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Hello everyone! Virtual Youtuber Kizuna Ai here!

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Today, we're going to do an..

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"Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response"

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Also known as ASMR!

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I plan to make everyone experience it personally!

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Simply said..

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It's a phenomenon of making your brain tremble..

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Like being immersed in a film and it feels good..

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It's like as if your brain is melting, right?

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Rather than explaining it, let's try listening to it!

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Everyone..

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Are you ready to put on your earphones and headphones?

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Please make sure to put them on!

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Let's not wait anymore, let's go!

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*Sounds of pencil writing*

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*Sound of crumpling papers*

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*Sounds of ripping paper*

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*Virtual ear cleaning*

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Welcome back~!

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Good work today as usual!

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Eh?

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Somehow, you look very tired, right?

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Ah!

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It's true

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Let's do a virtual ear cleaning~

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The right ear and...

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The left one..

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Which one do you prefer?

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Do you prefer this one?

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Wah!?

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You have an incredible virus!

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In this case..

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I'll start with the left ear, yes?

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*Sounds of ear cleaning*

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How was it?

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Does it... hurt?

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Good..

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Then, I'll continue..

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*Sounds of ear cleaning*

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You've worked hard at your job again today~

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Good job! Good job!

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*Sounds of ear cleaning*

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What do you think?

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Is it clean now?

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Hmm..

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Then...

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Next up is the right one, alright?

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*Sounds of ear cleaning*

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Oh!

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This looks wonderful!

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It's cleaned up well~

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*Sounds of ear cleaning*

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Hmm~

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You know..

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I was thinking about playing games together after you came back~

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So I made some preparations~

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Let's play together after this, alright?

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*Sound of ear cleaning*

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*Sounds of ear cleaning and music box*

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Good!

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What do you think?

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It's cleaned now~

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Ja, jaan!

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Hmm..

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Huh?

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Eh? I finished...

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Hmm?

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Eh?

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Are you...

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Are you.. sleeping?

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Hmm...

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..Goodnight

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