Good morning, everyone!

Can you hear me?

It seems some of you aren't quite awake, so...

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Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

Wake up, okay?

There will be a huge announcement

on today's Morning Coco Live,

from the looks of things, so do me a solid

and let your heart pound with excitement.

Despite that, we'll still

do a normal broadcast,

as we always do.

As you can see,

announcement or not,

they'll be above my head, making a ruckus:

Today's viewer-commentators!

Good morning!

*nods*

"rattle rattle"

"ba-dump ba-dump"

"rattle rattle"

You're so noisy!

With that said, let's see today's―

Uh,

Morning Coco info...? Let's... get...

informed, shall we?!

Oh my...!

We have a pathetic report!

Oh!

6/22 9 PM~ on Pekora Channel

Yesterday,

Ms. Usada P.Kora's- Pekora had

uh,

erm... hm...

a 3D stream.

A 3D stream in a VR horror game.

It says it's her punishment,

and I think you people know

what she's being punished for, but on March 30th,

she did this

stream here,

and she herself decided to have a punishment in case of failure.

She'd beat the game in less than an hour,

and ended up, uh,

bringing punishment unto herself.

It was in this stream here

that her punishment came from.

It took a while,

but she delivered yesterday.

However, a shocking development:

Despite the thumb saying

6/22 9 PM~ on Pekora Channel

VR horror game,

for some reason, she suddenly

For some reason, a live concert suddenly started

started a live performance.

*smell of fear*

Is this pathetic

or what?

It's pretty pathetic, isn't it?

Right, guys?

The moment this started,

the viewers were also perplexed.

And this is what they said to her at this moment:

Clickbait title

You can (not) escape horror games

In a way, this is horrific

Play the horror game

"clickbait title" "you can (not) escape horror games"

"play the horror game"

"in a way, this is pretty horrific", etc.

There was a commotion in the live chat.

They do have a point...

I mean, look at this thumbnail.

6/22 9 PM~ on Pekora Channel

This is what the thumbnail looked like,

yet this is what showed up onscreen.

For some reason, a live concert suddenly started

Clickbait title

You can (not) escape horror games

In a way, this is horrific

Play the horror game

Nobody asked for this.

*nobody*

Well...

Of course,

partway through, after getting smacked by Marine-paisen,

uh,

as promised,

she started

playing the horror game.

But actually...

This stream had a

very interesting

statement.

Very interesting indeed. Let's see what you guys think:

Uh, uh...

"lol peko"

"it's emily"

Yes, it's Emily Wants To Play.

It's a VR Horror game.

"peko?"

Uh, uh...

"lol peko"

"that is pathetic"

No wonder here, this was a certified lol peko moment for everyone.

Now I'd

like everyone to see the interesting statement I mentioned.

I have footage here,

so let's have a look.

It's been a while since my ears felt like they were tearing off.

Her... ears...?

Her ears would...?

She said it, right?

It's been a while...? Her ears...?

What? Come again?

Wut?

W-Wait a sec...

I'm sure it's fresh on your memories, remember June 17th?

*birthday*

Didn't something like this happen, or just an impression I had?

I'm pretty sure that they were last torn off

just a few days ago.

Well... Long while...

Long while?

Hmm...

*long time*

Am I the only one

who is unsure about that?

According to Expert C:

ah...

If one week is a long while, aren't they frequently getting torn off?

"If one week is a long while,

aren't they frequently getting torn off?"

It's kind of...

Pekora's four ears are―

Couldn't it be that the ones on top

are detachable?

They can, right? I want to know.

Uuh...

Let's see what you guys think:

"lol"

"you have a point"

"expert's wearing them"

Uh... Hm...

Hm...

But the blood!

They're bloody, the ears I got!

They're dripping blood,

and she did say it hurt to tear them off,

and I mean, there's blood, that's kinda...

Strange, isn't it?

Well, but then again,

when playing horror games,

you do, sort of, y'know,

say some random dumb stuff due to shock,

you just spout nonsense sometimes.

She even forgot to add "peko" to her sentences, some sources claim.

It happens.

This will probably...

leave us puzzled forever.

Let's go into the next one, then.

Ah...

We have a

sh*tty brat report

to cover now!

What could it be?

Here it is!

This cheeky brat, famous for seducing anyone and everyone,

a.k.a. Ms. Sh*tty Brat S.

Ms. S. here

once was Kiryu C.Co's

absolute boyfriend.

You guys knew her

as her absolute boyfriend.

You won't believe what Ms. Sh*tty Brat S. did.

Hmmmm.

She truly is a sh*tty brat.

She,

on a stream yesterday,

Cheats once again

has once again

cheated on me, we've found out.

Ms. Sh*tty Brat S. here

will take anyone, everyone, someone

and say she loves them, say she's in love.

She'll say it to anyone.

And whenever I

heard her say such things, I'd pull my hair out.

But, guys,

in a chatting stream yesterday,

Casually marries Ms. Nekomata Okayu

she casually got married to

Ms. Nekomata Okayu. She revealed

how they casually

got married.

Wait a damn sec!

What do you guys think?!

"lol"

"guess she blinked again"

She beguiles anyone

in the blink of an eye.

She marries anyone in the blink of an eye.

She kisses anyone in the blink of an eye.

Tough...

She's a cheeky brat from head to toe.

"oh, my shion..."

"lol"

"monthly cheating"

She does it every month! Every day!

This is what

Ms. Kiryu C.Co has to say:

Ah!

She has a stapler!

She's in a dangerous condition, completely unstable!

Won't she

staple her wrists? That's dangerous, absurdly dangerous.

She's at risk.

Oh no!

She's gonna staple an entire notebook!

That's unforgivable!

Stationery lovers are gonna lose their minds if she does it!

Stapling an entire note

is going over the line.

Mentally unstable or not,

everything has a limit.

And that's going over it.

You must not do that.

You guys should never

try this at home.

I'm trembling; Come on,

all of this over a cheeky brat, Ms. Kiryu C.Co?

How will she take responsibility for this?

Let's go into the next one now.

Ah!

Oh my!!

It's finally time!

Finally! Huge announcement today!

Urgent news!

We have an urgent report!

Today is the day.

There's a huge announcement coming!

Something is about to happen to hololive's 4th gen!

#Holoforce #JointhefutureJP

Hmm...

This curious announcement

was released just some days ago.

What will happen?!

Oh my!

Ah.

Wait a―

We had a little issue.

A "it wasn't set up" issue.

Let's go into

an ad break!

Hey!

Good evening!

Dododododo!

Konyappi!

Are you guys there?

THE TIME

HAS COME!!!

*sigh*

There it is, guys!

We've kept you waiting,

but I,

Kiryu Coco,

my―!

My, oh my, oh my!

On June 27,

this Saturday, at 9 PM,

my 3D debut

will be streamed live!

Yay!

Should I say finally?

How can I express the feeling?

I'm sure everyone

is getting giddy for this huge moment!

~~I don't know what's huge about these but they're~~ ~~huge~~!

HUGE!

Just a bit―

I can see a bit of what's to come!

What on earth

will happen on this stream?!

It's got my heart racing.

Although, actually,

with regards to this

3D debut stream,

Expert C has something to say.

~~Debut was planned for May 30, delayed because of~~ ~~that~~

Err,

it was supposed to

have been revealed on May 30, it seems.

Mmm, well, as everyone here knows,

~~that~~ ~~caused the delay.~~

The original plan was, well,

it should have already happened.

It should have,

~~if not for~~ ~~that~~.

~~If not for~~ ~~that thing~~,

we could've been done with this!

I― I―

I wanted to be in 3D with everyone and―

I said nothing.

Anyway,

we should have been able to

stream as planned, but then this happened.

As you can see, we've delayed it quite a lot.

Flare-paisen's 3D debut

was also delayed.

We've been held up from the schedule for a long time.

However,

due to this,

or rather, thanks to this delay,

~~#Holoforce~~~~ With completely original script~~

the Holoforce

3D model debut

will include a completely original

Kiryu Coco story!

What kind of stream will it be?

It'll be real special!

We had lotsa time to think about it!

There we have it, guys.

Well, what kind―

As to what kind of stream it would be,

you guys should―

Uhh, maybe you have an idea,

of err, umm,

ah,

of what usually takes place in these,

but it's gonna wreck all your expectations,

so please look forward to it!

I invite,

umm,

all of you this Saturday at 9 PM.

It'd make me happy if you could

make the time!

Now, according to Ms. Kiryu C.Co,

Fights with management, earns the right to "tease"

why,

she fought with management

to obtain the right to "tease" her announcement.

Well, it was expected.

Like, umm,

it'd be better

if you guys knew sooner when my 3D debut would be.

The normie workers

and the normie school students

who'd go "Huh? I have a date on that day".

Since we schedule these days in advance,

me personally, what I really wanted

was to announce it one month in advance,

but no matter how much I asked, staff didn't budge.

And umm,

somehow―!

I ~~somehow~~ ~~got them by the collar while we fought~~

~~and~~ ~~somehow~~ ~~got them to let me tease it.~~

I've been teasing things until today. Did y'all notice?

Any of you notice?

I got the permission

to tease the reveal,

and I left a trail of crumbs for that.

Oh, none of you noticed?

Ah, I see.

Although it's expected,

since I'm the kind of girl who specializes in high-level teasing techniques.

You didn't notice, but I teased you a lot.

I'm sure you wanted to know it as early as possible.

You guys have your own stuff to do, too.

Since, y'know,

four days before the big day is too late.

Let's see what you guys think:

"noticed the teasers from a mile away"

"new lingerie? such a tease"

Ehh, err,

"Ms. Kiryu Coco's scent"

Oh, I gave off a scent.

I didn't―

I didn't notice.

"I have part-time"

Aaahh―

They have to work―!

See, it was while thinking of the part-timers

that the ideal time to announce

is six months in advance.

Wait, I haven't even been active for that long!

Uuurgh!

But well, moving forward, we should―

Eh? We can announce stuff way ahead of time now?

Can I talk about [REDACTED]?

I wanna reveal some more stuff,

but well,

I already got to make

this announcement,

but hear this:

Most people do their major announcements at night, by the way

Uhh,

my manager told me

that most people do their major announcements

at night.

Well, umm,

what they mean, though, is "so you should too".

My manager wanted me to do it at night, it seems.

*rule breaker*

But what I wanted

at the very least,

was to warn those who'd go

"If you said it earlier, I wouldn't have set up a date"

so they'd know of it as soon as possible.

Y'see?

That's why...

Well, my manager seemed to have

said something.

Well, whatever.

In any case, let's move on―

Let's leave this at that.

Onto our next report!

Oh?

Good news

have graced our presence, everyone!

We have good news!

Can't memorize the paste command (Ctrl+V)

Oh my!

Yesterday, we streamed―

We reported this on

yesterday's Morning Coco Live.

We have Rushia-paisen

forgetting

for the third time how to copy-paste.

She asked the same person thrice

how to do it, to her pathetic dismay.

However,

it seems that Rushia-paisen

has finally learned how to do it!

This is excellent news, everyone!

Let's take a look at the fruits of her efforts!

I want to teach them too.

Once we get new juniors―

Once 5th Gen comes, I want to be like...

"Hm?

You don't know how to copy a selection?

To copy stuff...

you press Ctrl+V."

Once 5th Gen comes, I'm gonna teach them.

Mm―

"What is it?

You don't know how to?"

Oh damn, that's all I know!

I don't know anything else!

You're mistaken, Uruha Rushia...

What now...

Copy... is "C"?

And Paste is...

Copy is "C"?

I can teach them that, then!

T-To copy―

To copy stuff,

press Controller-C.

And then,

to paste it,

press Controller-V.

I wanna sound like a pro...

Proshia...

*pensive*

This seems to be...

Ergh...

Mm― What do you guys think?

Uhh, "cute".

"cute"

"controller"

Ahh―

"lol"

Agagh...

Let's now ask

Expert C for her opinion:

"I really hope she never learns it"

"I really hope she never learns it."

We really don't want her to learn it, huh?

We want to keep her in the dark

for the rest of her life.

And, well, she thinks

it's "controller".

That's what she says.

But well, Rushia-paisen was

musing about things

once 5th Gen comes,

and once they do come,

we'll probably get to witness her teaching them.

Let's look forward to the day, sh-

Really though,

umm,

most people already know that.

Like, umm,

if you've ever touched a computer,

you should already know these things.

With that said,

the English phrase

that we will learn for today starts off with

isshou [action] shinaide hoshii (一生 [なんとか] しないでほしい)

You'd sometimes want someone

to never ever do something, right?

I'd like you all to learn this phrase for those moments.

In Japanese, "isshou [action] shinaide hoshii".

In English, "Don't you ever~".

That's how it translates.

You attach that [action] after the "ever".

So, for example,

uhh,

oboete hoshikunai (おぼえてほしくない)

If you said something like "isshou oboenaide hoshii",

then, um,

o― o bo―

e― Inserting "oboe" (おぼえ) here,

err,

"memorize"

"oboe" = "memorize"

Ah, wait, it's out of frame―

I-It's out of―

It's out of the frame, so I'll rewrite it.

Ehh―

It's "memorize".

"memorize" comes from "memory".

And "memory" in Japanese is "kioku" (きおく・記憶).

Then there's the "-ize".

Something you remember is called

a "memory", but "memorize"

is to ~~remember.~~

Which is why

it becomes "don't you ever memorize".

~~But~~ ~~what~~ ~~is that memory?~~

Just what is―

"isshou oboe shinaide hoshii"

Here, you ask for the subject, even in Japanese.

So "memorize", for example,

"don't you ever memorize"

needs a subject to be attached after.

In Rushia-paisen's case, it's "don't you ever memorize―"

Uhh,

"how to copy."

Uhh, "copy and paste".

Also,

"how to copy" = "kopii no yarikata" (コピーのやり方).

You can add whatever subject you want after the verb.

Then there's

"don't you ever"

The "ever" here is "isshou"

in Japanese.

And the "don't" here

is "shinaide".

You get this, right?

Like, "don't―" "don't stop",

uhh, uh,

being "tomaruna" (止まるな).

"shinaide" can also feel like "don't do [something]".

This is why we attach it to "memorize"― to give us "don't memorize".

"you"

Finally, we have "don't you".

In Japanese, it would be

"temee" (てめえ)

Uhh, "temee―"

"[something]"

Augh―

"s-sunna yo" (すんなよ)

Uhh, "sunna yo".

"temee [something] sunna yo"

Adding the "ever" gives the nuance of "temee―"

"isshou [something] sunna yo"

You don't actually need the "ever" here.

"Don't you memorize copy&paste,"

would be sufficient.

But in Japanese,

it'd be

"oboenaide kudasai

"kono copy&paste." It'd be way too polite.

isshou oboenjanee zo (一生おぼえんじゃねーぞ)

would give a much stronger tone,

and this

"ever" would emphasize it in English.

And finally,

if you want an even

~~stronger~~ ~~way of telling them to never memorize something,~~

then in "don't you ever"―

right after "ever",

add a "f*cking" to have it say

"don't you ever f*cking memorize".

Don't f*cking memorize it, or something to that effect.

So if

you really want them to not memorize stuff,

you can use the last phrase I mentioned.

And with all that,

to everyone here

watching today's Morning Coco Live:

Thank you very much!

Today's weather is

right here―

Everything's gone!

Geez―

Today's weather is

right over here.

"Watame 13"

"Cococchi has a major announcement?!"

Watame 13...?

Watame 13?

T-That face scares me!

It's scary as hell!

Stop getting better at drawing!

Anyway,

today's ARK server password is

"saturday3D".

S-~~A-T-U-R-D-A-Y-3-D.~~

~~S-A-~~~~T-U-R-D-A-Y-3-D.~~

~~S-A-T-~~~~U-R-D-A-Y-3-D.~~

~~S-A-T-U-~~~~R-D-A-Y-3-D.~~

~~S-A-T-U-R-~~~~D-A-Y-3-D.~~

~~S-A-T-U-R-D-~~~~A-Y-3-D.~~

~~S-A-T-U-R-D-A-~~~~Y-3-D.~~

~~S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y-~~~~3-D.~~

~~S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y-3-~~D.

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y-3-D.

That's our show, guys!

Thank you so much for watching!

Have a good morning―

Draw the damn weather, Watame!

Oh my! This Saturday! I will finally be 3D! I can finally thrash about in front of everyone!! I'm so excited!!! I'd be really happy if you can all make it this Saturday! I made the announcement here on the show, but my manager told me to do it tonight, so I might as well, too! I wanna stream a lot today What should I do? Your GEBO love WAIFU, Coco