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<c.colorFFB266><b>Dayum, today I kinda...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>arrived late, just a little.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>My apologies, it's 6... It's pretty much 6 AM.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>I started a little</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>too late, roughly a minute.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Good Morning, everyone!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Today's Morning Coco Live was being prepared
until 5 seconds ago.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>I had no time to rehearse it,</b></c>

00:01:04.820 --> 00:01:08.370 position:69%
<c.colorFFB266><b>so I'm a little nervous, I'm your announcer,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Kiryu Coco, good morning!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Uuh...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Uh... If you're not awake yet, then...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! </b>​</c><c.color000000><b>Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!</b></c>

00:01:15.993 --> 00:01:16.326 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! </b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!</b></c>

00:01:16.326 --> 00:01:16.727 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! Wake up! </b>​</c><c.color000000><b>Wake up! Wake up!</b></c>

00:01:16.326 --> 00:01:16.727 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! Wake up! </b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>Wake up! Wake up!</b></c>

00:01:16.727 --> 00:01:17.094 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! </b>​</c><c.color000000><b>Wake up!</b></c>

00:01:16.727 --> 00:01:17.094 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! </b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>Wake up!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Alright, we're going mmh― nngh―</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>going inside!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Well, y'know,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>this happens sometimes,</b></c>

00:01:26.080 --> 00:01:28.480
<c.colorFFB266><b>I'm one minute late.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Nothing we can do about it.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Netflix these days</b></c>

00:01:32.740 --> 00:01:35.760
<c.colorFFB266><b>has been pretty good.</b></c>

00:01:35.760 --> 00:01:38.870 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I was just watching some Netflix, then,
suddenly, I was late.</b></c>

00:01:38.870 --> 00:01:40.530
<c.colorFFB266><b>It happens sometimes.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>That said, let's see what we got
going for today.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Uuh, oh my, we have good news</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>to report on, it seems.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Oh my! Ms. Kiryu Coco's</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>ehm,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>channel has reached</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>the 430,000 subscribers milestone!</b></c>

00:01:58.970 --> 00:02:02.680 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>But I had no time to make that slide.</b></c>

00:02:02.680 --> 00:02:04.390
<c.colorFFB266><b>I'm sure you can see it anyway.</b></c>

00:02:04.390 --> 00:02:06.940
<c.colorFFB266><b>You guys are a bunch of
Morning Coco addicts,</b></c>

00:02:06.940 --> 00:02:11.130 position:73%
<c.colorFFB266><b>so I'm sure you can see me smiling on the left.</b></c>

00:02:11.500 --> 00:02:13.850 position:66%
<c.colorFFB266><b>You're seeing it, I know you're seeing it.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>It doesn't need a picture, right?
Thank you!!!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Thank you!!!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>It's all thanks to you guys.</b></c>

00:02:22.590 --> 00:02:26.710 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I wouldn't reach 430k subs without you.</b></c>

00:02:26.710 --> 00:02:30.450 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Half a year's passed since my debut,</b></c>

00:02:30.450 --> 00:02:34.000 position:69%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I'll continue working hard in my activities,</b></c>

00:02:34.000 --> 00:02:38.970 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>and be more intense than ever in evert―
in everything I do.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>I'm counting on your</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>continued support from here on― Ah!</b></c>

00:02:42.970 --> 00:02:47.930 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I can tell you guys can see the slide;
look at this ruckus above my head.</b></c>

00:02:47.930 --> 00:02:51.620
<c.colorFFB266><b>These professional commentators</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>always making a rattle above me</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>can see it, it's no wonder.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Moving on, here's what's next.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Oh my, this just in:</b></c>

00:03:00.880 --> 00:03:03.790
<c.colorFFB266><b>We have good news...</b></c>

00:03:03.790 --> 00:03:05.360
<c.colorFFB266><b>But they came along</b></c>

00:03:05.360 --> 00:03:07.680
<c.colorFFB266><b>with sad news,</b></c>

00:03:07.680 --> 00:03:09.450
<c.colorFFB266><b>it seems...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Let's start with the sad news.</b></c>

00:03:11.880 --> 00:04:54.750 position:70% line:68%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Tatsunokos getting their credit cards blocked
due to suspicious activity en masse</b></c>

00:03:12.930 --> 00:03:15.990
<c.colorFFB266><b>The large number of events</b></c>

00:03:15.990 --> 00:03:18.770
<c.colorFFB266><b>taking in place in June has caused</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>the credit cards of the Tatsunoko to</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>be blocked due to suspicious activity,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>according to what we've heard.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Guys, to explain</b></c>

00:03:30.450 --> 00:03:33.820 position:63%
<c.colorFFB266><b>this in detail, first, the Tatsunoko are</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>my fanbase, fans of Kiryu Coco.</b></c>

00:03:37.740 --> 00:03:40.480
<c.colorFFB266><b>And much to our shock, they're―</b></c>

00:03:40.480 --> 00:03:45.110 position:78%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Even some people above my head had theirs blocked.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Yet another victim...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Just as you see here,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>in this June,</b></c>

00:03:51.110 --> 00:03:55.110
<c.colorFFB266><b>I had my birthday, I reached 400k,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>I had my 3D debut,</b></c>

00:03:58.140 --> 00:04:01.250 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>and I even celebrated my six-month run.</b></c>

00:04:01.250 --> 00:04:03.680
<c.colorFFB266><b>I had many happy events</b></c>

00:04:03.680 --> 00:04:06.330 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>all happening at once, which is great,</b></c>

00:04:06.330 --> 00:04:11.680 position:66%
<c.colorFFB266><b>and I got many Super Chats on all of them,
which also makes me really happy,</b></c>

00:04:11.680 --> 00:04:14.110
<c.colorFFB266><b>but, erm... because of all that,</b></c>

00:04:14.110 --> 00:04:16.680
<c.colorFFB266><b>people who spammed</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Super Chats like no tomorrow...</b></c>

00:04:19.450 --> 00:04:21.850 position:63%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Of course, I'm happy about it, I'm glad.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>But, erm, y'know, uhm...</b></c>

00:04:24.170 --> 00:04:28.540 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Some of these people had their cards
blocked due to suspicious activity.</b></c>

00:04:28.540 --> 00:04:33.050
<c.colorFFB266><b>And not a few―
Plenty have, from what we've seen.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Erm...</b></c>

00:04:34.760 --> 00:04:39.050 position:66%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I've picked a few people to showcase here,</b></c>

00:04:39.050 --> 00:04:41.740 position:63%
<c.colorFFB266><b>but there are many others than this one.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Erm...</b></c>

00:04:42.760 --> 00:04:46.650 position:78%
<c.colorFFB266><b>"I sent Chairman Coco 69 Super Chats in two days."</b></c>

00:04:46.650 --> 00:04:49.560
<c.colorFFB266><b>You're insane in the membrane!</b></c>

00:04:49.560 --> 00:04:54.530 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uuh, this is what, uh, Ms. Kiryu C.Co had
to say about the matter:</b></c>

00:04:54.750 --> 00:05:27.180 position:81% line:68%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>My salary is beyond the hundred millions.
I can afford to dream a little, but I fear the taxes</b></c>

00:04:55.760 --> 00:05:01.110 position:83%
<c.colorFFB266><b>My salary is beyond the hundred millions.
I can afford to dream a little, but I fear the taxes.</b></c>

00:05:01.110 --> 00:05:03.820
<c.colorFFB266><b>June is guaranteed to</b></c>

00:05:03.820 --> 00:05:06.680
<c.colorFFB266><b>be out of this world, it seems.</b></c>

00:05:06.680 --> 00:05:11.220 position:67%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Of course, I'm grateful, from the bottom of
my heart, to all of you.</b></c>

00:05:11.220 --> 00:05:15.530
<c.colorFFB266><b>Suckonbu-sensei is one of the
individuals that donates every day,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>I'm sure he's in great danger.</b></c>

00:05:18.570 --> 00:05:24.310 position:63%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Once I brought up my fears concerning it
while streaming,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>and, much to my shock,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>this is how he reacted:</b></c>

00:05:27.180 --> 00:05:43.750 line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>"Fund a religious corporation"</b></c>

00:05:27.700 --> 00:05:31.200 position:72%
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Fund a religious corporation", he said, while</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>throwing even more Super
Chats.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>This is...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Frightening, isn't it?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>This is pretty crazy.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Regarding this, Expert C said:</b></c>

00:05:43.750 --> 00:06:25.380 size:66% position:33% line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>He's insane</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"He's insane."
Yup, he's insane.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>I'd like to make a public service announcement:</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhm...</b></c>

00:05:53.050 --> 00:05:57.200 position:77%
<c.colorFFB266><b>You know, you should... avoid sending Super Chats</b></c>

00:05:57.200 --> 00:06:01.080
<c.colorFFB266><b>until your card gets blocked.</b></c>

00:06:01.080 --> 00:06:04.130 position:69%
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's very important that you guys know this:</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Uh...</b></c>

00:06:04.770 --> 00:06:09.510
<c.colorFFB266><b>Don't spend more in Super Chats
than you spend on rent.</b></c>

00:06:09.510 --> 00:06:13.480 position:66%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I'd prefer it if you watched out for that.
Let's move on.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>You won't bel― People messed up
in the head are scary, aren't they?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Uh...</b></c>

00:06:18.560 --> 00:06:21.110
<c.colorFFB266><b>We have a pathetic report</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>to cover now.</b></c>

00:06:23.210 --> 00:06:25.220
<c.colorFFB266><b>The case is... oh my!</b></c>

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<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Return stream multiple ban incident</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>As we previously reported once,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>there once was a multiple
ban incident on a return stream.</b></c>

00:06:32.880 --> 00:06:38.600 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>We've talked about it on Morning Coco
once already,</b></c>

00:06:38.600 --> 00:06:44.990 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>when Yozora Mel-paisen finally returned
to streaming,</b></c>

00:06:44.990 --> 00:06:48.050 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>she got her broadcasts banned twice,</b></c>

00:06:48.050 --> 00:06:51.910 position:66%
<c.colorFFB266><b>and on the third time, she finally managed</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>to stream all the way to the end.</b></c>

00:06:54.390 --> 00:07:00.610 position:72%
<c.colorFFB266><b> And ever since that incident happened to her,</b></c>

00:07:00.610 --> 00:08:02.350 size:72% position:36% line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Catering to YouTube-kun</b></c>

00:07:01.450 --> 00:07:03.000
<c.colorFFB266><b>she started catering</b></c>

00:07:03.000 --> 00:07:08.800 position:80%
<c.colorFFB266><b> to YouTube-kun's demands in her streams, it seems.</b></c>

00:07:08.800 --> 00:07:12.700 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Her chest― Her general cleavage area,</b></c>

00:07:12.700 --> 00:07:15.100
<c.colorFFB266><b>her boob perimeter</b></c>

00:07:15.760 --> 00:07:17.200
<c.colorFFB266><b>is kind of...</b></c>

00:07:17.200 --> 00:07:21.100 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>hidden, see? "I wuv YT-kun", it says.
What a sycophant.</b></c>

00:07:21.100 --> 00:07:25.650
<c.colorFFB266><b>"YT-kun om nom nom nom"
She's om nom noming...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>This is...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Hm...</b></c>

00:07:29.280 --> 00:07:30.910
<c.colorFFB266><b>This is pretty SFW!</b></c>

00:07:30.910 --> 00:07:33.480 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>You can't see them at all. Mel's Mels.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>You can't see her boobs,</b></c>

00:07:35.480 --> 00:07:37.200
<c.colorFFB266><b>so it's perfectly SFW.</b></c>

00:07:37.200 --> 00:07:39.880
<c.colorFFB266><b>So far, as long as she did this,</b></c>

00:07:39.880 --> 00:07:43.050
<c.colorFFB266><b>she's been safe from takedowns.</b></c>

00:07:43.050 --> 00:07:47.080 position:69%
<c.colorFFB266><b> The recurrent take down days were terrible.</b></c>

00:07:47.080 --> 00:07:51.100 position:67%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Your video goes down, and as soon as
you'd put another one up, it was also down.</b></c>

00:07:51.100 --> 00:07:54.620
<c.colorFFB266><b>Scheduling anything was a hurdle.</b></c>

00:07:54.620 --> 00:07:57.220 position:67%
<c.colorFFB266><b>As you see here, Mel-senpai has been hiding</b></c>

00:07:57.220 --> 00:08:01.450 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>her breasts while she streams. Ever since
that one ban incident,</b></c>

00:08:01.450 --> 00:08:04.540 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>her thumbnails also changed to this.</b></c>

00:08:02.350 --> 00:08:17.450 position:66% line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Her thumbnails ever since the ban incident</b></c>

00:08:04.540 --> 00:08:05.820
<c.colorFFB266><b>Th― *snicker*</b></c>

00:08:05.820 --> 00:08:09.850 position:69%
<c.colorFFB266><b>She's been putting black bars on the thumbs.
Just like what you see in</b></c>

00:08:09.850 --> 00:08:14.480 position:63%
<c.colorFFB266><b>doujinshi. That exact kind of black bar.</b></c>

00:08:14.480 --> 00:08:17.670
<c.colorFFB266><b>In regard to this, Expert C said:</b></c>

00:08:17.450 --> 00:08:57.410 position:78% line:68%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>We have to endure until YouTube is out of puberty.
The battle will be long.</b></c>

00:08:18.480 --> 00:08:22.590
<c.colorFFB266><b>"We have to endure until YouTube
is out of puberty."</b></c>

00:08:22.590 --> 00:08:25.600
<c.colorFFB266><b>Sounds like it'll be a long battle.</b></c>

00:08:25.600 --> 00:08:27.950
<c.colorFFB266><b>Let's see what you guys think:</b></c>

00:08:27.950 --> 00:08:29.390
<c.colorFFB266><b>"lol"</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Hm...</b></c>

00:08:30.340 --> 00:08:31.530
<c.colorFFB266><b>"stop it"</b></c>

00:08:31.530 --> 00:08:34.620
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uh, "it's lewder now".
That's true, it's actually</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>lewder now that it's hidden,</b></c>

00:08:38.100 --> 00:08:40.450
<c.colorFFB266><b>some may feel that way.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>One day Mel-paisen's chest</b></c>

00:08:43.170 --> 00:08:46.500
<c.colorFFB266><b>may end up like my 3D model's butt,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>with some body-paint</b></c>

00:08:49.450 --> 00:08:51.770
<c.colorFFB266><b>roughly applied to it.</b></c>

00:08:51.770 --> 00:08:53.680 position:63%
<c.colorFFB266><b>We can expect that day to come, I think.</b></c>

00:08:53.680 --> 00:08:55.450
<c.colorFFB266><b>Also, talking about bans,</b></c>

00:08:55.450 --> 00:08:57.870
<c.colorFFB266><b>Yesterday, this stream</b></c>

00:08:58.250 --> 00:08:59.220
<c.colorFFB266><b>happened:</b></c>

00:08:59.220 --> 00:09:03.600
<c.colorFFB266><b>Sakura Miko-senpai presents</b></c>

00:09:03.600 --> 00:09:07.530 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>"That one time a shut-in went outside
three days in a row."</b></c>

00:09:07.530 --> 00:09:09.770
<c.colorFFB266><b>This stream here,</b></c>

00:09:09.770 --> 00:09:13.870 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>according to leaks from the viewers,</b></c>

00:09:13.680 --> 00:10:12.010 line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Stream taken down before it starts</b></c>

00:09:14.820 --> 00:09:17.140
<c.colorFFB266><b>was banned before it even</b></c>

00:09:17.140 --> 00:09:20.920 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>went live, from the looks of things.</b></c>

00:09:20.920 --> 00:09:23.280
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Just as it is about to start,</b></c>

00:09:23.280 --> 00:09:25.910
<c.colorFFB266><b>the stream gets taken down.</b></c>

00:09:25.910 --> 00:09:30.050
<c.colorFFB266><b>Sakura Miko probably is the fastest
stream ban speedrunner."</b></c>

00:09:30.050 --> 00:09:30.900
<c.colorFFB266><b>*competition*</b></c>

00:09:30.900 --> 00:09:32.700
<c.colorFFB266><b>This is... No, wait.</b></c>

00:09:32.700 --> 00:09:34.730
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's a total mystery,</b></c>

00:09:34.730 --> 00:09:36.880
<c.colorFFB266><b>but she, indeed, got banned.</b></c>

00:09:36.880 --> 00:09:41.700
<c.colorFFB266><b>What could be the meaning of this?</b></c>

00:09:41.700 --> 00:09:44.450
<c.colorFFB266><b>I see you guys are lol'ing.</b></c>

00:09:44.450 --> 00:09:45.500
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uh...</b></c>

00:09:45.500 --> 00:09:46.140
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uh...</b></c>

00:09:46.140 --> 00:09:46.480
<c.colorFFB266><b>"lol"</b></c>

00:09:46.480 --> 00:09:48.190
<c.colorFFB266><b>"BAN RTA"</b></c>

00:09:48.190 --> 00:09:49.480
<c.colorFFB266><b>"no less from an elite"</b></c>

00:09:49.480 --> 00:09:50.970
<c.colorFFB266><b>As expected of an elite...?</b></c>

00:09:50.970 --> 00:09:53.080
<c.colorFFB266><b>I mean, yeah, as expected.</b></c>

00:09:53.080 --> 00:09:54.360
<c.colorFFB266><b>However...</b></c>

00:09:54.360 --> 00:09:55.450
<c.colorFFB266><b>Look at this.</b></c>

00:09:55.450 --> 00:09:59.680 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Speaking of the fastest ban speedrun...</b></c>

00:09:59.680 --> 00:10:03.340
<c.colorFFB266><b>Wasn't there someone who got banned
before it even started?</b></c>

00:10:03.340 --> 00:10:06.510
<c.colorFFB266><b>I'm pretty sure there was...</b></c>

00:10:06.510 --> 00:10:08.170
<c.colorFFB266><b>There was, right?</b></c>

00:10:08.170 --> 00:10:08.680
<c.colorFFB266><b>*a certain*</b></c>

00:10:08.680 --> 00:10:12.270 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I reported on it in Morning Coco once.</b></c>

00:10:12.010 --> 00:10:41.150 line:57%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Erased one hour before it airs</b></c>

00:10:13.220 --> 00:10:14.450
<c.colorFFB266><b>Hmmmmm.</b></c>

00:10:14.450 --> 00:10:19.000 position:66%
<c.colorFFB266><b>This dragon here, a certain Ms. Dragon got</b></c>

00:10:19.000 --> 00:10:26.110
<c.colorFFB266><b>her stream deleted one hour before
it aired, it seems.</b></c>

00:10:26.110 --> 00:10:27.400
<c.colorFFB266><b>*Ms. Dragon*</b></c>

00:10:27.400 --> 00:10:29.200
<c.colorFFB266><b>This is...</b></c>

00:10:29.200 --> 00:10:30.530
<c.colorFFB266><b>This is...!</b></c>

00:10:30.900 --> 00:10:32.770
<c.colorFFB266><b>Well, I guess there was</b></c>

00:10:32.770 --> 00:10:37.580 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>someone who managed this feat.
What do you even gotta do to manage that?</b></c>

00:10:37.580 --> 00:10:39.480
<c.colorFFB266><b>In regards to this,</b></c>

00:10:39.480 --> 00:10:41.420
<c.colorFFB266><b>Expert C said:</b></c>

00:10:41.150 --> 00:11:11.110 position:77% line:68%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>"Community Guidelines violation" and
"YouTube TOS violation" are two different things.</b></c>

00:10:42.050 --> 00:10:44.770 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>"'Community Guidelines violation' and</b></c>

00:10:44.770 --> 00:10:49.400
<c.colorFFB266><b>'YouTube TOS violation' are two
different things."</b></c>

00:10:49.400 --> 00:10:53.170 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>She said so, and she does have a point,</b></c>

00:10:53.170 --> 00:10:55.850 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>they, erm, are different, aren't they?</b></c>

00:10:55.850 --> 00:10:58.650
<c.colorFFB266><b>Why, you ask? This lady here</b></c>

00:10:58.650 --> 00:11:04.140 position:77%
<c.colorFFB266><b>violated the community guidelines, and, according
to our leaks,</b></c>

00:11:04.140 --> 00:11:07.620
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ms. Sakura Miko violated TOS.</b></c>

00:11:07.620 --> 00:11:11.250 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>They're different things. In other words,</b></c>

00:11:11.110 --> 00:11:56.780 size:31% position:16% line:68%
<c.colorFFFC00><b>Fastest in
TOS bans</b></c>

00:11:11.110 --> 00:11:56.780 line:68%
<c.colorFFFC00><b>Fastest in CG bans
(also livestream restricted)</b></c>

00:11:11.250 --> 00:11:15.420
<c.colorFFB266><b>if we're talking in boxing terms,
they're different classes.</b></c>

00:11:15.420 --> 00:11:17.480
<c.colorFFB266><b>Therefore, this is how it is:</b></c>

00:11:17.480 --> 00:11:19.910
<c.colorFFB266><b>In the TOS violation division,</b></c>

00:11:19.910 --> 00:11:21.280
<c.colorFFB266><b>the fastest speedrunner is</b></c>

00:11:21.280 --> 00:11:24.800
<c.colorFFB266><b>certainly Miko-paisen.</b></c>

00:11:24.800 --> 00:11:28.000 position:80%
<c.colorFFB266><b>And the fastest in the guideline violation division</b></c>

00:11:28.000 --> 00:11:29.620
<c.colorFFB266><b>is me.</b></c>

00:11:29.620 --> 00:11:30.650
<c.colorFFB266><b>Well...</b></c>

00:11:30.650 --> 00:11:34.570
<c.colorFFB266><b>In this case here, I also
got my livestream rights</b></c>

00:11:34.570 --> 00:11:37.850
<c.colorFFB266><b>restricted, so, if we had to
pick one,</b></c>

00:11:37.850 --> 00:11:41.880 position:75%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I'd say Ms. Kiryu Coco is the heavyweight class.</b></c>

00:11:41.880 --> 00:11:45.370
<c.colorFFB266><b>She's the heavyweight one,
don't you agree?</b></c>

00:11:45.370 --> 00:11:47.400
<c.colorFFB266><b>Welcome both of them</b></c>

00:11:47.400 --> 00:11:54.970
<c.colorFFB266><b>as world-record holders in
stream ban speedrun, guys.</b></c>

00:11:54.970 --> 00:11:59.530
<c.colorFFB266><b>Also, of course, both of them were
wrongfully taken down.</b></c>

00:11:56.780 --> 00:12:22.510 position:69% line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>(Of course, both were wrongfully taken down)</b></c>

00:11:59.530 --> 00:12:01.850
<c.colorFFB266><b>Neither of them has done</b></c>

00:12:01.850 --> 00:12:06.100 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>anything bad, not at all, so don't worry.</b></c>

00:12:06.100 --> 00:12:07.940
<c.colorFFB266><b>They've both fairly</b></c>

00:12:07.940 --> 00:12:12.760
<c.colorFFB266><b>obtained their speedrun records.</b></c>

00:12:12.760 --> 00:12:16.570 position:72%
<c.colorFFB266><b>With that said, let's go into the next report.</b></c>

00:12:16.570 --> 00:12:16.960 position:72%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Oh? It seems that we have...</b>​<b>​
With that said, let's go into the next report.</b></c>

00:12:16.960 --> 00:12:18.910
<c.colorFFB266><b>Oh? It seems that we have...</b></c>

00:12:18.910 --> 00:12:19.900
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhh... Ah―!</b></c>

00:12:19.900 --> 00:12:22.580
<c.colorFFB266><b>Right, we have news. Urgent news.</b></c>

00:12:23.370 --> 00:12:25.040
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ms. Kiryu Coco has―</b></c>

00:12:25.040 --> 00:12:26.460
<c.colorFFB266><b>this girl right here―</b></c>

00:12:26.460 --> 00:12:30.340
<c.colorFFB266><b>―successfully attained her 3D body</b></c>

00:12:30.340 --> 00:12:32.460
<c.colorFFB266><b>on June 27th,</b></c>

00:12:32.460 --> 00:12:36.460
<c.colorFFB266><b>as all of you would know by now.</b></c>

00:12:36.460 --> 00:12:38.700
<c.colorFFB266><b>With this event as well,</b></c>

00:12:38.550 --> 00:12:58.450 line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Time to fulfill past promises</b></c>

00:12:39.120 --> 00:12:42.530
<c.colorFFB266><b>she is now able to fulfill</b></c>

00:12:42.530 --> 00:12:47.180 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>the promises she made to others long ago.</b></c>

00:12:47.180 --> 00:12:50.720 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>But... Just what are these promises?</b></c>

00:12:50.720 --> 00:12:52.720
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uh, the hint to that</b></c>

00:12:52.720 --> 00:12:54.730
<c.colorFFB266><b>may lie in her first</b></c>

00:12:54.730 --> 00:12:55.800
<c.colorFFB266><b>few streams.</b></c>

00:12:55.800 --> 00:12:59.460 position:80%
<c.colorFFB266><b>A hint may be found in her first Morning Coco Live.</b></c>

00:13:00.450 --> 00:13:01.540
<c.colorFFB266><b>Indeed,</b></c>

00:13:01.540 --> 00:13:04.490
<c.colorFFB266><b>upon understanding the situation,</b></c>

00:13:04.490 --> 00:13:05.960
<c.colorFFB266><b>in the name of justice,</b></c>

00:13:05.960 --> 00:13:08.380 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>she swore she would defeat Ms. Matsuri.</b></c>

00:13:08.800 --> 00:13:10.930
<c.colorFFB266><b>And when she said</b></c>

00:13:10.930 --> 00:13:13.220
<c.colorFFB266><b>that she would return</b></c>

00:13:13.220 --> 00:13:15.270
<c.colorFFB266><b>peace and order to the world,</b></c>

00:13:15.270 --> 00:13:18.060
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ms. M said, "Not if I do it first!"</b></c>

00:13:18.060 --> 00:13:21.880
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ms. M made this declaration,</b></c>

00:13:21.880 --> 00:13:25.130
<c.colorFFB266><b>securing our future catfight</b></c>

00:13:25.130 --> 00:13:28.290
<c.colorFFB266><b>that will be held once I get my 3D.</b></c>

00:13:28.890 --> 00:13:32.900
<c.colorFFB266><b>The audience will be waiting</b></c>

00:13:32.900 --> 00:13:36.850 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>for when Coco-san will get her 3D body.</b></c>

00:13:36.850 --> 00:13:39.940
<c.colorFFB266><b>That is all, Kiryu Coco reporting.</b></c>

00:13:41.910 --> 00:13:43.490
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ahh...</b></c>

00:13:43.490 --> 00:13:47.380 position:98%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Hey, which of you said, "I love the first Coco's voice actor"?!</b></c>

00:13:47.380 --> 00:13:48.190
<c.colorFFB266><b>Hey.</b></c>

00:13:48.190 --> 00:13:49.280
<c.colorFFB266><b>Hey!</b></c>

00:13:49.280 --> 00:13:51.750
<c.colorFFB266><b>This is, erm...</b></c>

00:13:51.750 --> 00:13:53.870
<c.colorFFB266><b>My second day from debut―</b></c>

00:13:53.870 --> 00:13:56.030
<c.colorFFB266><b>Not many hours from my debut―</b></c>

00:13:56.030 --> 00:13:58.760
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's my first Morning Coco Live.</b></c>

00:13:58.760 --> 00:13:59.360
<c.colorFFB266><b>Umm.</b></c>

00:13:59.360 --> 00:14:03.140 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>It seems that people are more focused
on the voice than the content.</b></c>

00:14:03.140 --> 00:14:06.230 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I have the same VA as the first Coco.</b></c>

00:14:06.230 --> 00:14:07.400
<c.colorFFB266><b>Fufufu.</b></c>

00:14:08.320 --> 00:14:10.780
<c.colorFFB266><b>I-I just changed my mic!</b></c>

00:14:10.780 --> 00:14:12.480
<c.colorFFB266><b>I changed my mic!</b></c>

00:14:12.480 --> 00:14:13.770
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uh― Umm―</b></c>

00:14:13.770 --> 00:14:15.420
<c.colorFFB266><b>Yeah, sure, I'm the 4th―</b></c>

00:14:15.420 --> 00:14:15.860
<c.colorFFB266><b>No―!</b></c>

00:14:15.860 --> 00:14:17.440
<c.colorFFB266><b>I'm the 4th Chairman, but</b></c>

00:14:17.440 --> 00:14:19.930 position:70%
<c.colorFFB266><b>that 1st Kiryu Coco is also the 4th Chairman!</b></c>

00:14:19.930 --> 00:14:21.780
<c.colorFFB266><b>Y'all barking up the wrong tree!</b></c>

00:14:21.780 --> 00:14:23.900
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhh, anyway―!</b></c>

00:14:23.900 --> 00:14:27.160
<c.colorFFB266><b>It seems that Matsuri-paisen</b></c>

00:14:27.160 --> 00:14:29.950
<c.colorFFB266><b>also remembers this promise.</b></c>

00:14:30.520 --> 00:14:31.670
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ta-da!</b></c>

00:14:31.670 --> 00:14:34.450
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Once again, grats on your 3D!"</b></c>

00:14:34.450 --> 00:14:35.930
<c.colorFFB266><b>Thank you, Matsuri-paisen!</b></c>

00:14:35.930 --> 00:14:37.030
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Let's brawl."</b></c>

00:14:37.530 --> 00:14:39.670
<c.colorFFB266><b>It has begun, huh.</b></c>

00:14:39.670 --> 00:14:42.640 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>We're getting ready for the catfight.</b></c>

00:14:42.640 --> 00:14:44.470
<c.colorFFB266><b>That being said,</b></c>

00:14:44.470 --> 00:14:46.190
<c.colorFFB266><b>Matsuri-paisen,</b></c>

00:14:46.190 --> 00:14:48.890
<c.colorFFB266><b>and I, Kiryu Coco</b></c>

00:14:48.890 --> 00:14:51.040
<c.colorFFB266><b>will duke it out</b></c>

00:14:51.040 --> 00:14:52.920
<c.colorFFB266><b>in a catfight.</b></c>

00:14:52.650 --> 00:15:53.620 position:67% line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Requested a "fighting ring" from management</b></c>

00:14:52.920 --> 00:14:55.110
<c.colorFFB266><b>Why, I already</b></c>

00:14:55.110 --> 00:14:57.090
<c.colorFFB266><b>requested management</b></c>

00:14:57.090 --> 00:14:59.980
<c.colorFFB266><b>to set up a fighting ring.</b></c>

00:14:59.980 --> 00:15:01.350
<c.colorFFB266><b>So guys,</b></c>

00:15:01.350 --> 00:15:03.920
<c.colorFFB266><b>coming soon: Matsuri-paisen</b></c>

00:15:03.920 --> 00:15:05.970
<c.colorFFB266><b>and Ms. Kiryu Coco</b></c>

00:15:05.970 --> 00:15:08.520 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>will be holding a 3D catfight stream.</b></c>

00:15:08.520 --> 00:15:10.760
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's already in the works,</b></c>

00:15:10.760 --> 00:15:14.910 position:63%
<c.colorFFB266><b>so keep yourselves posted and get hyped.</b></c>

00:15:14.910 --> 00:15:17.090
<c.colorFFB266><b>This is gonna fun.</b></c>

00:15:17.090 --> 00:15:18.810
<c.colorFFB266><b>I'll definitely win.</b></c>

00:15:19.350 --> 00:15:20.320
<c.colorFFB266><b>Right?</b></c>

00:15:20.320 --> 00:15:21.480
<c.colorFFB266><b>Although, well,</b></c>

00:15:21.480 --> 00:15:23.720 position:66%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I wanted to do a catfight with Watame too,</b></c>

00:15:23.720 --> 00:15:26.600
<c.colorFFB266><b>among other things I want to do.</b></c>

00:15:26.600 --> 00:15:29.140 position:72%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Watame still doesn't have her 3D body, though.</b></c>

00:15:29.140 --> 00:15:29.930
<c.colorFFB266><b>But she might―</b></c>

00:15:29.930 --> 00:15:31.060
<c.colorFFB266><b>Mmmmmm...</b></c>

00:15:31.060 --> 00:15:32.080
<c.colorFFB266><b>Hmm...</b></c>

00:15:32.080 --> 00:15:34.240
<c.colorFFB266><b>There's also Wednesday...</b></c>

00:15:34.240 --> 00:15:36.740
<c.colorFFB266><b>This week's Wednesday―
Which is tomorrow―</b></c>

00:15:36.740 --> 00:15:39.820 position:70%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Kanatan has a major announcement on that day.</b></c>

00:15:39.820 --> 00:15:41.160
<c.colorFFB266><b>Please watch that too.</b></c>

00:15:41.160 --> 00:15:43.660
<c.colorFFB266><b>Watame might also make one soon.</b></c>

00:15:43.660 --> 00:15:45.770
<c.colorFFB266><b>Keep yourselves pumped!</b></c>

00:15:45.770 --> 00:15:47.580
<c.colorFFB266><b>Onto the next one!</b></c>

00:15:47.580 --> 00:15:48.980
<c.colorFFB266><b>Oh? Oh my!</b></c>

00:15:48.980 --> 00:15:49.430
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ah!</b></c>

00:15:49.960 --> 00:15:52.390
<c.colorFFB266><b>Yeeep, it's back.</b></c>

00:15:52.390 --> 00:15:53.620
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's back.</b></c>

00:15:53.620 --> 00:15:55.890
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's a Haachama report.</b></c>

00:15:55.890 --> 00:15:59.430 position:63%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Once again, here we have Ms. Akai Haato.</b></c>

00:15:59.430 --> 00:16:02.300
<c.colorFFB266><b>She held this stream yesterday.</b></c>

00:16:03.280 --> 00:16:05.910
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's a cooking stream!</b></c>

00:16:05.910 --> 00:16:07.940
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ah, damn. Now I'm hungry!</b></c>

00:16:07.940 --> 00:16:10.000 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Food porn first thing in the morning!</b></c>

00:16:10.000 --> 00:16:12.150
<c.colorFFB266><b>The title was "Making Takoyaki!"</b></c>

00:16:12.150 --> 00:16:13.910
<c.colorFFB266><b>"with Luna-sensei!"</b></c>

00:16:13.910 --> 00:16:16.090
<c.colorFFB266><b>Luna-chan here is Luna-sensei.</b></c>

00:16:16.090 --> 00:16:19.350
<c.colorFFB266><b>Can't make takoyaki without
Luna-chan around, after all.</b></c>

00:16:19.350 --> 00:16:21.600
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ah, but― Back in our meetup―</b></c>

00:16:21.600 --> 00:16:23.580
<c.colorFFB266><b>During the 4th Gen's</b></c>

00:16:23.580 --> 00:16:24.740
<c.colorFFB266><b>offline collab,</b></c>

00:16:24.740 --> 00:16:27.030
<c.colorFFB266><b>we made takoyaki―</b></c>

00:16:27.030 --> 00:16:31.030 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>We all made takoyaki at Towa's place,
except Luna did absolutely nothing.</b></c>

00:16:31.030 --> 00:16:33.220
<c.colorFFB266><b>Luna was just there going,</b></c>

00:16:33.220 --> 00:16:36.370
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Nnnnaaaa! Those wook so good!"</b></c>

00:16:36.370 --> 00:16:39.330
<c.colorFFB266><b>That's all she did; nothing else.</b></c>

00:16:39.330 --> 00:16:41.490
<c.colorFFB266><b>But, well, that's Luna-sensei.</b></c>

00:16:41.490 --> 00:16:43.300
<c.colorFFB266><b>They made takoyaki</b></c>

00:16:43.300 --> 00:16:45.860
<c.colorFFB266><b>under her supervision.</b></c>

00:16:45.860 --> 00:16:47.850
<c.colorFFB266><b>This one isn't an offline collab―</b></c>

00:16:47.850 --> 00:16:49.480
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ahm― Umm― Erm―</b></c>

00:16:49.480 --> 00:16:52.260
<c.colorFFB266><b>―but rather a collab over a call.</b></c>

00:16:52.260 --> 00:16:53.720
<c.colorFFB266><b>So they, umm,</b></c>

00:16:53.720 --> 00:16:56.330
<c.colorFFB266><b>conducted the stream as such,</b></c>

00:16:56.660 --> 00:16:57.560
<c.colorFFB266><b>however―!</b></c>

00:16:58.200 --> 00:17:01.420 position:67%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ms. Haachama was supposed to make takoyaki,</b></c>

00:17:01.480 --> 00:17:08.810 position:75% line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>"No takoyaki grill or octopus for sale anywhere"</b></c>

00:17:02.440 --> 00:17:04.820 position:63%
<c.colorFFB266><b>but she found neither a takoyaki machine</b></c>

00:17:04.820 --> 00:17:07.410
<c.colorFFB266><b>nor octopus for sale, allegedly,</b></c>

00:17:07.410 --> 00:17:08.810
<c.colorFFB266><b>so therefore...!</b></c>

00:17:08.810 --> 00:18:18.310 position:58% line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Starts cooking takoyaki in frying pan</b></c>

00:17:09.320 --> 00:17:11.400
<c.colorFFB266><b>She attempted to make</b></c>

00:17:11.400 --> 00:17:13.930
<c.colorFFB266><b>the 'takoyaki' over a frying pan,</b></c>

00:17:13.930 --> 00:17:15.930
<c.colorFFB266><b>according to our report.</b></c>

00:17:15.930 --> 00:17:17.010
<c.colorFFB266><b>*takoyaki?*</b></c>

00:17:17.010 --> 00:17:19.160
<c.colorFFB266><b>Hmmmmm...</b></c>

00:17:19.160 --> 00:17:20.140
<c.colorFFB266><b>This...</b></c>

00:17:20.140 --> 00:17:21.250
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhh...</b></c>

00:17:21.250 --> 00:17:23.020
<c.colorFFB266><b>What </b>​<i><b>is </b></i><b>this?</b></c>

00:17:23.440 --> 00:17:24.410
<c.colorFFB266><b>She― She's</b></c>

00:17:24.410 --> 00:17:26.570
<c.colorFFB266><b>using the chopsticks to...</b></c>

00:17:26.570 --> 00:17:27.860
<c.colorFFB266><b>The― The shrimp...</b></c>

00:17:27.860 --> 00:17:29.130
<c.colorFFB266><b>Well, the, uhh, shrimp...</b></c>

00:17:29.130 --> 00:17:30.700
<c.colorFFB266><b>I mean, shrimp is good, too.</b></c>

00:17:30.700 --> 00:17:31.360
<c.colorFFB266><b>Shrimp is―</b></c>

00:17:31.360 --> 00:17:31.850
<c.colorFFB266><b>Shrimp―</b></c>

00:17:31.850 --> 00:17:34.260
<c.colorFFB266><b>Using shrimp in a takoyaki grill</b></c>

00:17:34.260 --> 00:17:36.640 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>to make ebiyaki isn't uncommon, right?</b></c>

00:17:36.640 --> 00:17:39.220
<c.colorFFB266><b>I used to work at a takoyaki stand,</b></c>

00:17:39.220 --> 00:17:41.610 position:63%
<c.colorFFB266><b>and making ebiyaki was a complete no-no,</b></c>

00:17:41.610 --> 00:17:43.670 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>but it's still delicious. I like it.</b></c>

00:17:43.670 --> 00:17:44.780
<c.colorFFB266><b>Mmm...</b></c>

00:17:44.780 --> 00:17:45.920
<c.colorFFB266><b>*ebiyaki...*</b></c>

00:17:45.920 --> 00:17:46.880
<c.colorFFB266><b>Let's...</b></c>

00:17:46.880 --> 00:17:47.850
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhh...</b></c>

00:17:47.850 --> 00:17:49.540
<c.colorFFB266><b>That's a frying pan, yes?</b></c>

00:17:49.540 --> 00:17:52.050
<c.colorFFB266><b>She's making takoyaki, yes?</b></c>

00:17:52.050 --> 00:17:54.750
<c.colorFFB266><b>The title says 'takoyaki', yes?</b></c>

00:17:55.850 --> 00:17:56.970
<c.colorFFB266><b>*then why*</b></c>

00:17:56.970 --> 00:17:58.680
<c.colorFFB266><b>What do you guys think?</b></c>

00:17:59.460 --> 00:18:00.400
<c.colorFFB266><b>"gone mad"</b></c>

00:18:00.400 --> 00:18:01.990
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uh, "it's a shrimp".</b></c>

00:18:01.990 --> 00:18:03.040
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ahh,</b></c>

00:18:03.040 --> 00:18:04.020
<c.colorFFB266><b>"what </b>​<i><b>is </b></i><b>takoyaki"</b></c>

00:18:04.020 --> 00:18:06.070
<c.colorFFB266><b>Someone's getting philosophical...</b></c>

00:18:06.070 --> 00:18:07.240
<c.colorFFB266><b>Erm...</b></c>

00:18:07.240 --> 00:18:09.190
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uuh, "lol".</b></c>

00:18:09.190 --> 00:18:10.350
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ergh...</b></c>

00:18:10.350 --> 00:18:11.760
<c.colorFFB266><b>Mmnn― "haachama"</b></c>

00:18:11.760 --> 00:18:12.730
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ahh...</b></c>

00:18:12.730 --> 00:18:13.720
<c.colorFFB266><b>"it's a crepe"</b></c>

00:18:13.720 --> 00:18:15.490
<c.colorFFB266><b>It does look like a crepe.</b></c>

00:18:15.490 --> 00:18:18.540
<c.colorFFB266><b>Let's see what Expert C has to say:</b></c>

00:18:18.310 --> 00:18:45.280 size:63% position:31% line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Do what you want</b></c>

00:18:19.030 --> 00:18:20.610
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Do what you want."</b></c>

00:18:20.610 --> 00:18:22.320
<c.colorFFB266><b>Well, I guess...</b></c>

00:18:22.320 --> 00:18:25.090
<c.colorFFB266><b>She can do whatever she wants now.</b></c>

00:18:25.090 --> 00:18:28.180
<c.colorFFB266><b>She's at the point where
she could eat what she wants.</b></c>

00:18:28.180 --> 00:18:30.650 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>By the way, she adds kimchi to the mix</b></c>

00:18:30.650 --> 00:18:32.710
<c.colorFFB266><b>late into the stream.</b></c>

00:18:32.710 --> 00:18:36.250 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>If you want to see a confuddled princess,</b></c>

00:18:36.250 --> 00:18:37.530
<c.colorFFB266><b>then, please</b></c>

00:18:37.530 --> 00:18:40.930 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>watch it and be confuddled yourselves.</b></c>

00:18:40.930 --> 00:18:43.940
<c.colorFFB266><b>Now then, let's start off our</b></c>

00:18:43.940 --> 00:18:45.470
<c.colorFFB266><b>English lesson with:</b></c>

00:18:46.400 --> 00:18:48.110
<c.colorFFB266><b>(omae no) suki ni shiro
(おまえ の) 好き に しろ</b></c>

00:18:48.110 --> 00:18:49.120
<c.colorFFB266><b>Can also be:</b></c>

00:18:49.120 --> 00:18:51.160
<c.colorFFB266><b>mou suki ni shite kure yo
もう 好き に して くれ よ</b></c>

00:18:51.160 --> 00:18:54.150 position:80%
<c.colorFFB266><b>You'd sometimes want to tell off someone with this.</b></c>

00:18:54.150 --> 00:18:57.770 position:78%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Like whenever Haachama does weird things, we'd go:</b></c>

00:18:57.770 --> 00:18:59.330
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Ah, I get it now."</b></c>

00:18:59.330 --> 00:19:00.530
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Do what you want."</b></c>

00:19:00.530 --> 00:19:02.090
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Just do whatever."</b></c>

00:19:02.090 --> 00:19:04.570
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Live your life as you see fit."</b></c>

00:19:04.570 --> 00:19:07.440 position:72%
<c.colorFFB266><b>There are times when we feel like saying that.</b></c>

00:19:07.440 --> 00:19:09.160
<c.colorFFB266><b>For our purposes, though,</b></c>

00:19:09.160 --> 00:19:11.240
<c.colorFFB266><b>we'll be using this English phrase:</b></c>

00:19:11.240 --> 00:19:14.010
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Do the f*ck you want."</b></c>

00:19:14.010 --> 00:19:14.970
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhm, well,</b></c>

00:19:14.970 --> 00:19:17.210
<c.colorFFB266><b>it's "do what the f*ck you want".</b></c>

00:19:17.210 --> 00:19:18.270
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhh, it's fine</b></c>

00:19:18.270 --> 00:19:20.190 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>to drop the "what" in that sentence.</b></c>

00:19:20.190 --> 00:19:22.090
<c.colorFFB266><b>Not dropping it would</b></c>

00:19:22.090 --> 00:19:23.880
<c.colorFFB266><b>make the structure clearer,</b></c>

00:19:23.880 --> 00:19:26.200 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>so please take note of this version.</b></c>

00:19:26.200 --> 00:19:28.380
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Do what the f*ck you want."</b></c>

00:19:28.380 --> 00:19:30.260
<c.colorFFB266><b>As you can see, we have "do".</b></c>

00:19:30.260 --> 00:19:31.880
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Do" in Japanese is</b></c>

00:19:31.880 --> 00:19:33.170
<c.colorFFB266><b>yare
やれ</b></c>

00:19:33.170 --> 00:19:35.080
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's "yare".</b></c>

00:19:35.080 --> 00:19:36.850
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhh... "yare".</b></c>

00:19:36.850 --> 00:19:38.790
<c.colorFFB266><b>Of course, the word "do" here―</b></c>

00:19:38.790 --> 00:19:40.400
<c.colorFFB266><b>Putting the word "do"</b></c>

00:19:40.400 --> 00:19:42.360
<c.colorFFB266><b>denoting action right up-front</b></c>

00:19:42.360 --> 00:19:44.230
<c.colorFFB266><b>would indicate a command.</b></c>

00:19:44.230 --> 00:19:47.680 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I'm sure some of you already know this.</b></c>

00:19:47.680 --> 00:19:49.960
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Do the f*ck you want."</b></c>

00:19:49.960 --> 00:19:51.350
<c.colorFFB266><b>Now, the next―</b></c>

00:19:51.730 --> 00:19:53.040
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ah, I dropped it again―</b></c>

00:19:53.040 --> 00:19:54.970
<c.colorFFB266><b>I keep on forgetting the "what"―</b></c>

00:19:54.970 --> 00:19:57.340
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Do </b>​what<b> the f*ck you want."</b></c>

00:19:57.340 --> 00:19:59.070
<c.colorFFB266><b>Inserting "the f*ck"</b></c>

00:19:59.070 --> 00:20:02.210
<c.colorFFB266><b>adds weight to the sentence,</b></c>

00:20:02.210 --> 00:20:04.390
<c.colorFFB266><b>so "do what you want"</b></c>

00:20:04.390 --> 00:20:06.150
<c.colorFFB266><b>is the base form of the sentence.</b></c>

00:20:06.150 --> 00:20:09.440 position:66%
<c.colorFFB266><b>If you feel embarrassed saying "the f*ck",</b></c>

00:20:09.440 --> 00:20:11.890
<c.colorFFB266><b>can use "do what you want".</b></c>

00:20:11.890 --> 00:20:15.270 position:80%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Starting off at "do what you want" is totally fine.</b></c>

00:20:15.270 --> 00:20:17.830
<c.colorFFB266><b>The phrase "what you want",</b></c>

00:20:17.830 --> 00:20:19.820
<c.colorFFB266><b>without the word "do",</b></c>

00:20:19.820 --> 00:20:23.450
<c.colorFFB266><b>is the "object of your desire".</b></c>

00:20:23.810 --> 00:20:26.450
<c.colorFFB266><b>hoshii mono― anata ga
ほしい もの― あなた が</b></c>

00:20:26.450 --> 00:20:28.300
<c.colorFFB266><b>hoshii mono
欲しい もの</b></c>

00:20:28.690 --> 00:20:31.090 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>You "do" the "object of your desire".</b></c>

00:20:31.090 --> 00:20:32.460
<c.colorFFB266><b>That's what it means,</b></c>

00:20:32.460 --> 00:20:35.930 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>sorta like aiming for your ambitions.</b></c>

00:20:35.930 --> 00:20:37.510
<c.colorFFB266><b>Just do it.</b></c>

00:20:37.510 --> 00:20:39.520
<c.colorFFB266><b>On another note,</b></c>

00:20:39.520 --> 00:20:41.450
<c.colorFFB266><b>the "what" over here―</b></c>

00:20:41.450 --> 00:20:43.690
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhh, the 'W' series of words―</b></c>

00:20:43.690 --> 00:20:44.380
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ahh―</b></c>

00:20:44.380 --> 00:20:46.980
<c.colorFFB266><b>'What', 'Where'―</b></c>

00:20:46.980 --> 00:20:48.580
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhh― 'When'―</b></c>

00:20:48.580 --> 00:20:50.770
<c.colorFFB266><b>Err, what else― 'Who'―</b></c>

00:20:50.770 --> 00:20:51.720
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhh...</b></c>

00:20:51.720 --> 00:20:52.960
<c.colorFFB266><b>What else was there?</b></c>

00:20:52.960 --> 00:20:55.640
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ever heard of the 5 'W's?</b></c>

00:20:55.640 --> 00:20:57.530
<c.colorFFB266><b>With regards to these five,</b></c>

00:20:57.530 --> 00:20:59.940
<c.colorFFB266><b>if you sometimes see</b></c>

00:20:59.940 --> 00:21:01.570
<c.colorFFB266><b>"the f*ck" added to these words,</b></c>

00:21:01.570 --> 00:21:02.900
<c.colorFFB266><b>they're definitely―</b></c>

00:21:02.900 --> 00:21:05.670
<c.colorFFB266><b>like, 99% of the time―</b></c>

00:21:05.670 --> 00:21:10.450 position:81%
<c.colorFFB266><b>―used to emphasize the 'W' word they're attached to.</b></c>

00:21:10.450 --> 00:21:13.780 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Don't try to be scant when using them.</b></c>

00:21:13.780 --> 00:21:15.040
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ah― Right, there was 'How'.</b></c>

00:21:15.040 --> 00:21:16.480
<c.colorFFB266><b>And also 'Why'.</b></c>

00:21:16.480 --> 00:21:17.980
<c.colorFFB266><b>Right, right. 'Why'.</b></c>

00:21:17.980 --> 00:21:19.610
<c.colorFFB266><b>And 'How'. Let's add that.</b></c>

00:21:19.610 --> 00:21:21.090
<c.colorFFB266><b>Write in 'How'.</b></c>

00:21:21.090 --> 00:21:22.210
<c.colorFFB266><b>Take note―</b></c>

00:21:22.210 --> 00:21:24.490
<c.colorFFB266><b>Take note of all of these words</b></c>

00:21:24.490 --> 00:21:27.650
<c.colorFFB266><b>and add "f*ck" to them so you too</b></c>

00:21:27.650 --> 00:21:31.830 position:67%
<c.colorFFB266><b>can give some f*cking weight to your words.</b></c>

00:21:31.830 --> 00:21:33.860
<c.colorFFB266><b>"omae no suki ni shiro"</b></c>

00:21:33.860 --> 00:21:35.680
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Do the f*ck you want."</b></c>

00:21:35.680 --> 00:21:37.300 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Well, "suki ni shiro" is already correct,</b></c>

00:21:37.300 --> 00:21:38.730
<c.colorFFB266><b>but as always, in English,</b></c>

00:21:38.730 --> 00:21:40.840
<c.colorFFB266><b>subjects like "you" and "I"</b></c>

00:21:40.840 --> 00:21:42.450
<c.colorFFB266><b>need to be explicitly stated</b></c>

00:21:42.450 --> 00:21:45.210 position:80%
<c.colorFFB266><b>which is why I inserted the (omae no) at the start.</b></c>

00:21:45.210 --> 00:21:46.740
<c.colorFFB266><b>With all that said,</b></c>

00:21:46.740 --> 00:21:51.410 position:69%
<c.colorFFB266><b>thank you all for watching up to this point.</b></c>

00:21:51.410 --> 00:21:53.300
<c.colorFFB266><b>Here's today's weather!</b></c>

00:21:54.480 --> 00:21:57.300
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Those pits in umeboshi...</b></c>

00:21:57.300 --> 00:21:58.800
<c.colorFFB266><b>"I wanna eat them, but</b></c>

00:21:58.800 --> 00:22:02.250 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>"I'm scared I might break my teeth..."</b></c>

00:22:02.250 --> 00:22:05.120 position:75%
<c.colorFFB266><b>The pits on those plums are so delicious, right?</b></c>

00:22:05.120 --> 00:22:06.700
<c.colorFFB266><b>That crunchy kind of texture...</b></c>

00:22:06.700 --> 00:22:08.740
<c.colorFFB266><b>They're great and all, but...</b></c>

00:22:08.740 --> 00:22:12.540 position:69%
<c.colorFFB266><b>The pits in normal umeboshi can break teeth,</b></c>

00:22:12.540 --> 00:22:12.980
<c.colorFFB266><b>so, uhh,</b></c>

00:22:12.980 --> 00:22:15.050
<c.colorFFB266><b>I recommended this to Watame:</b></c>

00:22:15.050 --> 00:22:16.540
<c.colorFFB266><b>Kari Kari Ume.</b></c>

00:22:16.540 --> 00:22:18.390
<c.colorFFB266><b>If it were Kari Kari Ume,</b></c>

00:22:18.390 --> 00:22:21.080 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>the pits on those would just easily snap.</b></c>

00:22:21.080 --> 00:22:23.050
<c.colorFFB266><b>Right, guys? You see my point?</b></c>

00:22:23.050 --> 00:22:24.610
<c.colorFFB266><b>Y'all on the same page?</b></c>

00:22:24.610 --> 00:22:25.370
<c.colorFFB266><b>See?</b></c>

00:22:25.370 --> 00:22:26.760
<c.colorFFB266><b>In any case,</b></c>

00:22:26.760 --> 00:22:29.610
<c.colorFFB266><b>today's ARK server―</b></c>

00:22:29.610 --> 00:22:30.300
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhh―</b></c>

00:22:30.300 --> 00:22:31.930
<c.colorFFB266><b>ARK server...</b></c>

00:22:31.930 --> 00:22:33.869
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhh, password is "karikari".</b></c>

00:22:33.869 --> 00:22:34.203
<c.colorFFB266><b>K-</b>​</c><c.color000000><b>A-R-I-K-A-R-I.</b></c>

00:22:33.869 --> 00:22:34.203
<c.colorFFB266><b>K-</b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>A-R-I-K-A-R-I.</b></c>

00:22:34.203 --> 00:22:34.403
<c.colorFFB266><b>K-A-</b>​</c><c.color000000><b>R-I-K-A-R-I.</b></c>

00:22:34.203 --> 00:22:34.403
<c.colorFFB266><b>K-A-</b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>R-I-K-A-R-I.</b></c>

00:22:34.403 --> 00:22:34.704
<c.colorFFB266><b>K-A-R-</b>​</c><c.color000000><b>I-K-A-R-I.</b></c>

00:22:34.403 --> 00:22:34.704
<c.colorFFB266><b>K-A-R-</b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>I-K-A-R-I.</b></c>

00:22:34.704 --> 00:22:35.171
<c.colorFFB266><b>K-A-R-I-</b>​</c><c.color000000><b>K-A-R-I.</b></c>

00:22:34.704 --> 00:22:35.171
<c.colorFFB266><b>K-A-R-I-</b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>K-A-R-I.</b></c>

00:22:35.171 --> 00:22:35.438
<c.colorFFB266><b>K-A-R-I-K-</b>​</c><c.color000000><b>A-R-I.</b></c>

00:22:35.171 --> 00:22:35.438
<c.colorFFB266><b>K-A-R-I-K-</b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>A-R-I.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>K-A-R-I-K-A-</b>​</c><c.color000000><b>R-I.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>K-A-R-I-K-A-</b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>R-I.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>K-A-R-I-K-A-R-</b>​</c><c.color000000><b>I.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>K-A-R-I-K-A-R-</b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>I.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>K-A-R-I-K-A-R-I.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>With all that said,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>thanks for watching!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Have a good morning!</b></c>

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<c.colorFEFEFE><b>June ends today!
Good job on getting by without holidays!
We had my birthday, 400k sub milestone,
and my memorable 3D debut!
I had a ton of dreams come true
thanks to your support!
Thank you so much!
July starts tomorrow...
It's gonna get a bit hotter now,
so y'all take care of yourselves!
One way to do it is to
coop up in an air-conditioned room
and watch hololive streams!
 
Your hella loved WAIFU, Coco</b></c>

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