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<p t="200" d="720">Hi guys!</p>
<p t="920" d="1860">It’s Virtual Cheerleader, Kizuna Ai!</p>
<p t="2940" d="1460">Yayyyyyy!</p>
<p t="4400" d="1500">just look at these soft pom-poms</p>
<p t="5900" d="840">Pom-poms!</p>
<p t="7200" d="1400">It became May before I noticed it</p>
<p t="8600" d="560">everybody,</p>
<p t="9160" d="1760">you haven&#39;t caught May blues right?</p>
<p t="10920" d="880">Are you alright?</p>
<p t="11800" d="1280">with that said, that brings us to today&#39;s video,</p>
<p t="13080" d="1160">where I’ve gathered counselling requests from twitter</p>
<p t="14240" d="1260">and I&#39;ll help you all with your worries</p>
<p t="15640" d="2080">The Virtual Cheerleader, Kizuna Ai, will</p>
<p t="17720" d="2540">help everybody with worries cheer up!</p>
<p t="20260" d="1500">to everybody who caught May blues</p>
<p t="21760" d="1440">with the help of my cheerings!</p>
<p t="23200" d="2060">Cast all your melancholic feelings aside!</p>
<p t="25260" d="1480">so without further ado, let&#39;s start!</p>
<p t="26740" d="1260">Pen name: Hau-san</p>
<p t="28000" d="1100">“I&#39;ve broke up...</p>
<p t="29100" d="2180">it looks like I&#39;ve not been able to be happy lately</p>
<p t="31700" d="580">Ai-chan!</p>
<p t="32360" d="1080">Please comfort me!”</p>
<p t="33520" d="680">Sure thing!</p>
<p t="34380" d="780">Hurray!~</p>
<p t="35600" d="660">Hurray!~</p>
<p t="36680" d="500">H</p>
<p t="37180" d="500">A</p>
<p t="37680" d="520">U</p>
<p t="38200" d="1560">hurray! hurray! Hau!</p>
<p t="39760" d="1880">hurray! hurray! Hau!</p>
<p t="42780" d="1940">HAUUUU-SANNNN!</p>
<p t="44720" d="1180">Even if you have no woman</p>
<p t="45900" d="1180">Ai-Chan is</p>
<p t="47080" d="3280">HEREeeeeeeeEEeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p t="50940" d="500">The next one is:</p>
<p t="51560" d="1820">Pen name: Antisocial-san:</p>
<p t="53500" d="1700">“The tooth I fixed at the end of last year</p>
<p t="55340" d="2960">for some reason started to hurt again!”</p>
<p t="58400" d="580">I see!</p>
<p t="58980" d="780">Hurray!</p>
<p t="60140" d="680">Hurray!</p>
<p t="61220" d="1460">Antisocial-san!</p>
<p t="62680" d="1060">hurray! hurray!</p>
<p t="63740" d="780">Antisocial-san!</p>
<p t="64520" d="1020">Hurray! Hurray!</p>
<p t="65540" d="1060">Antisocial-san!</p>
<p t="67700" d="1060">Antiiiiiiiii</p>
<p t="68760" d="1240">Socialllllllllllll!</p>
<p t="70000" d="840">Your tooth!</p>
<p t="70840" d="2440">Won&#39;t grow again!</p>
<p t="73280" d="840">Let&#39;s go</p>
<p t="74120" d="1820">to a dentist real fast !!</p>
<p t="75940" d="1080">Next one</p>
<p t="77020" d="840">SOLA-san</p>
<p t="77860" d="2140">“I don&#39;t have any friends at school.</p>
<p t="80000" d="1840">Even though I&#39;m already a second year high school student</p>
<p t="81840" d="860">I still have not made any friends.</p>
<p t="82700" d="2300">Could you tell me how to make friends?”</p>
<p t="85000" d="880">Aye, leave it to me!</p>
<p t="85880" d="700">Hurray!</p>
<p t="86580" d="980">Hurray!</p>
<p t="87560" d="1320">SO-LA-san</p>
<p t="88880" d="1140">Hurray!  Hurray!</p>
<p t="90020" d="560">SOLA-san!</p>
<p t="90580" d="1000">Hurray! Hurray!</p>
<p t="91600" d="900">SOLA-san</p>
<p t="93380" d="1640">SOLA-san!!</p>
<p t="95120" d="1780">Things like friends are subjective!</p>
<p t="97060" d="1220">Whether we are all friends</p>
<p t="98280" d="2280">is just subjective!!</p>
<p t="100560" d="680">perfect</p>
<p t="101240" d="820">The next one is:</p>
<p t="102060" d="1220">Pen name: Monaka-san</p>
<p t="103280" d="920">“The other day</p>
<p t="104260" d="680">I hurt my knee</p>
<p t="104940" d="1940">and can&#39;t get to my part-time job so I’m becoming broke.</p>
<p t="106880" d="2560">I do not have the mood to study or work.”</p>
<p t="109440" d="700">I see</p>
<p t="110140" d="780">Leave it to me!</p>
<p t="110920" d="1060">Being broke sucks!</p>
<p t="112180" d="860">Hurray~</p>
<p t="113040" d="900">Hurray~</p>
<p t="113940" d="1520">Mo-na-ka!</p>
<p t="115460" d="1020">Hurray~ Hurray~</p>
<p t="116740" d="1200">Monaka! Hurray~</p>
<p t="118160" d="1180">Hurray~ Monaka!</p>
<p t="122600" d="1120">If you&#39;re broke</p>
<p t="123980" d="2700">Stay at home and watch Ai-chan!</p>
<p t="126680" d="900">Next is...</p>
<p t="127580" d="1860">Pen name: Free-time-san</p>
<p t="129600" d="1760">&quot;Recently, I haven&#39;t been able to get out of Internet Cafes</p>
<p t="131360" d="920">What should I do?&quot;</p>
<p t="132280" d="1120">Ok, leave it to me</p>
<p t="133400" d="1520">Hurray!</p>
<p t="134920" d="1460">Hurray!</p>
<p t="136380" d="640">Free</p>
<p t="137020" d="620">time</p>
<p t="137640" d="640">guy!</p>
<p t="138500" d="2220">Yay! Yay! Free-time guy!</p>
<p t="140860" d="2000">Yay! Yay! Free-time guy!</p>
<p t="144360" d="960">Free time guy!</p>
<p t="145320" d="2000">*virtually shines from coolness*</p>
<p t="147660" d="2200">If you&#39;re finding yourself stuck at internet cafes and you have money,</p>
<p t="150040" d="3420">Go to some attractions or an amusement park!</p>
<p t="153460" d="1420">Take me and pay for me too!</p>
<p t="155080" d="1920">Everyone should be feeling better now, right?</p>
<p t="157000" d="840">Well then... last one!</p>
<p t="157860" d="1860">Pen name: Sergeant Ebibi-san</p>
<p t="159760" d="1240">“I have no free time at all”</p>
<p t="161000" d="2120">“I can&#39;t even watch half the anime I want to see”</p>
<p t="163120" d="1240">“I&#39;d like some encouragement”</p>
<p t="164360" d="780">*sad* (´・ω・`)</p>
<p t="165180" d="500">Alright!</p>
<p t="165680" d="500">Leave it to me!</p>
<p t="166260" d="980">Hurray~!</p>
<p t="167240" d="940">Hurray~~!!</p>
<p t="168180" d="1300">Sergeant Ebibi...</p>
<p t="169480" d="500">... SAN!</p>
<p t="169980" d="500">HOI ! ＼(*￣▽￣*)／</p>
<p t="170480" d="2120">Hurray! Hurray! Sergeant Ebibi!!</p>
<p t="172700" d="2380">Hurray! Hurray! Sergeant Ebibi!!</p>
<p t="175080" d="2300">*roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll*</p>
<p t="177440" d="500">EBI !!</p>
<p t="177980" d="500">*cute sfx*</p>
<p t="178540" d="2025">Being busy and having no time at all</p>
<p t="180565" d="1095">Is a good thing!</p>
<p t="181660" d="845">By using this chance</p>
<p t="182505" d="3115">Let’s stop watching all the other 2D shows!</p>
<p t="185640" d="1460">But you can’t stop watching me! ok?</p>
<p t="187100" d="4840">How was it? Did I kind of cheer you guys up a little bit there?</p>
<p t="192000" d="660">I think!?</p>
<p t="192760" d="1780">I quite like these pom-poms</p>
<p t="194540" d="1740">Hurray!~ Hurray!~</p>
<p t="196280" d="1675">Y O U...</p>
<p t="197955" d="2290">Everyone! Cheer up!~~</p>
<p t="200245" d="3235">Are you all cheered up? YES! From now on</p>
<p t="203520" d="2660">For those who are working hard out there, I will be sure to cheer you up more in the future!</p>
<p t="206180" d="2540">Virtual Cheerleader, Kizuna Ai, will work hard for it!</p>
<p t="208720" d="3480">So then, this was Virtual YouTuber Kizuna Ai! See you again~!</p>
<p t="212260" d="1000">Hurray!~ Hurray!~</p>
<p t="213860" d="4240">More at the end! Don&#39;t end the video here!</p>
<p t="218820" d="6720">Translated by Inori, Jejer, Lime_Grab, Averitius, Sp3000
Check out our discord server Ai Chan Unofficial down below in the comment section!</p>
<p t="225660" d="1880">Monster here~~</p>
<p t="227660" d="1960">Ah! These can be useful for cleaning</p>
<p t="229620" d="1020">AH! Seems good!</p>
<p t="230640" d="2220">AH! Dust! Let&#39;s clean it...clean it..</p>
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