Hello, everyone! Virtual Gamer Kizuna AI here!
Today, um... I've got a dreamy and cute game...
I'd like to give Return a try!
It looks, really, really cute!
Erm... Z... Z... huh?
Oh?
Eh?
Eh?
Hup
Boing!
This way!
I'm bouncing!
Eh?
Am I trapped?
Eh? Am I trapped?
Am I trapped?
Am I trapped?
Am I trapped!?
Eh?
I... I... I...
I got trapped...
Let's go this way!
Probably...
Ah, but it's the same
Hm?
Ah, ah, I know!
This makes them disappear!
Ah, wait, wait!
I know it now!
Ah, wait, wait...
I got it, I got it, I got it...
Wait, wait, wait...
I got it, I got it...
I understand
Eh?
Ahaha!
Go!
Then
Just once...
Stomp it
Alright...
Then, you go like this, right?
I'm so smart...
Then... you hurry over here...
I fell...
Down!
But, it's fine, I'm getting further and further each time...
But it's not like...
I need teaching...
Ehehe!
It's not like I can die...
So I can just keep retrying until I do it
How neat!
Then...
Hurry up here...
No way, no way, no way, no way, no way!
What's with this...
Even though it's got these cute graphics and music...
The game itself is... so mean...
It might just be me being bad, though!
Mightn't it?
That's true!
Nooo!
Wait a minute!
Wait...
Nice!
All...
Right!!
Wait a sec! Wait, wait!
Phew...
Eh?
What's this?
What... is this?
Eh?
Wait a minute...
Ah, you can do that?
Ah, you can do this...
Ah, nice, this is looking good...
Bleh...
Is the cat like...
One of those something-or-other points?
Checkpoint
Alright!
Aaagh!
I'm gradually getting further and further!
Yes, that's me
Kizuna AI!
No wonder I'm a Super A.I
I'm so smart!
Then, I jump
Should I go down?
Ah, this way...
No... No! No!
Aaaagh!
And I was almost at the next kitty, too...
Aaah!
Aaargh!
Wait, I got carried away! I got carried away!
Alright!
What, what, what!?
Where did I go?
What happened? What happened?
Scary, scary, scary...
Eh?
Ah, actually, if you get thrown, and then bounce right away...
Then you can get to where the cat is, right?
Haha!
That's the strategy here...
I get it
Aaah!
Hey, did you hear that?
That scream right now was really clear! Haha...
Erm, that's not just me being random...
Normally, it's like...
Aaargh!!
Right? But now...
It was like...
Aaah!!
Right?
It was so clear!
Good job, me!
And really, you know, a beautiful voice...
Is gonna bring happiness to people, right? Haha...
Nooo!!
Ah...
I messed up...
Aaah!
Nooorgghhh!!!
Ah
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Oh...
My!
What the heck?
What are you even supposed to do?
What's with this... even though this game looks so cute...
How come it's being so... evil?
Why?
*sob* *sob* *sob*
*sob*
Aaagh!
Why!? Why!?
Argh! Nooo!
This is the last one...
Yep, the last one...
Argh!
Wait, wait!
No, no!
I wanna try again...
This is the last one, for reals
It's like, if I say this is the last one, then I'll probably end up finishing it
Wait a minute, wait a minute...
Futile mashing of the jump key
No, no... (taptaptaptaptaptap)
Aaah!
Its not cute at all, this game!!
What the heck!
What the heck!!
Aaargh!
I quit! I quit! I quit!
I give up!
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Timed by kirsepa Translated by EightAndAHalfTails