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<p t="141" d="2102" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">&gt;&gt; Tenjin Kotone: Yo! Fellow useless worshippers!​</p>
<p t="2243" d="1633" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Wow, it&#39;s getting cold...​</p>
<p t="4312" d="2569" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Tenjin Kotone! Hereeeeeeeeee!​</p>
<p t="6881" d="2135" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">I almost forgot my own name just now...​</p>
<p t="9016" d="734" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Oh well...​</p>
<p t="9750" d="2169" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Do you people watch Mizutamari Bond&#39;s videos?​</p>
<p t="11919" d="3404" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">These people did something called &quot;Shill checker&quot;​</p>
<p t="15323" d="1468" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Do you guys know what &quot;Shill checker&quot; is?​</p>
<p t="16791" d="1600" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Do you guys know what &quot;shill&quot; is anyway?​</p>
<p t="18592" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="2">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="18592" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="2">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="18659" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="3">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="18659" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="3">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="18726" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="4">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="18726" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="4">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="18793" d="66" wp="2" ws="2" p="5">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="18793" d="66" wp="3" ws="1" p="5">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="18859" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="6">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="18859" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="6">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="18926" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="7">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="18926" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="7">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="18993" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="8">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="18993" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="8">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="19060" d="66" wp="2" ws="2" p="9">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="19060" d="66" wp="3" ws="1" p="9">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="19126" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="10">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="19126" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="10">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="19193" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="11">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="19193" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="11">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="19260" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="12">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="19260" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="12">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="19327" d="66" wp="2" ws="2" p="13">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="19327" d="66" wp="3" ws="1" p="13">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="19393" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="14">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="19393" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="14">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="19460" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="15">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="19460" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="15">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="19527" d="66" wp="2" ws="2" p="16">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="19527" d="66" wp="3" ws="1" p="16">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="19593" d="6974" wp="2" ws="2" p="16">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="19593" d="6974" wp="3" ws="1" p="16">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="26567" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="17">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="26567" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="17">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="26634" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="18">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="26634" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="18">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="26701" d="66" wp="2" ws="2" p="19">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="26701" d="66" wp="3" ws="1" p="19">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="26767" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="20">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="26767" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="20">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="26834" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="21">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="26834" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="21">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="26901" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="22">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="26901" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="22">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="26968" d="66" wp="2" ws="2" p="23">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="26968" d="66" wp="3" ws="1" p="23">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="27034" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="24">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="27034" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="24">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="27101" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="25">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="27101" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="25">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="27168" d="66" wp="2" ws="2" p="26">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="27168" d="66" wp="3" ws="1" p="26">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="27234" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="27">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="27234" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="27">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="27301" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="28">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="27301" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="28">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="27368" d="67" wp="2" ws="2" p="29">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="27368" d="67" wp="3" ws="1" p="29">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="27435" d="66" wp="2" ws="2" p="30">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="27435" d="66" wp="3" ws="1" p="30">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="27501" d="66" wp="2" ws="2" p="31">[ Shill is a person employed to assume the air of
satisfied customers and give testimonials
to the merits of a given product. ]​</p>
<p t="27501" d="66" wp="3" ws="1" p="31">[ Referenced from Wikipedia ]​</p>
<p t="27802" d="4571" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">So, there is this website, that can help you to tell those shill reviews apart​</p>
<p t="32373" d="2936" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">So, we&#39;ll be using this website,​</p>
<p t="35309" d="2535" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">And those shill reviews from Amazon,​</p>
<p t="38512" d="1836" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Will be deleted!​</p>
<p t="40348" d="1466" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Deleted?​</p>
<p t="42450" d="834" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Removed?​</p>
<p t="43284" d="1535" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Whatever...​</p>
<p t="44819" d="1635" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">This video will be about deleting those reviews​</p>
<p t="46454" d="3036" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">You guys pay attention! Yeah!​</p>
<p t="49490" d="1934" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">All right, first item​</p>
<p t="51959" d="1735" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">&quot;Y shaped skin care roller&quot;...​</p>
<p t="51993" d="123889" wp="4" ws="1" p="16">[ Y shaped skin care roller ]​</p>
<p t="51993" d="41139" wp="5" ws="1" p="16">[ 3,199 Yen ]​</p>
<p t="51993" d="41139" wp="6" ws="1" p="16">[ 702 reviews ]​</p>
<p t="51993" d="6705" wp="7" ws="1" p="16">[ The price is taken at the time of this video is made. ]​</p>
<p t="53694" d="1400" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">&quot;Face care roller&quot;, &quot;Massage&quot;...​</p>
<p t="56497" d="1166" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">By the way...​</p>
<p t="58332" d="2336" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">I digress...​</p>
<p t="60668" d="2234" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">By the way, this not related to the video.​</p>
<p t="63337" d="1669" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">At the time of &quot;God Descending&quot;​</p>
<p t="65006" d="1935" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Someone gifted me a ReFa?​</p>
<p t="66941" d="1433" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Really, thank you!​</p>
<p t="68909" d="2802" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">ReFa is a face care...​</p>
<p t="72013" d="3303" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">It&#39;s a famous brand in face care roller​</p>
<p t="75316" d="1435" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">ReFa is great!​</p>
<p t="76751" d="1635" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">My face is like this​</p>
<p t="78386" d="1633" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Acute angle​</p>
<p t="80488" d="1034" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Feels good!​</p>
<p t="81522" d="3470" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">(Laughing) All right...​</p>
<p t="84992" d="3370" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">(Laughing) Face roller... You shut up!​</p>
<p t="88362" d="2202" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">(Laughing) Don&#39;t laugh, seriously​</p>
<p t="90564" d="2835" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">My jaw is in acute angle so don&#39;t touch it​</p>
<p t="93734" d="2069" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">So let&#39;s check out those reviews that aren&#39;t so positive​</p>
<p t="95803" d="3770" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">9% is bad, 67% is fine​</p>
<p t="99573" d="2535" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Let&#39;s look at these good reviews a little bit​</p>
<p t="102543" d="4937" wp="8" ws="1" p="16">[ This is pretty good ]​</p>
<p t="103010" d="1367" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">&quot;This is pretty good&quot;​</p>
<p t="104879" d="2601" wp="9" ws="1" p="16">[ Just fine ]​</p>
<p t="105246" d="1533" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">&quot;Just fine&quot;​</p>
<p t="108182" d="3168" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Two...ahh...but...it&#39;s all 5​</p>
<p t="112386" d="1835" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">But...is it 5...​</p>
<p t="114221" d="1267" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">There&#39;s nothing apart from 5...​</p>
<p t="116724" d="1400" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">This is becoming weird​</p>
<p t="119794" d="2668" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Robotic 5-stars are a lot​</p>
<p t="121962" d="4937" wp="10" ws="1" p="16">[ A lot of robotic 5-stars ]​</p>
<p t="123898" d="1366" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Umm...​</p>
<p t="126200" d="4169" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">This...probably isn&#39;t a shill item...​</p>
<p t="132673" d="3103" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">But it says there are customer services​</p>
<p t="135776" d="7006" wp="11" ws="1" p="16">[ When the item is broken, 
customer service is there ]​</p>
<p t="135843" d="5772" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">If there is customer service, I probably will buy it​</p>
<p t="141615" d="3137" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">But, umm...​</p>
<p t="144752" d="2903" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">If there is this much people said this item is broken​</p>
<p t="147655" d="2367" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Then this is not good...​</p>
<p t="150691" d="1335" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">I think...​</p>
<p t="152026" d="1333" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Personal opinion, though...​</p>
<p t="154895" d="2235" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Personally this is a shill? Probably?​</p>
<p t="158065" d="834" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">All right, let&#39;s use this &quot;Amazon che...&quot;​</p>
<p t="158899" d="901" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Not &quot;Amazon checker&quot;...​</p>
<p t="159800" d="2401" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Let&#39;s use this &quot;Shill checker&quot;​</p>
<p t="163370" d="2902" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">All right, and we have the result, let&#39;s see!​</p>
<p t="166440" d="9442" wp="12" ws="1" p="16">[ Shill probability 90% ]​</p>
<p t="167007" d="801" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Danger!​</p>
<p t="167808" d="934" wp="1" ws="1" p="16">[ &quot;Correct&quot; sound effect ]​</p>
<p t="168742" d="4871" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Shill probability is 30%​</p>
<p t="171312" d="4570" wp="13" ws="3" p="16">[ It&#39;s actually 90% instead of 30% ]​</p>
<p t="173781" d="2101" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Right, so ReFa is still good, then​</p>
<p t="176150" d="2636" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">This is what I have been thinking recently​</p>
<p t="178786" d="2868" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Although this has nothing to do with the video​</p>
<p t="182022" d="2869" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">An item being so cheap must have its reason​</p>
<p t="185359" d="2803" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">So, as a result, cause...​</p>
<p t="188162" d="1201" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Like this...​</p>
<p t="189363" d="2002" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Items that break down right after you use it​</p>
<p t="191365" d="2770" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Or items with high defect rate in manufacturing​</p>
<p t="194135" d="5538" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Buying more expensive items that last longer​</p>
<p t="199673" d="1869" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">This depends on you, but...​</p>
<p t="201542" d="4104" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">I think I would like to buy stuff that lasts longer​</p>
<p t="205646" d="1001" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">At least...​</p>
<p t="206647" d="2268" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">And that was a word of wisdom from your god today!​</p>
<p t="210050" d="1100" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Let&#39;s see the next item​</p>
<p t="211685" d="90457" wp="14" ws="1" p="16">[ Insulated Tumbler ]​</p>
<p t="211685" d="10776" wp="15" ws="1" p="16">[ 1,127 Yen ]​</p>
<p t="211685" d="10776" wp="16" ws="1" p="16">[ 284 Reviews ]​</p>
<p t="212820" d="1934" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Tumbler​</p>
<p t="215990" d="3936" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Let&#39;s see some 1-star reviews from everyone​</p>
<p t="222630" d="999" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Umm...​</p>
<p t="224031" d="2936" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">&quot;Ice shouldn&#39;t melt fast in a tumbler but still did&quot;​</p>
<p t="226600" d="5638" wp="17" ws="1" p="16">[ Ice melts really fast ]​</p>
<p t="226967" d="1235" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">&quot;Too much condensation&quot;​</p>
<p t="228002" d="4236" wp="18" ws="1" p="16">[ Too much condensation ]​</p>
<p t="228202" d="2434" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">&quot;Don&#39;t buy it&quot;, about the lip of this cup​</p>
<p t="231105" d="866" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Okay...​</p>
<p t="233240" d="1001" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">&quot;I wish I didn&#39;t...&quot;​</p>
<p t="234241" d="1400" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Okay...​</p>
<p t="236644" d="3268" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">I actually had bought one of these in an arcade​</p>
<p t="241115" d="532" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Not bought, got​</p>
<p t="242616" d="1734" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">It&#39;s pretty chill​</p>
<p t="245286" d="4536" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Those shills tend to give 5&#39;s​</p>
<p t="251392" d="1802" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Tumbler, okay...​</p>
<p t="253194" d="2868" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">I think it&#39;s safer to buy at Nitori​</p>
<p t="257231" d="1468" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">I believe in Nitori​</p>
<p t="258699" d="5973" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">This probably...isn&#39;t a shill item?​</p>
<p t="264672" d="3602" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Feels like so, looks like it​</p>
<p t="268809" d="1066" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">It&#39;s not!​</p>
<p t="270344" d="1867" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">All right, so it is not​</p>
<p t="273013" d="1434" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">So this is it...​</p>
<p t="275616" d="1134" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Let&#39;s check for it​</p>
<p t="276750" d="1334" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">With this shillllllll checker​</p>
<p t="280254" d="2434" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">I&#39;m not looking at it at all so I don&#39;t know​</p>
<p t="283524" d="1100" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Check!​</p>
<p t="286760" d="1467" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">All right, here is the result​</p>
<p t="289430" d="1967" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">The review is here!​</p>
<p t="291498" d="10644" wp="19" ws="1" p="16">[ Shill probability 0% ]​</p>
<p t="292733" d="901" wp="1" ws="1" p="16">[ &quot;Correct&quot; sound effect ]​</p>
<p t="293634" d="633" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Nice​</p>
<p t="294602" d="666" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">I was right​</p>
<p t="296136" d="935" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Nice​</p>
<p t="297071" d="1301" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">It&#39;s not a shill​</p>
<p t="298372" d="933" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Right?​</p>
<p t="299740" d="1934" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">I&#39;d be surprised if it is a shill​</p>
<p t="302142" d="2269" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">But it was pretty good, right?​</p>
<p t="304411" d="3202" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Shill or not, I can get it right​</p>
<p t="308616" d="2668" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">But...someone would probably say I&#39;m edgy again...​</p>
<p t="313220" d="1268" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">We still got 2 courses​</p>
<p t="314488" d="3202" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">&quot;2 courses&quot;, sounds like I&#39;m describing food​</p>
<p t="319727" d="2267" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Okay, let&#39;s look at the next one​</p>
<p t="323364" d="1733" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Next one, please!​</p>
<p t="325432" d="700" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">What is this...​</p>
<p t="327935" d="632" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">What is this...​</p>
<p t="329703" d="64730" wp="20" ws="1" p="16">[ Water-proof speaker ]​</p>
<p t="329703" d="8774" wp="6" ws="1" p="16">[ 3,999 Yen ]​</p>
<p t="329703" d="8774" wp="21" ws="1" p="16">[ 163 Reviews ]​</p>
<p t="330037" d="2034" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Ohhhh, water-proof speaker?​</p>
<p t="332606" d="1467" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Water-proof speaker​</p>
<p t="334441" d="1901" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">All right, let&#39;s see...​</p>
<p t="338178" d="2969" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">1 star...let&#39;s look at 1-star reviews first​</p>
<p t="341715" d="1834" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">&quot;There were interruptions even when the device is next to it&quot;​</p>
<p t="343250" d="4537" wp="22" ws="1" p="16">[ Significant interruptions ]​</p>
<p t="344084" d="1801" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">&quot;Can&#39;t connect to Bluetooth&quot;​</p>
<p t="345586" d="2201" wp="23" ws="1" p="16">[ Can&#39;t connect to Bluetooth ]​</p>
<p t="346887" d="2635" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">&quot;Turns off even charged for a long time&quot;​</p>
<p t="349156" d="3936" wp="24" ws="1" p="16">[ Sometimes doesn&#39;t charge ]​</p>
<p t="351792" d="633" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">This is what it says...​</p>
<p t="353327" d="1333" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Let&#39;s look at 5-stars​</p>
<p t="354995" d="5137" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">This review has videos...reviews with videos should be pretty fear...​</p>
<p t="360501" d="3035" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Fair? This guy got video...​</p>
<p t="363637" d="5237" wp="25" ws="1" p="16">[ Video in the review ]​</p>
<p t="365606" d="2534" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">The review looks kind of fair?​</p>
<p t="371879" d="6773" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">I don&#39;t think these are fair reviews but...​</p>
<p t="378652" d="966" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Right?​</p>
<p t="381522" d="1767" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">This isn&#39;t a shill!​</p>
<p t="384191" d="1902" wp="26" ws="2" p="16">[ Shinkan: Let&#39;s look at the result. ]​</p>
<p t="386093" d="8340" wp="19" ws="1" p="16">[ Shill probability 0% ]​</p>
<p t="386493" d="2770" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Okay! Shill probability is 0%!​</p>
<p t="389263" d="333" wp="1" ws="1" p="16">[ &quot;Correct&quot; sound effect ]​</p>
<p t="389596" d="700" wp="27" ws="1" p="1">You see that?​</p>
<p t="389596" d="700" wp="28" ws="1" p="16">[ &quot;Correct&quot; sound effect ]​</p>
<p t="391198" d="2368" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Cause that&#39;s how I judged it!​</p>
<p t="394802" d="2769" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Well, as an Amazonist,​</p>
<p t="397571" d="3369" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">This is just easy, easy, too easy for me​</p>
<p t="401375" d="2301" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Next one!​</p>
<p t="404578" d="1735" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Aha, this one!​</p>
<p t="406313" d="2401" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">(English-like accent) Belly-belt machine​</p>
<p t="407981" d="138838" wp="29" ws="1" p="16">[ Belly-belt Dieting Machine ]​</p>
<p t="407981" d="9108" wp="30" ws="1" p="16">[ 3,699 Yen ]​</p>
<p t="407981" d="9108" wp="31" ws="1" p="16">[ 1,039 Reviews ]​</p>
<p t="409216" d="2368" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">This, probably is a shill​</p>
<p t="415689" d="1835" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Someone wrote &quot;this broke&quot;​</p>
<p t="417524" d="4871" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Why would someone give 5 stars and write &quot;this broke&quot; (Laughing)​</p>
<p t="420661" d="43375" wp="32" ws="1" p="16">[ This broke (?) ]​</p>
<p t="422463" d="1466" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">What is going on?​</p>
<p t="424498" d="1333" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">It broke, right?​</p>
<p t="427067" d="2368" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">&quot;It broke&quot;, did it not break?​</p>
<p t="430371" d="8274" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">(Laughing) &quot;This broke&quot; and 5 stars, what the...​</p>
<p t="438645" d="4737" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">You appealed that this broke and gave 5 stars, who are you?​</p>
<p t="444818" d="900" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">What a mystery, right?​</p>
<p t="447554" d="1801" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">What happened?​</p>
<p t="450724" d="3737" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">&quot;This broke. Here, take my 5-star&quot; without hesitation​</p>
<p t="454461" d="1735" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">This is so...​</p>
<p t="456196" d="1434" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">For me it&#39;s too...​</p>
<p t="457731" d="1368" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Puzzling?​</p>
<p t="459099" d="934" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Just everything...​</p>
<p t="460033" d="1868" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Can&#39;t even understand​</p>
<p t="462736" d="933" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Yeah...​</p>
<p t="465472" d="3235" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">&quot;Only used an hour a day and it broke&quot;, that&#39;s awful​</p>
<p t="467674" d="9008" wp="33" ws="1" p="16">[ Only used an hour a day and it broke ]​</p>
<p t="473547" d="2501" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">But I really don&#39;t get it now​</p>
<p t="477384" d="3302" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">But there are people who give out fair reviews...​</p>
<p t="481121" d="1500" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Although...​</p>
<p t="483056" d="2835" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Those 1-star reviews are pretty eye-catching, right?​</p>
<p t="486059" d="7206" wp="34" ws="1" p="16">[ 1-stars are eye-catching 
although there are fair ones ]​</p>
<p t="490531" d="2267" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">I think some of them aren&#39;t shills​</p>
<p t="494902" d="3236" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Good or bad, I&#39;d probably give it a middle-ground​</p>
<p t="498138" d="4605" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Cause there are people who wrote proper reviews, looks like so​</p>
<p t="502743" d="2135" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">But not all of them​</p>
<p t="504878" d="5005" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">So what should I do, if shill reviews are a lot, should I say it&#39;s a shill?​</p>
<p t="509883" d="866" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Then it&#39;s a shill!​</p>
<p t="511051" d="1201" wp="26" ws="2" p="16">[ Shinkan: Let&#39;s look at the result. ]​</p>
<p t="512252" d="34567" wp="35" ws="1" p="16">[ Shill probability 30% ]​</p>
<p t="512619" d="1635" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Look, it&#39;s a shill, you saw that?​</p>
<p t="514254" d="4438" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">What I said! There are shill reviews but there are some fair reviews​</p>
<p t="518692" d="966" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Aren&#39;t I awesome?​</p>
<p t="519893" d="1067" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">It was awesome, right?​</p>
<p t="521562" d="3168" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">The result says probability is 30%, so there are shill reviews​</p>
<p t="525332" d="1700" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">So not all of them are shills​</p>
<p t="527334" d="1935" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">There are some fair people​</p>
<p t="529269" d="1100" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">That was awesome, right?​</p>
<p t="531104" d="935" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Wasn&#39;t that awesome?​</p>
<p t="532039" d="1900" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Oh god...​</p>
<p t="534708" d="3003" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Wasn&#39;t that awesome? Cause I just...there are...​</p>
<p t="537711" d="3270" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">That one...although there are shills​</p>
<p t="540981" d="2970" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">But if not all of them are shills, what am I supposed to do, and I was right​</p>
<p t="543951" d="1034" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Wasn&#39;t that awesome?​</p>
<p t="544985" d="1702" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Wow!​</p>
<p t="546687" d="3069" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">All right! Tenjin Kotone!​</p>
<p t="549756" d="1569" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Is a good judge!​</p>
<p t="551325" d="2269" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Setting Kansai people&#39;s example!​</p>
<p t="553594" d="1134" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">Yeah!​</p>
<p t="554728" d="7040" wp="1" ws="1" p="1">(Singing &quot;Don&#39;t ask &#39;who are you&#39;&quot;)​</p>
<p t="561768" d="20887" wp="36" ws="2" p="16">[ ♪ Under world Utautai Off-Vocal ♪ ]​</p>
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