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<p t="1" d="1117" wp="2" ws="1"><s p="2">Don&#39;t watch me when
​</s><s>​</s><s p="3">you live in a room like this!</s></p>
<p t="1118" d="1862" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">Don&#39;t watch me when
you live in a room like this!</p>
<p t="3510" d="3170" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">This is probably a pack of kiwis.</p>
<p t="5250" d="1430" wp="3" ws="1" p="2">Wut?!</p>
<p t="6680" d="1630" wp="2" ws="1"><s p="4">A</s><s>​</s><s p="2">h</s><s p="4">a</s><s p="2">h</s><s p="4">a</s><s p="2">h</s><s p="4">a</s><s p="2">h</s><s p="4">a</s><s p="2">h</s><s p="4">a</s></p>
<p t="8310" d="3900" wp="4" ws="1"><s p="5">The Dirty Room King Championship</s><s>​</s><s p="6">​
Cast: Kanade Izuru, Yukoku Roberu</s></p>
<p t="12210" d="1030" wp="5" ws="1" p="2">Okay!</p>
<p t="12210" d="1030" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Explanation:</p>
<p t="13240" d="1970" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">We put two dirty ones against each other,</p>
<p t="15210" d="1460" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">the worst one wins.</p>
<p t="16670" d="1510" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">The judge,</p>
<p t="18180" d="940" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Yukoku Roberu,</p>
<p t="19120" d="2520" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">has the final word on everything.</p>
<p t="21640" d="2530" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">The explanation is as simple as it gets.</p>
<p t="24170" d="780" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Okay.</p>
<p t="24950" d="2710" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Pen name: Mantis Hopper-san</p>
<p t="28030" d="2170" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">I watch your streams
from this room.</p>
<p t="30200" d="1540" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">That, on the floor,</p>
<p t="31740" d="3010" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">is ice cream, karaage, and pudding.</p>
<p t="33330" d="1420" wp="5" ws="1" p="2">What?</p>
<p t="34750" d="2390" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">There used to be rotten tangerine peels too,</p>
<p t="35100" d="1360" wp="5" ws="1" p="2">Whaaat?!</p>
<p t="37140" d="1490" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">so, by comparison, this is clean now.</p>
<p t="37680" d="1830" wp="5" ws="1" p="2">I&#39;m not liking this very much.</p>
<p t="39510" d="1740" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Here&#39;s the room.</p>
<p t="41250" d="2300" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">BWAHAHAHA</p>
<p t="43550" d="3247" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Won&#39;t you thank him for always watching?</p>
<p t="44910" d="1887" wp="5" ws="1" p="2">This is a potential champion!!</p>
<p t="46797" d="1101" wp="2" ws="1"><s p="2">Don&#39;t watch me when
​</s><s>​</s><s p="3">you live in a room like this!</s></p>
<p t="47898" d="2112" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">Don&#39;t watch me when
you live in a room like this!</p>
<p t="51710" d="1100" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">I found the karaage!</p>
<p t="52810" d="1970" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">This is probably the karaage, right?</p>
<p t="54780" d="1500" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Found this, here, which is probably</p>
<p t="56280" d="2970" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">an empty pudding cup.</p>
<p t="59310" d="3100" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">This is just too much...</p>
<p t="62410" d="1940" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">This part around here...</p>
<p t="64350" d="2260" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">You can understand
why this part is censored, right?</p>
<p t="66610" d="1470" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.</p>
<p t="68080" d="1330" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">This part over here...</p>
<p t="69410" d="1500" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">I&#39;m thinking it&#39;s censored</p>
<p t="71080" d="1900" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">because there&#39;s rotten stuff.</p>
<p t="72980" d="4230" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">I think this is a passionate fan of yours, Roberu.</p>
<p t="77210" d="3570" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">I don&#39;t think you can give this one
a low score.</p>
<p t="80780" d="1010" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">I give it...</p>
<p t="81790" d="1520" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">94 points!</p>
<p t="83310" d="1700" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">He gives it 94 points!</p>
<p t="85010" d="2870" wp="5" ws="1" p="2">This is certainly 94 points material.</p>
<p t="85010" d="2870" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">We&#39;re getting pretty close to 100 points!</p>
<p t="87880" d="900" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Next challenger.</p>
<p t="88780" d="1980" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Pen name: Sparrow-san</p>
<p t="90760" d="420" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">OK.</p>
<p t="91180" d="2620" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">I&#39;m an unhealthy alcoholic gamer,</p>
<p t="93800" d="2740" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">so my controller and headphones are
within hand&#39;s reach.</p>
<p t="96540" d="1510" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">My breakfast is CalorieMate.</p>
<p t="98050" d="1590" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">My snacks are also CalorieMate.</p>
<p t="99640" d="2440" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Their packages, as well as
empty ramen cups</p>
<p t="102080" d="1640" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">and lids, are all scattered around.</p>
<p t="103720" d="1560" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Also, alcohol, beers, and drinks.</p>
<p t="105280" d="2310" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">I live like this,
can I still be your wife?</p>
<p t="106770" d="3330" wp="6" ws="1" p="2">Oh damn, this is bound to be bad.</p>
<p t="107590" d="930" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">They&#39;re saying.</p>
<p t="109050" d="3230" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">They&#39;re probably one of your viewers,
Roberu-san.</p>
<p t="112280" d="1630" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">This is how it looks.</p>
<p t="114250" d="1460" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">Mind if I bring up</p>
<p t="115710" d="2200" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">the one thing I really can&#39;t get here?</p>
<p t="117910" d="1560" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">I&#39;m speaking as myself here.</p>
<p t="119470" d="1501" wp="2" ws="1"><s p="2">I can&#39;t forgive the fact </s><s>​</s><s p="3">the remote controller
is sticking out on the edge of the table.</s></p>
<p t="120971" d="1602" wp="2" ws="1"><s p="2">I can&#39;t forgive the fact the remote controller
​</s><s>​</s><s p="3">is sticking out on the edge of the table.</s></p>
<p t="122573" d="2207" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">I can&#39;t forgive the fact the remote controller
is sticking out on the edge of the table.</p>
<p t="124780" d="1070" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">This grinds your gears?</p>
<p t="125850" d="860" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">This?!</p>
<p t="126710" d="1900" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">I can&#39;t accept that.</p>
<p t="128610" d="970" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">But this is just...</p>
<p t="129580" d="1530" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">I&#39;ll give it just 60 points.</p>
<p t="131110" d="1140" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Understood!</p>
<p t="132250" d="2360" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">If everything gets properly organized,</p>
<p t="134610" d="1300" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">the remote gets put
in the mid,</p>
<p t="135910" d="1000" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">maybe besides the TV―</p>
<p t="137010" d="1970" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Is this a brick?</p>
<p t="139450" d="1600" wp="7" ws="1" p="2">Ahahaha!</p>
<p t="139450" d="1600" wp="8" ws="1" p="4">Hahahaha!</p>
<p t="142350" d="2830" wp="9" ws="1" p="2">HAHAHAHA</p>
<p t="143180" d="2000" wp="10" ws="1" p="4">Hahahaha!</p>
<p t="145480" d="2830" wp="9" ws="1" p="2">Ahahahaha!</p>
<p t="145850" d="2460" wp="10" ws="1" p="4">AHAHAHA</p>
<p t="148310" d="2440" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Add some points. Let&#39;s give it more points.</p>
<p t="150750" d="1419" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Bonus points.</p>
<p t="152169" d="1802" wp="2" ws="1"><s p="4">As a Special Recognition Award,
​</s><s>​</s><s p="3">10 bonus points.</s></p>
<p t="153971" d="1179" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">As a Special Recognition Award,
10 bonus points.</p>
<p t="155150" d="2060" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Its score is now 70 points.</p>
<p t="155530" d="1680" wp="5" ws="1" p="2">That&#39;s right, indeed.</p>
<p t="157210" d="1390" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Pen name: Yuki-chan</p>
<p t="158600" d="1640" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">I think I&#39;m a strong contender.</p>
<p t="160240" d="970" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">I&#39;m an OL in my 20s.</p>
<p t="161210" d="1510" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">This is my dirty room during winter.</p>
<p t="162720" d="1660" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">It was so bad I took a picture.</p>
<p t="164380" d="2510" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">I cleaned it in February,
so it&#39;s not messy anymore.</p>
<p t="166890" d="1890" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Since I&#39;m a pro dirty roomer, I clean</p>
<p t="168780" d="1030" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">my room according</p>
<p t="169810" d="2290" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">to the temperature;
bugs pop up once spring comes.</p>
<p t="172100" d="2620" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">I see, it gets dirty because it&#39;s winter!
Is that common?</p>
<p t="174720" d="320" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Well...</p>
<p t="175040" d="1210" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">It is quite common.</p>
<p t="176250" d="3060" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Here it is.</p>
<p t="177910" d="1400" wp="11" ws="1" p="2">Damn...</p>
<p t="179310" d="600" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">I get it now.</p>
<p t="179910" d="1170" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">When she said OL she meant</p>
<p t="181080" d="2530" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">Obscenely Lousy.</p>
<p t="182350" d="1260" wp="12" ws="1" p="4">Hahahaha!</p>
<p t="183610" d="1440" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">That&#39;s what OL stands for?</p>
<p t="185050" d="1900" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">No, it&#39;s not Obscenely Lousy.</p>
<p t="186950" d="1400" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">It must be Obscenely Lousy.</p>
<p t="188350" d="2457" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">It means Office Lady, don&#39;t get it wrong.</p>
<p t="190807" d="1702" wp="2" ws="1"><s p="2">Her bed... </s><s>​</s><s p="3">it&#39;s crooked.</s></p>
<p t="192509" d="1601" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">Her bed... it&#39;s crooked.</p>
<p t="194110" d="170" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Of course!</p>
<p t="194280" d="270" wp="2" ws="1" p="7">Of course!</p>
<p t="194550" d="800" wp="2" ws="1" p="8">Of course!</p>
<p t="195350" d="1030" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">This is a bed, right?</p>
<p t="196380" d="2900" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">It happens, little by little,
it gets crooked.</p>
<p t="199280" d="970" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">I don&#39;t think it does.</p>
<p t="200250" d="1760" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">No, it totally does.</p>
<p t="202010" d="1040" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">We don&#39;t really mind if</p>
<p t="203050" d="2300" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">the bed is crooked or
the space between it and the wall is.</p>
<p t="205910" d="1700" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">Aren&#39;t those eggs?</p>
<p t="207610" d="1370" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Those are eggs, yeah.</p>
<p t="208980" d="2200" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">Hey, wait a second...</p>
<p t="211180" d="1770" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">She&#39;s got eggs here.</p>
<p t="213080" d="1930" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">I... also don&#39;t get this one.</p>
<p t="215010" d="2070" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">She bought a pack of four and ate one.</p>
<p t="217080" d="2270" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">The remaining three have
been abandoned there.</p>
<p t="219350" d="1960" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">I can&#39;t comprehend this one either.</p>
<p t="221310" d="440" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">And...</p>
<p t="221750" d="3160" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">This is probably a pack of kiwis.</p>
<p t="223480" d="1430" wp="3" ws="1" p="2">Wut?!</p>
<p t="224910" d="3700" wp="2" ws="1"><s p="4">A</s><s>​</s><s p="2">h</s><s p="4">a</s><s p="2">h</s><s p="4">a</s><s p="2">h</s><s p="4">a</s><s p="2">h</s><s p="4">a</s><s p="2">h</s><s p="4">a</s></p>
<p t="228610" d="2600" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">Wait a minute!</p>
<p t="231210" d="1770" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Kiwi&#39;s are pretty expensive these days.</p>
<p t="232980" d="3670" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">Each one goes for 150 yen, pretty much.</p>
<p t="234980" d="1670" wp="13" ws="1" p="2">Whaaaaaaat?</p>
<p t="237580" d="4700" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">Looking from above, this looks like a huge slide.</p>
<p t="240380" d="1900" wp="14" ws="1" p="4">Hahahaha</p>
<p t="242280" d="2070" wp="15" ws="1" p="4">You get here</p>
<p t="242680" d="1670" wp="16" ws="1" p="4">and sliiiide,</p>
<p t="243210" d="1140" wp="17" ws="1" p="4">right?</p>
<p t="243650" d="1000" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">Sliiiide</p>
<p t="245510" d="1570" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">This one...</p>
<p t="247080" d="2000" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">The highest score so far is 94 points.</p>
<p t="249080" d="1170" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">And it was a guy!</p>
<p t="250250" d="630" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">What will this be?</p>
<p t="250880" d="2610" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">92!</p>
<p t="251720" d="1770" wp="5" ws="1" p="4">92!!</p>
<p t="253980" d="2870" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">We have our queen!</p>
<p t="256850" d="1860" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">This is the queen.</p>
<p t="258710" d="700" wp="2" ws="1" p="2">An Obscenely Lousy one.</p>
<p t="259410" d="1840" wp="2" ws="1" p="4">We have found our Obscenely Lousy queen!</p>
<p t="260570" d="1420" wp="5" ws="1" p="2">An obscenely lousy one...</p>
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