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You guys know that...

Today, no, this weekend,

there's a...

lot to look forward to in it.

But a lot also happened today,

and things are hectic, it seems,

so let's take a good look at everything.

Hm...

Alright, let's move to the studio.

Guys, as usual,

here above my head,

making a ruckus

almost every single weekday like their lives depend on it,

are today's viewer-commentators!

Good morning!

Uuh...

"g'mo"

"rattle rattle"

I see rattling and g'mos.

Good morning!

With that said,

we have a lot of info to cover today,

so let's check it out!

First, urgent news!

Yesterday,

Ms. Usada Pekora streamed this,

"Ultra! Beating the game within an hour"

It's the Man in the Pot.

Yesterday she aired a

Potman stream, basically.

As you see here,

it's a self-imposed challenge run,

she wants to clear in less than an hour.

That's what she was going for,

and she tried to do it so many times...

Two times. It's still a few times.

She tried,

she failed, until...

Oh my!

Reaches the top she longed for nearly out of time

She almost didn't make it!

Look at the timer below.

She almost ran out!

She reached the zenith she longed for.

Amazing!

She almost ran out of time,

but she managed to clear Potman in less than an hour.

I never played it, actually.

Didn't play this game a single time.

So I don't really know it, but I've heard it's really hard.

That's all I know about Potman.

And yet,

she beat it in less than an hour anyway...

This is...

really amazing, isn't it?

Let's see what you guys think:

"play it then"

Wuh? Wuh?

*confusion*

"amazing"

Uh...

"she earned it"

Uuh...

"she succeeded!"

However...

This also had a...

There was an objection to it.

The final screen upon clearing objects

Oh no!

This is the final screen.

The screen that appears to announce you've cleared it.

"Welcome to the top of the mountain"

In this...

Game Cleared screen, there was a second opinion.

Hmmm...

How about we enlarge it?

Let's enlarge the "clear time" part.

This is...

Did she not really...

beat it in less than an hour, maybe?

Hmmmm.

This says...

One hour, one minute, six seconds.

In other words, she went 1m6s

over the limit, didn't she? What do you guys think?

"ah"

"ah"

"aah..."

"oh?"

"oh no"

"good morning" Got a good morning.

"Wuut?"

"ngl lol"

What could...

What could be the meaning of this?

In regards to this,

the aforementioned Ms. P.Kora stated the following:

"The P.Kora timer is what counts"

"The P.Kora timer is what counts."

She had a P.Kora timer running,

a timer other than the game's,

therefore what counts is...

Hmm...

her own timer...

Hmm...

Hmmmm.

Hmmmmm!

What do you guys think?

Let's be lenient here,

Once more the explosive sound at the end of the countdown echoes

and assume this timer isn't rigged.

We still have to say

that forgetting ​again about the

explosive noise at the end of the countdown

is pathetic, isn't it?

This case

was covered on this news program before,

when the count―

This countdown clock, Ms. P.kora's official timer,

there's an arrow pointing to it,

do you see it?

This has― When this thing

reaches zero, an explosive sound echoes.

But it's so excruciatingly loud,

that, last time, the viewers ears were all destroyed. Yet, nevertheless,

she used again, apparently.

I'd like it if you guys

heard it yourselves.

I finally...!

Pay attention to the timer.

Guys...!

If you try hard, you'll get rewarded!

I want the children to know it!

Your efforts will be rewarded!

*Volume lowered by 50%

I, of course,

lowered the sound by 50%.

Actually, it said 50%, but it was less than that.

I lowered it to below 50%, guys.

If you want to hear the real earbud explosion,

you'll have to go see it on

P.kora-paisen's channel.

This is less than 50%, I lowered it

to below 50%, and it's still this loud.

You may be able to imagine

just how loud it actually was, perhaps.

Let's see what you guys think:

Erm...

"50% still too loud"

This is less than 50%.

Almost 33%.

That's about how much I lowered it.

Uh...

Uuh...

Hmm...

Hmmm, "explosion gag"

"my eardrums are gone"

"pathetic"

Reducing volume by 50% was a good call.

Some people seem to have lost their ears,

but they grow back, according to Pekora-paisen.

It's a famous quote from her, I feel the need to share it.

Some people have gone deaf.

Well, I'd like to move on to the next report.

But then again, this loud noise was pretty...

Let's see what Expert C has to say about it.

I know a good VR horror game.

"I know a good VR horror game."

Perhaps we should...

consider getting...

her punished...

just one

more time,

shouldn't we?

That said, next report!

We have an elite report!

Oh my!

6/23 MikoCh. Streamed @ 8 PM~

Yesterday, this happened:

Miko-paisen, Sakura Miko-paisen, played Pien.

It's a horror game called "Pien".

Coming from her, it's rare to see a holler ga―

horror game stream, but she did air one yesterday.

Oh my!

But Miko-paisen here is just

so much of an elite,

Delivers a dose of horror with her own body

that she used her own body

as a tool to deliver horror, it seems.

What could this mean?

It's a horror game, after all.

It's scary,

using your body so the viewers can

feel the terror, too, is

something only elites can do.

Let's have a look.

Ok.

Is it up?

Alright, here we goooo!

Wait!

AAAAAAARGH SAVE ME!

NYOOOOOOOOOO!

AAAARGH!

IT HURTS!!!!!!

Wait a sec, what a blunder...

IT'S A BROADCAST DISASTER!

Arrgh, it hurts!!

Haha!

Hm?

Ohoheeheeehee.

Yo yo yo...

She cut her head.

Isn't cutting your own head going too far?

Half of 'er head was cut off.

'er head was cleaved in half, ya hear?

"Pien" is the least of her problems.

Too scary.

Heads being cut in half is too cruel, it's true horror.

Perhaps we should say it's exactly what to expect from her.

In regards to this, Expert C said:

I wuv Miko-senpai's screams

"I wuv Miko-senpai's screams."

Miko-senpai's "nyeeeeee" and such

screams are great, I love them.

Anybody agree?

Miko-paisen's screams are of the highest quality.

They're very high quality.

"same"

"lol"

"relatable"

"same"

Everyone loves it, keep them coming.

Moving on, next we have...

Oh my, we got one...

A Haachama report!

Well... Hm...

I figured there'd be one,

and indeed there was.

We got a Haachama report.

Oh my...!

Yesterday, she put this up.

Yesterday @ 7 PM~ on HaatoCh.

Erm...

"That's right... Let's eat human meat."

"INSANITY"

The thumbnail alone

already shows the madness of...

this thing. This stream took place yesterday.

A day before it aired,

I was wondering if she was really going to do it,

and watched over it.

And it...

was pretty messed up.

You can't tell what it is, right? All the thumbnail shows

is that she's gone crazy.

And it gets worse! This stream

Stream erased six minutes after going live

got deleted six minutes after it went live.

Before it even aired, YouTube had already

shadowbanned the stream schedule, or so we've heard.

No surprise there,

a "Yandere Cannibalism" stream...

Just saying it might get me taken down too.

We have to admit that, well...

Look at what the thumbnail looked like.

Yesterday @ 7 PM~ on HaatoCh.

"That's right, let's eat human meat", it says.

Stream erased six minutes after going live

Anybody can tell

it is risqué.

Let's see what you guys think:

Ehm...

Uh...

"what's that sound?"

The sound just now was my leg hitting my desk from below.

"insanity"

"Cannichama?!"

Don't call her Cannichama.

Uh...

"no surprise there"

Uh...

"gone insane cuz she can't return"

Uh...

"haachama?!"

We have to admit it, YouTube's decision

wasn't really mistaken this time around, was it?

In regards to this, Ms. Haachama said:

The new fastest stream speedrun record?

"Today's speedrun is done!"

Well, she has declared

that she had set a new record for

the fastest live stream.

Ah, this is... hmm...

Y-Y―

YouTube got...

this one right―

I-I think they made the right decision here,

but whatever.

This is Haachama-chama, after all.

Haachama-chama's brain is already Haachama-chama'd,

so I don't see a problem with that.

What does Expert C have to say?

Why did she think it'd pass?

"Why did she think it'd pass?"

Uhh, why did she think

something like this would pass?

*doubt*

Mmmmm―

What do you guys have to say?

Uhh, err,

"good point"

"true dat"

"Oh boy, Haachama"

"haachama, I..."

"lol"

"it's a miracle she lasted 6 minutes"

Indeed, it's amazing she lasted that long.

Seeing YouTube-kun

holding it in for six minutes

even while gritting their teeth must have been a sight to behold.

Hmm, but well,

Ms. Haachama's recent

videos have raised a bit of concern,

or so we feel.

However,

compared to when she was known as the "Bunnymen Chick, destroyer of plans",

she has evolved quite a lot.

From where I stand,

Haachama may have once been the Planbreaking Monster

but now...

Bunnymen Chick, The Planbreaker ↓ ​​Livestream Restricted Woman

now she's the one closest in level to the

Livestream Restricted Woman.

I mean,

I may have been banned once,

but still didn't resort to cannibalism.

That one time

YouTube-kun restricted my livestream privileges

was when I put "people messed up

in the head" on the thumbnail.

She'll soon surpass that, though.

I'm sure she'll soon do it.

Uhh,

I have a bad feeling about what's to come.

Anyway, the English phrase we'll be learning today

starts off with this.

Uhh―

Ah, this over here.

ii kagen ni shiro (いい 加減 に しろ)

Everyone here

uses this phrase very often,

so y'all better learn this one.

It's surprisingly easy.

Here it is.

"Cut that sh*t out."

You see here,

the standard form of

this phrase in English

is, uhh,

"Cut" "it" "out"

In Japanese,

it's "ya" "me" "ro".

yamero (やめろ)

That's what this idiom―

Erm, what was it―

―this phrase means.

The "it" here

is from "cut out― cut it out".

"Cut" "it" and "out" here

all have their own meanings,

but only when you combine

the three together would they mean "yamero".

Not "cut out".

Nor "cut it"― To be fair, "cut it" can equate to "yamero"...

Just drop the "out".

In any case, take note of this.

Then we have

"yamero".

In other words,

"cut it out"―

The "it" in Japanese is "sore wo" (それ を).

In full, "cut it out" would be "sore wo yamenkai". ________________________(それ を やめんかい)

Now for "ii kagen ni sen kai",

the way to approach that feel in English

is to take this "it"

and change it into a

much harsher form.

As said, "it" is "sore".

Let me write it out.

"sore"

ii kagen ni shiro, sore wo―

sore wo ii kagen ni shiro (それ を いい 加減 に しろ)

This phrase, in Japanese,

has the option to leave out "sore wo".

Now, in "cut that sh*t out",

there is "that sh*t".

In Japanese, it's "sono―" (―その)

Ahh―

Uhh―

"―kuso mitee na koto wo" (―クソ みてえ な こと を)

”yamero” Connecting these together gives us

やっぱやってることはくそみてえなもんですから "whatever you're doing is sh*t"

It's "that sh*t"―

"sh*t" is "kuso", as you all know.

Changing "it" to "that sh*t"

takes the nuance of "cut it out",

implies "it" is "sh*t",

thus giving the meaning of "stop that"―

"stop that sh*t".

やってることがクソならばいい加減にしろ "whatever you're doing is sh*t anyway so cut it out"

That's how this phrase works.

Anyway,

the word "it" can be freely replaced.

So if any of you see the word "it",

just assume that you can

replace it with the word "sh*t".

Onto our next piece!

Oh my, guys!

We have some good news!

Oh my!

Tonight @ 12 AM: Yozora Mel-senpai returns!!

Today, at midnight―

12 AM in the evening―

The date would've changed by then, but

Yozora Mel-paisen will

be returning!

It will be a chat and karaoke stream.

I'm sure you all know that

Mel-paisen took a break,

along with all the details as to why she did.

But today, she'll be

gracing us with her return on air.

I invite everyone

to watch her later tonight―

Welcome back!

Hooray!

I'm really happy about this.

This is amazingly good news.

Ah―

However,

with the good news,

comes also the bad news

to our table.

I have some

sad news to report today.

Watame's Song Corner ends daily broadcast this week

Umm,

Watame's Song Corner

has always brightened up our weekdays.

After this week, Watame's Song Corner will be

ending its weekday schedule.

I am sure

a lot of you here already know this.

Watame's Song Corner―

Ms. Tsunomaki "Livestock" Watame has

aired this show every weekday

before Morning Coco Live.

And this week―

It will continue its weekday schedule this week,

but starting next week,

it will only air on Mondays.

Watame has, y'know―

Ahm―

This is quite sad, but Ms. Watame

has worked very hard,

and it must have been a hassle for her

to deliver this wonderful content.

I'm sure the fans of the show are making sad faces right now.

She's worked really hard, and I'd like to thank her for her work.

And for this show, too.

Every day, Watame and I

work together on the show.

Yeah.

Like, umm,

when we think up of new segments.

And actually,

when I decided to update to Morning Coco Live ver2.0,

I talked a bit with the Sheep.

And umm, well,

for Morning Coco's previous version,

I had a lot of suppla― suppe― support

from my friends,

especially from Watame.

Which is why I told her

When moving to Morning Coco ver2.0

"Watame,

"Morning Coco is gonna update now."

"It might be a bother

"to do it every weekday,

"so you can quit the weather if you want."

That's how I told it to her.

That's what I said, but

you guys wouldn't believe it,

but Watame replied with this:

"I wanna get better at drawing,

"so if it isn't a bother, please let me draw the weather."

Um,

I-I told her she could stop if she wanted to, but...

Umm,

she told me "I won't quit."

This made me really happy.

Really, Watame...

Geez.

She's put in so much effort every day

and I thought it was weighing down on her.

So hearing that was a real relief.

Watame, for all

the times we worked together,

Thank you, partner.

Thank you for always passing the baton to me! I'll support your dream all the way!

Thank you for always passing the baton to me!

I'll support your dream― See, Watame here

is gonna use the time she freed up

for voice lessons, etc.

She's gonna use this time

to improve as an idol

and achieve her dreams―!

In the end, I'm also her fan,

so I'm cheering her on!

That's all I wanted to say!

With all that said,

uhh, let's see―

Well, umm,

that got me sad,

but I'll be supporting Watame all the way!

And as for me―!

Ta-da!

3 Days to #KiryuCoco3D!

Kiryu Coco 3D:

3 Days to touchdown!

The three-day countdown has started―!

Hey, wai― There's no "Kiryu Coco's Song Corner".

Not happening.

Nope― We're not gonna―

We're not gonna have people... waste their mornings.

Anyway, we only have three days to go, guys!

The countdown has begun!

If you have the time

this Saturday― actually, no―

Free up some damn time!

And now, for today's weather!

"Welcome back, Mel-senpai!"

"bitey-bitey-bite"

Those claw hands are cute!

Watame's gettin' better, ain't she?!

Her progress has me stoked!

I wanna get better too, but it's hard.

Anyway, today's weather is

Mel-paisen!

Thank you so much for watching!

Have a good morning!

Only 3 days left to my 3D stream!!! You're all impatient!! Hell, I'm getting impatient! I wanna stream a lot today! Sleep is a pain~ If only I can stop sleeping~ There's so much stuff to do~ Oh, right, I'll be changing quite a bit of stuff for holoARK soon! Get hype! Your GEBO love WAIFU, Coco

Ah, the password―

I forgot to give it again.

I forgot it again.

Let's keep it the same as yesterday's.

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