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<p t="600" d="2320">Hi everyone! Virtual Youtuber Kizuna Ai here!</p>
<p t="3080" d="3400">Everyone, what&#39;s your age preference for the opposite sex?</p>
<p t="6520" d="1880">There are those who like people older than them...</p>
<p t="8400" d="1520">Those who like people younger than them...</p>
<p t="10120" d="1820">And people who are in... kind of... dangerous waters..</p>
<p t="12060" d="500">[Ew]</p>
<p t="12580" d="2120">I think you can divide people&#39;s preferences into many categories, but yeah..</p>
<p t="14900" d="800">Of course...</p>
<p t="15860" d="2640">I look about 16 years old, right?</p>
<p t="18700" d="1220">If you ask me why...</p>
<p t="20120" d="2520">Well, actually I don&#39;t really age or anything..</p>
<p t="22640" d="640">Because I&#39;m an AI</p>
<p t="23280" d="620">But...</p>
<p t="23900" d="1680">After conducting some Deep Learning...</p>
<p t="25780" d="2760">It seemed like this age was the best...</p>
<p t="28540" d="1840">So I say that I&#39;m 16 years old!</p>
<p t="30380" d="1160">No, well... well..</p>
<p t="31640" d="1640">Something roughly around 16..</p>
<p t="33580" d="1040">A high school student!
A high school student!</p>
<p t="34620" d="940">In short...</p>
<p t="35680" d="1440">I thought, it&#39;s probably possible to change my age...</p>
<p t="37120" d="3180">To suit my needs..</p>
<p t="40300" d="1080">People who like older women...</p>
<p t="41380" d="1920">people with various age preferences...</p>
<p t="43300" d="1480">... and to please different people&#39;s tastes..</p>
<p t="45000" d="1680">No, I&#39;m not tricking people</p>
<p t="46680" d="840">After all, everyone does it!</p>
<p t="47520" d="1420">Lying about your age and stuff, for instance</p>
<p t="48940" d="1300">It&#39;s just marketing, marketing..</p>
<p t="50240" d="520">Having said that</p>
<p t="50760" d="740">In this occasion..</p>
<p t="51640" d="2280">I think I want to try installing various ages!</p>
<p t="54160" d="3640">Everyone, tell me in the comments what age you prefer, yeah?</p>
<p t="57800" d="1620">In that case, let&#39;s get started!</p>
<p t="59620" d="2200">Let&#39;s start from here, going through the whole range</p>
<p t="62100" d="1240">21 years old...</p>
<p t="63800" d="1320">Instaaaall!</p>
<p t="70840" d="640">Good!</p>
<p t="71840" d="1220">Hello, I&#39;m Kizuna Ai!</p>
<p t="73180" d="1140">Hehe, well..</p>
<p t="74760" d="500">Um,</p>
<p t="75260" d="500">Did you see?</p>
<p t="75780" d="1720">That professor&#39;s so funny, isn&#39;t he!</p>
<p t="77500" d="1320">Did you see his face?</p>
<p t="78820" d="2220">How do I say it, he&#39;s very adorable..</p>
<p t="81120" d="1240">Also, it looks like...</p>
<p t="82360" d="1240">I&#39;ve heard he and his wife are fighting..</p>
<p t="83600" d="640">Eh, but you know..</p>
<p t="84240" d="1000">Yeah, yeah, yeah!</p>
<p t="85240" d="1760">That professor&#39;s lazy, isn&#39;t he?</p>
<p t="87000" d="500">Yeah..</p>
<p t="87500" d="1520">If you just ask him..</p>
<p t="89020" d="1240">He always lets you off just like that..</p>
<p t="90260" d="1160">Hey, hey, heey</p>
<p t="91520" d="2000">Would you let me lay my head on your lap for a moment?</p>
<p t="93580" d="1400">I think I&#39;m very drunk</p>
<p t="95060" d="680">Eh? Come on...</p>
<p t="95740" d="1420">Eh? Come on, don&#39;t be mean...</p>
<p t="97160" d="1540">Let me lay my head on your lap..</p>
<p t="98920" d="660">Can I?</p>
<p t="99580" d="500">(￣ω￣)</p>
<p t="100120" d="1160">Ok, next up!</p>
<p t="101280" d="1480">The &#39;older&#39; age, that&#39;s very trendy at the moment</p>
<p t="102920" d="500">So in this case..</p>
<p t="103540" d="1180">34 years!</p>
<p t="104720" d="1420">Instaaaall!</p>
<p t="111220" d="2000">Hi everyone, Kizuna Ai here</p>
<p t="113540" d="1280">Ahh, amazing!</p>
<p t="114960" d="2000">That&#39;s a really good drawing!</p>
<p t="117200" d="500">What&#39;s this?</p>
<p t="117740" d="660">Mama?</p>
<p t="118480" d="940">Ah!</p>
<p t="119420" d="1280">Incredible!</p>
<p t="121100" d="1620">Look, compared to before...</p>
<p t="122780" d="2000">You&#39;ve gotten really good at drawing, haven&#39;t you?</p>
<p t="124780" d="1820">You&#39;ve drew me with a dress?</p>
<p t="126600" d="1100">Ah, thankk you very much!</p>
<p t="127700" d="760">You&#39;ve done great!</p>
<p t="128460" d="820">Ah!</p>
<p t="129520" d="1640">Hey, Yuu-kun!</p>
<p t="131160" d="1820">Doodling on the floor isn&#39;t allowed, is it?</p>
<p t="132980" d="1160">You use this..</p>
<p t="134140" d="1540">To draw on this paper..</p>
<p t="135680" d="760">Look...</p>
<p t="136440" d="940">Do you understand? Here..</p>
<p t="137380" d="580">The crayon..</p>
<p t="137960" d="1160">That&#39;s right!</p>
<p t="139120" d="940">With this...</p>
<p t="140060" d="1300">Will you draw mama and papa?</p>
<p t="141360" d="1000">Thank you!</p>
<p t="142600" d="2720">Good, Mama&#39;s just going shopping for a bit,</p>
<p t="145380" d="1880">Who wants to come?</p>
<p t="147260" d="740">You&#39;ll come?</p>
<p t="148000" d="1080">Good, let&#39;s go, let&#39;s go, let&#39;s go!</p>
<p t="149320" d="560">Just this once..</p>
<p t="150200" d="1480">I want to try this age range too...</p>
<p t="151960" d="1320">81 years!</p>
<p t="153280" d="1540">Installl..</p>
<p t="160960" d="500">Good</p>
<p t="162140" d="1300">Hi everyone...</p>
<p t="163440" d="1460">Kizuna Ai here..</p>
<p t="164940" d="1120">Everyone..</p>
<p t="166220" d="1480">...You can see this, can&#39;t you?</p>
<p t="169180" d="740">Ah, I&#39;m glad, I&#39;m glad</p>
<p t="170160" d="500">Oh!</p>
<p t="170700" d="660">You don&#39;t have to do that kind of thing!</p>
<p t="171520" d="1160">I&#39;m fine!</p>
<p t="173240" d="860">I&#39;m fine..</p>
<p t="174100" d="1540">I&#39;m getting off soon anyway..</p>
<p t="175860" d="2000">You&#39;re so kind for thinking of my needs, so..</p>
<p t="177940" d="1120">Take a seat young lady!</p>
<p t="179140" d="2660">Ok, in this case, I&#39;ll take you up on your offer</p>
<p t="182000" d="680">*sits down*</p>
<p t="183000" d="3400">You&#39;re going to be entering work from now, young lady?</p>
<p t="186400" d="860">Ahh..</p>
<p t="187320" d="1840">I see, so then you&#39;re studying..</p>
<p t="189260" d="2000">You must be working hard!</p>
<p t="191620" d="2000">Take this..</p>
<p t="193860" d="980">A candy and..</p>
<p t="195000" d="1040">A cough drop..</p>
<p t="196080" d="2040">After all, a cold&#39;s going round at the moment, right?</p>
<p t="198160" d="1140">The flu and the like..</p>
<p t="199460" d="2000">Next up, I want to try this age a bit too</p>
<p t="201460" d="760">10 years!</p>
<p t="202220" d="1820">Instaall!</p>
<p t="208440" d="2440">Hi everyone! Virtual Youtuber Kizuna Ai here!</p>
<p t="211160" d="720">Ah!</p>
<p t="211960" d="840">Boy!</p>
<p t="213160" d="1580">You&#39;re up late again?!</p>
<p t="214980" d="1240">I&#39;ve stayed silent up to now but..</p>
<p t="216260" d="2640">I warn you that if you do it again, next time I&#39;ll tell the teacher!</p>
<p t="218980" d="1160">I&#39;ll really say it...</p>
<p t="220140" d="500">What?</p>
<p t="220640" d="1660">I&#39;m not an old lady!</p>
<p t="222300" d="1120">I&#39;m only ten years old!</p>
<p t="223700" d="2360">If I&#39;m an old lady, you&#39;re an old man too!</p>
<p t="226060" d="1320">I&#39;m telling on you!</p>
<p t="227380" d="1300">Teacherrrr!!</p>
<p t="228680" d="940">Listen!</p>
<p t="229620" d="1160">He&#39;s staying up late again!</p>
<p t="230780" d="520">Ah!</p>
<p t="231300" d="500">No!</p>
<p t="231800" d="1160">Until a second ago..</p>
<p t="232960" d="1040">He was awake!</p>
<p t="234100" d="2000">Plus he called me an old lady!</p>
<p t="236100" d="1360">It&#39;s true!</p>
<p t="237460" d="1940">Oh wait, I&#39;m also awake....</p>
<p t="239400" d="700">But..</p>
<p t="240880" d="1000">I&#39;m very sorry...</p>
<p t="241880" d="740">Ok...</p>
<p t="242620" d="1480">There&#39;s no way I&#39;m forgiving you!</p>
<p t="244100" d="1160">*sticks tongue out* Bleh!</p>
<p t="245580" d="580">Man...</p>
<p t="246280" d="1400">If I go any further than this...</p>
<p t="247920" d="900">Then...</p>
<p t="248820" d="1640">I feel like it could get dangerous, but...</p>
<p t="250460" d="840">But for the moment..</p>
<p t="251300" d="1360">Let&#39;s try it!</p>
<p t="252660" d="540">5 years!</p>
<p t="253200" d="1320">Installl..</p>
<p t="259340" d="500">Good</p>
<p t="260200" d="1040">My name?</p>
<p t="261580" d="920">Kizuna Ai!</p>
<p t="262500" d="940">Hee, hee</p>
<p t="263440" d="1060">Recently...</p>
<p t="264680" d="2100">There&#39;s a toy I want..</p>
<p t="267140" d="500">Like..</p>
<p t="267980" d="1560">This sort of big...</p>
<p t="269540" d="980">Sparkly...</p>
<p t="270520" d="1260">Thing that you make</p>
<p t="271780" d="1000">That&#39;s what I want, but..</p>
<p t="272780" d="1320">Right now..</p>
<p t="274320" d="3200">I&#39;ll try asking my mom for one!</p>
<p t="277520" d="1320">Mamaaa!</p>
<p t="279040" d="760">Umm..</p>
<p t="280040" d="2000">I&#39;ve done my cleaning chores..</p>
<p t="282160" d="880">He, he, he</p>
<p t="283040" d="820">So, um...</p>
<p t="284020" d="2000">I helped out so...</p>
<p t="286020" d="1420">This sort of...</p>
<p t="287440" d="920">Big..</p>
<p t="288360" d="1380">Shiny thing...</p>
<p t="289740" d="1060">That you make</p>
<p t="291240" d="940">I want it!</p>
<p t="292180" d="900">But...</p>
<p t="293080" d="800">A good girl...</p>
<p t="293880" d="640">Yes!</p>
<p t="294520" d="1720">I&#39;ve been a good girl, right?</p>
<p t="296240" d="800">But..</p>
<p t="297040" d="1680">Will Santa give me one?</p>
<p t="298960" d="2000">It&#39;s December already, so...</p>
<p t="300960" d="680">Yeah!</p>
<p t="301920" d="1620">Yuu-chan and people...</p>
<p t="303780" d="500">Yes</p>
<p t="304280" d="680">That big one..</p>
<p t="304960" d="920">That biig one!</p>
<p t="305880" d="1000">Yuu-chan made one like that, so..</p>
<p t="307320" d="3240">Ai also wants to make a big one!</p>
<p t="310760" d="800">Yeah</p>
<p t="311720" d="1260">I&#39;ll be a good girl, so...</p>
<p t="312980" d="1020">I can..?</p>
<p t="314000" d="900">Really?!</p>
<p t="314900" d="1040">Yaaay!</p>
<p t="315940" d="1440">I love you mama!</p>
<p t="317380" d="840">Hee, hee..</p>
<p t="318340" d="2000">Good, now let&#39;s go back to 16 years!</p>
<p t="320420" d="1540">[Un]install!</p>
<p t="322320" d="820">Ah! Ah!</p>
<p t="325480" d="1940">*crying*</p>
<p t="327800" d="1860">Waaah, aah!</p>
<p t="330000" d="820">*inhales*</p>
<p t="331060" d="1800">Waaa..</p>
<p t="333160" d="2220">Waaah, aaa..</p>
<p t="336980" d="2000">Aaaah..</p>
<p t="339140" d="3680">Ooh, ooh, ooooh..</p>
<p t="344800" d="1840">Ahh, eeh, aah..</p>
<p t="346780" d="2000">Ooh, ooh..</p>
<p t="349040" d="1200">Aah, ooh, ah, ooh..</p>
<p t="350860" d="2000">Ah, aiya..</p>
<p t="353220" d="2000">Aah, ooh..</p>
<p t="355220" d="1360">Eeh, heee..</p>
<p t="358060" d="2000">[I&#39;m full of regret]</p>
<p t="360260" d="1580">There&#39;s more at the end!</p>
<p t="362220" d="1620">Translated by dave mcfrank and Hideo-kun　(∩´∀｀)∩</p>
<p t="372540" d="940">*giggling*</p>
<p t="373860" d="1280">Ah, eh, ooh?</p>
<p t="375400" d="680">Ooh?</p>
<p t="376580" d="780">Ooh, ah, ha!</p>
<p t="377820" d="880">Eey!</p>
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