900">Come here</p>
<p t="671121" d="1241">Oh, that’s good</p>
<p t="672371" d="1539">Ho ho ho...</p>
<p t="676060" d="730">Okay!</p>
<p t="680510" d="2005">Kestodon *batum*</p>
<p t="682515" d="3036">I need to do that same thing once more</p>
<p t="685551" d="2049">Where are the Kestodon?</p>
<p t="689722" d="400">Hey</p>
<p t="690122" d="1669">Kestodon *batum*</p>
<p t="692091" d="829">Arara
Searching for Kestodon…</p>
<p t="692920" d="1040">Kestodon-tan!
Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="693960" d="590">Nothing here?
Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="694550" d="750">Nothing here...
Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="695300" d="560">Huh?
Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="695860" d="850">Can I go further over that direction? Let&#39;s go!
Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="696710" d="500">I can&#39;t...
Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="697329" d="1502">Kestodon!!</p>
<p t="698831" d="389">Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="699220" d="560">Flying *batum* jump?
Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="699780" d="1920">Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="701700" d="970">Kestodon-tan? Yup?
Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="702670" d="732">Shall I go somewhere else once?
Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="704003" d="1201">THERE ARE NONE!!</p>
<p t="706205" d="834">Quest...</p>
<p t="708140" d="1368">I can&#39;t continue the quest ⤵</p>
<p t="709508" d="1172">Ohh</p>
<p t="711477" d="567">What?!</p>
<p t="715881" d="1569">No! It’s not you guys!</p>
<p t="717450" d="820">Todon-tan
Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="718270" d="700">Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="718970" d="1010">Why did I get this!?
Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="719980" d="630">Kestodon-tan...
Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="720610" d="760">Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="721370" d="910">But there are no... Kestodon...
Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="722280" d="570">See! Because...See!
Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="722850" d="320">Hey, hey! Sorry! Sorry!
Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="723170" d="850">Very sorry for that...It wasn&#39;t on purpose...
Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="724020" d="410">What is this?!
Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="724430" d="494">Searching for Kestodon...</p>
<p t="724924" d="566">Sliding down here is fun
I couldn&#39;t find any Kestodon...</p>
<p t="725490" d="480">Huh?
I couldn&#39;t find any Kestodon...</p>
<p t="725970" d="460">I&#39;m going to a different area...
I couldn&#39;t find any Kestodon...</p>
<p t="726430" d="290">Ahahaha
I couldn&#39;t find any Kestodon...</p>
<p t="726720" d="740">What?! Wait...Something is here...Something! Something!
I couldn&#39;t find any Kestodon...</p>
<p t="727950" d="1270">Ah, everyone</p>
<p t="729220" d="1810">I, Kizuna AI, did my absolute best</p>
<p t="731030" d="1210">playing Monster Hunter</p>
<p t="732240" d="3428">I thought it was fun to play at the start</p>
<p t="735668" d="3804">but somehow... the quest...</p>
<p t="739472" d="1368">IS NEVER ENDING!!</p>
<p t="740840" d="1735">There are no Kestodon!!</p>
<p t="743020" d="850">Look here</p>
<p t="744380" d="700">See?</p>
<p t="745080" d="2667">Here I saw some small-sized monsters though</p>
<p t="747747" d="667">There are none</p>
<p t="750060" d="730">None</p>
<p t="751250" d="1702">IT&#39;S NOT MY FAULT!!</p>
<p t="752952" d="808">And with that,</p>
<p t="753760" d="2460">Kizuna AI&#39;s Monster Hunter World</p>
<p t="756220" d="936">with this</p>
<p t="757156" d="1935">HAS ENDED!!</p>
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<p t="762650" d="2780">Translated by myriadcandles, andychin77
Timed by Loserbait</p>
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