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<c.colorE56B99><b>Hello, everyone! Virtual Gamer Kizuna AI here!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Today, um... I've got a dreamy and cute game...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>I'd like to give Return a try!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>It looks, really, really cute!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Erm... Z... Z... huh?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Oh?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Eh?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Eh?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Hup</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Boing!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>This way!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>I'm bouncing!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Eh?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Am I trapped?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Eh? Am I trapped?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Am I trapped?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Am I trapped?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Am I trapped!?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Eh?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>I... I... I...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>I got trapped...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Let's go this way!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Probably...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Ah, but it's the same</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Hm?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Ah, ah, I know!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>This makes them disappear!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Ah, wait, wait!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>I know it now!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Ah, wait, wait...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>I got it, I got it, I got it...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Wait, wait, wait...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>I got it, I got it...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>I understand</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Eh?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Ahaha!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Go!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Then</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Just once...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Stomp it</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Alright...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Then, you go like this, right?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>I'm so smart...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Then... you hurry over here...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>I fell...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Down!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>But, it's fine, I'm getting further and further each time...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>But it's not like...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>I need teaching...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Ehehe!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>It's not like I can die...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>So I can just keep retrying until I do it</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>How neat!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Then...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Hurry up here...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>No way, no way, no way, no way, no way!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>What's with this...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Even though it's got these cute graphics and music...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>The game itself is... so mean...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>It might just be me being bad, though!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Mightn't it?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>That's true!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Nooo!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Wait a minute!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Wait...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Nice!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>All...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Right!!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Wait a sec! Wait, wait!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Phew...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Eh?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>What's this?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>What... is this?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Eh?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Wait a minute...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Ah, you can do that?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Ah, you can do this...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Ah, nice, this is looking good...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Bleh...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Is the cat like...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>One of those something-or-other points?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFFF0B><b>Checkpoint</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Alright!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Aaagh!</b></c>

00:03:05.130 --> 00:03:06.900 position:66%
<c.colorE56B99><b>I'm gradually getting further and further!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Yes, that's me</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Kizuna AI!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>No wonder I'm a Super A.I</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>I'm so smart!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Then, I jump</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Should I go down?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Ah, this way...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>No... No! No!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Aaaagh!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>And I was almost at the next kitty, too...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Aaah!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Aaargh!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Wait, I got carried away! I got carried away!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Alright!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>What, what, what!?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Where did I go?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>What happened? What happened?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Scary, scary, scary...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Eh?</b></c>

00:04:06.100 --> 00:04:08.440 position:97%
<c.colorE56B99><b>Ah, actually, if you get thrown, and then bounce right away...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Then you can get to where the cat is, right?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Haha!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>That's the strategy here...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>I get it</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Aaah!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Hey, did you hear that?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>That scream right now was really clear! Haha...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Erm, that's not just me being random...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Normally, it's like...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Aaargh!!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Right? But now...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>It was like...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Aaah!!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Right?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>It was so clear!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Good job, me!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>And really, you know, a beautiful voice...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Is gonna bring happiness to people, right? Haha...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Nooo!!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Ah...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>I messed up...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Aaah!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Nooorgghhh!!!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Ah</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Oh...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>My!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>What the heck?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>What are you even supposed to do?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>What's with this... even though this game looks so cute...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>How come it's being so... evil?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Why?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>*sob* *sob* *sob*</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>*sob*</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Aaagh!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Why!? Why!?</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Argh! Nooo!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>This is the last one...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Yep, the last one...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Argh!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Wait, wait!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>No, no!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>I wanna try again...</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>This is the last one, for reals</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>It's like, if I say this is the last one, then I'll probably end up finishing it</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Wait a minute, wait a minute...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFFF0B><b>Futile mashing of the jump key</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>No, no... (taptaptaptaptaptap)</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Aaah!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Its not cute at all, this game!!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>What the heck!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>What the heck!!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Aaargh!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>I quit! I quit! I quit!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>I give up!</b></c>

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<c.colorE56B99><b>Timed by kirsepa
Translated by EightAndAHalfTails</b></c>