WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:01.520 Oh Oww!! 00:00:07.220 --> 00:00:08.100 What's this...? 00:00:08.100 --> 00:00:08.940 Oh! 00:00:08.940 --> 00:00:10.440 Everybody! Good News!! 00:00:10.440 --> 00:00:12.440 SOMEONE SENT ME A LOVE LETTER!! 00:00:12.440 --> 00:00:14.240 I've never seen a love letter before! 00:00:14.240 --> 00:00:15.260 Let's see... 00:00:15.260 --> 00:00:18.580 Dear Akari, I want to start by saying, find your videos to be very entertaining and I thank you for that 00:00:18.580 --> 00:00:20.580 Anyways, I noticed the rise in temperatures recently, 00:00:20.580 --> 00:00:22.580 and I figured you may be looking for some ways to cool down. 00:00:22.580 --> 00:00:27.460 If so, playing the game "INFLICTION" might help you to do just that! 00:00:27.580 --> 00:00:28.080 What? 00:00:28.080 --> 00:00:28.920 Really!? 00:00:28.920 --> 00:00:30.920 To be able to play a game AND be cooled down? 00:00:30.920 --> 00:00:32.060 THAT'S FREAKING AWESOME!! 00:00:32.060 --> 00:00:32.700 And Eco-friendly. 00:00:32.700 --> 00:00:35.700 And so, I hope you'll take care and hope for nothing but the best! 00:00:35.700 --> 00:00:36.480 Thank you!! 00:00:36.480 --> 00:00:37.980 I mean if you say it like that, 00:00:37.980 --> 00:00:39.340 There's no way of not doing it! 00:00:39.340 --> 00:00:40.160 I'm gonna have to do it! 00:00:40.160 --> 00:00:42.440 Well my guess is it's a horror game 00:00:42.440 --> 00:00:43.380 But f*ck it, I'll do it anyways. 00:00:43.380 --> 00:00:45.900 And So Anyways! YATTEMIMA---SHOW!! 00:00:46.900 --> 00:00:47.940 And so 00:00:47.940 --> 00:00:49.940 We begin the game, INFLICTION! 00:00:49.940 --> 00:00:51.620 I wonder what the game's about 00:00:51.620 --> 00:00:52.840 Ummm 00:00:52.840 --> 00:00:53.460 You know what though 00:00:53.460 --> 00:00:56.580 Akari have been playing a lot of Horror games, despite my fears for it 00:00:56.580 --> 00:00:57.540 So I think I'll be fine! 00:00:57.540 --> 00:00:59.540 And so, I think I'll begin the game 00:00:59.940 --> 00:01:00.440 00:01:00.440 --> 00:01:01.360 That scared me a little... 00:01:01.880 --> 00:01:03.660 Loading Please Wait… 00:01:03.660 --> 00:01:04.940 Hold it... 00:01:04.940 --> 00:01:06.720 Hooold it, damn it... 00:01:11.060 --> 00:01:12.080 WHAT WAS THAT!? 00:01:12.080 --> 00:01:14.120 That sounded like something got smushed and oh... 00:01:14.440 --> 00:01:15.280 00:01:16.720 --> 00:01:17.340 My heart's racing... 00:01:17.340 --> 00:01:18.960 MY HEART'S RAACING! 00:01:18.960 --> 00:01:19.520 What...? 00:01:21.000 --> 00:01:22.800 There's a haaannd... 00:01:22.800 --> 00:01:24.800 What should I do...? 00:01:24.800 --> 00:01:26.800 I have a bad feeling about this... 00:01:26.800 --> 00:01:27.520 00:01:27.700 --> 00:01:28.720 It's ok, I'm fine 00:01:28.720 --> 00:01:30.180 Because there are no spiders... 00:01:30.180 --> 00:01:32.860 Oh so I see this is a First Person game 00:01:32.880 --> 00:01:34.220 So when I rotate the mouse 00:01:34.220 --> 00:01:36.160 the mouse rotates and rotates and rotates 00:01:36.180 --> 00:01:37.200 00:01:37.200 --> 00:01:38.400 Hey a light switch 00:01:38.400 --> 00:01:38.980 Does it turn on? 00:01:38.980 --> 00:01:40.980 It turned on!! 00:01:41.140 --> 00:01:41.920 Hotmot-- (Japanese Bento Store) 00:01:41.920 --> 00:01:42.640 00:01:42.640 --> 00:01:43.960 HILL HOUSE!! 00:01:43.960 --> 00:01:45.400 So it's a Hangman-type of thing! Got it! 00:01:45.400 --> 00:01:46.380 There's a radio! 00:01:47.340 --> 00:01:48.400 Noo waay 00:01:48.400 --> 00:01:49.940 So it's gonna rain today...(Completely random) 00:01:49.940 --> 00:01:50.840 Hey let's turn on the lights 00:01:50.840 --> 00:01:51.940 let's turn on all the lights 00:01:52.000 --> 00:01:53.520 Hey it's soo bright! 00:01:53.520 --> 00:01:54.620 What is this? 00:01:54.620 --> 00:01:56.200 OMG~ 00:01:56.200 --> 00:01:57.500 I can't read any of it~! 00:01:57.500 --> 00:01:59.000 What should I dooo! 00:01:59.000 --> 00:02:01.000 Whoa I see... 00:02:01.420 --> 00:02:02.660 I don't understand... 00:02:02.660 --> 00:02:03.180 I don't understand one bit 00:02:03.180 --> 00:02:05.180 What's this now! 00:02:05.180 --> 00:02:06.220 That symbol, isn't that? 00:02:06.220 --> 00:02:07.280 what was it 00:02:07.280 --> 00:02:08.340 The FREEMASON SYMBOL! 00:02:08.340 --> 00:02:09.860 And what do we have here? 00:02:09.860 --> 00:02:11.120 English is so difficult... 00:02:12.020 --> 00:02:13.460 So this is a bento box!? 00:02:13.520 --> 00:02:15.120 100 micrograms 00:02:15.120 --> 00:02:15.620 00:02:15.620 --> 00:02:16.800 Is it illegal drugs? 00:02:16.800 --> 00:02:18.240 ALRIGHT LET'S DO THIS! 00:02:18.240 --> 00:02:19.880 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT! 00:02:21.280 --> 00:02:22.560 OPEN THE DOOORR! 00:02:23.140 --> 00:02:24.380 It's not opening... 00:02:25.140 --> 00:02:26.620 Ohh I see 00:02:26.620 --> 00:02:28.620 I have to solve something 00:02:37.900 --> 00:02:38.640 WHAAA!! 00:02:41.360 --> 00:02:42.140 Oh is this it? 00:02:42.140 --> 00:02:43.460 Is it this drawer? 00:02:43.460 --> 00:02:46.080 Ohhh...There are so much stuff here... 00:02:46.860 --> 00:02:48.860 WOW! MAD DRAWING SKILLS! 00:02:49.080 --> 00:02:51.180 Ahh this doesn't look good 00:02:51.260 --> 00:02:52.640 It looks like steroids 00:02:52.640 --> 00:02:54.440 There really isn't, like 00:02:54.440 --> 00:02:56.400 Any cute clothes in here... 00:02:58.820 --> 00:02:59.820 WHHAT THE FU-- 00:02:59.820 --> 00:03:01.140 THE DOOR'S OPEN... 00:03:01.780 --> 00:03:02.480 How!? 00:03:02.480 --> 00:03:04.640 But I'm going in anywaysss 00:03:04.640 --> 00:03:05.360 O, wait a tick 00:03:05.360 --> 00:03:06.040 I'm too 00:03:06.040 --> 00:03:07.560 Akari might be too fat to get through!! 00:03:07.560 --> 00:03:09.160 I can't go any further! 00:03:09.160 --> 00:03:11.160 Cuz I'm too fat to go on! 00:03:11.300 --> 00:03:12.000 00:03:12.300 --> 00:03:13.100 Oh this is where--- 00:03:13.860 --> 00:03:15.080 Oh wait, nothing happened...(With a straight face) 00:03:15.080 --> 00:03:16.320 I don't want to do this anymore... 00:03:16.580 --> 00:03:17.640 The door's locked... 00:03:18.200 --> 00:03:19.820 AHHH NONONO!! 00:03:19.820 --> 00:03:20.820 THERE WAS SOMEONE THERE! 00:03:22.520 --> 00:03:23.720 I have no choice but to go on! 00:03:23.720 --> 00:03:26.360 Alright alright! And I'm not picking that up! 00:03:26.360 --> 00:03:27.260 I'M NOT GONNA! 00:03:27.260 --> 00:03:28.840 I'M IN MIDDLE OF SOMETHING!! 00:03:29.340 --> 00:03:30.820 ALRIGHT FINE!!! 00:03:31.380 --> 00:03:33.040 O MY--I DON'T WANT--- 00:03:33.040 --> 00:03:33.640 whatwhatwhat 00:03:33.640 --> 00:03:34.140 hold on 00:03:34.140 --> 00:03:35.920 THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME, OKAY!? 00:03:35.920 --> 00:03:36.640 I'm picking it up 00:03:37.240 --> 00:03:38.120 Whaddayawant? 00:03:38.120 --> 00:03:40.120 Helloo? 00:03:41.400 --> 00:03:42.340 Damn Crank Yankers... 00:03:42.340 --> 00:03:44.340 *Baby Cries* That baby's really shedding tears... 00:03:45.160 --> 00:03:45.660 What? 00:03:46.660 --> 00:03:47.160 What? 00:03:47.160 --> 00:03:48.960 Are you sleepy?? 00:03:48.960 --> 00:03:50.180 Got milk?? 00:03:51.060 --> 00:03:51.960 I don't want to anymore 00:03:51.960 --> 00:03:53.660 I really don't want to, but I just understood 00:03:53.660 --> 00:03:55.200 I have to get in here in the end, don't I? 00:03:55.200 --> 00:03:56.300 Got it, rattle rattle 00:03:56.300 --> 00:03:58.300 OH NOOO!! 00:03:58.360 --> 00:03:59.040 🐦 00:03:59.240 --> 00:03:59.820 🐄 00:04:05.560 --> 00:04:06.080 Wha? 00:04:06.080 --> 00:04:06.580 F*ck 00:04:06.580 --> 00:04:08.580 I think I just went into a mirror... 00:04:09.580 --> 00:04:10.580 Let's get out of here... 00:04:10.580 --> 00:04:11.540 I want out... 00:04:11.540 --> 00:04:13.540 LET ME OUT OF HEREEEE!! 00:04:13.540 --> 00:04:14.680 OHH NOOO 00:04:14.680 --> 00:04:16.680 I HAD TO DO THAT, DIDN'T I!? 00:04:16.800 --> 00:04:17.600 00:04:17.600 --> 00:04:18.440 00:04:18.440 --> 00:04:19.280 00:04:19.280 --> 00:04:19.940 00:04:20.660 --> 00:04:21.940 Previously, on 24... 00:04:22.660 --> 00:04:23.460 00:04:23.460 --> 00:04:23.960 00:04:24.040 --> 00:04:24.960 Nononono 00:04:27.180 --> 00:04:27.680 00:04:27.680 --> 00:04:29.680 Wait WHY WOULD YOU MOVE ON YOUR OWN!! 00:04:29.680 --> 00:04:32.080 IF YOU'RE HERE, JUST SAY YOU'RE HERE! 00:04:32.120 --> 00:04:33.060 What do you want with me... 00:04:33.840 --> 00:04:35.260 I don't wanna~ 00:04:35.260 --> 00:04:36.380 I don't want to anymore~ 00:04:36.380 --> 00:04:37.580 I mean it... 00:04:37.580 --> 00:04:41.140 *Randomly starts to sing My Neighbor Totoro's theme* 00:04:41.680 --> 00:04:42.600 Oh is this it? 00:04:42.600 --> 00:04:44.265 Am I supposed to go this way? This way?? 00:04:44.265 --> 00:04:45.820 AAnd there's a ritual! 00:04:45.820 --> 00:04:47.780 THEY'RE DEFINITELY IN MIDDLE OF A RITUAL!! 00:04:47.780 --> 00:04:49.700 So how do we play this game...? 00:04:49.700 --> 00:04:50.440 We gonna summon? 00:04:50.440 --> 00:04:51.220 Someone's saying something. 00:04:51.260 --> 00:04:52.240 SOMEONE'S DEFINITELY SAYING SOMETHING. 00:04:52.240 --> 00:04:54.240 WHERE ARE YOU SAYING SOMETHING!? 00:04:54.240 --> 00:04:56.240 Oh are these insides doing the talking? 00:04:56.240 --> 00:05:00.160 Insides No.1"I know what you're saying but my son hasn't got a job offer yet" 00:05:00.160 --> 00:05:03.380 Insides No.2 "Well one thing's for sure, you can't buy your way into a school" 00:05:03.380 --> 00:05:04.260 I DON'T F*CKING KNOW ANYMORE!! 00:05:04.260 --> 00:05:05.340 HUUH!!?? 00:05:05.340 --> 00:05:06.440 *Clatter* 00:05:06.440 --> 00:05:07.080 This sucks 00:05:07.080 --> 00:05:08.480 THIS REALLY SUCKSSS!!!! 00:05:08.480 --> 00:05:10.460 JUST HOLD YOUR HORSES A BIT!! 00:05:10.460 --> 00:05:11.360 00:05:11.360 --> 00:05:14.260 JUST STOP! I WAS ONLY TALKING ABOUT COLLEGE!! 00:05:14.780 --> 00:05:16.780 AND NOW MY SON'S NOT GETTING INTO ANY COLLEGE!! 00:05:17.200 --> 00:05:18.260 They're really not holding anything back... 00:05:18.260 --> 00:05:19.080 Ahh THIS SUCKS THIS SUCKS 00:05:19.080 --> 00:05:20.380 WHATWHATWHAT!? 00:05:20.380 --> 00:05:20.880 Galileo(?) 00:05:20.880 --> 00:05:21.620 Galilei(?) 00:05:21.620 --> 00:05:22.900 I DON'T ACCEPT!! 00:05:22.900 --> 00:05:24.480 I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!!! 00:05:24.480 --> 00:05:26.080 AAND THERE'S A WOMAN!!! 00:05:26.080 --> 00:05:27.440 OH I'M GONNA WRECK THAT B*TCH! 00:05:27.440 --> 00:05:27.940 And I just spit a little 00:05:28.900 --> 00:05:30.020 NONONONONONO 00:05:30.020 --> 00:05:31.020 I'M REALLY SORRY!! SORRY!! SORRY!!! 00:05:31.020 --> 00:05:32.400 Okay okay I feel you I feel you I feel you