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Hi guys!

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It’s Virtual Cheerleader, Kizuna Ai!

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Yayyyyyy!

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just look at these soft pom-poms

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Pom-poms!

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It became May before I noticed it

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everybody,

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you haven't caught May blues right?

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Are you alright?

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with that said, that brings us to today's video,

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where I’ve gathered counselling requests from twitter

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and I'll help you all with your worries

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The Virtual Cheerleader, Kizuna Ai, will

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help everybody with worries cheer up!

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to everybody who caught May blues

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with the help of my cheerings!

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Cast all your melancholic feelings aside!

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so without further ado, let's start!

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Pen name: Hau-san

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“I've broke up...

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it looks like I've not been able to be happy lately

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Ai-chan!

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Please comfort me!”

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Sure thing!

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Hurray!~

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Hurray!~

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H

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A

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U

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hurray! hurray! Hau!

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hurray! hurray! Hau!

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HAUUUU-SANNNN!

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Even if you have no woman

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Ai-Chan is

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HEREeeeeeeeEEeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The next one is:

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Pen name: Antisocial-san:

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“The tooth I fixed at the end of last year

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for some reason started to hurt again!”

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I see!

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Hurray!

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Hurray!

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Antisocial-san!

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hurray! hurray!

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Antisocial-san!

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Hurray! Hurray!

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Antisocial-san!

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Antiiiiiiiii

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Socialllllllllllll!

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Your tooth!

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Won't grow again!

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Let's go

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to a dentist real fast !!

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Next one

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SOLA-san

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“I don't have any friends at school.

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Even though I'm already a second year high school student

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I still have not made any friends.

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Could you tell me how to make friends?”

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Aye, leave it to me!

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Hurray!

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Hurray!

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SO-LA-san

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Hurray!  Hurray!

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SOLA-san!

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Hurray! Hurray!

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SOLA-san

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SOLA-san!!

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Things like friends are subjective!

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Whether we are all friends

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is just subjective!!

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perfect

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The next one is:

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Pen name: Monaka-san

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“The other day

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I hurt my knee

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and can't get to my part-time job so I’m becoming broke.

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I do not have the mood to study or work.”

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I see

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Leave it to me!

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Being broke sucks!

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Hurray~

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Hurray~

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Mo-na-ka!

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Hurray~ Hurray~

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Monaka! Hurray~

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Hurray~ Monaka!

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If you're broke

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Stay at home and watch Ai-chan!

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Next is...

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Pen name: Free-time-san

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"Recently, I haven't been able to get out of Internet Cafes

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What should I do?"

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Ok, leave it to me

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Hurray!

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Hurray!

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Free

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time

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guy!

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Yay! Yay! Free-time guy!

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Yay! Yay! Free-time guy!

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Free time guy!

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*virtually shines from coolness*

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If you're finding yourself stuck at internet cafes and you have money,

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Go to some attractions or an amusement park!

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Take me and pay for me too!

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Everyone should be feeling better now, right?

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Well then... last one!

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Pen name: Sergeant Ebibi-san

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“I have no free time at all”

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“I can't even watch half the anime I want to see”

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“I'd like some encouragement”

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*sad* (´・ω・`)

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Alright!

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Leave it to me!

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Hurray~!

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Hurray~~!!

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Sergeant Ebibi...

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... SAN!

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HOI ! ＼(*￣▽￣*)／

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Hurray! Hurray! Sergeant Ebibi!!

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Hurray! Hurray! Sergeant Ebibi!!

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*roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll*

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EBI !!

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*cute sfx*

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Being busy and having no time at all

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Is a good thing!

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By using this chance

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Let’s stop watching all the other 2D shows!

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But you can’t stop watching me! ok?

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How was it? Did I kind of cheer you guys up a little bit there?

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I think!?

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I quite like these pom-poms

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Hurray!~ Hurray!~

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Y O U...

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Everyone! Cheer up!~~

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Are you all cheered up? YES! From now on

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For those who are working hard out there, I will be sure to cheer you up more in the future!

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Virtual Cheerleader, Kizuna Ai, will work hard for it!

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So then, this was Virtual YouTuber Kizuna Ai! See you again~!

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Hurray!~ Hurray!~

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More at the end! Don't end the video here!

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Translated by Inori, Jejer, Lime_Grab, Averitius, Sp3000
Check out our discord server Ai Chan Unofficial down below in the comment section!

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Monster here~~

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Ah! These can be useful for cleaning

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AH! Seems good!

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AH! Dust! Let's clean it...clean it..