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<p t="0" d="1820">Hey hey hey look!</p>
<p t="2100" d="3200">There&#39;s a pigeon on Mario&#39;s nose!</p>
<p t="5300" d="3600">Isn&#39;t this amazing? I want to watch this forever! Let&#39;s take a picture!</p>
<p t="11780" d="3980">I messed up and the pigeon flew away...</p>
<p t="17760" d="1920">Well then,</p>
<p t="19700" d="2900">Hello everyone... Virtual Gamer Kizuna Ai here...</p>
<p t="22605" d="2080">What is this robot?!</p>
<p t="25185" d="2420">We are going to do some Super Mario Odyssey today!
[Hay, you got any amiibo?]
[If you happen to have one, put&#39;em to work! They are good at finding any Power Moons]</p>
<p t="27935" d="2800">[And here&#39;s a kicker! Depending on the amiibo you use, you might get a little bonus costume too!]</p>
<p t="30735" d="2890">I can&#39;t touch amiibo... since I&#39;m virtual</p>
<p t="33985" d="2890">Nintedo-san... Did I say Nintedo?</p>
<p t="36880" d="1880">Nintendo-san!</p>
<p t="39100" d="4420">Can you please create an amiibo… that can even be used virtually?</p>
<p t="43520" d="1240">Ah! Theres something here!</p>
<p t="45105" d="1000">Oss!</p>
<p t="46105" d="1710">[ Oi! We met in the Sand Kingdom ]</p>
<p t="47815" d="2950">Yes we met in the Sand kingdom, right?  Yes we met each other right? 
[ This be a celebration of our meeting ]</p>
<p t="50765" d="1715">What are ye giving me?</p>
<p t="54000" d="3515">You’re giving me a Moon? Thank you kindly!</p>
<p t="57520" d="3380">You&#39;re so kind
[ Alright! I think I&#39;ll continue on travelling around the world now~ ]</p>
<p t="61080" d="1000">[ Next I wanna go see a big waterfall! ]</p>
<p t="62305" d="2320">[ Yes, sir ]
That&#39;s true, he&#39;s rich, isn&#39;t he?</p>
<p t="65005" d="1240">Really rich, isn&#39;t she?</p>
<p t="66715" d="1880">Can we do 100 jumps on this? 
[ The mayor sure did a bang up job of getting the city running again ]</p>
<p t="68980" d="3120">I’m sure I&#39;ll get something if I do it 100 times right? Let&#39;s do this!</p>
<p t="73840" d="1320">Ah- sorry 
[ Wanna jump rope? Jump man! ]</p>
<p t="75440" d="1140">Aaand-go</p>
<p t="76580" d="3120">One, two, three, go!</p>
<p t="79920" d="1000">One...</p>
<p t="80920" d="1455">Two...</p>
<p t="82375" d="1000">Three...</p>
<p t="84895" d="1000">10 
[ Faster! ]</p>
<p t="87345" d="1000">20 
[ Faster! ]</p>
<p t="89795" d="1000">30</p>
<p t="91020" d="3100">35… 36… 37… 38...</p>
<p t="94340" d="3600">Ah! Why? I pressed it! Aaaaaa-hah</p>
<p t="97940" d="1820">Waaa~ 
[ Back up to give it another try ]</p>
<p t="99760" d="2040">I&#39;ll come back and challenge it again some other time</p>
<p t="101980" d="2380">The pigeon... back there, I wanted to...</p>
<p t="104400" d="1920">...Take a picture with Mario</p>
<p t="106740" d="1600">Hm? I can talk to him?</p>
<p t="108920" d="2420">[ Welcome to New Donk City, the big banana, no place like it. Do you know about the action guide? ]</p>
<p t="111720" d="2840">I&#39;m good  
[ Enjoy your stay! ]
Ah! I see!</p>
<p t="114560" d="2320">I really want this! 
[ How are my kids so good at this? ]</p>
<p t="117905" d="1000">Huh? What?</p>
<p t="120255" d="1000">Ehheh</p>
<p t="122105" d="1450">Oh my</p>
<p t="124145" d="1000">Is this it?</p>
<p t="126375" d="2530">You&#39;re kidding, right?</p>
<p t="129360" d="3620">Oh-oh-oh, that way, ah-ah-ah!</p>
<p t="133020" d="1000">Is it that way? 
[ L: Accelerate R: Steer ]</p>
<p t="135845" d="1000">This..t his way</p>
<p t="137355" d="1000">This… this way</p>
<p t="138355" d="1920">This way… this way</p>
<p t="140280" d="1740">O-hehehehe...</p>
<p t="143980" d="1500">Remote  control is hard.</p>
<p t="146160" d="1540">This...this way...</p>
<p t="147720" d="4500">This way… this way… this way… this way</p>
<p t="152520" d="1000">Do this and....</p>
<p t="153820" d="2120">I do this and… you can capture the old man?</p>
<p t="157060" d="1540">Ok-now...</p>
<p t="158800" d="3475">You have to be careful not to use this for wrongdoing Mario... Let&#39;s go one more time</p>
<p t="162280" d="1440">Aaaaaaahah- do I do it like this?</p>
<p t="165140" d="2260">Ah! I can do it! I can do it! I did it!</p>
<p t="168980" d="2540">Mini car moon is what it says, this is so cool, right? 
[ Remotely captured car ]</p>
<p t="171620" d="2040">You can capture the old man, right?</p>
<p t="174795" d="2720">Sorry old man! Wait, I&#39;ve been looking at him for a while and...</p>
<p t="180595" d="3340">This look suits you old man, looking good, ok anyone else?</p>
<p t="184295" d="2960">Who&#39;s this person? I can&#39;t do it on them, right? 
[ It&#39;s great to see the power flowing again ]</p>
<p t="189545" d="1680">Crazy Cap original 
[ C&#39;mon in to the Original Crazy Cap store ]</p>
<p t="192625" d="1290">Why I would love to</p>
<p t="196120" d="2380">[ Agh! Which one? ]
Oh! There&#39;s a person</p>
<p t="199260" d="1900">[ Builder helmet: Whether you&#39;re building or inspecting, you gotta keep your head safe ]
There’s quite a few of them here,  huh?</p>
<p t="201160" d="2000">I want a sticker! 
[Metro Kingdom sticker: A sticker inspired by Mayor Pauline ]</p>
<p t="203360" d="1000">[ Is this what you wanted? ] 
Yes</p>
<p t="204380" d="1740">I&#39;ll buy this 
[ Golf outfit: Wait, let me tune down my outfit so I can hear you ]</p>
<p t="206300" d="3540">This is… ah, it gets painted into the Oddyssey ship!</p>
<p t="209840" d="1920">I don’t really want that</p>
<p t="214220" d="1560">You&#39;re selling it, huh? I see</p>
<p t="217755" d="1000">Where does this lead?</p>
<p t="222540" d="1000">That&#39;s it?</p>
<p t="229640" d="1040">What&#39;s this?</p>
<p t="231060" d="3480">Oh! Oh! Oh! You can do that?</p>
<p t="234540" d="1380">Let’s go exploring~</p>
<p t="238760" d="2220">If I fall down from here, I will die</p>
<p t="242120" d="1360">Poyoyoyoyo</p>
<p t="245580" d="1860">I can&#39;t see it anywhere</p>
<p t="247680" d="1880">Can&#39;t I get down from here? Ah!</p>
<p t="250725" d="2290">Oh, theres a rabbit here, what?</p>
<p t="253795" d="2920">Rabbit, wait, wait! Rabbit, eh?</p>
<p t="256715" d="2050">Oh, he disappeared!</p>
<p t="259325" d="2190">Oh, there he is! How do I get there?</p>
<p t="261925" d="1030">Thats unfortunate</p>
<p t="264980" d="2880">I knew I wouldnt die, ah-thank god, I&#39;m sorry Mario</p>
<p t="268480" d="1580">Is the rabbit that way?</p>
<p t="270420" d="1520">Wait Mr. Rabbit!</p>
<p t="273185" d="1000">Ah!</p>
<p t="274835" d="2450">I cant reach that</p>
<p t="279200" d="2080">This looks difficult</p>
<p t="283440" d="1280">I want to go to the other side</p>
<p t="285865" d="1170">Ah, I see! I see! I see!</p>
<p t="287900" d="3140">All right! I did it! I love you~</p>
<p t="292740" d="1320">Poyoyo~eh?</p>
<p t="294420" d="1000">I fell doooown!</p>
<p t="296620" d="980">I fell</p>
<p t="297700" d="1340">I didn&#39;t fall down all the way</p>
<p t="306800" d="1000">Let&#39;s go over-AAAAH!</p>
<p t="311040" d="1180">No! No! Poyoyo</p>
<p t="312340" d="1000">Poyoyo 
(Yes, I am adding subs for poyoyo. F my life)</p>
<p t="313340" d="1740">Pull and-poyoyo~</p>
<p t="316060" d="1000">One more time, ok?</p>
<p t="318455" d="1020">Poyoyo~</p>
<p t="323245" d="1000">Oh!</p>
<p t="324980" d="1000">Alright!</p>
<p t="327380" d="3460">Oh! Ah, ah, I wanna do that hip-dro… backdr…</p>
<p t="336320" d="2140">No I&#39;m gonna-flfkdglkjdfi</p>
<p t="338660" d="3040">Why can&#39;t I climb up properly?</p>
<p t="341875" d="1000">Now...</p>
<p t="344335" d="1000">Bam!</p>
<p t="346945" d="2200">Oh? Here! It&#39;s here, right?</p>
<p t="349145" d="1575">Oh, the rabbit is gone!</p>
<p t="351360" d="3640">You&#39;re over there AGAIN! Geez!</p>
<p t="356020" d="1020">You shouldn&#39;t do that!</p>
<p t="358765" d="1000">It’s up there, right?!</p>
<p t="360035" d="1060">Now we can go over there</p>
<p t="362045" d="1010">Now we can go, right?</p>
<p t="364160" d="2220">Wait! Wait! Wait!</p>
<p t="368620" d="2440">Nyanyanyanyanya, what do we do about this rabbit?</p>
<p t="371060" d="2060">And now, we&#39;re gonna get it!</p>
<p t="375520" d="1060">That’s wrong!</p>
<p t="377075" d="1470">That’s not it!</p>
<p t="380225" d="2270">One more time! I&#39;ll surely catch him!</p>
<p t="383715" d="1000">Poyoyo~</p>
<p t="385800" d="1000">Whaaaaaa?</p>
<p t="388180" d="1460">That&#39;s not fair!</p>
<p t="391385" d="1000">Noooo! That’s not fair!</p>
<p t="392465" d="1000">Right?</p>
<p t="393615" d="2190">Eeeh? That’s not fair</p>
<p t="398955" d="1260">Aaand-</p>
<p t="400635" d="2840">Aaaah! I fell down! Damn it! You idiot!</p>
<p t="404625" d="2830">Let&#39;s forget about the rabbit! No rabbit!</p>
<p t="407455" d="3440">You anger me! I feel jealous of these people who just talk to each other all day</p>
<p t="411945" d="2820">Hey, we can use a Power moon, right?</p>
<p t="414975" d="2320">Will you share a bit with me?</p>
<p t="418245" d="1870">I can see it from above</p>
<p t="424400" d="2040">Hm? There’s a bike here</p>
<p t="428300" d="1080">Accelerate?</p>
<p t="429685" d="1000">Vroooom~</p>
<p t="431405" d="1000">Ooooh!</p>
<p t="433165" d="1100">What&#39;s this?</p>
<p t="441755" d="2580">Yay! I be fallin&#39;</p>
<p t="444800" d="1520">Oh, you can speed it up?</p>
<p t="446620" d="3015">Heheheh! Sorry Mario</p>
<p t="449640" d="1560">All right! Let&#39;s go one more time</p>
<p t="451200" d="2480">Eh? Where did that spot that we were at earlier go?</p>
<p t="453765" d="2970">At times like these, open up your map and...</p>
<p t="456735" d="3210">Warp over here, I feel like this is what you have to do, is this not it?</p>
<p t="459960" d="2180">Is this not it? I feel like this is not it, fall!</p>
<p t="462280" d="3240">Ooook, now...</p>
<p t="466460" d="3580">This time, we can’t be led astray by the music</p>
<p t="474540" d="1440">Tick, tock, tick, tock</p>
<p t="475980" d="1320">Tick, tock, tick, tock</p>
<p t="477300" d="2100">Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick</p>
<p t="479640" d="1020">What’s this?</p>
<p t="482165" d="1110">I see!</p>
<p t="483280" d="2640">Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick-Ahahaha...</p>
<p t="486720" d="1080">Hahaha</p>
<p t="487800" d="2875">I gotta get there somehow… somehow...</p>
<p t="490680" d="1100">Somehow</p>
<p t="492540" d="2520">Falling.....</p>
<p t="496800" d="1420">This is such a harsh world</p>
<p t="499065" d="2960">Ok! This is the respawn point, it’s here, this time, I will surely...</p>
<p t="502025" d="2840">My bike&#39;s… ummm....</p>
<p t="504865" d="3000">pre… pre… prescription?</p>
<p t="507965" d="2010">I&#39;ll show you my driving skills</p>
<p t="512900" d="1480">Oh, I&#39;m doing good! I&#39;m doing good!</p>
<p t="514460" d="2740">I&#39;m doing better than I was before but... I&#39;m doing better than I was before but...</p>
<p t="517200" d="3120">I couldnt get the key! Ah! Somehow, somehow, somehow</p>
<p t="520320" d="2980">Somehow, somehow, somehow get me there...</p>
<p t="523860" d="1580">Somehow, just somehow let me live</p>
<p t="526540" d="2680">Can you not spare my life somehow?</p>
<p t="529220" d="1740">I want that moon.</p>
<p t="531320" d="3495">I want that moon, I feel I was but...</p>
<p t="534815" d="2470">I got too carried away and fell over</p>
<p t="540265" d="1380">I did it! I&#39;m alive!</p>
<p t="542495" d="3050">I did it! I&#39;m alive! Let’s get off</p>
<p t="545545" d="1000">Let&#39;s get off</p>
<p t="546755" d="2680">I can’t get down and try once more?</p>
<p t="549955" d="1670">Is the bike here?</p>
<p t="551935" d="3010">It&#39;s not here though! So it’s ok if we run, right?</p>
<p t="554945" d="1000">Here</p>
<p t="557815" d="1100">C&#39;mon, let’s run!</p>
<p t="559865" d="2080">Mario, run! Fast, fast!</p>
<p t="562745" d="1630">Do your best Mario!</p>
<p t="564915" d="2410">We dont have a bike but…. aaahah</p>
<p t="568880" d="2925">No wonder you fell down...</p>
<p t="572260" d="540">This time for sure...</p>
<p t="572860" d="1400">We can do it, right?</p>
<p t="574720" d="3360">Has the bike returned? Oh! It has</p>
<p t="578600" d="1820">There’s some mysterious power behind this right?</p>
<p t="581260" d="2800">Right now, I felt like Mario replied to me with a &quot;yes&quot;</p>
<p t="589840" d="2500">Yes, yes, we can do it this time Mario</p>
<p t="596015" d="1000">I did it!</p>
<p t="597765" d="1640">You&#39;re gonna fall now right? I know</p>
<p t="601420" d="1000">I MADE IT!</p>
<p t="603140" d="1280">I did it!</p>
<p t="604555" d="3050">If I fall down, can I still use my bike?</p>
<p t="607605" d="1520">Will the bike come back?</p>
<p t="612360" d="995">Look!</p>
<p t="613900" d="1195">Great!</p>
<p t="615095" d="2480">Eh? Where? Where? Where is it?</p>
<p t="619525" d="2360">Where is it?</p>
<p t="622825" d="1000">Let’s get down</p>
<p t="624180" d="3500">Let’s try going to the bottom of this manhole one more time</p>
<p t="627680" d="540">Jump!</p>
<p t="630420" d="3740">I didn’t get anything... let’s break that place down</p>
<p t="634180" d="3920">Let&#39;s get that moon… the ones who say that are the ones who fail</p>
<p t="640140" d="2000">No, no, no, no, no, no, no!</p>
<p t="647440" d="2120">WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!</p>
<p t="649580" d="3300">Bam! Get yourself killed, that’s my style</p>
<p t="652880" d="2640">There might be nothing here, there’s nothing here, right?</p>
<p t="658415" d="2250">Ah! I got back!</p>
<p t="661255" d="1910">Hmmmm… oh!</p>
<p t="663580" d="1820">Alright! 
[ We need you to inspect this building. Please come back later with proper clothes for the job ]</p>
<p t="665460" d="2300">[ Your clothes are not suitable for this job ]</p>
<p t="668095" d="3250">I can do this if I change my clothes? I have a new job to do</p>
<p t="671400" d="3460">With guts we shall-where is that shop again?</p>
<p t="674860" d="2580">What&#39;s wrong? Are you ok?</p>
<p t="677440" d="2680">Did you get stood up by your lover?</p>
<p t="680625" d="1120">Poor guy</p>
<p t="682160" d="2780">Give me a builder outfit please… a builder outfit?</p>
<p t="685340" d="2080">Dosent look like they have it, huh?</p>
<p t="690315" d="1480">Ah, wait!</p>
<p t="692795" d="1940">You need these coins, right?</p>
<p t="695585" d="2450">Oh, I can! Oh, I just barely can&#39;t afford it</p>
<p t="698360" d="2480">I still need two more! I&#39;m gonna change</p>
<p t="700840" d="1760">I&#39;m done for, right?</p>
<p t="703260" d="3720">This isn&#39;t the time to buy stickers and sell them...</p>
<p t="707700" d="3460">We&#39;re done for, Mario… where can we find more coins?</p>
<p t="711875" d="2060">We&#39;re done for, Mario...You need more yellow clothes</p>
<p t="714335" d="1340">Where is it? Ah, there are exactly two of them</p>
<p t="716240" d="1720">But, I&#39;ll get them from that place</p>
<p t="721700" d="1780">Turn this way and...</p>
<p t="723655" d="1800">Jump! A-ah I got it!</p>
<p t="726055" d="1000">This is great!</p>
<p t="728655" d="1140">Alllllright!</p>
<p t="732825" d="3160">Ah, Ah! Three! Thank you! Now I can buy it</p>
<p t="735985" d="1010">Yay!</p>
<p t="737665" d="1000">It’s here, right?</p>
<p t="739285" d="3040">Sister! I brought the money!</p>
<p t="745295" d="1000">Ta-daaaaa!</p>
<p t="746575" d="2710">Now we can go help out that guy!</p>
<p t="751220" d="5160">Translated by Aman, Vortex, Zerch, tototo and loliko</p>
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