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<c.colorDC7243>Don't watch me when
​​</c><c.colorD9D9D9>you live in a room like this!</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Don't watch me when
you live in a room like this!</c>

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<c.color5164FF>This is probably a pack of kiwis.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Wut?!</c>

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<c.color5164FF>A​</c><c.colorDC7243>h</c><c.color5164FF>a</c><c.colorDC7243>h</c><c.color5164FF>a</c><c.colorDC7243>h</c><c.color5164FF>a</c><c.colorDC7243>h</c><c.color5164FF>a</c><c.colorDC7243>h</c><c.color5164FF>a</c>

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<c.colorEC256F>The Dirty Room King Championship​</c><c.colorFEFEFE>​
Cast: Kanade Izuru, Yukoku Roberu</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Okay!</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Explanation:</c>

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<c.color5164FF>We put two dirty ones against each other,</c>

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<c.color5164FF>the worst one wins.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>The judge,</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Yukoku Roberu,</c>

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<c.color5164FF>has the final word on everything.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>The explanation is as simple as it gets.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Okay.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Pen name: Mantis Hopper-san</c>

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<c.color5164FF>I watch your streams
from this room.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>That, on the floor,</c>

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<c.color5164FF>is ice cream, karaage, and pudding.</c>

00:00:33.330 --> 00:00:34.750 line:92%
<c.colorDC7243>What?</c>

00:00:34.750 --> 00:00:37.140 position:69%
<c.color5164FF>There used to be rotten tangerine peels too,</c>

00:00:35.100 --> 00:00:36.460 line:92%
<c.colorDC7243>Whaaat?!</c>

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<c.color5164FF>so, by comparison, this is clean now.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>I'm not liking this very much.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Here's the room.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>BWAHAHAHA</c>

00:00:43.550 --> 00:00:46.797 position:63%
<c.color5164FF>Won't you thank him for always watching?</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>This is a potential champion!!</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Don't watch me when
​​</c><c.colorD9D9D9>you live in a room like this!</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Don't watch me when
you live in a room like this!</c>

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<c.color5164FF>I found the karaage!</c>

00:00:52.810 --> 00:00:54.780 position:56%
<c.color5164FF>This is probably the karaage, right?</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Found this, here, which is probably</c>

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<c.color5164FF>an empty pudding cup.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>This is just too much...</c>

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<c.color5164FF>This part around here...</c>

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<c.color5164FF>You can understand
why this part is censored, right?</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>This part over here...</c>

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<c.color5164FF>I'm thinking it's censored</c>

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<c.color5164FF>because there's rotten stuff.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>I think this is a passionate fan of yours, Roberu.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>I don't think you can give this one
a low score.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>I give it...</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>94 points!</c>

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<c.color5164FF>He gives it 94 points!</c>

00:01:25.010 --> 00:01:27.880 position:58% line:92%
<c.colorDC7243>This is certainly 94 points material.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>We're getting pretty close to 100 points!</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Next challenger.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Pen name: Sparrow-san</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>OK.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>I'm an unhealthy alcoholic gamer,</c>

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<c.color5164FF>so my controller and headphones are
within hand's reach.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>My breakfast is CalorieMate.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>My snacks are also CalorieMate.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Their packages, as well as
empty ramen cups</c>

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<c.color5164FF>and lids, are all scattered around.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Also, alcohol, beers, and drinks.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>I live like this,
can I still be your wife?</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Oh damn, this is bound to be bad.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>They're saying.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>They're probably one of your viewers,
Roberu-san.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>This is how it looks.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Mind if I bring up</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>the one thing I really can't get here?</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>I'm speaking as myself here.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>I can't forgive the fact ​</c><c.colorD9D9D9>the remote controller
is sticking out on the edge of the table.</c>

00:02:00.971 --> 00:02:02.573 position:72%
<c.colorDC7243>I can't forgive the fact the remote controller
​​</c><c.colorD9D9D9>is sticking out on the edge of the table.</c>

00:02:02.573 --> 00:02:04.780 position:72%
<c.colorDC7243>I can't forgive the fact the remote controller
is sticking out on the edge of the table.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>This grinds your gears?</c>

00:02:05.850 --> 00:02:06.710
<c.color5164FF>This?!</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>I can't accept that.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>But this is just...</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>I'll give it just 60 points.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Understood!</c>

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<c.color5164FF>If everything gets properly organized,</c>

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<c.color5164FF>the remote gets put
in the mid,</c>

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<c.color5164FF>maybe besides the TV―</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Is this a brick?</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Ahahaha!</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Hahahaha!</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>HAHAHAHA</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Hahahaha!</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Ahahahaha!</c>

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<c.color5164FF>AHAHAHA</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Add some points. Let's give it more points.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Bonus points.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>As a Special Recognition Award,
​​</c><c.colorD9D9D9>10 bonus points.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>As a Special Recognition Award,
10 bonus points.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Its score is now 70 points.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>That's right, indeed.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Pen name: Yuki-chan</c>

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<c.color5164FF>I think I'm a strong contender.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>I'm an OL in my 20s.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>This is my dirty room during winter.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>It was so bad I took a picture.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>I cleaned it in February,
so it's not messy anymore.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Since I'm a pro dirty roomer, I clean</c>

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<c.color5164FF>my room according</c>

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<c.color5164FF>to the temperature;
bugs pop up once spring comes.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>I see, it gets dirty because it's winter!
Is that common?</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Well...</c>

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<c.color5164FF>It is quite common.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Here it is.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Damn...</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>I get it now.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>When she said OL she meant</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Obscenely Lousy.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Hahahaha!</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>That's what OL stands for?</c>

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<c.color5164FF>No, it's not Obscenely Lousy.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>It must be Obscenely Lousy.</c>

00:03:08.350 --> 00:03:10.807 position:64%
<c.color5164FF>It means Office Lady, don't get it wrong.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Her bed... ​</c><c.colorD9D9D9>it's crooked.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Her bed... it's crooked.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Of course!</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Of course!</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Of course!</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>This is a bed, right?</c>

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<c.color5164FF>It happens, little by little,
it gets crooked.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>I don't think it does.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>No, it totally does.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>We don't really mind if</c>

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<c.color5164FF>the bed is crooked or
the space between it and the wall is.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Aren't those eggs?</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Those are eggs, yeah.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Hey, wait a second...</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>She's got eggs here.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>I... also don't get this one.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>She bought a pack of four and ate one.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>The remaining three have
been abandoned there.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>I can't comprehend this one either.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>And...</c>

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<c.color5164FF>This is probably a pack of kiwis.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Wut?!</c>

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<c.color5164FF>A​</c><c.colorDC7243>h</c><c.color5164FF>a</c><c.colorDC7243>h</c><c.color5164FF>a</c><c.colorDC7243>h</c><c.color5164FF>a</c><c.colorDC7243>h</c><c.color5164FF>a</c><c.colorDC7243>h</c><c.color5164FF>a</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Wait a minute!</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Kiwi's are pretty expensive these days.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>Each one goes for 150 yen, pretty much.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Whaaaaaaat?</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Looking from above, this looks like a huge slide.</c>

00:04:00.380 --> 00:04:02.280 size:31% position:16% line:50%
<c.color5164FF>Hahahaha</c>

00:04:02.280 --> 00:04:04.350 size:81% position:59% line:14%
<c.color5164FF>You get here</c>

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<c.color5164FF>and sliiiide,</c>

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<c.color5164FF>right?</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>Sliiiide</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>This one...</c>

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<c.color5164FF>The highest score so far is 94 points.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>And it was a guy!</c>

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<c.color5164FF>What will this be?</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>92!</c>

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<c.color5164FF>92!!</c>

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<c.color5164FF>We have our queen!</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>This is the queen.</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>An Obscenely Lousy one.</c>

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<c.color5164FF>We have found our Obscenely Lousy queen!</c>

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<c.colorDC7243>An obscenely lousy one...</c>