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嗨大家好 我是虚拟Youtuber绊爱

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大家中意的女性年龄是多少岁呢

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有喜欢年上的人

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还有喜欢年下的人

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以及..有点违法的人

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我觉得各位的喜好都各种各样

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顺便一提

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我的外表年龄不是16岁吗？

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要问为什么的话

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其实并不是我官方年龄

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毕竟是AI

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但是

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在深度学习之后

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得出了这个年龄是最好的结论

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所以就设定成了16岁

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呀~嘛嘛

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差不多16岁吧

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JK！JK！

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也就是说

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迎合大众的需求

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来随意变换年龄 也是爱的长处

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比如喜欢年上的

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迎合不同喜好的观众 之类的？

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不 这不是欺诈哦

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大家都在做好吧

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鯖読み：特指把身高体重三围啥的蒙混过去
蒙混过关啥的

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这是营销 营销

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所以今天啊

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来安装一下各个年龄的插件！

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在评论区告诉我大家喜欢什么年龄段的吧~

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那么赶紧开始吧！

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先从正常的年龄开始吧

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21岁

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Instaaaall!

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哟西

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你好 我是绊爱

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诶嘿 那个啊

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那个

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你看了没？

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那个教授超搞笑的

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你看到那个表情了吗？

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听我说啊 之前貌似挺恩爱的

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和他老婆啊

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最近开始吵架了呢

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但是啊

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对对对！

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挺轻浮啊那个教授

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对

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稍微求他一下 马上就把学分给我了

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呐呐呐

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能让我膝枕下吗

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感觉我有点醉了

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可以么 又不会少块肉 真小气

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膝枕什么的让我躺一下啊

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成吗？

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嘿~嘿

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好 下一个

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现在流行的年上

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那么..34岁！

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Instaaaall!

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嗨多磨 大家好 我是绊爱

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啊~好厉害

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画的真棒

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这是？

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妈妈？

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啊~好厉害

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你看 和以前比起来好了很多啊

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你还画了裙子？

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哇~谢谢 真棒

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啊！

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喂 You君

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都说了不能在地板上乱画了

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这个是..

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画在这个纸上

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看 就这里 用蜡笔画

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对对对~

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然后这样

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能画爸爸和妈妈吗？

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谢谢~

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那妈妈出门买个东西

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跟我一起去买的人！

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你也来？那走吧走吧

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总之呢

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我还是试了试

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81岁

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Installl..

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哟西

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嗨..朵磨

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我是绊爱哦

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大家看的着这个吗

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啊 太好了太好了

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啊 怎么能

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没事~

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我没事的

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奶奶我啊

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等会两站路就到了 大姐姐你坐吧

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那..恭敬不如从命 我就先坐了

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这位大姐姐你等会去工作吗？

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这样啊 原来是学生

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加油啊~

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拿着这个

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这是糖 润喉糖

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现在不是流感啥的挺流行的吗

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接下来来试试小一点的

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10岁!

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Instaall!

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嗨大家好 我是虚拟Youtuber绊爱

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啊！

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那边的男生！

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又在做坏事！

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之前没怎么说你

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我不是说了再弄就告老师了吗

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我真的告老师了

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哈？！才不是老太婆

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我才10岁！

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我如果是老太婆那你就是老爷子了

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我要告老师

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老师！

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听说我

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他又做坏事了

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啊 不是！

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刚才还醒着在

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他还说我是老太婆

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是真的！

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啊 我也醒着

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但是..

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对不起..

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好..

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绝对原谅不了你！

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略！

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呀...

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再小下去的话..

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稍微...

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感觉有点危险啊

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总之呢

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还是先尝试一下

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5岁!

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Installl..

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哟西

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名纸?

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Kizuna Ai!

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嘿嘿

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最近啊

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有个想要的玩具~

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像这样

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这样 能做出大大的

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还能闪闪的那个

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想要那个

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我现在要去妈妈那里撒娇了

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麻麻！

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那个啊~

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我把浴室打扫了

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嘿嘿嘿

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那个啊

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我帮忙了..所以

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像这样 能做出大大的闪闪的东西

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我想要...

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好孩子..

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我是个好孩子吧？

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所以..

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圣诞老人会给我吗？

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12月的时候..

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对

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和You酱一起

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对

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大大的 大~大的

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You酱做了个大大的

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所以爱也想做一个大的

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嗯

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我会当一个乖宝宝的 好吗？

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可以吗？！

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太棒了

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最喜欢妈妈了~嘿嘿

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那 回到16岁

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install!