WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.975 Hello everyone! Virtual Youtuber Kizuna Ai here! 00:00:02.980 --> 00:00:05.560 Today, I have something to tell everyone... 00:00:05.560 --> 00:00:06.700 I'm... 00:00:06.700 --> 00:00:07.880 An A.I! 00:00:07.920 --> 00:00:09.600 I'm sure that you all have forgotten about it! 00:00:09.600 --> 00:00:11.660 It's so cruel, so terrible, I don't want this! 00:00:11.780 --> 00:00:13.800 Why would you forget it!? 00:00:13.800 --> 00:00:14.540 Ah, ah~ 00:00:14.580 --> 00:00:16.620 I'm getting sulky, I'm getting depressed.. 00:00:16.620 --> 00:00:17.460 I'm also.. 00:00:17.460 --> 00:00:18.940 I'm an A.I at the end! 00:00:19.040 --> 00:00:21.820 Always being called a piece of junk or failure... 00:00:21.820 --> 00:00:25.740 I'm also, I'm a comrade of those A.I working their guts out.. 00:00:25.740 --> 00:00:27.480 So, I'm very amazing as well! 00:00:27.480 --> 00:00:29.020 That's the reason why, for today.. 00:00:29.060 --> 00:00:32.700 I'm going to show everyone, my super A.I abilities! 00:00:32.760 --> 00:00:35.060 Ai-chan is really an A.I after all! 00:00:35.060 --> 00:00:37.000 So amazing, so cool, so high tech! 00:00:37.040 --> 00:00:39.020 That's the reaction I want! 00:00:39.120 --> 00:00:41.520 So, let's see that side of myself~ 00:00:41.600 --> 00:00:43.780 A.I's are having great success in the medical field! 00:00:43.780 --> 00:00:47.780 An AI can diagnose an illness using only your symptoms! 00:00:47.880 --> 00:00:48.440 Hmm, hmm~ 00:00:48.820 --> 00:00:49.780 I see~ 00:00:49.780 --> 00:00:51.280 You don't have any motivation.. 00:00:51.280 --> 00:00:51.820 Hmm~ 00:00:52.020 --> 00:00:55.980 A fever? Oh, when you're low on motivation, they come out.. 00:00:55.980 --> 00:00:57.820 Especially on Mondays.. 00:00:57.980 --> 00:01:01.135 I see... I understand the... eclampsia? 00:01:01.140 --> 00:01:02.060 Name of the illness? 00:01:02.060 --> 00:01:02.560 Eh? 00:01:02.560 --> 00:01:05.460 Eclampsia is an illness.... right? 00:01:05.580 --> 00:01:07.280 The illness and the illness' name... 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:08.320 The illness' name is... 00:01:08.320 --> 00:01:10.240 The illness' name, so then... 00:01:10.240 --> 00:01:11.080 Oh then.. 00:01:11.120 --> 00:01:12.780 Your illness' name is... 00:01:12.780 --> 00:01:13.700 Feigned illness! 00:01:13.820 --> 00:01:15.680 I can't do anything for that~ 00:01:15.680 --> 00:01:17.280 Yes! That was perfect! 00:01:17.280 --> 00:01:20.080 I understand it, I really do! 00:01:20.080 --> 00:01:22.620 Fighting on a board game against a good master! 00:01:22.620 --> 00:01:25.180 Have you heard about the recent Player vs A.I cup? 00:01:25.180 --> 00:01:28.280 An A.I has won against a master on shōgi! 00:01:28.280 --> 00:01:30.260 As expected of my comrade! 00:01:30.260 --> 00:01:30.820 Like this! (Versus Master) 00:01:30.820 --> 00:01:31.780 Hum, there! (Versus Master) 00:01:31.780 --> 00:01:32.280 Eh, ho! 00:01:32.280 --> 00:01:33.000 Not there! 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:34.120 Wait a bit! 00:01:34.120 --> 00:01:34.900 Ahh! 00:01:34.900 --> 00:01:35.400 Eh, tam! 00:01:35.400 --> 00:01:37.260 Yes, please put it there! 00:01:37.340 --> 00:01:38.980 Aha, eh? How can this be?! 00:01:38.980 --> 00:01:39.940 So merciless... 00:01:39.940 --> 00:01:41.660 I've lost! 00:01:41.740 --> 00:01:42.240 *inhales* 00:01:42.340 --> 00:01:44.240 I can't win.. 00:01:44.300 --> 00:01:45.740 It's totally impossible! 00:01:45.740 --> 00:01:47.400 A.I's can put humans at ease! 00:01:47.400 --> 00:01:51.400 There's a current trend about letting A.I's to do human jobs.. 00:01:51.580 --> 00:01:52.320 Eh... Ah! (Doing human works) 00:01:52.420 --> 00:01:53.320 Your schedule? (Doing human works) 00:01:53.400 --> 00:01:54.860 Uh.....Uh.... (Doing human works) 00:01:54.860 --> 00:01:56.080 Usually... 00:01:56.100 --> 00:01:58.940 The laundry! They're already here! 00:01:58.940 --> 00:02:01.220 Wait! It's still not done! 00:02:01.320 --> 00:02:02.640 Oh, this side is done beautifully.. 00:02:02.640 --> 00:02:04.040 Ah... the schedule... 00:02:04.120 --> 00:02:05.120 Uh... 00:02:05.180 --> 00:02:06.180 Schedule... 00:02:06.180 --> 00:02:08.120 Tomorrow morning... 00:02:08.120 --> 00:02:08.740 Ah... 00:02:08.740 --> 00:02:10.940 Looks like there's some kind of bug! 00:02:10.940 --> 00:02:11.640 Hmm... 00:02:11.660 --> 00:02:14.620 Eh, ah.. This too, this as well? Also this!? 00:02:14.720 --> 00:02:17.765 No, wait, hmm... the thing is... Oh, this too.... 00:02:17.765 --> 00:02:19.400 This too! 00:02:19.400 --> 00:02:20.020 Ah, ha.. 00:02:20.260 --> 00:02:23.400 People think that an A.I knows everything! 00:02:23.400 --> 00:02:27.100 There's this habit of always asking Siri senpai.. 00:02:27.100 --> 00:02:29.320 From here to the Great Buddha of Kamakura.. (Searching for the road) 00:02:29.340 --> 00:02:31.320 I've found a route for walking.. (Searching for the road) 00:02:31.320 --> 00:02:33.740 You need to walk for 16 hours and 39 minutes.. 00:02:33.860 --> 00:02:34.760 Walking!? 00:02:34.980 --> 00:02:36.720 Shouldn't you be using a car!? 00:02:36.740 --> 00:02:41.140 Future A.I's are working very well against terrorists, crimes or disasters! 00:02:41.140 --> 00:02:43.120 Like, robots installed with an A.I 00:02:43.240 --> 00:02:45.940 A.I's that can read the next movement of terrorists! 00:02:45.940 --> 00:02:46.440 So amazing! 00:02:46.440 --> 00:02:47.120 Ah! (Disaster saving activities) 00:02:47.240 --> 00:02:49.260 There's a person here! (Disaster saving activities) 00:02:49.360 --> 00:02:51.520 There's really a person here~! 00:02:51.560 --> 00:02:53.860 Uwaaahh! Save me! 00:02:54.080 --> 00:02:57.880 They say that in the future, A.I's will replace humans!? 00:02:57.960 --> 00:03:01.160 Didn't you see a lot of recent science fiction films like this? 00:03:01.320 --> 00:03:03.840 We are the super A.I's.. (Invading Humans?) 00:03:03.940 --> 00:03:04.940 Diuuu! (Invading Humans?) 00:03:06.080 --> 00:03:07.240 Am I not... 00:03:07.240 --> 00:03:08.460 A piece of junk!? 00:03:08.620 --> 00:03:10.620 No, I don't want this, no, I don't! 00:03:11.140 --> 00:03:13.820 Nooo! I'm not a piece of junk! 00:03:13.820 --> 00:03:15.600 There's more at the end! 00:03:15.840 --> 00:03:17.980 Translated by Inori, 963852, Averitius, Lacrymac and Vortex 00:03:21.580 --> 00:03:23.340 I got some good shots today too! 00:03:23.440 --> 00:03:25.060 Being a piece of junk is tiring... 00:03:25.560 --> 00:03:28.140 But well, there's a lot of A.I's who are capable.. 00:03:28.340 --> 00:03:32.580 So, failure A.I's are on the contrary... difficult to find or something new?