Dayum, today I kinda...

arrived late, just a little.

My apologies, it's 6... It's pretty much 6 AM.

I started a little

too late, roughly a minute.

Good Morning, everyone!

Today's Morning Coco Live was being prepared until 5 seconds ago.

I had no time to rehearse it,

so I'm a little nervous, I'm your announcer,

Kiryu Coco, good morning!

Uuh...

Uh... If you're not awake yet, then...

Wake up! ​Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

Wake up! ​Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

Wake up! Wake up! ​Wake up! Wake up!

Wake up! Wake up! ​Wake up! Wake up!

Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! ​Wake up!

Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! ​Wake up!

Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

Alright, we're going mmh― nngh―

going inside!

Well, y'know,

this happens sometimes,

I'm one minute late.

Nothing we can do about it.

Netflix these days

has been pretty good.

I was just watching some Netflix, then, suddenly, I was late.

It happens sometimes.

That said, let's see what we got going for today.

Uuh, oh my, we have good news

to report on, it seems.

Oh my! Ms. Kiryu Coco's

ehm,

channel has reached

the 430,000 subscribers milestone!

But I had no time to make that slide.

I'm sure you can see it anyway.

You guys are a bunch of Morning Coco addicts,

so I'm sure you can see me smiling on the left.

You're seeing it, I know you're seeing it.

It doesn't need a picture, right? Thank you!!!

Thank you!!!

It's all thanks to you guys.

I wouldn't reach 430k subs without you.

Half a year's passed since my debut,

I'll continue working hard in my activities,

and be more intense than ever in evert― in everything I do.

I'm counting on your

continued support from here on― Ah!

I can tell you guys can see the slide; look at this ruckus above my head.

These professional commentators

always making a rattle above me

can see it, it's no wonder.

Moving on, here's what's next.

Oh my, this just in:

We have good news...

But they came along

with sad news,

it seems...

Let's start with the sad news.

Tatsunokos getting their credit cards blocked due to suspicious activity en masse

The large number of events

taking in place in June has caused

the credit cards of the Tatsunoko to

be blocked due to suspicious activity,

according to what we've heard.

Guys, to explain

this in detail, first, the Tatsunoko are

my fanbase, fans of Kiryu Coco.

And much to our shock, they're―

Even some people above my head had theirs blocked.

Yet another victim...

Just as you see here,

in this June,

I had my birthday, I reached 400k,

I had my 3D debut,

and I even celebrated my six-month run.

I had many happy events

all happening at once, which is great,

and I got many Super Chats on all of them, which also makes me really happy,

but, erm... because of all that,

people who spammed

Super Chats like no tomorrow...

Of course, I'm happy about it, I'm glad.

But, erm, y'know, uhm...

Some of these people had their cards blocked due to suspicious activity.

And not a few― Plenty have, from what we've seen.

Erm...

I've picked a few people to showcase here,

but there are many others than this one.

Erm...

"I sent Chairman Coco 69 Super Chats in two days."

You're insane in the membrane!

Uuh, this is what, uh, Ms. Kiryu C.Co had to say about the matter:

My salary is beyond the hundred millions. I can afford to dream a little, but I fear the taxes

My salary is beyond the hundred millions. I can afford to dream a little, but I fear the taxes.

June is guaranteed to

be out of this world, it seems.

Of course, I'm grateful, from the bottom of my heart, to all of you.

Suckonbu-sensei is one of the individuals that donates every day,

I'm sure he's in great danger.

Once I brought up my fears concerning it while streaming,

and, much to my shock,

this is how he reacted:

"Fund a religious corporation"

"Fund a religious corporation", he said, while

throwing even more Super Chats.

This is...

Frightening, isn't it?

This is pretty crazy.

Regarding this, Expert C said:

He's insane

"He's insane." Yup, he's insane.

I'd like to make a public service announcement:

Uhm...

You know, you should... avoid sending Super Chats

until your card gets blocked.

It's very important that you guys know this:

Uh...

Don't spend more in Super Chats than you spend on rent.

I'd prefer it if you watched out for that. Let's move on.

You won't bel― People messed up in the head are scary, aren't they?

Uh...

We have a pathetic report

to cover now.

The case is... oh my!

Return stream multiple ban incident

As we previously reported once,

there once was a multiple ban incident on a return stream.

We've talked about it on Morning Coco once already,

when Yozora Mel-paisen finally returned to streaming,

she got her broadcasts banned twice,

and on the third time, she finally managed

to stream all the way to the end.

And ever since that incident happened to her,

Catering to YouTube-kun

she started catering

to YouTube-kun's demands in her streams, it seems.

Her chest― Her general cleavage area,

her boob perimeter

is kind of...

hidden, see? "I wuv YT-kun", it says. What a sycophant.

"YT-kun om nom nom nom" She's om nom noming...

This is...

Hm...

This is pretty SFW!

You can't see them at all. Mel's Mels.

You can't see her boobs,

so it's perfectly SFW.

So far, as long as she did this,

she's been safe from takedowns.

The recurrent take down days were terrible.

Your video goes down, and as soon as you'd put another one up, it was also down.

Scheduling anything was a hurdle.

As you see here, Mel-senpai has been hiding

her breasts while she streams. Ever since that one ban incident,

her thumbnails also changed to this.

Her thumbnails ever since the ban incident

Th― *snicker*

She's been putting black bars on the thumbs. Just like what you see in

doujinshi. That exact kind of black bar.

In regard to this, Expert C said:

We have to endure until YouTube is out of puberty. The battle will be long.

"We have to endure until YouTube is out of puberty."

Sounds like it'll be a long battle.

Let's see what you guys think:

"lol"

Hm...

"stop it"

Uh, "it's lewder now". That's true, it's actually

lewder now that it's hidden,

some may feel that way.

One day Mel-paisen's chest

may end up like my 3D model's butt,

with some body-paint

roughly applied to it.

We can expect that day to come, I think.

Also, talking about bans,

Yesterday, this stream

happened:

Sakura Miko-senpai presents

"That one time a shut-in went outside three days in a row."

This stream here,

according to leaks from the viewers,

Stream taken down before it starts

was banned before it even

went live, from the looks of things.

"Just as it is about to start,

the stream gets taken down.

Sakura Miko probably is the fastest stream ban speedrunner."

*competition*

This is... No, wait.

It's a total mystery,

but she, indeed, got banned.

What could be the meaning of this?

I see you guys are lol'ing.

Uh...

Uh...

"lol"

"BAN RTA"

"no less from an elite"

As expected of an elite...?

I mean, yeah, as expected.

However...

Look at this.

Speaking of the fastest ban speedrun...

Wasn't there someone who got banned before it even started?

I'm pretty sure there was...

There was, right?

*a certain*

I reported on it in Morning Coco once.

Erased one hour before it airs

Hmmmmm.

This dragon here, a certain Ms. Dragon got

her stream deleted one hour before it aired, it seems.

*Ms. Dragon*

This is...

This is...!

Well, I guess there was

someone who managed this feat. What do you even gotta do to manage that?

In regards to this,

Expert C said:

"Community Guidelines violation" and "YouTube TOS violation" are two different things.

"'Community Guidelines violation' and

'YouTube TOS violation' are two different things."

She said so, and she does have a point,

they, erm, are different, aren't they?

Why, you ask? This lady here

violated the community guidelines, and, according to our leaks,

Ms. Sakura Miko violated TOS.

They're different things. In other words,

Fastest in TOS bans

Fastest in CG bans (also livestream restricted)

if we're talking in boxing terms, they're different classes.

Therefore, this is how it is:

In the TOS violation division,

the fastest speedrunner is

certainly Miko-paisen.

And the fastest in the guideline violation division

is me.

Well...

In this case here, I also got my livestream rights

restricted, so, if we had to pick one,

I'd say Ms. Kiryu Coco is the heavyweight class.

She's the heavyweight one, don't you agree?

Welcome both of them

as world-record holders in stream ban speedrun, guys.

Also, of course, both of them were wrongfully taken down.

(Of course, both were wrongfully taken down)

Neither of them has done

anything bad, not at all, so don't worry.

They've both fairly

obtained their speedrun records.

With that said, let's go into the next report.

Oh? It seems that we have...​​ With that said, let's go into the next report.

Oh? It seems that we have...

Uhh... Ah―!

Right, we have news. Urgent news.

Ms. Kiryu Coco has―

this girl right here―

―successfully attained her 3D body

on June 27th,

as all of you would know by now.

With this event as well,

Time to fulfill past promises

she is now able to fulfill

the promises she made to others long ago.

But... Just what are these promises?

Uh, the hint to that

may lie in her first

few streams.

A hint may be found in her first Morning Coco Live.

Indeed,

upon understanding the situation,

in the name of justice,

she swore she would defeat Ms. Matsuri.

And when she said

that she would return

peace and order to the world,

Ms. M said, "Not if I do it first!"

Ms. M made this declaration,

securing our future catfight

that will be held once I get my 3D.

The audience will be waiting

for when Coco-san will get her 3D body.

That is all, Kiryu Coco reporting.

Ahh...

Hey, which of you said, "I love the first Coco's voice actor"?!

Hey.

Hey!

This is, erm...

My second day from debut―

Not many hours from my debut―

It's my first Morning Coco Live.

Umm.

It seems that people are more focused on the voice than the content.

I have the same VA as the first Coco.

Fufufu.

I-I just changed my mic!

I changed my mic!

Uh― Umm―

Yeah, sure, I'm the 4th―

No―!

I'm the 4th Chairman, but

that 1st Kiryu Coco is also the 4th Chairman!

Y'all barking up the wrong tree!

Uhh, anyway―!

It seems that Matsuri-paisen

also remembers this promise.

Ta-da!

"Once again, grats on your 3D!"

Thank you, Matsuri-paisen!

"Let's brawl."

It has begun, huh.

We're getting ready for the catfight.

That being said,

Matsuri-paisen,

and I, Kiryu Coco

will duke it out

in a catfight.

Requested a "fighting ring" from management

Why, I already

requested management

to set up a fighting ring.

So guys,

coming soon: Matsuri-paisen

and Ms. Kiryu Coco

will be holding a 3D catfight stream.

It's already in the works,

so keep yourselves posted and get hyped.

This is gonna fun.

I'll definitely win.

Right?

Although, well,

I wanted to do a catfight with Watame too,

among other things I want to do.

Watame still doesn't have her 3D body, though.

But she might―

Mmmmmm...

Hmm...

There's also Wednesday...

This week's Wednesday― Which is tomorrow―

Kanatan has a major announcement on that day.

Please watch that too.

Watame might also make one soon.

Keep yourselves pumped!

Onto the next one!

Oh? Oh my!

Ah!

Yeeep, it's back.

It's back.

It's a Haachama report.

Once again, here we have Ms. Akai Haato.

She held this stream yesterday.

It's a cooking stream!

Ah, damn. Now I'm hungry!

Food porn first thing in the morning!

The title was "Making Takoyaki!"

"with Luna-sensei!"

Luna-chan here is Luna-sensei.

Can't make takoyaki without Luna-chan around, after all.

Ah, but― Back in our meetup―

During the 4th Gen's

offline collab,

we made takoyaki―

We all made takoyaki at Towa's place, except Luna did absolutely nothing.

Luna was just there going,

"Nnnnaaaa! Those wook so good!"

That's all she did; nothing else.

But, well, that's Luna-sensei.

They made takoyaki

under her supervision.

This one isn't an offline collab―

Ahm― Umm― Erm―

―but rather a collab over a call.

So they, umm,

conducted the stream as such,

however―!

Ms. Haachama was supposed to make takoyaki,

"No takoyaki grill or octopus for sale anywhere"

but she found neither a takoyaki machine

nor octopus for sale, allegedly,

so therefore...!

Starts cooking takoyaki in frying pan

She attempted to make

the 'takoyaki' over a frying pan,

according to our report.

*takoyaki?*

Hmmmmm...

This...

Uhh...

What ​is this?

She― She's

using the chopsticks to...

The― The shrimp...

Well, the, uhh, shrimp...

I mean, shrimp is good, too.

Shrimp is―

Shrimp―

Using shrimp in a takoyaki grill

to make ebiyaki isn't uncommon, right?

I used to work at a takoyaki stand,

and making ebiyaki was a complete no-no,

but it's still delicious. I like it.

Mmm...

*ebiyaki...*

Let's...

Uhh...

That's a frying pan, yes?

She's making takoyaki, yes?

The title says 'takoyaki', yes?

*then why*

What do you guys think?

"gone mad"

Uh, "it's a shrimp".

Ahh,

"what ​is takoyaki"

Someone's getting philosophical...

Erm...

Uuh, "lol".

Ergh...

Mmnn― "haachama"

Ahh...

"it's a crepe"

It does look like a crepe.

Let's see what Expert C has to say:

Do what you want

"Do what you want."

Well, I guess...

She can do whatever she wants now.

She's at the point where she could eat what she wants.

By the way, she adds kimchi to the mix

late into the stream.

If you want to see a confuddled princess,

then, please

watch it and be confuddled yourselves.

Now then, let's start off our

English lesson with:

(omae no) suki ni shiro (おまえ の) 好き に しろ

Can also be:

mou suki ni shite kure yo もう 好き に して くれ よ

You'd sometimes want to tell off someone with this.

Like whenever Haachama does weird things, we'd go:

"Ah, I get it now."

"Do what you want."

"Just do whatever."

"Live your life as you see fit."

There are times when we feel like saying that.

For our purposes, though,

we'll be using this English phrase:

"Do the f*ck you want."

Uhm, well,

it's "do what the f*ck you want".

Uhh, it's fine

to drop the "what" in that sentence.

Not dropping it would

make the structure clearer,

so please take note of this version.

"Do what the f*ck you want."

As you can see, we have "do".

"Do" in Japanese is

yare やれ

It's "yare".

Uhh... "yare".

Of course, the word "do" here―

Putting the word "do"

denoting action right up-front

would indicate a command.

I'm sure some of you already know this.

"Do the f*ck you want."

Now, the next―

Ah, I dropped it again―

I keep on forgetting the "what"―

"Do ​what the f*ck you want."

Inserting "the f*ck"

adds weight to the sentence,

so "do what you want"

is the base form of the sentence.

If you feel embarrassed saying "the f*ck",

can use "do what you want".

Starting off at "do what you want" is totally fine.

The phrase "what you want",

without the word "do",

is the "object of your desire".

hoshii mono― anata ga ほしい もの― あなた が

hoshii mono 欲しい もの

You "do" the "object of your desire".

That's what it means,

sorta like aiming for your ambitions.

Just do it.

On another note,

the "what" over here―

Uhh, the 'W' series of words―

Ahh―

'What', 'Where'―

Uhh― 'When'―

Err, what else― 'Who'―

Uhh...

What else was there?

Ever heard of the 5 'W's?

With regards to these five,

if you sometimes see

"the f*ck" added to these words,

they're definitely―

like, 99% of the time―

―used to emphasize the 'W' word they're attached to.

Don't try to be scant when using them.

Ah― Right, there was 'How'.

And also 'Why'.

Right, right. 'Why'.

And 'How'. Let's add that.

Write in 'How'.

Take note―

Take note of all of these words

and add "f*ck" to them so you too

can give some f*cking weight to your words.

"omae no suki ni shiro"

"Do the f*ck you want."

Well, "suki ni shiro" is already correct,

but as always, in English,

subjects like "you" and "I"

need to be explicitly stated

which is why I inserted the (omae no) at the start.

With all that said,

thank you all for watching up to this point.

Here's today's weather!

"Those pits in umeboshi...

"I wanna eat them, but

"I'm scared I might break my teeth..."

The pits on those plums are so delicious, right?

That crunchy kind of texture...

They're great and all, but...

The pits in normal umeboshi can break teeth,

so, uhh,

I recommended this to Watame:

Kari Kari Ume.

If it were Kari Kari Ume,

the pits on those would just easily snap.

Right, guys? You see my point?

Y'all on the same page?

See?

In any case,

today's ARK server―

Uhh―

ARK server...

Uhh, password is "karikari".

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With all that said,

thanks for watching!

Have a good morning!

June ends today! Good job on getting by without holidays! We had my birthday, 400k sub milestone, and my memorable 3D debut! I had a ton of dreams come true thanks to your support! Thank you so much! July starts tomorrow... It's gonna get a bit hotter now, so y'all take care of yourselves! One way to do it is to coop up in an air-conditioned room and watch hololive streams! Your hella loved WAIFU, Coco

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