WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.220 --> 00:00:02.410 Hello, everyone! Virtual Gamer Kizuna AI here! 00:00:02.410 --> 00:00:03.920 Today, we've got this! 00:00:03.920 --> 00:00:05.320 "Dark Depsception!" 00:00:05.320 --> 00:00:06.340 Ahahah! 00:00:06.340 --> 00:00:07.790 "Dark Deception!" 00:00:07.790 --> 00:00:08.920 I'd like to give this a try! 00:00:08.920 --> 00:00:09.790 "New Game!" 00:00:09.790 --> 00:00:10.160 "Yes!" 00:00:12.340 --> 00:00:14.050 It's like, you run... 00:00:14.590 --> 00:00:15.260 It's like... 00:00:15.260 --> 00:00:20.570 A game where you run away while picking up crystals or something? 00:00:21.680 --> 00:00:23.550 Eh? Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what? 00:00:25.560 --> 00:00:26.290 Oh! 00:00:30.110 --> 00:00:31.290 How nice... 00:00:31.920 --> 00:00:33.620 Ooh! Oh! Oh! 00:00:34.430 --> 00:00:35.190 Okay! 00:00:35.190 --> 00:00:36.680 Come on! Come on! 00:00:37.080 --> 00:00:38.320 You know, this person... 00:00:38.320 --> 00:00:40.420 She looks a bit like a cougar 00:00:40.730 --> 00:00:42.680 I mean, a lovely young woman! 00:00:42.680 --> 00:00:44.640 Ah, I didn't read that one... 00:00:52.190 --> 00:00:53.250 You know, this... 00:00:53.250 --> 00:00:55.680 I'd like to be able to speak English like this 00:01:00.370 --> 00:01:00.980 Hm? 00:01:02.740 --> 00:01:04.270 "Ballroom" 00:01:10.050 --> 00:01:10.880 EEH?! 00:01:11.610 --> 00:01:12.420 What? 00:01:12.630 --> 00:01:13.540 What? What? 00:01:14.620 --> 00:01:15.320 What? 00:01:18.380 --> 00:01:20.700 Monkey-san~ ♪ 00:01:21.150 --> 00:01:21.680 Eh? 00:01:22.540 --> 00:01:23.700 Eh? Scary! 00:01:26.920 --> 00:01:28.600 What's this? Scary! 00:01:28.600 --> 00:01:29.630 I don't like it! 00:01:31.040 --> 00:01:32.150 Ooh! 00:01:34.220 --> 00:01:36.100 "Monkey!" 00:01:39.280 --> 00:01:40.650 Huh? Ooohhh... 00:01:41.700 --> 00:01:42.910 Hup, hup! 00:01:43.590 --> 00:01:44.940 "Memories?" 00:01:45.120 --> 00:01:46.690 Argh! That frightened me! 00:01:48.990 --> 00:01:49.600 What? What? 00:01:49.600 --> 00:01:50.210 What? 00:01:51.870 --> 00:01:54.790 This is bad! Bad! Bad! 00:01:56.910 --> 00:01:57.460 Not good 00:01:57.460 --> 00:01:58.520 What should I do? 00:01:58.520 --> 00:01:59.400 This room... 00:01:59.400 --> 00:02:00.100 Let's go inside 00:02:00.100 --> 00:02:00.570 Uh oh 00:02:00.570 --> 00:02:01.820 Ah, you can't go in! You can't go in! 00:02:01.820 --> 00:02:02.670 You can't go in! 00:02:02.670 --> 00:02:03.770 Help, what do I do? 00:02:03.770 --> 00:02:04.270 Ah! 00:02:04.650 --> 00:02:05.960 Do I have to talk to— 00:02:05.960 --> 00:02:07.140 OKKKAAAYYY! 00:02:07.880 --> 00:02:08.490 Hweh? 00:02:11.600 --> 00:02:12.350 Eh? 00:02:12.350 --> 00:02:15.050 Is it like, "Where's it gonna come from next?" 00:02:17.580 --> 00:02:19.160 Look, there was just a chime... 00:02:20.020 --> 00:02:20.930 Ah, I can go in! 00:02:23.620 --> 00:02:24.470 Whoopsie! 00:02:25.130 --> 00:02:26.090 Going up? 00:02:26.090 --> 00:02:27.600 Yes! 00:02:29.240 --> 00:02:30.820 What's this? 00:02:39.010 --> 00:02:39.770 Hm? 00:02:39.770 --> 00:02:40.380 Hweh? 00:02:43.370 --> 00:02:43.900 Hm? 00:02:44.900 --> 00:02:45.500 Ah! 00:02:46.070 --> 00:02:47.080 This is it! 00:02:50.120 --> 00:02:51.160 "Crystal?" 00:02:58.140 --> 00:02:59.270 This... 00:03:00.370 --> 00:03:01.500 Hm, hm... 00:03:07.550 --> 00:03:08.280 Hm... 00:03:08.280 --> 00:03:08.960 Hm... 00:03:10.710 --> 00:03:11.270 Eh? 00:03:15.350 --> 00:03:16.400 Open up! 00:03:17.230 --> 00:03:18.360 It doesn't open... 00:03:19.410 --> 00:03:22.540 You're scaring me! Don't laugh like that! 00:03:25.250 --> 00:03:27.050 I have to get all of these, right? 00:03:28.920 --> 00:03:31.810 If I get all of these, then I can escape, right? 00:03:32.250 --> 00:03:33.520 Huh? Eh? What's that? 00:03:33.520 --> 00:03:34.660 Wait, wait, what? 00:03:34.660 --> 00:03:35.470 What? What? 00:03:35.470 --> 00:03:36.460 What? What? What? What? 00:03:38.330 --> 00:03:39.280 It's scary! 00:03:40.930 --> 00:03:42.130 What's that? 00:03:42.130 --> 00:03:43.060 AAAHHH!! 00:03:43.060 --> 00:03:43.940 AAAGGGHHH!! 00:03:44.480 --> 00:03:46.060 SCARY! SCARY! SCARY!!! 00:03:48.760 --> 00:03:50.020 Whaaa? 00:03:50.020 --> 00:03:51.680 That's scary.... 00:03:51.810 --> 00:03:55.510 [ Since that was so awful, I read up and came back ] 00:03:55.980 --> 00:03:57.160 Alright! Let's go! 00:03:57.160 --> 00:03:58.610 Run! Run! Run! 00:04:02.040 --> 00:04:02.740 Aah! 00:04:03.940 --> 00:04:04.750 I'm in danger... 00:04:13.420 --> 00:04:14.000 Wait, no... 00:04:14.000 --> 00:04:14.830 AAAGGGHHH!! 00:04:14.830 --> 00:04:15.980 NOOO WAAAY!! 00:04:15.980 --> 00:04:18.410 If you run into them, it's impossible! 00:04:20.750 --> 00:04:21.570 Oh, no! 00:04:23.780 --> 00:04:25.110 I don't feel like I can do it... 00:04:26.270 --> 00:04:27.790 Oh no! Scary! 00:04:30.360 --> 00:04:31.500 Am I in danger? 00:04:33.000 --> 00:04:34.660 Oh no, oh no... should I go down here? 00:04:36.770 --> 00:04:40.050 All I can do is pray I don't run into them... 00:04:42.930 --> 00:04:45.530 You know, there should be an item or something... 00:04:46.310 --> 00:04:48.270 I want to get the item! 00:04:49.640 --> 00:04:50.680 Am I in danger? 00:04:53.860 --> 00:04:55.390 Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no! 00:04:58.030 --> 00:05:00.230 Hey, this is the best I've done so far! 00:05:03.370 --> 00:05:05.230 What is the item, anyway? 00:05:07.970 --> 00:05:10.200 Good! Don't run into them, this is good! 00:05:11.740 --> 00:05:12.470 Uh oh... 00:05:12.470 --> 00:05:13.450 Uh oh... 00:05:16.150 --> 00:05:17.460 Oh no, oh no, oh no... 00:05:19.670 --> 00:05:20.300 Oh no! 00:05:20.500 --> 00:05:22.330 Oh no! I'm not thinking about anything... 00:05:22.330 --> 00:05:24.300 All I can do is hope I don't run into them... 00:05:24.300 --> 00:05:25.900 And keep on running around... 00:05:26.620 --> 00:05:29.000 But, look, since you need to get all of these 00:05:29.000 --> 00:05:31.750 You have to think about where you're running, don't you? 00:05:34.200 --> 00:05:36.310 Eh? Bad, bad, bad, bad, this seems bad.... 00:05:40.340 --> 00:05:41.620 Doesn't this seem bad? 00:05:41.620 --> 00:05:42.430 Ah, it's over... 00:05:42.430 --> 00:05:43.380 It's over! This is the worst! 00:05:43.380 --> 00:05:45.520 Argh! There's so many of you! 00:05:45.520 --> 00:05:47.060 There's so many of you! 00:05:49.350 --> 00:05:51.190 I don't know what the item is... 00:05:51.190 --> 00:05:52.800 Eh? How do you do this? 00:05:53.220 --> 00:05:54.010 Ah, uh oh... 00:05:54.010 --> 00:05:55.120 I'd better get moving... 00:05:55.920 --> 00:05:58.340 There's still a bunch left! 00:06:02.400 --> 00:06:05.660 That lady said there was an item, right? 00:06:05.660 --> 00:06:07.910 Is this bad? Uh, oh, something's wrong... 00:06:10.460 --> 00:06:12.990 Eh, what a shock, what a shock... 00:06:14.220 --> 00:06:14.960 Uh oh! 00:06:15.300 --> 00:06:16.620 Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! 00:06:16.620 --> 00:06:16.990 Agh! 00:06:16.990 --> 00:06:17.990 NOOO!! NOOO!! NOOO!! NOOO!! 00:06:18.230 --> 00:06:19.180 AAAHHH!! 00:06:20.040 --> 00:06:22.340 It's not possible! 00:06:25.440 --> 00:06:26.690 It's impossible... 00:06:27.310 --> 00:06:28.630 I can't do it... 00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:31.390 Alright, let's go! 00:06:31.390 --> 00:06:34.540 I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it! 00:06:34.540 --> 00:06:35.550 I can do it, I can do it, I can do it! 00:06:35.550 --> 00:06:36.470 I can do it! 00:06:36.470 --> 00:06:36.990 I can do it! 00:06:36.990 --> 00:06:40.160 I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it! 00:06:40.550 --> 00:06:42.970 I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it! 00:06:42.970 --> 00:06:44.420 If I believe I can do it, I can do anything! 00:06:44.420 --> 00:06:44.720 I can do it, I can do it! 00:06:44.720 --> 00:06:45.040 I can do it, I can do it! 00:06:45.040 --> 00:06:45.810 Oh, no, no... 00:06:45.810 --> 00:06:47.180 AAAHHH! NOOO! 00:06:48.330 --> 00:06:50.750 Once you run into them, it ain't possible! 00:06:51.190 --> 00:06:52.790 It ain't possible! 00:06:53.170 --> 00:06:54.560 Impossibler than impossible 00:06:55.080 --> 00:06:56.460 Yay!? 00:06:56.880 --> 00:06:58.770 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... 00:06:58.770 --> 00:06:59.990 NONONONONONO!! 00:06:59.990 --> 00:07:01.380 NOONOOOO!! 00:07:05.980 --> 00:07:07.380 It's impossible... 00:07:08.490 --> 00:07:12.630 Because I don't know where they're gonna come from! 00:07:12.630 --> 00:07:14.020 Ah, got it! Can you go in here? 00:07:14.020 --> 00:07:15.080 Oh, you can't... 00:07:18.330 --> 00:07:19.280 Hey, this isn't good... 00:07:19.280 --> 00:07:20.420 Stop it already 00:07:20.420 --> 00:07:21.020 Stop it 00:07:21.020 --> 00:07:21.740 No, no 00:07:21.740 --> 00:07:22.120 I hate you 00:07:22.120 --> 00:07:23.290 I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you 00:07:23.290 --> 00:07:24.070 Stay away! 00:07:26.190 --> 00:07:27.550 Ahhh! No way! 00:07:27.550 --> 00:07:29.070 I can't do this, really! 00:07:29.500 --> 00:07:30.590 I can't do this! 00:07:30.590 --> 00:07:31.840 It's impossible! 00:07:32.170 --> 00:07:33.290 It's impossible! 00:07:33.980 --> 00:07:35.540 Stay away, idiot! 00:07:37.150 --> 00:07:37.720 Oh no! 00:07:37.720 --> 00:07:39.040 Oh no! Oh no, no, no! 00:07:39.040 --> 00:07:40.250 AAAHHH! 00:07:41.290 --> 00:07:42.870 Okay, let's go! 00:07:44.060 --> 00:07:45.380 I can do it~ ♪ 00:07:45.380 --> 00:07:46.810 Everything's fine~ ♪ 00:07:46.810 --> 00:07:48.320 Everything's fine~ ♪ 00:07:48.320 --> 00:07:51.010 Nothing is wrong~ ♪ 00:07:51.010 --> 00:07:51.960 It's okay~ ♪ 00:07:51.960 --> 00:07:52.780 Hey! 00:07:52.780 --> 00:07:55.070 You're seriously messing with me! 00:07:55.070 --> 00:07:56.590 This isn't what I signed up for! 00:07:56.590 --> 00:07:59.160 This isn't what I thought it'd be like! 00:08:00.830 --> 00:08:02.830 Isn’t this entirely luck-based? 00:08:03.600 --> 00:08:06.870 Hey, are you guys odd in the head or what? 00:08:06.870 --> 00:08:08.100 Argh, it's no use 00:08:08.100 --> 00:08:09.020 It's no use... 00:08:09.020 --> 00:08:10.200 It's no use, I say! 00:08:10.200 --> 00:08:10.920 Impossible! 00:08:10.920 --> 00:08:12.830 This isn't possible! 00:08:13.480 --> 00:08:15.860 How am I supposed to do this? 00:08:16.930 --> 00:08:18.210 Seriously! 00:08:19.810 --> 00:08:22.650 Seriously, I'll deck ya! 00:08:22.650 --> 00:08:24.510 Heeey... 00:08:25.330 --> 00:08:27.560 How do you do this? 00:08:28.330 --> 00:08:29.900 I'm angwy... 00:08:30.380 --> 00:08:31.930 Ah, seems peaceful for now 00:08:32.490 --> 00:08:34.330 Ah, no, no, no, no, no 00:08:38.490 --> 00:08:39.210 No, don't! 00:08:39.210 --> 00:08:40.440 No, stop it! 00:08:41.000 --> 00:08:44.110 I hate monkeys! 00:08:44.110 --> 00:08:46.920 Ah, no, it's impossible when they run straight into you... 00:08:46.920 --> 00:08:47.940 It's really not possible 00:08:48.290 --> 00:08:50.520 Ahhh! It's not possible, I say! 00:08:51.730 --> 00:08:53.820 Okay, goodbye... this isn't possible... 00:08:53.820 --> 00:08:55.350 It's no use! 00:08:56.300 --> 00:08:57.240 Argh, no, no... 00:08:57.240 --> 00:08:59.750 No, no, no! Seriously, nooo! 00:09:00.820 --> 00:09:02.490 What's with this game? 00:09:02.490 --> 00:09:03.390 It's impossible! 00:09:03.790 --> 00:09:06.790 Looking for translators! JP to EN/ES! Join our Discord for all AI-chan news! https://discord.gg/RYtUrt6 00:09:06.790 --> 00:09:09.460 Timed and Translated by EightAndAHalfTails