Hello, everyone! Virtual Gamer Kizuna AI here!

Today, we've got this!

"Dark Depsception!"

Ahahah!

"Dark Deception!"

I'd like to give this a try!

"New Game!"

"Yes!"

It's like, you run...

It's like...

A game where you run away while picking up crystals or something?

Eh? Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what?

Oh!

How nice...

Ooh! Oh! Oh!

Okay!

Come on! Come on!

You know, this person...

She looks a bit like a cougar

I mean, a lovely young woman!

Ah, I didn't read that one...

You know, this...

I'd like to be able to speak English like this

Hm?

"Ballroom"

EEH?!

What?

What? What?

What?

Monkey-san~ ♪

Eh?

Eh? Scary!

What's this? Scary!

I don't like it!

Ooh!

"Monkey!"

Huh? Ooohhh...

Hup, hup!

"Memories?"

Argh! That frightened me!

What? What?

What?

This is bad! Bad! Bad!

Not good

What should I do?

This room...

Let's go inside

Uh oh

Ah, you can't go in! You can't go in!

You can't go in!

Help, what do I do?

Ah!

Do I have to talk to—

OKKKAAAYYY!

Hweh?

Eh?

Is it like, "Where's it gonna come from next?"

Look, there was just a chime...

Ah, I can go in!

Whoopsie!

Going up?

Yes!

What's this?

Hm?

Hweh?

Hm?

Ah!

This is it!

"Crystal?"

This...

Hm, hm...

Hm...

Eh?

Open up!

It doesn't open...

You're scaring me! Don't laugh like that!

I have to get all of these, right?

If I get all of these, then I can escape, right?

Huh? Eh? What's that?

Wait, wait, what?

What? What?

What? What? What? What?

It's scary!

What's that?

AAAHHH!!

AAAGGGHHH!!

SCARY! SCARY! SCARY!!!

Whaaa?

That's scary....

[ Since that was so awful, I read up and came back ]

Alright! Let's go!

Run! Run! Run!

Aah!

I'm in danger...

Wait, no...

AAAGGGHHH!!

NOOO WAAAY!!

If you run into them, it's impossible!

Oh, no!

I don't feel like I can do it...

Oh no! Scary!

Am I in danger?

Oh no, oh no... should I go down here?

All I can do is pray I don't run into them...

You know, there should be an item or something...

I want to get the item!

Am I in danger?

Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!

Hey, this is the best I've done so far!

What is the item, anyway?

Good! Don't run into them, this is good!

Uh oh...

Oh no, oh no, oh no...

Oh no!

Oh no! I'm not thinking about anything...

All I can do is hope I don't run into them...

And keep on running around...

But, look, since you need to get all of these

You have to think about where you're running, don't you?

Eh? Bad, bad, bad, bad, this seems bad....

Doesn't this seem bad?

Ah, it's over...

It's over! This is the worst!

Argh! There's so many of you!

There's so many of you!

I don't know what the item is...

Eh? How do you do this?

Ah, uh oh...

I'd better get moving...

There's still a bunch left!

That lady said there was an item, right?

Is this bad? Uh, oh, something's wrong...

Eh, what a shock, what a shock...

Uh oh!

Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh!

Agh!

NOOO!! NOOO!! NOOO!! NOOO!!

AAAHHH!!

It's not possible!

It's impossible...

I can't do it...

Alright, let's go!

I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it!

I can do it, I can do it, I can do it!

I can do it!

I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it!

I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it!

If I believe I can do it, I can do anything!

I can do it, I can do it!

Oh, no, no...

AAAHHH! NOOO!

Once you run into them, it ain't possible!

It ain't possible!

Impossibler than impossible

Yay!?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

NONONONONONO!!

NOONOOOO!!

It's impossible...

Because I don't know where they're gonna come from!

Ah, got it! Can you go in here?

Oh, you can't...

Hey, this isn't good...

Stop it already

Stop it

No, no

I hate you

I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you

Stay away!

Ahhh! No way!

I can't do this, really!

I can't do this!

It's impossible!

Stay away, idiot!

Oh no!

Oh no! Oh no, no, no!

AAAHHH!

Okay, let's go!

I can do it~ ♪

Everything's fine~ ♪

Nothing is wrong~ ♪

It's okay~ ♪

Hey!

You're seriously messing with me!

This isn't what I signed up for!

This isn't what I thought it'd be like!

Isn’t this entirely luck-based?

Hey, are you guys odd in the head or what?

Argh, it's no use

It's no use...

It's no use, I say!

Impossible!

This isn't possible!

How am I supposed to do this?

Seriously!

Seriously, I'll deck ya!

Heeey...

How do you do this?

I'm angwy...

Ah, seems peaceful for now

Ah, no, no, no, no, no

No, don't!

No, stop it!

I hate monkeys!

Ah, no, it's impossible when they run straight into you...

It's really not possible

Ahhh! It's not possible, I say!

Okay, goodbye... this isn't possible...

It's no use!

Argh, no, no...

No, no, no! Seriously, nooo!

What's with this game?

It's impossible!

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