WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.600 --> 00:00:02.920 Hi everyone! Virtual Youtuber Kizuna Ai here! 00:00:03.080 --> 00:00:06.480 Everyone, what's your age preference for the opposite sex? 00:00:06.520 --> 00:00:08.400 There are those who like people older than them... 00:00:08.400 --> 00:00:09.920 Those who like people younger than them... 00:00:10.120 --> 00:00:11.940 And people who are in... kind of... dangerous waters.. 00:00:12.060 --> 00:00:12.560 [Ew] 00:00:12.580 --> 00:00:14.700 I think you can divide people's preferences into many categories, but yeah.. 00:00:14.900 --> 00:00:15.700 Of course... 00:00:15.860 --> 00:00:18.500 I look about 16 years old, right? 00:00:18.700 --> 00:00:19.920 If you ask me why... 00:00:20.120 --> 00:00:22.640 Well, actually I don't really age or anything.. 00:00:22.640 --> 00:00:23.280 Because I'm an AI 00:00:23.280 --> 00:00:23.900 But... 00:00:23.900 --> 00:00:25.580 After conducting some Deep Learning... 00:00:25.780 --> 00:00:28.540 It seemed like this age was the best... 00:00:28.540 --> 00:00:30.380 So I say that I'm 16 years old! 00:00:30.380 --> 00:00:31.540 No, well... well.. 00:00:31.640 --> 00:00:33.280 Something roughly around 16.. 00:00:33.580 --> 00:00:34.620 A high school student! A high school student! 00:00:34.620 --> 00:00:35.560 In short... 00:00:35.680 --> 00:00:37.120 I thought, it's probably possible to change my age... 00:00:37.120 --> 00:00:40.300 To suit my needs.. 00:00:40.300 --> 00:00:41.380 People who like older women... 00:00:41.380 --> 00:00:43.300 people with various age preferences... 00:00:43.300 --> 00:00:44.780 ... and to please different people's tastes.. 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:46.680 No, I'm not tricking people 00:00:46.680 --> 00:00:47.520 After all, everyone does it! 00:00:47.520 --> 00:00:48.940 Lying about your age and stuff, for instance 00:00:48.940 --> 00:00:50.240 It's just marketing, marketing.. 00:00:50.240 --> 00:00:50.760 Having said that 00:00:50.760 --> 00:00:51.500 In this occasion.. 00:00:51.640 --> 00:00:53.920 I think I want to try installing various ages! 00:00:54.160 --> 00:00:57.800 Everyone, tell me in the comments what age you prefer, yeah? 00:00:57.800 --> 00:00:59.420 In that case, let's get started! 00:00:59.620 --> 00:01:01.820 Let's start from here, going through the whole range 00:01:02.100 --> 00:01:03.340 21 years old... 00:01:03.800 --> 00:01:05.120 Instaaaall! 00:01:10.840 --> 00:01:11.480 Good! 00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:13.060 Hello, I'm Kizuna Ai! 00:01:13.180 --> 00:01:14.320 Hehe, well.. 00:01:14.760 --> 00:01:15.260 Um, 00:01:15.260 --> 00:01:15.760 Did you see? 00:01:15.780 --> 00:01:17.500 That professor's so funny, isn't he! 00:01:17.500 --> 00:01:18.820 Did you see his face? 00:01:18.820 --> 00:01:21.040 How do I say it, he's very adorable.. 00:01:21.120 --> 00:01:22.360 Also, it looks like... 00:01:22.360 --> 00:01:23.600 I've heard he and his wife are fighting.. 00:01:23.600 --> 00:01:24.240 Eh, but you know.. 00:01:24.240 --> 00:01:25.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 00:01:25.240 --> 00:01:27.000 That professor's lazy, isn't he? 00:01:27.000 --> 00:01:27.500 Yeah.. 00:01:27.500 --> 00:01:29.020 If you just ask him.. 00:01:29.020 --> 00:01:30.260 He always lets you off just like that.. 00:01:30.260 --> 00:01:31.420 Hey, hey, heey 00:01:31.520 --> 00:01:33.520 Would you let me lay my head on your lap for a moment? 00:01:33.580 --> 00:01:34.980 I think I'm very drunk 00:01:35.060 --> 00:01:35.740 Eh? Come on... 00:01:35.740 --> 00:01:37.160 Eh? Come on, don't be mean... 00:01:37.160 --> 00:01:38.700 Let me lay my head on your lap.. 00:01:38.920 --> 00:01:39.580 Can I? 00:01:39.580 --> 00:01:40.080 (￣ω￣) 00:01:40.120 --> 00:01:41.280 Ok, next up! 00:01:41.280 --> 00:01:42.760 The 'older' age, that's very trendy at the moment 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:43.420 So in this case.. 00:01:43.540 --> 00:01:44.720 34 years! 00:01:44.720 --> 00:01:46.140 Instaaaall! 00:01:51.220 --> 00:01:53.220 Hi everyone, Kizuna Ai here 00:01:53.540 --> 00:01:54.820 Ahh, amazing! 00:01:54.960 --> 00:01:56.960 That's a really good drawing! 00:01:57.200 --> 00:01:57.700 What's this? 00:01:57.740 --> 00:01:58.400 Mama? 00:01:58.480 --> 00:01:59.420 Ah! 00:01:59.420 --> 00:02:00.700 Incredible! 00:02:01.100 --> 00:02:02.720 Look, compared to before... 00:02:02.780 --> 00:02:04.780 You've gotten really good at drawing, haven't you? 00:02:04.780 --> 00:02:06.600 You've drew me with a dress? 00:02:06.600 --> 00:02:07.700 Ah, thankk you very much! 00:02:07.700 --> 00:02:08.460 You've done great! 00:02:08.460 --> 00:02:09.280 Ah! 00:02:09.520 --> 00:02:11.160 Hey, Yuu-kun! 00:02:11.160 --> 00:02:12.980 Doodling on the floor isn't allowed, is it? 00:02:12.980 --> 00:02:14.140 You use this.. 00:02:14.140 --> 00:02:15.680 To draw on this paper.. 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:16.440 Look... 00:02:16.440 --> 00:02:17.380 Do you understand? Here.. 00:02:17.380 --> 00:02:17.960 The crayon.. 00:02:17.960 --> 00:02:19.120 That's right! 00:02:19.120 --> 00:02:20.060 With this... 00:02:20.060 --> 00:02:21.360 Will you draw mama and papa? 00:02:21.360 --> 00:02:22.360 Thank you! 00:02:22.600 --> 00:02:25.320 Good, Mama's just going shopping for a bit, 00:02:25.380 --> 00:02:27.260 Who wants to come? 00:02:27.260 --> 00:02:28.000 You'll come? 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:29.080 Good, let's go, let's go, let's go! 00:02:29.320 --> 00:02:29.880 Just this once.. 00:02:30.200 --> 00:02:31.680 I want to try this age range too... 00:02:31.960 --> 00:02:33.280 81 years! 00:02:33.280 --> 00:02:34.820 Installl.. 00:02:40.960 --> 00:02:41.460 Good 00:02:42.140 --> 00:02:43.440 Hi everyone... 00:02:43.440 --> 00:02:44.900 Kizuna Ai here.. 00:02:44.940 --> 00:02:46.060 Everyone.. 00:02:46.220 --> 00:02:47.700 ...You can see this, can't you? 00:02:49.180 --> 00:02:49.920 Ah, I'm glad, I'm glad 00:02:50.160 --> 00:02:50.660 Oh! 00:02:50.700 --> 00:02:51.360 You don't have to do that kind of thing! 00:02:51.520 --> 00:02:52.680 I'm fine! 00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:54.100 I'm fine.. 00:02:54.100 --> 00:02:55.640 I'm getting off soon anyway.. 00:02:55.860 --> 00:02:57.860 You're so kind for thinking of my needs, so.. 00:02:57.940 --> 00:02:59.060 Take a seat young lady! 00:02:59.140 --> 00:03:01.800 Ok, in this case, I'll take you up on your offer 00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:02.680 *sits down* 00:03:03.000 --> 00:03:06.400 You're going to be entering work from now, young lady? 00:03:06.400 --> 00:03:07.260 Ahh.. 00:03:07.320 --> 00:03:09.160 I see, so then you're studying.. 00:03:09.260 --> 00:03:11.260 You must be working hard! 00:03:11.620 --> 00:03:13.620 Take this.. 00:03:13.860 --> 00:03:14.840 A candy and.. 00:03:15.000 --> 00:03:16.040 A cough drop.. 00:03:16.080 --> 00:03:18.120 After all, a cold's going round at the moment, right? 00:03:18.160 --> 00:03:19.300 The flu and the like.. 00:03:19.460 --> 00:03:21.460 Next up, I want to try this age a bit too 00:03:21.460 --> 00:03:22.220 10 years! 00:03:22.220 --> 00:03:24.040 Instaall! 00:03:28.440 --> 00:03:30.880 Hi everyone! Virtual Youtuber Kizuna Ai here! 00:03:31.160 --> 00:03:31.880 Ah! 00:03:31.960 --> 00:03:32.800 Boy! 00:03:33.160 --> 00:03:34.740 You're up late again?! 00:03:34.980 --> 00:03:36.220 I've stayed silent up to now but.. 00:03:36.260 --> 00:03:38.900 I warn you that if you do it again, next time I'll tell the teacher! 00:03:38.980 --> 00:03:40.140 I'll really say it... 00:03:40.140 --> 00:03:40.640 What? 00:03:40.640 --> 00:03:42.300 I'm not an old lady! 00:03:42.300 --> 00:03:43.420 I'm only ten years old! 00:03:43.700 --> 00:03:46.060 If I'm an old lady, you're an old man too! 00:03:46.060 --> 00:03:47.380 I'm telling on you! 00:03:47.380 --> 00:03:48.680 Teacherrrr!! 00:03:48.680 --> 00:03:49.620 Listen! 00:03:49.620 --> 00:03:50.780 He's staying up late again! 00:03:50.780 --> 00:03:51.300 Ah! 00:03:51.300 --> 00:03:51.800 No! 00:03:51.800 --> 00:03:52.960 Until a second ago.. 00:03:52.960 --> 00:03:54.000 He was awake! 00:03:54.100 --> 00:03:56.100 Plus he called me an old lady! 00:03:56.100 --> 00:03:57.460 It's true! 00:03:57.460 --> 00:03:59.400 Oh wait, I'm also awake.... 00:03:59.400 --> 00:04:00.100 But.. 00:04:00.880 --> 00:04:01.880 I'm very sorry... 00:04:01.880 --> 00:04:02.620 Ok... 00:04:02.620 --> 00:04:04.100 There's no way I'm forgiving you! 00:04:04.100 --> 00:04:05.260 *sticks tongue out* Bleh! 00:04:05.580 --> 00:04:06.160 Man... 00:04:06.280 --> 00:04:07.680 If I go any further than this... 00:04:07.920 --> 00:04:08.820 Then... 00:04:08.820 --> 00:04:10.460 I feel like it could get dangerous, but... 00:04:10.460 --> 00:04:11.300 But for the moment.. 00:04:11.300 --> 00:04:12.660 Let's try it! 00:04:12.660 --> 00:04:13.200 5 years! 00:04:13.200 --> 00:04:14.520 Installl.. 00:04:19.340 --> 00:04:19.840 Good 00:04:20.200 --> 00:04:21.240 My name? 00:04:21.580 --> 00:04:22.500 Kizuna Ai! 00:04:22.500 --> 00:04:23.440 Hee, hee 00:04:23.440 --> 00:04:24.500 Recently... 00:04:24.680 --> 00:04:26.780 There's a toy I want.. 00:04:27.140 --> 00:04:27.640 Like.. 00:04:27.980 --> 00:04:29.540 This sort of big... 00:04:29.540 --> 00:04:30.520 Sparkly... 00:04:30.520 --> 00:04:31.780 Thing that you make 00:04:31.780 --> 00:04:32.780 That's what I want, but.. 00:04:32.780 --> 00:04:34.100 Right now.. 00:04:34.320 --> 00:04:37.520 I'll try asking my mom for one! 00:04:37.520 --> 00:04:38.840 Mamaaa! 00:04:39.040 --> 00:04:39.800 Umm.. 00:04:40.040 --> 00:04:42.040 I've done my cleaning chores.. 00:04:42.160 --> 00:04:43.040 He, he, he 00:04:43.040 --> 00:04:43.860 So, um... 00:04:44.020 --> 00:04:46.020 I helped out so... 00:04:46.020 --> 00:04:47.440 This sort of... 00:04:47.440 --> 00:04:48.360 Big.. 00:04:48.360 --> 00:04:49.740 Shiny thing... 00:04:49.740 --> 00:04:50.800 That you make 00:04:51.240 --> 00:04:52.180 I want it! 00:04:52.180 --> 00:04:53.080 But... 00:04:53.080 --> 00:04:53.880 A good girl... 00:04:53.880 --> 00:04:54.520 Yes! 00:04:54.520 --> 00:04:56.240 I've been a good girl, right? 00:04:56.240 --> 00:04:57.040 But.. 00:04:57.040 --> 00:04:58.720 Will Santa give me one? 00:04:58.960 --> 00:05:00.960 It's December already, so... 00:05:00.960 --> 00:05:01.640 Yeah! 00:05:01.920 --> 00:05:03.540 Yuu-chan and people... 00:05:03.780 --> 00:05:04.280 Yes 00:05:04.280 --> 00:05:04.960 That big one.. 00:05:04.960 --> 00:05:05.880 That biig one! 00:05:05.880 --> 00:05:06.880 Yuu-chan made one like that, so.. 00:05:07.320 --> 00:05:10.560 Ai also wants to make a big one! 00:05:10.760 --> 00:05:11.560 Yeah 00:05:11.720 --> 00:05:12.980 I'll be a good girl, so... 00:05:12.980 --> 00:05:14.000 I can..? 00:05:14.000 --> 00:05:14.900 Really?! 00:05:14.900 --> 00:05:15.940 Yaaay! 00:05:15.940 --> 00:05:17.380 I love you mama! 00:05:17.380 --> 00:05:18.220 Hee, hee.. 00:05:18.340 --> 00:05:20.340 Good, now let's go back to 16 years! 00:05:20.420 --> 00:05:21.960 [Un]install! 00:05:22.320 --> 00:05:23.140 Ah! Ah! 00:05:25.480 --> 00:05:27.420 *crying* 00:05:27.800 --> 00:05:29.660 Waaah, aah! 00:05:30.000 --> 00:05:30.820 *inhales* 00:05:31.060 --> 00:05:32.860 Waaa.. 00:05:33.160 --> 00:05:35.380 Waaah, aaa.. 00:05:36.980 --> 00:05:38.980 Aaaah.. 00:05:39.140 --> 00:05:42.820 Ooh, ooh, ooooh.. 00:05:44.800 --> 00:05:46.640 Ahh, eeh, aah.. 00:05:46.780 --> 00:05:48.780 Ooh, ooh.. 00:05:49.040 --> 00:05:50.240 Aah, ooh, ah, ooh.. 00:05:50.860 --> 00:05:52.860 Ah, aiya.. 00:05:53.220 --> 00:05:55.220 Aah, ooh.. 00:05:55.220 --> 00:05:56.580 Eeh, heee.. 00:05:58.060 --> 00:06:00.060 [I'm full of regret] 00:06:00.260 --> 00:06:01.840 There's more at the end! 00:06:02.220 --> 00:06:03.840 Translated by dave mcfrank and Hideo-kun　(∩´∀｀)∩ 00:06:12.540 --> 00:06:13.480 *giggling* 00:06:13.860 --> 00:06:15.140 Ah, eh, ooh? 00:06:15.400 --> 00:06:16.080 Ooh? 00:06:16.580 --> 00:06:17.360 Ooh, ah, ha! 00:06:17.820 --> 00:06:18.700 Eey!