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<c.colorFFB266><b>Good morning, everyone!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Six in the morning</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>is upon us once more.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>This time, though, it's Friday,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>the last workday of the week!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>You have to give your best today, so...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! </b>​</c><c.color000000><b>Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!</b></c>

00:01:08.886 --> 00:01:09.686 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! </b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! Wake up! </b>​</c><c.color000000><b>Wake up! Wake up!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! Wake up! </b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>Wake up! Wake up!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! </b>​</c><c.color000000><b>Wake up!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! </b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>Wake up!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up, okay?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>If you're bad at getting up early,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>if you get habituated to</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>watching Morning Coco Live,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>you may manage to always wake up.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>That said,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>we have lots of news</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>to inform you about,
so let's have a look, shall we?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Aah...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>As you can see,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>there's been a crowd rattling</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>above my head, every morning,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>for the entire week.
This crowd is none other</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>than today's viewer-commentators!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Good morning!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Ehehe.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Good morning!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Everyone's energetically</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>saying "good morning" and
"rattle rattle".</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>We seem to have lots of
things to inform you about,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>but we have to start it off
with this.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>A pathetic report!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Oh my!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Some days ago, this stream</b></c>

00:02:05.540 --> 00:02:08.280
<c.colorFFB266><b>called "Shadow Game" was realized,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>and it was perplexing,
a totally random stream.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>It was broadcast</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>from Aqua-paisen's channel,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>and, oh my...!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Just to begin with,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>from the very start of this stream,</b></c>

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<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Ms. Marine's choppy resolution</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Marine-paisen's resolution</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>was very choppy, and
everyone could tell.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Just compare them;
she's as choppy as it gets.</b></c>

00:02:36.880 --> 00:02:40.870
<c.colorFFB266><b>You'd think she'd just been
through the chopping board.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>And, to top it off,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>this stream's gimmick</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>had a special rule: They'd play games</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>and for each loss, their bodies would</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>gradually start fading away.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>And you won't believe it...</b></c>

00:02:55.080 --> 00:03:47.750 position:70% line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Disappearing and exploding in mere 30 minutes</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Both have pretty much disappeared 30 min in.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Barely 30 minutes in,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>they're too transparent to be seen</b></c>

00:03:04.750 --> 00:03:06.780
<c.colorFFB266><b>and the punchline was
an explosion.</b></c>

00:03:07.180 --> 00:03:09.050
<c.colorFFB266><b>This is...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Hmm...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>This is pretty pathetic,
don't you think?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Let's see what you guys think:</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"wew"</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"lol"</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"explosions for a punchline?
simply the worst"</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Uh...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"what a mess lol"</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Hm...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Many people are saying</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>explosions for a punchline</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>is simply the worst, now this is...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>We'll have to agree.
This was pathetic.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>No doubt about it, if you ask me.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Well...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Speaking of pathetic...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>there was even more of it</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>yesterday, wasn't there?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Oh my!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFFC00><b>7/2 Stream on Ookami Mio's channel</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Some days ago, we did―</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>We did it yesterday, actually.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>The Onomatopoeia King Competition.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>I see that</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Ms. Kiryu C.Co participated,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>but this was a stream that took place
on Mio-paisen's channel.</b></c>

00:04:06.630 --> 00:04:08.870
<c.colorFFB266><b>And you won't believe it!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Some of you seem to
know already,</b></c>

00:04:12.510 --> 00:04:54.480 position:59% line:68%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Unbelievable: Oversleeps
and doesn't make it in time for stream</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>but much to everyone's surprise,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>unlikely as it may sound,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Someone was late for this stream...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Ms. Sakura Miko!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Unbelievable, she overslept</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>and didn't make it in time...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>This is...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Well...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Pathetic, isn't it?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>This is no doubt― I see someone trembling.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>This is,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>uuh...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>I guess even an elite can be
pathetic sometimes.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>However,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>truth is, a little while</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>before the stream started―
The stream was scheduled for 7 PM.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>The stream would start at 7 PM,</b></c>

00:04:54.480 --> 00:06:03.150 position:61% line:78%
<c.colorFFFC00><b>Tweets at 18:33 (Stream starts at 7 PM)</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>and, as you see here,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>at 6:33 PM,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Miko-paisen posted "Nyahello!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>This is today's schedule!"</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>on Twitter, did anyone see it?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>The tweet was</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>posted on 6:33 PM,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>so this should mean</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>that she's preparing for the 7 PM stream.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>She oughta be, right?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Or so you'd think, but...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>This got posted</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>at 6:33 PM, but the exact hour</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>the members gathered</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>to prepare for this stream</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>was 6:40 PM.</b></c>

00:05:41.090 --> 00:05:45.840 position:63%
<c.colorFFB266><b>So when the members gathered at 6:40 PM,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>they were like, "Miko-paisen tweeted
7 minutes ago, so there's no problem."</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"She'll soon be here, right?"</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"Any time now."</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"..."</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"Where is she?"</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"Why isn't she coming?!"</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"Where did she go?!" and so on.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Everyone started to get nervous by then.</b></c>

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<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Ms. Shirakami Fubuki's Soulful Call</b></c>

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<c.colorC7EFFD>@SakuraMiko MIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Even she,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Fubuki-paisen let out a soulful</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>call for her, to no avail.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>This call happened at 6:53 PM,</b></c>

00:06:13.600 --> 00:06:16.730 position:63%
<c.colorFFB266><b>13 minutes after everyone had assembled.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>That's when it sank in.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Everyone panicked,
"Did she forget?"</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"No way she'd forget, right?"</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"But..."</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"Did she fall asleep?"</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"Is she sleeping?"</b></c>

00:06:25.690 --> 00:06:28.770 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>That's what everyone was thinking then.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>But, even so,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>considering how she</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>had tweeted three minu―
seven minutes earlier,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>it's unlikely she'd tweet and sleep after.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>I'm sure you're considering that.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Here's a secret for you guys:</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Remember this stream?</b></c>

00:06:43.280 --> 00:07:41.050 position:61% line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>6/25 Stream on Murasaki Shion's channel</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Some time ago,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>I did this stream.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>On June 25th,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>on Murasaki Shion's channel,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>we aired this Kanji Battle stream.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>The thing is...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>When we did this,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>the members were</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>me, Shion-paisen, and A-chan,
this trio.</b></c>

00:07:07.770 --> 00:07:09.190
<c.colorFFB266><b>But, actually,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>when we first assembled to prepare,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>only Ms. A-chan and I were there.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>So, we also</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>*oh shion*</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>considered that Shion-paisen</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>was possibly still asleep.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Just a vague suspicion.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>But, just like in the other case,
Shion-paisen had,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>just a few</b></c>

00:07:28.100 --> 00:07:31.330 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>minutes ago, roughly 10 minutes ago,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>she tweeted.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>So we figured it was fine.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"She tweeted 10 minutes ago,
it's fine."</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>As such,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Ms. A-chan and I waited for her.</b></c>

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<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Shion tweeted minutes ago, but
didn't show up for assembly time</b></c>

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<c.colorA39FDC>Alright!!
What will we do if Shion-paisen doesn't show up?</c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Ultimately,</b></c>

00:07:43.790 --> 00:07:46.370 position:69%
<c.colorFFB266><b>she didn't appear when we agreed to assemble</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>and airing time drew ever closer.</b></c>

00:07:49.490 --> 00:07:52.630
<c.colorFFB266><b>Both Ms. A-chan and I were quite</b></c>

00:07:52.630 --> 00:07:54.250
<c.colorFFB266><b>troubled by that.</b></c>

00:07:54.250 --> 00:07:55.150
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Oh no... Oh no..."</b></c>

00:07:55.150 --> 00:07:55.590
<c.colorFFB266><b>"wuh?"</b></c>

00:07:55.590 --> 00:07:56.490
<c.colorFFB266><b>"How can</b></c>

00:07:56.490 --> 00:07:57.700
<c.colorFFB266><b>Shion-senpai</b></c>

00:07:57.700 --> 00:08:00.050
<c.colorFFB266><b>be asleep if she's made a tweet?
Is she really sleeping?"</b></c>

00:08:00.050 --> 00:08:01.320
<c.colorFFB266><b>And so on.</b></c>

00:08:01.320 --> 00:08:02.600
<c.colorFFB266><b>But, in the end,</b></c>

00:08:02.600 --> 00:08:05.790
<c.colorFFB266><b>when it was about airing time,</b></c>

00:08:05.790 --> 00:08:08.210
<c.colorFFB266><b>Shion appeared,</b></c>

00:08:08.210 --> 00:08:08.880
<c.colorFFB266><b>even though</b></c>

00:08:08.880 --> 00:08:11.480 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>she didn't make it for assembling time.</b></c>

00:08:11.480 --> 00:08:13.190
<c.colorFFB266><b>When she finally showed up,</b></c>

00:08:12.710 --> 00:08:23.080 size:66% position:33% line:68%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>"Phew, that was close
I was asleep."</b></c>

00:08:13.190 --> 00:08:14.810
<c.colorFFB266><b>she said, "phew, that was close.</b></c>

00:08:15.180 --> 00:08:16.880
<c.colorFFB266><b>I was asleep."
She was asleep.</b></c>

00:08:16.880 --> 00:08:18.490
<c.colorFFB266><b>We asked how was she asleep,</b></c>

00:08:18.490 --> 00:08:21.840
<c.colorFFB266><b>considering she had
tweeted 10 minutes earlier.</b></c>

00:08:21.840 --> 00:08:23.610
<c.colorFFB266><b>And her reply was,</b></c>

00:08:23.080 --> 00:08:48.710 size:84% position:42% line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>"That was a scheduled post"</b></c>

00:08:23.610 --> 00:08:25.690
<c.colorFFB266><b>"That was a scheduled tweet."</b></c>

00:08:25.690 --> 00:08:27.030
<c.colorFFB266><b>This was when</b></c>

00:08:27.030 --> 00:08:30.120
<c.colorFFB266><b>I learned how fearsome</b></c>

00:08:30.120 --> 00:08:34.740
<c.colorFFB266><b>scheduled posts can be.</b></c>

00:08:34.740 --> 00:08:36.310
<c.colorFFB266><b>Oh well.</b></c>

00:08:36.310 --> 00:08:38.410
<c.colorFFB266><b>This is... kind of...</b></c>

00:08:38.410 --> 00:08:40.700
<c.colorFFB266><b>When a tweet is scheduled,</b></c>

00:08:40.700 --> 00:08:44.340 position:70%
<c.colorFFB266><b>it doesn't matter how long ago it was posted,</b></c>

00:08:44.340 --> 00:08:45.930
<c.colorFFB266><b>it becomes irrelevant.</b></c>

00:08:45.930 --> 00:08:47.310
<c.colorFFB266><b>In regards to this,</b></c>

00:08:47.310 --> 00:08:49.010
<c.colorFFB266><b>this is what Expert C had to say:</b></c>

00:08:48.710 --> 00:09:57.380 position:66% line:68%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>The schedule post function has made
stalking celebrities in real-time obsolete</b></c>

00:08:49.940 --> 00:08:52.660 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>"The schedule fun― The schedule post</b></c>

00:08:52.660 --> 00:08:54.800
<c.colorFFB266><b>function has made</b></c>

00:08:54.800 --> 00:08:57.270 position:69%
<c.colorFFB266><b>stalking celebrities in real-time obsolete."</b></c>

00:08:57.270 --> 00:08:58.830
<c.colorFFB266><b>You can't stalk</b></c>

00:08:58.830 --> 00:09:02.050
<c.colorFFB266><b>celebrities in real-time anymore.</b></c>

00:09:02.050 --> 00:09:03.900
<c.colorFFB266><b>Don't you see it often?</b></c>

00:09:03.900 --> 00:09:05.890
<c.colorFFB266><b>Checking out if, during Christmas,</b></c>

00:09:05.890 --> 00:09:08.440
<c.colorFFB266><b>a voice actress isn't, y'know...</b></c>

00:09:08.440 --> 00:09:09.350
<c.colorFFB266><b>Doing... y'know?</b></c>

00:09:09.350 --> 00:09:13.050 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Going to her BF's house behind our backs.</b></c>

00:09:13.050 --> 00:09:15.110
<c.colorFFB266><b>The otaku do it every year.</b></c>

00:09:15.110 --> 00:09:16.790
<c.colorFFB266><b>They do, don't they?</b></c>

00:09:16.790 --> 00:09:20.130
<c.colorFFB266><b>By using this function,</b></c>

00:09:20.130 --> 00:09:21.550
<c.colorFFB266><b>it completely</b></c>

00:09:21.550 --> 00:09:24.540
<c.colorFFB266><b>throws stalkers off the trail.</b></c>

00:09:24.540 --> 00:09:25.710
<c.colorFFB266><b>Since, y'know,</b></c>

00:09:25.710 --> 00:09:28.600
<c.colorFFB266><b>they can post it ahead of time,</b></c>

00:09:28.600 --> 00:09:30.470
<c.colorFFB266><b>saying they're at home</b></c>

00:09:30.470 --> 00:09:33.980 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>eating dinner, posting a selfie even.</b></c>

00:09:33.980 --> 00:09:36.220
<c.colorFFB266><b>But they can just post that</b></c>

00:09:36.220 --> 00:09:38.740
<c.colorFFB266><b>way ahead of time now.</b></c>

00:09:38.740 --> 00:09:40.120
<c.colorFFB266><b>Oh weeeeell...</b></c>

00:09:40.120 --> 00:09:40.510
<c.colorFFB266><b>Well.</b></c>

00:09:40.510 --> 00:09:43.200
<c.colorFFB266><b>But then there's Ms. Kiryu Coco.</b></c>

00:09:43.200 --> 00:09:45.370
<c.colorFFB266><b>A very serious, proper,</b></c>

00:09:45.370 --> 00:09:48.760 position:63%
<c.colorFFB266><b>and sincere pro idol like Ms. Kiryu Coco</b></c>

00:09:48.760 --> 00:09:50.320
<c.colorFFB266><b>would never do that.</b></c>

00:09:50.320 --> 00:09:53.840
<c.colorFFB266><b>She never lies or fakes anything,</b></c>

00:09:53.840 --> 00:09:56.280
<c.colorFFB266><b>I'll even tell you that</b></c>

00:09:56.280 --> 00:09:58.720
<c.colorFFB266><b>she's already scheduled a post</b></c>

00:09:57.380 --> 00:11:14.480 size:81% position:41% line:71%
<c.colorFFFC00><b>The ideal sincere pro idol</b></c>

00:09:57.380 --> 00:11:14.480 align:start position:0% line:43%
<c.colorFEFEFE>SEGA and I had a fantastic night together</c>

00:09:58.720 --> 00:10:02.880
<c.colorFFB266><b>to go up on this year's Christmas.</b></c>

00:10:02.880 --> 00:10:04.880
<c.colorFFB266><b>She doesn't lie.</b></c>

00:10:04.880 --> 00:10:06.780
<c.colorFFB266><b>This is a prediction.</b></c>

00:10:06.780 --> 00:10:09.380
<c.colorFFB266><b>She'll be with her BF, ＳＥ→ＧＡ↑,</b></c>

00:10:09.380 --> 00:10:12.450
<c.colorFFB266><b>having a fantastic night.</b></c>

00:10:12.450 --> 00:10:14.540
<c.colorFFB266><b>You can trust Coco, guys.</b></c>

00:10:14.540 --> 00:10:15.850
<c.colorFFB266><b>As you can see―</b></c>

00:10:15.850 --> 00:10:16.650
<c.colorFFB266><b>Well, to be honest,</b></c>

00:10:16.650 --> 00:10:19.470
<c.colorFFB266><b>from where I comed from―</b></c>

00:10:19.470 --> 00:10:21.480
<c.colorFFB266><b>came...</b></c>

00:10:21.480 --> 00:10:22.650
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uh... Uh...</b></c>

00:10:22.650 --> 00:10:24.840
<c.colorFFB266><b>Back in the US of Dragon America,</b></c>

00:10:24.840 --> 00:10:27.250
<c.colorFFB266><b>Christmas is</b></c>

00:10:27.250 --> 00:10:31.730
<c.colorFFB266><b>not a day you spend with
your boyfriend.</b></c>

00:10:31.730 --> 00:10:34.960
<c.colorFFB266><b>This is a Japan-exclusive thing,
did you know?</b></c>

00:10:34.960 --> 00:10:35.960
<c.colorFFB266><b>Erm...</b></c>

00:10:35.960 --> 00:10:38.150
<c.colorFFB266><b>Christmas means family,</b></c>

00:10:38.150 --> 00:10:41.490
<c.colorFFB266><b>a day to spend with your family.</b></c>

00:10:41.490 --> 00:10:45.480
<c.colorFFB266><b>As for me, my family comes over
from Friday to Sunday,</b></c>

00:10:45.480 --> 00:10:47.550 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>and you can hear them on my streams even,</b></c>

00:10:47.550 --> 00:10:50.960
<c.colorFFB266><b>so I'd personally like
some distance from my family.</b></c>

00:10:50.960 --> 00:10:52.870
<c.colorFFB266><b>By the way,</b></c>

00:10:52.870 --> 00:10:56.340
<c.colorFFB266><b>my dragon relatives will be around,</b></c>

00:10:56.340 --> 00:10:58.400 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>and, for whatever reason, some friends</b></c>

00:10:58.400 --> 00:11:00.900
<c.colorFFB266><b>of my dragon relatives will also be</b></c>

00:11:00.900 --> 00:11:02.320
<c.colorFFB266><b>staying over, what a nightmare.</b></c>

00:11:02.320 --> 00:11:05.470
<c.colorFFB266><b>Tonight will be rumbly, I feel.</b></c>

00:11:05.470 --> 00:11:06.420
<c.colorFFB266><b>Oh well.</b></c>

00:11:06.420 --> 00:11:09.400 position:63%
<c.colorFFB266><b>With that said, going back to the topic,</b></c>

00:11:09.400 --> 00:11:11.440 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Miko-paisen's tweet is what matters.</b></c>

00:11:11.440 --> 00:11:14.680
<c.colorFFB266><b>What was the issue there, you ask?</b></c>

00:11:14.480 --> 00:11:37.110 line:71%
<c.colorFFFC00><b>Confesses it was a scheduled tweet</b></c>

00:11:15.290 --> 00:11:17.380
<c.colorFFB266><b>You guessed it, Miko-paisen had,</b></c>

00:11:17.380 --> 00:11:19.280
<c.colorFFB266><b>as she confessed</b></c>

00:11:19.280 --> 00:11:22.450
<c.colorFFB266><b>during the aforementioned stream,</b></c>

00:11:22.450 --> 00:11:24.030
<c.colorFFB266><b>used the schedule function.</b></c>

00:11:24.390 --> 00:11:26.480
<c.colorFFB266><b>If she scheduled it―</b></c>

00:11:26.480 --> 00:11:27.050
<c.colorFFB266><b>Then</b></c>

00:11:27.050 --> 00:11:29.540
<c.colorFFB266><b>forgot she scheduled</b></c>

00:11:29.540 --> 00:11:32.630
<c.colorFFB266><b>and went to sleep.</b></c>

00:11:32.630 --> 00:11:34.640
<c.colorFFB266><b>Then, during this, erm,</b></c>

00:11:34.640 --> 00:11:37.240
<c.colorFFB266><b>onomatopoeia stream, she</b></c>

00:11:37.110 --> 00:11:56.050 position:83% line:71%
<c.colorF6CDD0><b>Filling in for the wait time while points are tallied</b></c>

00:11:37.240 --> 00:11:38.500
<c.colorFFB266><b>had to, as punishment,</b></c>

00:11:38.500 --> 00:11:41.830 position:77%
<c.colorFFB266><b>fill in the wait time while points where tallied.</b></c>

00:11:41.830 --> 00:11:42.580
<c.colorFFB266><b>Erm,</b></c>

00:11:42.580 --> 00:11:44.810
<c.colorFFB266><b>I think you guys saw Miko-paisen</b></c>

00:11:44.810 --> 00:11:47.490
<c.colorFFB266><b>having to deal with odd topics,</b></c>

00:11:47.490 --> 00:11:49.710
<c.colorFFB266><b>but here's the behind the scenes:</b></c>

00:11:49.710 --> 00:11:51.790
<c.colorFFB266><b>The one who</b></c>

00:11:51.790 --> 00:11:54.210
<c.colorFFB266><b>thought up the second round</b></c>

00:11:54.210 --> 00:11:56.180
<c.colorFFB266><b>of onomatopoeia she did</b></c>

00:11:56.050 --> 00:13:30.380 line:68%
<c.colorFFFC00><b>Kiryu Coco suggested Misogi,
the Shinto purification ritual</b></c>

00:11:56.180 --> 00:11:57.130
<c.colorFFB266><b>was―</b></c>

00:11:57.130 --> 00:12:00.940
<c.colorFFB266><b>That was my suggestion,
which I secretly sent.</b></c>

00:12:01.950 --> 00:12:04.680 position:69%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I sneaked away a little to whisper that one.</b></c>

00:12:04.680 --> 00:12:05.570
<c.colorFFB266><b>Erm,</b></c>

00:12:05.570 --> 00:12:07.280
<c.colorFFB266><b>the second act by Miko-paisen,</b></c>

00:12:07.280 --> 00:12:09.700
<c.colorFFB266><b>that second thing, it was my idea.</b></c>

00:12:09.700 --> 00:12:11.510
<c.colorFFB266><b>I secretly sent it to Mio-paisen.</b></c>

00:12:11.510 --> 00:12:12.880
<c.colorFFB266><b>I used...</b></c>

00:12:12.880 --> 00:12:14.250
<c.colorFFB266><b>I sent it via Discord.</b></c>

00:12:14.250 --> 00:12:15.090
<c.colorFFB266><b>Hahaheehee.</b></c>

00:12:15.090 --> 00:12:16.310
<c.colorFFB266><b>"it was you?!"</b></c>

00:12:16.310 --> 00:12:17.040
<c.colorFFB266><b>Yup.</b></c>

00:12:17.040 --> 00:12:19.460
<c.colorFFB266><b>After that, Mio-senpai nimbly</b></c>

00:12:19.460 --> 00:12:21.160 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>switched the actual theme with that.</b></c>

00:12:21.160 --> 00:12:22.710
<c.colorFFB266><b>But, then again,</b></c>

00:12:22.710 --> 00:12:26.250
<c.colorFFB266><b>she didn't tell me she'd use it.</b></c>

00:12:26.250 --> 00:12:28.690
<c.colorFFB266><b>Since I was being sneaky,</b></c>

00:12:28.690 --> 00:12:30.690
<c.colorFFB266><b>and there was no reply to it,</b></c>

00:12:30.690 --> 00:12:31.620
<c.colorFFB266><b>I, y'know,</b></c>

00:12:31.620 --> 00:12:33.480
<c.colorFFB266><b>didn't know if my</b></c>

00:12:33.480 --> 00:12:36.380
<c.colorFFB266><b>secret suggestion</b></c>

00:12:36.380 --> 00:12:37.680
<c.colorFFB266><b>would be used or not,</b></c>

00:12:37.680 --> 00:12:38.580
<c.colorFFB266><b>then, later,</b></c>

00:12:38.580 --> 00:12:41.740
<c.colorFFB266><b>when Miko-paisen was going "bowaaa"</b></c>

00:12:41.740 --> 00:12:43.410
<c.colorFFB266><b>"bobobowa" and so on,</b></c>

00:12:43.410 --> 00:12:45.590
<c.colorFFB266><b>I wrote something else entirely.</b></c>

00:12:45.590 --> 00:12:47.450
<c.colorFFB266><b>I suggested it,</b></c>

00:12:47.450 --> 00:12:48.210
<c.colorFFB266><b>erm,</b></c>

00:12:48.210 --> 00:12:51.660 position:63%
<c.colorFFB266><b>it was my idea, but I answered it wrong.</b></c>

00:12:51.660 --> 00:12:53.490 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Since I didn't know if it'd be used.</b></c>

00:12:53.490 --> 00:12:56.360
<c.colorFFB266><b>Miko-paisen's second theme,</b></c>

00:12:56.360 --> 00:12:58.990
<c.colorFFB266><b>I said it was a party-goer.</b></c>

00:12:58.990 --> 00:13:00.070
<c.colorFFB266><b>"everyone got it wrong"</b></c>

00:13:00.070 --> 00:13:01.420
<c.colorFFB266><b>Heeheeheehe.</b></c>

00:13:01.420 --> 00:13:03.190
<c.colorFFB266><b>I had no idea!</b></c>

00:13:03.190 --> 00:13:03.770
<c.colorFFB266><b>Gaddem.</b></c>

00:13:03.770 --> 00:13:05.700
<c.colorFFB266><b>'Twas too difficult.</b></c>

00:13:05.700 --> 00:13:07.850
<c.colorFFB266><b>With that said, guys,</b></c>

00:13:07.850 --> 00:13:09.010
<c.colorFFB266><b>uuh, uh...</b></c>

00:13:09.010 --> 00:13:10.990
<c.colorFFB266><b>Let's see the next one.</b></c>

00:13:10.990 --> 00:13:12.560
<c.colorFFB266><b>"you really didn't know"</b></c>

00:13:12.560 --> 00:13:14.160
<c.colorFFB266><b>I really didn't.</b></c>

00:13:14.160 --> 00:13:16.910
<c.colorFFB266><b>That was 4D chess.</b></c>

00:13:18.090 --> 00:13:20.290
<c.colorFFB266><b>She secretly decided to use it,</b></c>

00:13:20.290 --> 00:13:23.680 position:78%
<c.colorFFB266><b>so even if I was secretly in on it, I didn't know.</b></c>

00:13:23.680 --> 00:13:25.400
<c.colorFFB266><b>That said, next report!</b></c>

00:13:25.400 --> 00:13:26.360
<c.colorFFB266><b>Oh my!</b></c>

00:13:26.360 --> 00:13:30.650
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's an ARK report, guys!</b></c>

00:13:30.380 --> 00:13:57.780 position:72% line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Ms. Shirakami Fubuki enters the Crystal Isles!</b></c>

00:13:31.460 --> 00:13:32.840
<c.colorFFB266><b>Yay!</b></c>

00:13:32.840 --> 00:13:33.660
<c.colorFFB266><b>Why,</b></c>

00:13:33.660 --> 00:13:37.010 position:63%
<c.colorFFB266><b>it's Ms. Shirakami Fubuki! She's finally</b></c>

00:13:37.010 --> 00:13:39.120
<c.colorFFB266><b>descending upon</b></c>

00:13:39.120 --> 00:13:41.670
<c.colorFFB266><b>the crystal world!</b></c>

00:13:41.670 --> 00:13:44.600
<c.colorFFB266><b>We'll finally see Fubuki-paisen</b></c>

00:13:44.600 --> 00:13:45.620
<c.colorFFB266><b>play Crystal and</b></c>

00:13:45.620 --> 00:13:47.370
<c.colorFFB266><b>come back to ARK,</b></c>

00:13:47.370 --> 00:13:50.660
<c.colorFFB266><b>it's been quite a while, hasn't it?</b></c>

00:13:50.660 --> 00:13:51.590
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhh, right?</b></c>

00:13:51.590 --> 00:13:52.730
<c.colorFFB266><b>Yesterday I was</b></c>

00:13:52.730 --> 00:13:55.030
<c.colorFFB266><b>waiting if she'd come.</b></c>

00:13:55.030 --> 00:13:55.790
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhh... Oh?</b></c>

00:13:55.790 --> 00:13:58.130
<c.colorFFB266><b>Meanwhile, elsewhere...</b></c>

00:13:57.780 --> 00:14:12.550 align:end position:100% line:78%
<c.colorFFFC00><b>ARK stream aired July 2 @ Coco Ch.</b></c>

00:13:58.130 --> 00:13:59.880
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ms. Kiryu Coco</b></c>

00:13:59.880 --> 00:14:01.330
<c.colorFFB266><b>seems to have</b></c>

00:14:01.330 --> 00:14:04.230
<c.colorFFB266><b>set her foot upon</b></c>

00:14:04.230 --> 00:14:06.420
<c.colorFFB266><b>a whole new</b></c>

00:14:06.420 --> 00:14:07.740
<c.colorFFB266><b>and unknown</b></c>

00:14:08.150 --> 00:14:11.620
<c.colorFFB266><b>world of ARK―
This doesn't look like</b></c>

00:14:11.620 --> 00:14:14.600
<c.colorFFB266><b>Crystal Isles though...!</b></c>

00:14:14.600 --> 00:14:16.480
<c.colorFFB266><b>Time for an ad.</b></c>

00:15:52.010 --> 00:15:54.190
<c.colorFFB266><b>*hype*</b></c>

00:15:54.510 --> 00:15:56.700
<c.colorFFB266><b>Here we have―!</b></c>

00:15:56.700 --> 00:15:57.860
<c.colorFFB266><b>Waaah!</b></c>

00:15:57.860 --> 00:15:59.950
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's finally here!</b></c>

00:15:59.950 --> 00:16:02.760
<c.colorFFB266><b>Along with the blissfully peaceful</b></c>

00:16:02.760 --> 00:16:05.480
<c.colorFFB266><b>world of Crystal Isles,</b></c>

00:16:05.480 --> 00:16:07.000
<c.colorFFB266><b>comes―!</b></c>

00:16:07.000 --> 00:16:08.440
<c.colorFFB266><b>―comes two more</b></c>

00:16:08.440 --> 00:16:11.140
<c.colorFFB266><b>different and dangerous worlds!</b></c>

00:16:11.140 --> 00:16:13.000
<c.colorFFB266><b>We've kept you guys waiting!</b></c>

00:16:11.250 --> 00:16:51.410 position:64% line:68%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Two new official maps added to ARK server
"Cross ARK" feature enabled!</b></c>

00:16:13.000 --> 00:16:16.970 position:72%
<c.colorFFB266><b>We added two more official maps to our server!</b></c>

00:16:16.970 --> 00:16:19.470
<c.colorFFB266><b>I worked hard to add</b></c>

00:16:19.470 --> 00:16:21.700
<c.colorFFB266><b>that Cross ARK setting!</b></c>

00:16:21.700 --> 00:16:22.570
<c.colorFFB266><b>You see,</b></c>

00:16:22.570 --> 00:16:24.740
<c.colorFFB266><b>the teleportation modules―</b></c>

00:16:24.740 --> 00:16:28.610 position:77%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I've enabled all the teleportation modules in ARK</b></c>

00:16:28.610 --> 00:16:31.440
<c.colorFFB266><b>to allow you travel to other maps</b></c>

00:16:31.440 --> 00:16:34.180
<c.colorFFB266><b>in the blink of an eye!
And there's more!</b></c>

00:16:34.180 --> 00:16:37.730 position:66%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Not only did I add the Extinction map, but</b></c>

00:16:37.730 --> 00:16:40.820
<c.colorFFB266><b>I also added the least popular map</b></c>

00:16:40.820 --> 00:16:43.860 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>in the whole of ARK― Scorched Earth!</b></c>

00:16:43.860 --> 00:16:45.630
<c.colorFFB266><b>Yes, I threw it in!</b></c>

00:16:45.630 --> 00:16:46.460
<c.colorFFB266><b>Well, yeah.</b></c>

00:16:46.460 --> 00:16:50.560 position:73%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Let me explain things for those who're unaware.</b></c>

00:16:50.560 --> 00:16:52.030
<c.colorFFB266><b>See here, um,</b></c>

00:16:52.510 --> 00:16:54.560
<c.colorFFB266><b>the Scorched Earth map</b></c>

00:16:54.560 --> 00:16:58.520 position:66%
<c.colorFFB266><b>is the least popular map in ARK― a desert.</b></c>

00:16:58.520 --> 00:16:59.800
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's a desert.</b></c>

00:16:59.800 --> 00:17:01.160
<c.colorFFB266><b>"scorched earth?!"</b></c>

00:17:01.160 --> 00:17:02.110
<c.colorFFB266><b>Oh, eve―</b></c>

00:17:02.110 --> 00:17:05.280 position:67%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Even Suckonbu-sensei said "scorched earth".</b></c>

00:17:05.280 --> 00:17:07.320
<c.colorFFB266><b>This is a burning land,</b></c>

00:17:07.320 --> 00:17:08.700
<c.colorFFB266><b>this place is</b></c>

00:17:08.700 --> 00:17:10.240
<c.colorFFB266><b>absurd in how</b></c>

00:17:10.240 --> 00:17:13.550
<c.colorFFB266><b>sweltering of a world it is.</b></c>

00:17:13.550 --> 00:17:14.700
<c.colorFFB266><b>This world has</b></c>

00:17:14.700 --> 00:17:16.860
<c.colorFFB266><b>a very unique creature.</b></c>

00:17:16.860 --> 00:17:18.580
<c.colorFFB266><b>There's only one of its kind.</b></c>

00:17:18.580 --> 00:17:22.180 position:63%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Only one of it spawns in the entire map.</b></c>

00:17:22.180 --> 00:17:24.270
<c.colorFFB266><b>An unbelievable creature―</b></c>

00:17:24.270 --> 00:17:25.510
<c.colorFFB266><b>the Phoenix.</b></c>

00:17:25.510 --> 00:17:28.230
<c.colorFFB266><b>The mythical Phoenix―
I actually have</b></c>

00:17:28.230 --> 00:17:30.920
<c.colorFFB266><b>ever only seen it once.</b></c>

00:17:30.920 --> 00:17:32.020
<c.colorFFB266><b>The Phoenix, that is.</b></c>

00:17:32.020 --> 00:17:33.600
<c.colorFFB266><b>The Phoenix is</b></c>

00:17:33.600 --> 00:17:35.240
<c.colorFFB266><b>a mythical―</b></c>

00:17:35.240 --> 00:17:38.200 position:66%
<c.colorFFB266><b>a mythical dinosaur, and there's only one.</b></c>

00:17:38.200 --> 00:17:41.200 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>The Phoenix is a burning dino, after all.</b></c>

00:17:41.200 --> 00:17:42.560
<c.colorFFB266><b>A burning dino.</b></c>

00:17:42.560 --> 00:17:43.200
<c.colorFFB266><b>What's more,</b></c>

00:17:43.200 --> 00:17:46.440
<c.colorFFB266><b>if you harvest some raw meat
and put it in its inventory,</b></c>

00:17:46.440 --> 00:17:48.650
<c.colorFFB266><b>it instantly becomes cooked.</b></c>

00:17:48.650 --> 00:17:50.630
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's an automatic grill!</b></c>

00:17:50.630 --> 00:17:53.800
<c.colorFFB266><b>Which one of us will find</b></c>

00:17:53.800 --> 00:17:56.180
<c.colorFFB266><b>and capture it first?</b></c>

00:17:56.180 --> 00:17:57.540
<c.colorFFB266><b>And then there's</b></c>

00:17:57.540 --> 00:18:01.990 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>the other map that I added, Extinction!</b></c>

00:18:01.990 --> 00:18:03.800
<c.colorFFB266><b>This is ARK Extinction.</b></c>

00:18:03.800 --> 00:18:07.750
<c.colorFFB266><b>This is the proper sequel to</b></c>

00:18:07.750 --> 00:18:10.530
<c.colorFFB266><b>the old Aberration map</b></c>

00:18:10.530 --> 00:18:12.600
<c.colorFFB266><b>that we had in the hololive server.</b></c>

00:18:12.600 --> 00:18:14.790
<c.colorFFB266><b>Only the kind of addict</b></c>

00:18:14.790 --> 00:18:16.860
<c.colorFFB266><b>that cleared even Aberration</b></c>

00:18:16.860 --> 00:18:20.890 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>can really thrive in it, it's really
just that difficult.</b></c>

00:18:20.890 --> 00:18:22.650
<c.colorFFB266><b>It does have safe regions,</b></c>

00:18:22.650 --> 00:18:24.120
<c.colorFFB266><b>but the difficulty gap</b></c>

00:18:24.120 --> 00:18:26.020
<c.colorFFB266><b>between the safe and unsafe regions</b></c>

00:18:26.020 --> 00:18:27.720
<c.colorFFB266><b>is very intense,</b></c>

00:18:27.720 --> 00:18:30.080
<c.colorFFB266><b>that's how this map is.</b></c>

00:18:30.080 --> 00:18:33.740 position:73%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Though, well, Scorched Earth is sorta the same.</b></c>

00:18:33.740 --> 00:18:34.580
<c.colorFFB266><b>Like,</b></c>

00:18:34.580 --> 00:18:37.790 position:70%
<c.colorFFB266><b>you're guaranteed to be burned at least once.</b></c>

00:18:37.790 --> 00:18:38.930
<c.colorFFB266><b>Anyway,</b></c>

00:18:38.930 --> 00:18:40.920
<c.colorFFB266><b>guys, this map will be</b></c>

00:18:40.920 --> 00:18:42.630
<c.colorFFB266><b>unlocked for the server</b></c>

00:18:42.630 --> 00:18:45.690 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>and for all the hololive members as well,</b></c>

00:18:45.690 --> 00:18:48.820
<c.colorFFB266><b>so please look forward to</b></c>

00:18:48.820 --> 00:18:52.550 position:73%
<c.colorFFB266><b>me and your faves traveling through the worlds!</b></c>

00:18:52.550 --> 00:18:54.470
<c.colorFFB266><b>Onto our next report!</b></c>

00:18:54.920 --> 00:18:57.770
<c.colorFFB266><b>Oh, the ARK dudes are also excited!</b></c>

00:18:57.770 --> 00:18:59.240
<c.colorFFB266><b>"as expecocoted"</b></c>

00:18:59.240 --> 00:19:02.390 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>The ARK dudes sure are having a blast.</b></c>

00:19:02.730 --> 00:19:05.320
<c.colorFFB266><b>Unfortunately, here comes another</b></c>

00:19:05.320 --> 00:19:07.830
<c.colorFFB266><b>pathetic report for you all.</b></c>

00:19:07.830 --> 00:19:09.800
<c.colorFFB266><b>What do we have here?</b></c>

00:19:08.980 --> 00:20:26.180 size:63% position:31% line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>"You Made Pasta"</b></c>

00:19:09.800 --> 00:19:11.080
<c.colorFFB266><b>The other day,</b></c>

00:19:11.080 --> 00:19:12.870
<c.colorFFB266><b>on the Kiryu Coco channel,</b></c>

00:19:12.870 --> 00:19:15.090
<c.colorFFB266><b>a member-exclusive</b></c>

00:19:15.090 --> 00:19:17.020
<c.colorFFB266><b>wallpaper was posted</b></c>

00:19:17.020 --> 00:19:18.680
<c.colorFFB266><b>on the channel.</b></c>

00:19:18.680 --> 00:19:22.360 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>The wallpaper is called, "You Made Pasta"</b></c>

00:19:22.360 --> 00:19:25.390
<c.colorFFB266><b>I posted this wallpaper as</b></c>

00:19:25.390 --> 00:19:27.000
<c.colorFFB266><b>member-exclusive content,</b></c>

00:19:27.000 --> 00:19:28.090
<c.colorFFB266><b>but it seems</b></c>

00:19:28.090 --> 00:19:29.780
<c.colorFFB266><b>that there is―</b></c>

00:19:29.780 --> 00:19:33.280 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ah, the face on this one is way too cute,</b></c>

00:19:33.280 --> 00:19:36.940 position:80%
<c.colorFFB266><b>so only people in my membership can see it in full.</b></c>

00:19:36.940 --> 00:19:37.620
<c.colorFFB266><b>So umm,</b></c>

00:19:37.620 --> 00:19:40.820 position:69%
<c.colorFFB266><b>if you're a member, you can see it unedited.</b></c>

00:19:40.820 --> 00:19:42.560
<c.colorFFB266><b>Become a member; see it in full.</b></c>

00:19:43.430 --> 00:19:44.520
<c.colorFFB266><b>Now with regards―</b></c>

00:19:44.520 --> 00:19:46.540
<c.colorFFB266><b>With regards to this thing,</b></c>

00:19:46.540 --> 00:19:47.210
<c.colorFFB266><b>there is―</b></c>

00:19:47.210 --> 00:19:49.770
<c.colorFFB266><b>There is an opinion</b></c>

00:19:49.770 --> 00:19:53.650
<c.colorFFB266><b>regarding this wallpaper, it seems.</b></c>

00:19:53.650 --> 00:19:55.520
<c.colorFFB266><b>Why, it seems that</b></c>

00:19:55.520 --> 00:19:56.940
<c.colorFFB266><b>this wallpaper―</b></c>

00:19:56.940 --> 00:19:57.430
<c.colorFFB266><b>*inhale*</b></c>

00:19:57.430 --> 00:19:58.950
<c.colorFFB266><b>―does not show pasta,</b></c>

00:19:58.950 --> 00:20:00.910
<c.colorFFB266><b>but actually shows penne,</b></c>

00:20:00.910 --> 00:20:04.010
<c.colorFFB266><b>or so they claim.</b></c>

00:20:04.010 --> 00:20:06.400
<c.colorFFB266><b>What do you guys think?</b></c>

00:20:06.770 --> 00:20:07.680
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhh...</b></c>

00:20:07.680 --> 00:20:08.800
<c.colorFFB266><b>"lol"</b></c>

00:20:08.800 --> 00:20:10.370
<c.colorFFB266><b>"thanks for the plug"</b></c>

00:20:10.370 --> 00:20:11.850
<c.colorFFB266><b>"what </b>​<i><b>is </b></i><b>pasta"</b></c>

00:20:11.850 --> 00:20:12.400
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhm...</b></c>

00:20:12.400 --> 00:20:13.230
<c.colorFFB266><b>"penne"</b></c>

00:20:13.230 --> 00:20:14.920
<c.colorFFB266><b>"macaroni"</b></c>

00:20:14.920 --> 00:20:16.080
<c.colorFFB266><b>Umm...</b></c>

00:20:16.080 --> 00:20:17.120
<c.colorFFB266><b>*pasta*</b></c>

00:20:17.120 --> 00:20:20.880 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Well, it seems that there are quite a lot</b></c>

00:20:20.880 --> 00:20:22.760
<c.colorFFB266><b>of differing opinions, but</b></c>

00:20:22.760 --> 00:20:24.200
<c.colorFFB266><b>let's see what</b></c>

00:20:24.200 --> 00:20:26.180
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ms. Kiryu C.Co has to say:</b></c>

00:20:26.180 --> 00:21:36.380 size:81% position:41% line:68%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>"The delicious pasta made
by my girlfriend's friend"</b></c>

00:20:26.690 --> 00:20:27.110
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uh―</b></c>

00:20:27.110 --> 00:20:30.010
<c.colorFFB266><b>"The delicious pasta made by
my girlfriend's friend"</b></c>

00:20:30.010 --> 00:20:32.890
<c.colorFFB266><b>All of the pasta made by the
girlfriend's friend,</b></c>

00:20:32.890 --> 00:20:34.740
<c.colorFFB266><b>all of it, was you
who made the pasta.</b></c>

00:20:34.740 --> 00:20:37.260
<c.colorFFB266><b>Don't you agree?</b></c>

00:20:37.260 --> 00:20:39.310
<c.colorFFB266><b>All together now, guys.</b></c>

00:20:39.310 --> 00:20:40.280
<c.colorFFB266><b>Umm, uhh,</b></c>

00:20:40.280 --> 00:20:41.530
<c.colorFFB266><b>I mean, this is―</b></c>

00:20:41.530 --> 00:20:43.920
<c.colorFFB266><b>This is all just pasta.</b></c>

00:20:43.920 --> 00:20:47.210 position:70%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Your girlfriend, and by girlfriend I mean me,</b></c>

00:20:47.210 --> 00:20:50.370 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>made a great fantastic pasta wallpaper,</b></c>

00:20:50.370 --> 00:20:53.110 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>and if you don't think that's great,
there'll be trouble.</b></c>

00:20:53.110 --> 00:20:55.530
<c.colorFFB266><b>Don't you all think so?</b></c>

00:20:55.530 --> 00:20:57.130
<c.colorFFB266><b>With that said,</b></c>

00:20:57.130 --> 00:20:57.780
<c.colorFFB266><b>ahh,</b></c>

00:20:57.780 --> 00:20:58.830
<c.colorFFB266><b>wait a sec―</b></c>

00:20:58.830 --> 00:21:01.690
<c.colorFFB266><b>Let me sing this song.</b></c>

00:21:02.240 --> 00:21:03.170
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ahh...</b></c>

00:21:03.170 --> 00:21:05.200
<c.colorFFB266><b>"You Made Pasta"</b></c>

00:21:05.810 --> 00:21:06.590
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhh...</b></c>

00:21:08.140 --> 00:21:10.660
<c.colorFFB266><b>Brought my GF to play President</b></c>

00:21:10.660 --> 00:21:13.190
<c.colorFFB266><b>You made delicious pasta</b></c>

00:21:13.190 --> 00:21:17.860
<c.colorFFB266><b>That homemade pasta made me
fall in love at first sight</b></c>

00:21:17.860 --> 00:21:18.260
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uh―</b></c>

00:21:18.260 --> 00:21:21.140
<c.colorFFB266><b>Your best friend lost and snapped</b></c>

00:21:21.140 --> 00:21:23.780
<c.colorFFB266><b>When you saw that, you made pasta</b></c>

00:21:23.780 --> 00:21:26.920
<c.colorFFB266><b>Your delicious smile heals me</b></c>

00:21:26.920 --> 00:21:28.370
<c.colorFFB266><b>I snapped</b></c>

00:21:28.640 --> 00:21:30.420
<c.colorFFB266><b>That was perfect, yeah?</b></c>

00:21:30.420 --> 00:21:31.600
<c.colorFFB266><b>That's how it goes.</b></c>

00:21:31.600 --> 00:21:32.380
<c.colorFFB266><b>Anyway,</b></c>

00:21:32.380 --> 00:21:33.990
<c.colorFFB266><b>the phrase I want you guys</b></c>

00:21:33.990 --> 00:21:37.010
<c.colorFFB266><b>to learn for today is this one:</b></c>

00:21:37.010 --> 00:21:39.060
<c.colorFFB266><b>"b*tch-made pasta".</b></c>

00:21:39.060 --> 00:21:41.410
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's "b*tch-made pasta".</b></c>

00:21:41.410 --> 00:21:44.580
<c.colorFFB266><b>If we were to say this in Japanese,</b></c>

00:21:44.580 --> 00:21:45.590
<c.colorFFB266><b>it would be:</b></c>

00:21:45.590 --> 00:21:47.930
<c.colorFFB266><b>kanojo ga tsukutta pasta
彼女 が つくった パスタ</b></c>

00:21:47.930 --> 00:21:51.080
<c.colorFFB266><b>This one is fairly easy.</b></c>

00:21:51.080 --> 00:21:54.170
<c.colorFFB266><b>Back in Dragon America,</b></c>

00:21:54.170 --> 00:21:55.140
<c.colorFFB266><b>umm,</b></c>

00:21:55.140 --> 00:21:58.590 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>"kanojo" is "b*tch", while "kareshi"―</b></c>

00:21:58.590 --> 00:22:00.920
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ah― "kare"― Err...</b></c>

00:22:01.300 --> 00:22:02.850
<c.colorFFB266><b>"kare"― Ergh―</b></c>

00:22:02.850 --> 00:22:04.470
<c.colorFFB266><b>How do you write the "shi"...</b></c>

00:22:04.470 --> 00:22:08.300
<c.colorFFB266><b>"kareshi" (彼氏) is "my man".</b></c>

00:22:08.300 --> 00:22:09.070
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ah―</b></c>

00:22:09.070 --> 00:22:09.890
<c.colorFFB266><b>That's fine.</b></c>

00:22:11.150 --> 00:22:12.430
<c.colorFFB266><b>"my man"</b></c>

00:22:12.430 --> 00:22:13.400
<c.colorFFB266><b>That's what it is.</b></c>

00:22:13.400 --> 00:22:15.290
<c.colorFFB266><b>"kanojo" is "b*tch",</b></c>

00:22:15.290 --> 00:22:17.050
<c.colorFFB266><b>while "kareshi" is "my man".</b></c>

00:22:17.050 --> 00:22:18.340
<c.colorFFB266><b>Then there's</b></c>

00:22:18.340 --> 00:22:19.440
<c.colorFFB266><b>"b*tch-made".</b></c>

00:22:19.440 --> 00:22:20.510
<c.colorFFB266><b>See this one here―</b></c>

00:22:20.510 --> 00:22:21.440
<c.colorFFB266><b>This― Uh―</b></c>

00:22:21.440 --> 00:22:23.580
<c.colorFFB266><b>Attaching "-made" to</b></c>

00:22:23.580 --> 00:22:26.810
<c.colorFFB266><b>a person turns them into the
"maker" of the item in question.</b></c>

00:22:26.810 --> 00:22:28.550
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's a simple way to say things.</b></c>

00:22:28.550 --> 00:22:31.490
<c.colorFFB266><b>That sums up "b*tch-made pasta".</b></c>

00:22:32.640 --> 00:22:33.040
<c.colorFFB266><b>Hence,</b></c>

00:22:33.040 --> 00:22:34.840
<c.colorFFB266><b>for example, your girlfriend</b></c>

00:22:34.840 --> 00:22:36.920
<c.colorFFB266><b>took the effort to make a video,</b></c>

00:22:36.920 --> 00:22:38.790
<c.colorFFB266><b>then that's a "b*tch-made video".</b></c>

00:22:38.790 --> 00:22:40.220
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ahh... Err...</b></c>

00:22:40.220 --> 00:22:43.480
<c.colorFFB266><b>And if she made a pizza, then it's</b></c>

00:22:43.480 --> 00:22:45.070
<c.colorFFB266><b>a "bitch-made pizza".</b></c>

00:22:45.070 --> 00:22:45.660
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ah...</b></c>

00:22:45.660 --> 00:22:49.240
<c.colorFFB266><b>You can say it like that, yes.</b></c>

00:22:49.240 --> 00:22:51.110
<c.colorFFB266><b>So if any of you</b></c>

00:22:51.110 --> 00:22:54.240
<c.colorFFB266><b>go to US of Dragon America,</b></c>

00:22:54.240 --> 00:22:56.120
<c.colorFFB266><b>make sure your girlfriend</b></c>

00:22:56.120 --> 00:22:59.290 position:72%
<c.colorFFB266><b>is aware that she's gonna be called like that.</b></c>

00:22:59.290 --> 00:23:02.160 position:72%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Why, you ask? Because people will mean to say,</b></c>

00:23:02.160 --> 00:23:04.280 position:66%
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Oh, I brought my girlfriend," but instead</b></c>

00:23:04.280 --> 00:23:05.870
<c.colorFFB266><b>they say, "Hey, this is my b*tch,"</b></c>

00:23:05.870 --> 00:23:06.980
<c.colorFFB266><b>and when you hear that,</b></c>

00:23:06.980 --> 00:23:08.640
<c.colorFFB266><b>you may think, "Did he
just insult her?"</b></c>

00:23:08.640 --> 00:23:10.670
<c.colorFFB266><b>Keep this lesson in mind</b></c>

00:23:10.670 --> 00:23:13.510
<c.colorFFB266><b>so you don't misunderstand it.</b></c>

00:23:13.510 --> 00:23:16.090
<c.colorFFB266><b>Now, for today's weather!</b></c>

00:23:17.120 --> 00:23:18.990
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Sapporo Pota―"</b></c>

00:23:18.990 --> 00:23:20.540
<c.colorFFB266><b>Whoa! That's a hella good drawing!</b></c>

00:23:20.540 --> 00:23:21.820
<c.colorFFB266><b>Damn girl!</b></c>

00:23:21.820 --> 00:23:22.840
<c.colorFFB266><b>Sh-She's...</b></c>

00:23:22.840 --> 00:23:26.820 position:67%
<c.colorFFB266><b>waiting for that C*lbee sponsorship, huh...</b></c>

00:23:26.820 --> 00:23:28.110
<c.colorFFB266><b>With that said,</b></c>

00:23:28.110 --> 00:23:32.340
<c.colorFFB266><b>thank you all for watching today!</b></c>

00:23:32.340 --> 00:23:33.470
<c.colorFFB266><b>Once again,</b></c>

00:23:33.470 --> 00:23:37.610
<c.colorFFB266><b>have a good morning!</b></c>

00:23:37.610 --> 00:23:49.810 position:64% line:21%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Have a good morning!
You worked hard this week! Good job!
Just finish up today, and let's watch
a movie this weekend!!
I'm gonna off some zombies at 7 AM today!
Let's have another lively day!!!
 
 
Your GEBO loved WAIFU, Coco</b></c>

00:23:59.140 --> 00:24:00.300
<c.colorFFB266><b>AAAAAGH!</b></c>

00:24:00.300 --> 00:24:00.920
<c.colorFFB266><b>I―</b></c>

00:24:00.920 --> 00:24:03.650 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I forgot the password! The password!</b></c>

00:24:03.650 --> 00:24:05.460
<c.colorFFB266><b>What should it be for today?</b></c>

00:24:05.460 --> 00:24:07.350
<c.colorFFB266><b>I'll go with "bitch".</b></c>

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<c.color000000><i>​</i></c>

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<c.colorFEFEFE><i>​</i></c>

