Hm?

Huh!?

That spooked me!

Please!

Please please please!

Ohh...

That voice!

Yomemi!

That's right!

It'sh meee!

It's me!

Did you read the challenge I sent you?

Challenge?

Nope!

- Didn't read it! - Huh? Why?

Read it!!

That's not okay!!

- That's not what you promised! - Was that what that was?

Huh?

It's about our rematch game!

- It's... it's a challenge! - Ah, ah...

All right! Understood!

Yes, yes, yes...

But Akari has a pretty busy schedule, y'know...

- Huh!? - I just don't know if I'll have time for you, y'know?

Please, I'm begging you!

Akari-san!

I'm just kidding!

I'm super free right now

Oh, but what are we doing?

PUBG!!

PUBG!!!

PUBG!!!!

SERIOUSLY!?

"Pubgoo"?

We're playing "Pubgoo"?

"Pubgoo"?

We'll have a match in PUBG!

This time!!

Akari's...

really bad at "Pubgoo"!!

"Pubgoo"!

Didn't you say you'd do anything?

D-did I say that?

Well, whatever...

But, did you play beforehand?

N-n-not particularly, no...

You're a bad liar!

Now, the rules are... we'll count the number of enemies you kill [Akari X Yomemi PUBG Rules Whoever has the most kills wins The winner makes the loser do a punishment game equal to the difference in the number of kills]

We can even have a punishment game [Akari X Yomemi PUBG Rules Whoever has the most kills wins The winner makes the loser do a punishment game equal to the difference in the number of kills]

If you kill five of them...

The other person will have to do five things in the punishment game

Super...

Super cool rules!

Super cool rules, huh?

Okay, okay!

What's with that...

half-assed title!

Hahahaha!

I got it!

We'll use those super cool rules!

Let's do it!

Yomemi's revenge match

Let's gooooo!!

- WOAAAAAAH! - YAAAAAAAY!

[Match Started!]

Y: Uwaa, it's started~ A: I'm flying, I'm flying!

Right, it's started~

Found a car! I found a car!

I'm heading to you, Akari-chan!

Heading over... heading over

I'm dangling!

Hahahaha!

I'm heading over there now

Okay, thank you

Go, go! Let's go!

You're already in a car?

Yeah! I'm already in a car! A red car!

I've found a weapon!

Let's get moving in that bus!

Bus bus bus!!

With this...

Em... Emerald...

Emerald Green Bus

Emerald Green Bus?

What?

What did you say?

Ene...

Y: Emerald Green Bus! A: Emerald Gree?

Emerald Green Bus!

That's pretty amazing

A: Yay! Let's go!! Y: Go! Go! Let's go!!!

Okay, okay

Let's move on!

How scary!

It really is scary!

I get what you mean!

Right? This is crazy!

Where are you, Miss Yomemi?

Um, right now

I'm kinda...

Where am I? I'm kinda...

I'm over here!

Where are you?

I'm over here!

I'm over here!!

Y: This is a Safe Zone! So... we'll be safe here A: Yeah, yeah! Okay, okay!

Y: We'll wait for the enemy here! We'll wait! A: Those kinds of zones exist too, huh?

Huh...

That's pretty crazy

If there's an enemy far away...

It'll be bad since Akari doesn't have a scope...

Leave it to me!

I'll do it!

Yomemi-sama!

I'm relying on you!!

Please protect me...

I-I'll protect you!

B-but can I?

Yeah! I'll protect you!

I'll protect you, I'll protect you!

Akari-chan! Akari-chan!

Y: Medkit here! A: Huh? You sure?

Can I have this?

Take it, take it!

This is my, y'know...

A bribe?

Is it a bribe?

Hahahaha!

Aha!

Ahhhhh!

Hold on!

Enemy spotted!

Y: E-enemy spotted... A: Really?

Y: They're over there! They're over there! A: A-ah, they're over there?

Aaah!

They're over there!

They're over there!!

Nooo!

There they are!

A: They're over there! Y: There they are!

Y: Now! Now! A: It's him! Kill him!

A: Kill him! Go, Yomemi! Kill 'em! Y: Firing, firing! Here I go!!

Y: Ooh, I can do it! A: Go, go!

A: Akari'll do her best too! Y: Um... my...

I'lllllll d-d-dooooooo myyyyyy beeeeeest!! Ahahaha!

With my aiming skills,

I can probably do it!!

Y: Though I'm not sure if I can! A: Akari... yeah, I definitely hit him

Wonder if I can do it?

Whee!

Wow~ You're working hard, Miss Yomemi~

Nah, it's because I want you to do the punishment game, Akari-chan!

That's fine!

Akari's the type to get a lot of kills

in the endgame!

Ohh?

Oh, is that so~?

Crazy...

A: I'll guard the rear Y: I'll do it!

I wanna take a really good...

snapshot of this view

Okay!

Y: Outside! Outside! Outside! Outside! A: Outside! Outside! Ay!

Y: Walk over! A: This is crazy

Walk over, let's go!

Sure!

A: That's gotta be it! Y: Head over to the safe zone

Does your HP go down?

Yes yes yes yes!

If you go outside the safe zone...

Y: Your HP will quickly deplete A: Really?

I'll be careful!

Y: Okay, okay! A: W-w-what should we do?

Yikes!

A: Crap, I hear gunshots! Y: Gun... gunshots! Gunshots! Gunshots!

Y: Maybe, th-th-th-they're here! A: Behind us? Behind?

Th-they're here!

Y: Definitely probably here! (?) A: This is bad!

It's possible that they're here...

Y: No! They're definitely here! A: They're definitely here!

Y: Ah, aah! A: Ahh! Yomemi-chan!

A: Are you okay? Y: This is bad, this is bad!

Y: This is bad! A: Are you okay? Hold on a second!

Akari will support you!

A: I'll support you! Y: For now I'll hide and heal up

Y: Akari-chan, help me... A: Do your best!

They’re either there or on top of the mountain!

This is bad!

I’ll do my best!

Seriously...

I’m probably gonna d-d-d….

Y: I’m almost dead! A: You still good? You fine?

Yeah!

Huh!?

You can do it! You can do it!

You'll survive somehow!

Well, Akari-chan...

attracted the enemy’s attention so...

Healing complete!

Healing complete now!

Okay okay!

What a relief!

I was just hiding behind the tree though

There he is! There's the enemy!

Are you all right?

I'll kill him! I'll kill 'em

Whee!

Weh?

I can't take it anymore!

I want to avoid killing as much as I can!

You're... nice~

You're too nice, Akari-chan!

This is a video game!

My popularity rating's going to go up!

You're too nice!

All right!

Let’s go!

Whee!

There's 11 left alive!

Yeah, there are!

I'll let you guard the rear!

Watch my back!

Y: Wheeee! A:Understood! ["Kashiko Mari," also the name of another Vtuber]

Y: Oiiiiii! A: Yikes...

I don't wanna kill anyone

This is bad...

Why am I on this battlefield in the first place?

Crawling along is scary too

You'll scrape your knees!

Medicine! I'll drink the medicine!

No, I get it!

We'll crawl!

We'll scrape our knees!

Ahh! That's scary!

A: He's there he's there he's there! Y: The enemy! The enemy!

A: Go, go, go, go! Y: There he is there he is!!

Waaa! I can... I can do it!

A: Can you hit him? Y: I can!

I'm counting on you!

Yikes, he's pretty close, isn't he?

Yahoooo!

He died! He died!

Now there's only 9 left!! [7 left]

A: Amazing, Miss Yomemi! Y: All right!!

A: Amazing! Y: All riiiiight!

Yeah! I'm incredible!

A: Watch out! You're a genius! Y: I'm a genius AI! All right! I can do it!

Akari'll just pretend to shoot

Ack!

A: Wait a minute... Y: Whee, whee

Yomemi-chan...

Help... me!

I'm coming! I'm on my way!

I... I'm coming!!

I'm coming!

Y: Just hold on! A: I can't... take much more...

Are you all right?

Stop kidding around!

A: Ah! You're here... Y: I-I'm here to save you!!

I'm fine... go on... without me!

Akari!!!

Akari-cha--!!

I'm dead...

Akari-chaaan! [Akari's kills: 0]

I'm sorry... [Yomemi's viewpoint]

I'll take your helmet and scope... [Yomemi's viewpoint]

It's fine...

Think of me...

when you wear this helmet

I'll think of you, Akari-chan...

When I wear this helmet...

Hahahaha!

Ah! Then, Akari-chan,

Y: Could you cheer me on like, "Hurray, hurray!" A: S-sure!

Hurray! Hurray!

YOMEMI!

Ah, watch out!

Get back inside, get back inside!

Crap oh crap oh crap oh crap!

Crap oh crap oh crap oh crap!!

A: Did that just backfire? Y: That was close!

There he is!

Enemy spotted! Enemy spotted!

A: Huh? Are you okay? Y: Thanks anyway though!!

All right, here I go!

Akari-chan's cheer song is working!

Your cheer song is working!

Ah, go, go!

Amazing!

UWAAAAAA!

No way!

Ah, hold on!

What do you mean, "it's just one of those days"!? ["Well, it's just one of those days!"] [Yomemi's kills: 4]

You've gotta be kidding me!

We tried our best!

[Match Complete!]

A: Ahhhhhhhh! Oooohhh... Y: Wheee! Yaaaay! Wheee! I won! I won! I won!

A: Frustrating! I'm so frustrated!! Y: Hey, Darling? ♪ Daaaaaaarling!! ♪

I finally did it, right?

Akari was too much of a noob!

I'm sorry... I'm sorry...

But still,

You're a worthy opponent for a first-timer, Akari-chan!

Like-I-said! Like I said!

Considering you hadn't played before!

It was quite a challenge!

A: Dammiiiiiit! Y: Really challenging!

Well, now that that's done,

Let's play again sometime!

Bye byeee!!

Hey!

Hold on a minute!!

Wait wait wait wait!!

That wasn't what you promised, remember?

Akari-chan?

Huh... ah...

What... uh... huh...

What are you talking about?

DO THE PUNISHMENT GAME!!

Huuuuuuh?

Do I really have to do the punishment game?

Huh? But! Four things!

I have to do four things!?

That's right! Four things!

Because,

I got 4 kills

What should I do?

A kissy face! A kissy face!

I did a kissy face last time, didn't I?

So Akari-chan should... do a kissy face too!

And!

Y: Drink a hand-made... Hi-Potion! A: Hold on a minute!

A Hi-Potion?

No way I'm drinking a Hi-Potion!

There's no way I'm doing that!!

I wouldn't be able to upload the video!

If I drank that!!

No, no, no

I'm doing it

So then, do a sexy pose!!

Please do a sexy pose!! Pwease!

Got it!

I'm okay with doing a sexy pose!

That kind of "hmm, hmm ♥" adult charm!

The third thing!

The third thing is!

In the next video!

Y: I want you to ***************! A: Yeah, yeah!

Okay, okay?

Got it!

Let's do that!

Ahahahahahaha!

Thank you very much!

And one last thing. One last thing!

Y: One last thiiiiiing! ♪ A: You've really prepared for this, haven't you...?

Y: The last one is...? A: Stop! What should I do...?

I want... I want to play with you again

AHHHHHHHH...

Are you an angel?

You're an angel!

I've been blessed by an angel!

I'd be super satisfied if you played with me, Akari-chan!

But still!

I want to play with you!!

Huh... thank you!

Thank you!

Let's play! Let's play!

I think those four things will be fine!

Let's play a lot from now on, okay?

Yeah!

Thanks for today!

Same here!

Y: We'll definitely play again! A: Let's play again!

It's a promise!

Bye bye! See you again!

Bye bye!!

S-see you later alligator!! See you later, ALIGEHTAH!

You just said something amazing,

never heard that before...

Bye bye!

Hahahaha!

Bye bye!

Love!♥

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[Translated by Josuke, Loserbait]

[Punishment Game ① Kissy Face]

I'll do it! Here I go!

[Punishment Game ② Sexy Pose]

Is this okay? I wonder

That’s not good! You can see everything!

*sigh…*

Is it okay if I do it like this?

Okey-dokey?