WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.820 Hey hey hey look! 00:00:02.100 --> 00:00:05.300 There's a pigeon on Mario's nose! 00:00:05.300 --> 00:00:08.900 Isn't this amazing? I want to watch this forever! Let's take a picture! 00:00:11.780 --> 00:00:15.760 I messed up and the pigeon flew away... 00:00:17.760 --> 00:00:19.680 Well then, 00:00:19.700 --> 00:00:22.600 Hello everyone... Virtual Gamer Kizuna Ai here... 00:00:22.605 --> 00:00:24.685 What is this robot?! 00:00:25.185 --> 00:00:27.605 We are going to do some Super Mario Odyssey today! [Hay, you got any amiibo?] [If you happen to have one, put'em to work! They are good at finding any Power Moons] 00:00:27.935 --> 00:00:30.735 [And here's a kicker! Depending on the amiibo you use, you might get a little bonus costume too!] 00:00:30.735 --> 00:00:33.625 I can't touch amiibo... since I'm virtual 00:00:33.985 --> 00:00:36.875 Nintedo-san... Did I say Nintedo? 00:00:36.880 --> 00:00:38.760 Nintendo-san! 00:00:39.100 --> 00:00:43.520 Can you please create an amiibo… that can even be used virtually? 00:00:43.520 --> 00:00:44.760 Ah! Theres something here! 00:00:45.105 --> 00:00:46.105 Oss! 00:00:46.105 --> 00:00:47.815 [ Oi! We met in the Sand Kingdom ] 00:00:47.815 --> 00:00:50.765 Yes we met in the Sand kingdom, right? Yes we met each other right? [ This be a celebration of our meeting ] 00:00:50.765 --> 00:00:52.480 What are ye giving me? 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:57.515 You’re giving me a Moon? Thank you kindly! 00:00:57.520 --> 00:01:00.900 You're so kind [ Alright! I think I'll continue on travelling around the world now~ ] 00:01:01.080 --> 00:01:02.080 [ Next I wanna go see a big waterfall! ] 00:01:02.305 --> 00:01:04.625 [ Yes, sir ] That's true, he's rich, isn't he? 00:01:05.005 --> 00:01:06.245 Really rich, isn't she? 00:01:06.715 --> 00:01:08.595 Can we do 100 jumps on this? [ The mayor sure did a bang up job of getting the city running again ] 00:01:08.980 --> 00:01:12.100 I’m sure I'll get something if I do it 100 times right? Let's do this! 00:01:13.840 --> 00:01:15.160 Ah- sorry [ Wanna jump rope? Jump man! ] 00:01:15.440 --> 00:01:16.580 Aaand-go 00:01:16.580 --> 00:01:19.700 One, two, three, go! 00:01:19.920 --> 00:01:20.920 One... 00:01:20.920 --> 00:01:22.375 Two... 00:01:22.375 --> 00:01:23.375 Three... 00:01:24.895 --> 00:01:25.895 10 [ Faster! ] 00:01:27.345 --> 00:01:28.345 20 [ Faster! ] 00:01:29.795 --> 00:01:30.795 30 00:01:31.020 --> 00:01:34.120 35… 36… 37… 38... 00:01:34.340 --> 00:01:37.940 Ah! Why? I pressed it! Aaaaaa-hah 00:01:37.940 --> 00:01:39.760 Waaa~ [ Back up to give it another try ] 00:01:39.760 --> 00:01:41.800 I'll come back and challenge it again some other time 00:01:41.980 --> 00:01:44.360 The pigeon... back there, I wanted to... 00:01:44.400 --> 00:01:46.320 ...Take a picture with Mario 00:01:46.740 --> 00:01:48.340 Hm? I can talk to him? 00:01:48.920 --> 00:01:51.340 [ Welcome to New Donk City, the big banana, no place like it. Do you know about the action guide? ] 00:01:51.720 --> 00:01:54.560 I'm good [ Enjoy your stay! ] Ah! I see! 00:01:54.560 --> 00:01:56.880 I really want this! [ How are my kids so good at this? ] 00:01:57.905 --> 00:01:58.905 Huh? What? 00:02:00.255 --> 00:02:01.255 Ehheh 00:02:02.105 --> 00:02:03.555 Oh my 00:02:04.145 --> 00:02:05.145 Is this it? 00:02:06.375 --> 00:02:08.905 You're kidding, right? 00:02:09.360 --> 00:02:12.980 Oh-oh-oh, that way, ah-ah-ah! 00:02:13.020 --> 00:02:14.020 Is it that way? [ L: Accelerate R: Steer ] 00:02:15.845 --> 00:02:16.845 This..t his way 00:02:17.355 --> 00:02:18.355 This… this way 00:02:18.355 --> 00:02:20.275 This way… this way 00:02:20.280 --> 00:02:22.020 O-hehehehe... 00:02:23.980 --> 00:02:25.480 Remote control is hard. 00:02:26.160 --> 00:02:27.700 This...this way... 00:02:27.720 --> 00:02:32.220 This way… this way… this way… this way 00:02:32.520 --> 00:02:33.520 Do this and.... 00:02:33.820 --> 00:02:35.940 I do this and… you can capture the old man? 00:02:37.060 --> 00:02:38.600 Ok-now... 00:02:38.800 --> 00:02:42.275 You have to be careful not to use this for wrongdoing Mario... Let's go one more time 00:02:42.280 --> 00:02:43.720 Aaaaaaahah- do I do it like this? 00:02:45.140 --> 00:02:47.400 Ah! I can do it! I can do it! I did it! 00:02:48.980 --> 00:02:51.520 Mini car moon is what it says, this is so cool, right? [ Remotely captured car ] 00:02:51.620 --> 00:02:53.660 You can capture the old man, right? 00:02:54.795 --> 00:02:57.515 Sorry old man! Wait, I've been looking at him for a while and... 00:03:00.595 --> 00:03:03.935 This look suits you old man, looking good, ok anyone else? 00:03:04.295 --> 00:03:07.255 Who's this person? I can't do it on them, right? [ It's great to see the power flowing again ] 00:03:09.545 --> 00:03:11.225 Crazy Cap original [ C'mon in to the Original Crazy Cap store ] 00:03:12.625 --> 00:03:13.915 Why I would love to 00:03:16.120 --> 00:03:18.500 [ Agh! Which one? ] Oh! There's a person 00:03:19.260 --> 00:03:21.160 [ Builder helmet: Whether you're building or inspecting, you gotta keep your head safe ] There’s quite a few of them here, huh? 00:03:21.160 --> 00:03:23.160 I want a sticker! [Metro Kingdom sticker: A sticker inspired by Mayor Pauline ] 00:03:23.360 --> 00:03:24.360 [ Is this what you wanted? ] Yes 00:03:24.380 --> 00:03:26.120 I'll buy this [ Golf outfit: Wait, let me tune down my outfit so I can hear you ] 00:03:26.300 --> 00:03:29.840 This is… ah, it gets painted into the Oddyssey ship! 00:03:29.840 --> 00:03:31.760 I don’t really want that 00:03:34.220 --> 00:03:35.780 You're selling it, huh? I see 00:03:37.755 --> 00:03:38.755 Where does this lead? 00:03:42.540 --> 00:03:43.540 That's it? 00:03:49.640 --> 00:03:50.680 What's this? 00:03:51.060 --> 00:03:54.540 Oh! Oh! Oh! You can do that? 00:03:54.540 --> 00:03:55.920 Let’s go exploring~ 00:03:58.760 --> 00:04:00.980 If I fall down from here, I will die 00:04:02.120 --> 00:04:03.480 Poyoyoyoyo 00:04:05.580 --> 00:04:07.440 I can't see it anywhere 00:04:07.680 --> 00:04:09.560 Can't I get down from here? Ah! 00:04:10.725 --> 00:04:13.015 Oh, theres a rabbit here, what? 00:04:13.795 --> 00:04:16.715 Rabbit, wait, wait! Rabbit, eh? 00:04:16.715 --> 00:04:18.765 Oh, he disappeared! 00:04:19.325 --> 00:04:21.515 Oh, there he is! How do I get there? 00:04:21.925 --> 00:04:22.955 Thats unfortunate 00:04:24.980 --> 00:04:27.860 I knew I wouldnt die, ah-thank god, I'm sorry Mario 00:04:28.480 --> 00:04:30.060 Is the rabbit that way? 00:04:30.420 --> 00:04:31.940 Wait Mr. Rabbit! 00:04:33.185 --> 00:04:34.185 Ah! 00:04:34.835 --> 00:04:37.285 I cant reach that 00:04:39.200 --> 00:04:41.280 This looks difficult 00:04:43.440 --> 00:04:44.720 I want to go to the other side 00:04:45.865 --> 00:04:47.035 Ah, I see! I see! I see! 00:04:47.900 --> 00:04:51.040 All right! I did it! I love you~ 00:04:52.740 --> 00:04:54.060 Poyoyo~eh? 00:04:54.420 --> 00:04:55.420 I fell doooown! 00:04:56.620 --> 00:04:57.600 I fell 00:04:57.700 --> 00:04:59.040 I didn't fall down all the way 00:05:06.800 --> 00:05:07.800 Let's go over-AAAAH! 00:05:11.040 --> 00:05:12.220 No! No! Poyoyo 00:05:12.340 --> 00:05:13.340 Poyoyo (Yes, I am adding subs for poyoyo. F my life) 00:05:13.340 --> 00:05:15.080 Pull and-poyoyo~ 00:05:16.060 --> 00:05:17.060 One more time, ok? 00:05:18.455 --> 00:05:19.475 Poyoyo~ 00:05:23.245 --> 00:05:24.245 Oh! 00:05:24.980 --> 00:05:25.980 Alright! 00:05:27.380 --> 00:05:30.840 Oh! Ah, ah, I wanna do that hip-dro… backdr… 00:05:36.320 --> 00:05:38.460 No I'm gonna-flfkdglkjdfi 00:05:38.660 --> 00:05:41.700 Why can't I climb up properly? 00:05:41.875 --> 00:05:42.875 Now... 00:05:44.335 --> 00:05:45.335 Bam! 00:05:46.945 --> 00:05:49.145 Oh? Here! It's here, right? 00:05:49.145 --> 00:05:50.720 Oh, the rabbit is gone! 00:05:51.360 --> 00:05:55.000 You're over there AGAIN! Geez! 00:05:56.020 --> 00:05:57.040 You shouldn't do that! 00:05:58.765 --> 00:05:59.765 It’s up there, right?! 00:06:00.035 --> 00:06:01.095 Now we can go over there 00:06:02.045 --> 00:06:03.055 Now we can go, right? 00:06:04.160 --> 00:06:06.380 Wait! Wait! Wait! 00:06:08.620 --> 00:06:11.060 Nyanyanyanyanya, what do we do about this rabbit? 00:06:11.060 --> 00:06:13.120 And now, we're gonna get it! 00:06:15.520 --> 00:06:16.580 That’s wrong! 00:06:17.075 --> 00:06:18.545 That’s not it! 00:06:20.225 --> 00:06:22.495 One more time! I'll surely catch him! 00:06:23.715 --> 00:06:24.715 Poyoyo~ 00:06:25.800 --> 00:06:26.800 Whaaaaaa? 00:06:28.180 --> 00:06:29.640 That's not fair! 00:06:31.385 --> 00:06:32.385 Noooo! That’s not fair! 00:06:32.465 --> 00:06:33.465 Right? 00:06:33.615 --> 00:06:35.805 Eeeh? That’s not fair 00:06:38.955 --> 00:06:40.215 Aaand- 00:06:40.635 --> 00:06:43.475 Aaaah! I fell down! Damn it! You idiot! 00:06:44.625 --> 00:06:47.455 Let's forget about the rabbit! No rabbit! 00:06:47.455 --> 00:06:50.895 You anger me! I feel jealous of these people who just talk to each other all day 00:06:51.945 --> 00:06:54.765 Hey, we can use a Power moon, right? 00:06:54.975 --> 00:06:57.295 Will you share a bit with me? 00:06:58.245 --> 00:07:00.115 I can see it from above 00:07:04.400 --> 00:07:06.440 Hm? There’s a bike here 00:07:08.300 --> 00:07:09.380 Accelerate? 00:07:09.685 --> 00:07:10.685 Vroooom~ 00:07:11.405 --> 00:07:12.405 Ooooh! 00:07:13.165 --> 00:07:14.265 What's this? 00:07:21.755 --> 00:07:24.335 Yay! I be fallin' 00:07:24.800 --> 00:07:26.320 Oh, you can speed it up? 00:07:26.620 --> 00:07:29.635 Heheheh! Sorry Mario 00:07:29.640 --> 00:07:31.200 All right! Let's go one more time 00:07:31.200 --> 00:07:33.680 Eh? Where did that spot that we were at earlier go? 00:07:33.765 --> 00:07:36.735 At times like these, open up your map and... 00:07:36.735 --> 00:07:39.945 Warp over here, I feel like this is what you have to do, is this not it? 00:07:39.960 --> 00:07:42.140 Is this not it? I feel like this is not it, fall! 00:07:42.280 --> 00:07:45.520 Ooook, now... 00:07:46.460 --> 00:07:50.040 This time, we can’t be led astray by the music 00:07:54.540 --> 00:07:55.980 Tick, tock, tick, tock 00:07:55.980 --> 00:07:57.300 Tick, tock, tick, tock 00:07:57.300 --> 00:07:59.400 Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick 00:07:59.640 --> 00:08:00.660 What’s this? 00:08:02.165 --> 00:08:03.275 I see! 00:08:03.280 --> 00:08:05.920 Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick-Ahahaha... 00:08:06.720 --> 00:08:07.800 Hahaha 00:08:07.800 --> 00:08:10.675 I gotta get there somehow… somehow... 00:08:10.680 --> 00:08:11.780 Somehow 00:08:12.540 --> 00:08:15.060 Falling..... 00:08:16.800 --> 00:08:18.220 This is such a harsh world 00:08:19.065 --> 00:08:22.025 Ok! This is the respawn point, it’s here, this time, I will surely... 00:08:22.025 --> 00:08:24.865 My bike's… ummm.... 00:08:24.865 --> 00:08:27.865 pre… pre… prescription? 00:08:27.965 --> 00:08:29.975 I'll show you my driving skills 00:08:32.900 --> 00:08:34.380 Oh, I'm doing good! I'm doing good! 00:08:34.460 --> 00:08:37.200 I'm doing better than I was before but... I'm doing better than I was before but... 00:08:37.200 --> 00:08:40.320 I couldnt get the key! Ah! Somehow, somehow, somehow 00:08:40.320 --> 00:08:43.300 Somehow, somehow, somehow get me there... 00:08:43.860 --> 00:08:45.440 Somehow, just somehow let me live 00:08:46.540 --> 00:08:49.220 Can you not spare my life somehow? 00:08:49.220 --> 00:08:50.960 I want that moon. 00:08:51.320 --> 00:08:54.815 I want that moon, I feel I was but... 00:08:54.815 --> 00:08:57.285 I got too carried away and fell over 00:09:00.265 --> 00:09:01.645 I did it! I'm alive! 00:09:02.495 --> 00:09:05.545 I did it! I'm alive! Let’s get off 00:09:05.545 --> 00:09:06.545 Let's get off 00:09:06.755 --> 00:09:09.435 I can’t get down and try once more? 00:09:09.955 --> 00:09:11.625 Is the bike here? 00:09:11.935 --> 00:09:14.945 It's not here though! So it’s ok if we run, right? 00:09:14.945 --> 00:09:15.945 Here 00:09:17.815 --> 00:09:18.915 C'mon, let’s run! 00:09:19.865 --> 00:09:21.945 Mario, run! Fast, fast! 00:09:22.745 --> 00:09:24.375 Do your best Mario! 00:09:24.915 --> 00:09:27.325 We dont have a bike but…. aaahah 00:09:28.880 --> 00:09:31.805 No wonder you fell down... 00:09:32.260 --> 00:09:32.800 This time for sure... 00:09:32.860 --> 00:09:34.260 We can do it, right? 00:09:34.720 --> 00:09:38.080 Has the bike returned? Oh! It has 00:09:38.600 --> 00:09:40.420 There’s some mysterious power behind this right? 00:09:41.260 --> 00:09:44.060 Right now, I felt like Mario replied to me with a "yes" 00:09:49.840 --> 00:09:52.340 Yes, yes, we can do it this time Mario 00:09:56.015 --> 00:09:57.015 I did it! 00:09:57.765 --> 00:09:59.405 You're gonna fall now right? I know 00:10:01.420 --> 00:10:02.420 I MADE IT! 00:10:03.140 --> 00:10:04.420 I did it! 00:10:04.555 --> 00:10:07.605 If I fall down, can I still use my bike? 00:10:07.605 --> 00:10:09.125 Will the bike come back? 00:10:12.360 --> 00:10:13.355 Look! 00:10:13.900 --> 00:10:15.095 Great! 00:10:15.095 --> 00:10:17.575 Eh? Where? Where? Where is it? 00:10:19.525 --> 00:10:21.885 Where is it? 00:10:22.825 --> 00:10:23.825 Let’s get down 00:10:24.180 --> 00:10:27.680 Let’s try going to the bottom of this manhole one more time 00:10:27.680 --> 00:10:28.220 Jump! 00:10:30.420 --> 00:10:34.160 I didn’t get anything... let’s break that place down 00:10:34.180 --> 00:10:38.100 Let's get that moon… the ones who say that are the ones who fail 00:10:40.140 --> 00:10:42.140 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 00:10:47.440 --> 00:10:49.560 WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?! 00:10:49.580 --> 00:10:52.880 Bam! Get yourself killed, that’s my style 00:10:52.880 --> 00:10:55.520 There might be nothing here, there’s nothing here, right? 00:10:58.415 --> 00:11:00.665 Ah! I got back! 00:11:01.255 --> 00:11:03.165 Hmmmm… oh! 00:11:03.580 --> 00:11:05.400 Alright! [ We need you to inspect this building. Please come back later with proper clothes for the job ] 00:11:05.460 --> 00:11:07.760 [ Your clothes are not suitable for this job ] 00:11:08.095 --> 00:11:11.345 I can do this if I change my clothes? I have a new job to do 00:11:11.400 --> 00:11:14.860 With guts we shall-where is that shop again? 00:11:14.860 --> 00:11:17.440 What's wrong? Are you ok? 00:11:17.440 --> 00:11:20.120 Did you get stood up by your lover? 00:11:20.625 --> 00:11:21.745 Poor guy 00:11:22.160 --> 00:11:24.940 Give me a builder outfit please… a builder outfit? 00:11:25.340 --> 00:11:27.420 Dosent look like they have it, huh? 00:11:30.315 --> 00:11:31.795 Ah, wait! 00:11:32.795 --> 00:11:34.735 You need these coins, right? 00:11:35.585 --> 00:11:38.035 Oh, I can! Oh, I just barely can't afford it 00:11:38.360 --> 00:11:40.840 I still need two more! I'm gonna change 00:11:40.840 --> 00:11:42.600 I'm done for, right? 00:11:43.260 --> 00:11:46.980 This isn't the time to buy stickers and sell them... 00:11:47.700 --> 00:11:51.160 We're done for, Mario… where can we find more coins? 00:11:51.875 --> 00:11:53.935 We're done for, Mario...You need more yellow clothes 00:11:54.335 --> 00:11:55.675 Where is it? Ah, there are exactly two of them 00:11:56.240 --> 00:11:57.960 But, I'll get them from that place 00:12:01.700 --> 00:12:03.480 Turn this way and... 00:12:03.655 --> 00:12:05.455 Jump! A-ah I got it! 00:12:06.055 --> 00:12:07.055 This is great! 00:12:08.655 --> 00:12:09.795 Alllllright! 00:12:12.825 --> 00:12:15.985 Ah, Ah! Three! Thank you! Now I can buy it 00:12:15.985 --> 00:12:16.995 Yay! 00:12:17.665 --> 00:12:18.665 It’s here, right? 00:12:19.285 --> 00:12:22.325 Sister! I brought the money! 00:12:25.295 --> 00:12:26.295 Ta-daaaaa! 00:12:26.575 --> 00:12:29.285 Now we can go help out that guy! 00:12:31.220 --> 00:12:36.380 Translated by Aman, Vortex, Zerch, tototo and loliko