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<p t="680" d="2600">Understand in 10 minutes! Tamaki Inuyama
Subtitles by 三原なつみ</p>
<p t="3300" d="3260">It&#39;s the super beautiful 3D model, you know!
How is it? How is it?</p>
<p t="6560" d="3035">Wait a minute, look at this for a bit,</p>
<p t="9600" d="1200">You know,</p>
<p t="10800" d="1800">The modelling was a bit off...</p>
<p t="12600" d="2060">The colour of the ribbon got mixed up,</p>
<p t="14660" d="2080">It came out as red, not yellow!</p>
<p t="16800" d="2020">What to do...such a mess!</p>
<p t="18820" d="1740">To think such a thing happened...</p>
<p t="20560" d="1445">(laughs)</p>
<p t="22005" d="1675">The base for the takoyaki~</p>
<p t="23680" d="2360">Maybe it&#39;s a bit hard to see?</p>
<p t="26040" d="1600">I&#39;ve already put oil in the pan,</p>
<p t="27640" d="2040">I&#39;ll just go straight in with the cooking</p>
<p t="29680" d="1280">&quot;An amazing live filming lol&quot;</p>
<p t="30960" d="820">What are you talking about?</p>
<p t="31780" d="2660">This is a 3D model made by some fraudulent manufacturer, that&#39;s why.</p>
<p t="34440" d="2600">I&#39;ll start cooking now~</p>
<p t="37040" d="2920">Hmm, I think it&#39;s hard to see the takoyaki from here...</p>
<p t="39980" d="1460">I&#39;ll do it like this instead</p>
<p t="45140" d="1980">Ahh~ It&#39;s looks like it&#39;ll spill out, wait</p>
<p t="47120" d="3415">Now, over here, it&#39;s Mama&#39;s workplace you know?</p>
<p t="50540" d="1860">If I do it here,</p>
<p t="52400" d="2680">If I spill it here, she&#39;ll probably get mad</p>
<p t="55100" d="3020">There&#39;s a liquid crystal tablet right next to me...</p>
<p t="58345" d="2750">Time to add the octopus!</p>
<p t="62025" d="1000">These pieces of octopus...</p>
<p t="63935" d="2190">I&#39;ll put one in each first</p>
<p t="66755" d="1840">It&#39;ll get burnt if I take too long,
I&#39;d better put them in fast</p>
<p t="69220" d="1640">Ah, there seems to be a lot left</p>
<p t="70860" d="2560">Maybe I&#39;ll put 2 each instead</p>
<p t="74575" d="2450">But if I add 2, won&#39;t it overflow?</p>
<p t="77580" d="1400">What&#39;d you think?</p>
<p t="79560" d="1900">Is it possible even? x2</p>
<p t="81460" d="860">There&#39;s seriously a lot left</p>
<p t="82320" d="1020">Well, whatever!</p>
<p t="83340" d="2020">Moving on, next we have...</p>
<p t="86805" d="2660">Tenkasu! I prepared some!
※ A by-product of frying tenpura</p>
<p t="89655" d="1030">Tenkasu!</p>
<p t="91020" d="1620">I&#39;ll just add it in like this already</p>
<p t="93540" d="2360">It&#39;ll definitely -- Look, it came out x4</p>
<p t="95920" d="3900">The tenkasu&#39;s just standing there doing nothing</p>
<p t="99825" d="2340">I&#39;ll add some benishoga too
※ Red ginger</p>
<p t="102165" d="3030">(video maker appears in comments ↓ aki0094)　　　　
 
 
I added it in before, it was delicious...</p>
<p t="105405" d="1570">W-wait w-w-wait a minute...</p>
<p t="106975" d="1880">(laughing)</p>
<p t="108860" d="1000">help me.... (laughing)</p>
<p t="110480" d="1440">help~ I put too much! (laughing)</p>
<p t="112575" d="2950">This is mentaiko sauce for spaghetti, but
※ Spicy cod roe</p>
<p t="115525" d="2010">it was also good when I added it last time...</p>
<p t="118115" d="2890">So, I&#39;ll just add it in appropriately</p>
<p t="121540" d="1000">yoisho~</p>
<p t="123940" d="2240">This is bad (laughing)</p>
<p t="126760" d="1000">It looks like a mess (laughing)</p>
<p t="128280" d="1920">It looks different from what I expected...</p>
<p t="132500" d="920">Ah</p>
<p t="134380" d="2080">Aonori! x2
※ Green laver</p>
<p t="136460" d="2540">Anyway, let&#39;s sprinkle some!</p>
<p t="140100" d="1000">Sprinkle~ Ahh!</p>
<p t="143300" d="3300">So much came out at once... (laughing)</p>
<p t="146680" d="1560">So much...</p>
<p t="148360" d="3900">It isn&#39;t that much of a tragedy x2</p>
<p t="152660" d="2520">No wait it actually is, help me</p>
<p t="155820" d="2560">Someone please help
Seriously too many ingredients...</p>
<p t="158380" d="1760">I&#39;ll try to flip them over</p>
<p t="161340" d="1600">yoisho x2</p>
<p t="162940" d="500">hei x2</p>
<p t="163440" d="4620">ah x12</p>
<p t="168060" d="2380">chi x9</p>
<p t="170480" d="1000">ahhh x3</p>
<p t="172455" d="1540">Ahh~ I did it!</p>
<p t="174395" d="1000">I did it!</p>
<p t="176020" d="1000">yoisho!</p>
<p t="177760" d="1260">It&#39;s a bit hot</p>
<p t="179020" d="1580">It&#39;s hot!</p>
<p t="180600" d="1300">It&#39;s hot x2</p>
<p t="181900" d="540">It&#39;s hot x3</p>
<p t="182440" d="900">Oh, right!</p>
<p t="183840" d="2375">This...Using the remaining heat</p>
<p t="186215" d="1260">I&#39;ll cook it like this</p>
<p t="188500" d="2720">This takoyaki I made somehow looks like a creature...</p>
<p t="191220" d="1540">(The ingredients are) really getting in the way!</p>
<p t="193160" d="960">Troublesome!</p>
<p t="196480" d="2280">Everyone, thanks for watching</p>
<p t="198760" d="1075">For watching this poor quality (cooking stream)</p>
<p t="199835" d="1660">Wait let me get another</p>
<p t="201880" d="2720">Dededon! One more takoyaki pick!</p>
<p t="204600" d="3380">With this, ah, it&#39;s so much easier with two picks!</p>
<p t="208355" d="1160">Oh my god!</p>
<p t="209880" d="1720">Luckily I have two of them...</p>
<p t="212620" d="2300">Using two is really more comfortable</p>
<p t="215140" d="500">God</p>
<p t="216320" d="2620">What to do with this pile in the center</p>
<p t="219620" d="3480">I&#39;ll also try and flip it over anyway...</p>
<p t="223560" d="720">Ahhh!</p>
<p t="225580" d="1560">There&#39;s too much in the center</p>
<p t="227840" d="2120">(laughs)</p>
<p t="229980" d="1860">Ahhh!</p>
<p t="232300" d="2200">Ah its really messy now</p>
<p t="234500" d="1800">Video maker, a second time ↓ (aki0094)
 
 
Ah its really messy now x2</p>
<p t="237200" d="2240">There&#39;s too much it doesn&#39;t fit in the takoyaki</p>
<p t="239440" d="1120">&quot;This looks so gross&quot;</p>
<p t="240560" d="1495">(laughing)</p>
<p t="242055" d="2000">Just you wait, there&#39;s even more!</p>
<p t="245515" d="2560">Look, the &quot;people&quot; I saved</p>
<p t="248815" d="2020">These &quot;people&quot;, aren&#39;t they even more gross?</p>
<p t="251475" d="2590">&quot;So long as it&#39;s tasty anything goes&quot;
That&#39;s right, that&#39;s right!</p>
<p t="254575" d="1220">That&#39;s right</p>
<p t="256500" d="700">That&#39;s ri---</p>
<p t="258260" d="1000">Here!</p>
<p t="259800" d="1180">How is it?</p>
<p t="261460" d="4860">(cup polishing noises)</p>
<p t="266500" d="3540">Somehow...somehow it&#39;s still gross lol</p>
<p t="270240" d="2765">Everyone, this is the capture point for this stream!</p>
<p t="273005" d="1715">The capture point~!</p>
<p t="274720" d="1260">Look at this</p>
<p t="275980" d="1340">There&#39;s (almost) no sauce left</p>
<p t="277980" d="2200">There&#39;s like literally nothing</p>
<p t="280180" d="1900">Ah, but it&#39;s enough I guess</p>
<p t="282080" d="1100">Just barely enough</p>
<p t="284545" d="1130">Just barely</p>
<p t="286365" d="1420">Shall we start eating?</p>
<p t="288165" d="2920">Come, let&#39;s put our hands together!</p>
<p t="291095" d="2970">With that, I shall gladly partake in this meal</p>
<p t="294065" d="1990">Ah I should add some bonito flakes</p>
<p t="297185" d="1470">Th-This, you know,</p>
<p t="299280" d="1975">is a *virtual* YouTuber, ok?</p>
<p t="301760" d="4180">(silence)</p>
<p t="305940" d="1560">Delicious!</p>
<p t="307500" d="1980">Here I go! Can you see it?</p>
<p t="309480" d="6640">Here, master, say &quot;ahh&quot;~</p>
<p t="316120" d="980">It looks dirty (laughs)</p>
<p t="318345" d="2650">Today, this, this creature</p>
<p t="321095" d="3200">You can set this creature as you profile picture/icon</p>
<p t="325740" d="1980">Capture/screenshot this if you want it</p>
<p t="328260" d="3200">(scary music)</p>
<p t="331540" d="1780">Ah, you can use this for your (Twitter?) header too</p>
<p t="333860" d="1140">Go on~</p>
<p t="335000" d="1540">&quot;Please stop&quot; lmao</p>
<p t="336540" d="1000">(laughing)</p>
<p t="337660" d="880">3rd appearance →</p>
<p t="340300" d="1700">I&#39;ve finished eating~ !</p>
<p t="342780" d="2900">If I don&#39;t finish eating this creature</p>
<p t="345680" d="2300">I think I&#39;ll get a scolding...</p>
<p t="348485" d="1910">I&#39;ll finish eating it then</p>
<p t="353140" d="1360">Look at this (laughing)</p>
<p t="355860" d="1760">It looks so bad x2</p>
<p t="359320" d="1000">So bad</p>
<p t="362365" d="1190">Really disgusting lol</p>
<p t="364565" d="2380">If I just did everything normally,</p>
<p t="366945" d="2380">it&#39;d be a bit boring too I guess</p>
<p t="370540" d="2460">4th time →
It&#39;s like, being unexpectedly good is boring too</p>
<p t="373020" d="2860">Won&#39;t it become that kind of development</p>
<p t="375880" d="2540">But I completely screwed up anyway</p>
<p t="378420" d="2740">I was just plain bad at it</p>
<p t="381860" d="1555">I don&#39;t want to waste food, so</p>
<p t="383415" d="2640">I&#39;ll just store these creatures for a later time</p>
<p t="387645" d="2790">Should I sing now? Which song, everyone?</p>
<p t="391360" d="1540">Everyone probably waited long for this, I think</p>
<p t="392900" d="1640">As an unimportant Vtuber
(With over 150k subs??? [Jun19])</p>
<p t="394540" d="1000">Then,</p>
<p t="396320" d="1120">please listen</p>
<p t="399160" d="8820">This is a parody of μ’s &quot;Snow halation&quot;
♪ Ring out~ Shall I name this heart-rending pain</p>
<p t="407980" d="1920">♪ Inflammation between the legs (dirty meaning)</p>
<p t="409900" d="1660">※From this point it&#39;s Norio that&#39;s talking (honhe)
Yeah, (during Tamaki&#39;s stream) I had food in the toilet</p>
<p t="411940" d="2780">My, it was delicious, even in the toilet</p>
<p t="414720" d="2880">Maybe the viewers can try it too next time</p>
<p t="417620" d="980">Toilet eating,</p>
<p t="418600" d="1980">It&#39;s good so try it sometime --</p>
<p t="420580" d="1000">♪</p>
<p t="421580" d="2975">How is it? Can you see the 3D?</p>
<p t="424560" d="1600">How is it?</p>
<p t="426160" d="2460">The ribbon has changed to yellow!</p>
<p t="429160" d="3740">Super beautiful 3D model presents:
Ultimate Kimchi Stew Party!</p>
<p t="432900" d="2400">Start! Yeah~ !</p>
<p t="435300" d="960">Umm, cue applause</p>
<p t="436500" d="3960">Yeah~ ! (with applause)</p>
<p t="440680" d="2180">Okay, with that, I&#39;ll start now</p>
<p t="442860" d="2920">Today, I&#39;ll be making some kimchi stew</p>
<p t="445780" d="1180">It looks a bit red inside right?</p>
<p t="447775" d="1565">Vegetables and</p>
<p t="449340" d="1540">Vegetables and
tofu and</p>
<p t="450880" d="1340">Vegetables and
tofu and
oysters and</p>
<p t="452220" d="1080">Vegetables and
tofu and
oysters and
Shiitake mushrooms + more</p>
<p t="453300" d="1260">&quot;Your voice sounds dirty&quot; ??</p>
<p t="454560" d="2080">(clears throat)</p>
<p t="456860" d="5340">Hai! Thank you all for coming to watch today!</p>
<p t="462200" d="3440">I&#39;m sure some may think &quot;What&#39;s a Vtuber?&quot;</p>
<p t="465715" d="2380">This is a *virtual* YouTuber, ok?
※ Rewind to 4:56</p>
<p t="469355" d="1025">Ah it&#39;s cooked!</p>
<p t="470380" d="2055">It&#39;s cooked so I&#39;ll change it to low heat</p>
<p t="472555" d="1000">yoisho</p>
<p t="474300" d="1900">Hime&#39;s getting burnt up →
※ Second meaning: flooded with comments</p>
<p t="476200" d="2260">Well, its already ok for her like this, I guess</p>
<p t="478460" d="1720">Hime: &quot;Stop the Honnou-ji incident&quot;
Tamaki: Oh, I&#39;m sorry (laughing)</p>
<p t="480480" d="1745">I&#39;m sorry for recreating it</p>
<p t="482225" d="2135">※ Honnou-ji Incident (21/6/1582)
The forced suicide of Oda Nobunaga, at Honnou-ji
The place was set on fire afterwards.
Hime&#39;s full name is Oda Nobuhime</p>
<p t="484360" d="2060">I&#39;ll add the meat now!</p>
<p t="486925" d="1920">dededen x2</p>
<p t="490365" d="1040">yoisho</p>
<p t="492035" d="2710">It looks like it&#39;ll be ready soon</p>
<p t="495395" d="2020">There&#39;s no time for chatting even</p>
<p t="497985" d="2390">Hime posted on Twitter?</p>
<p t="500380" d="2380">She&#39;s helping me to advertise again? Thanks~</p>
<p t="503220" d="1360">How does it look?</p>
<p t="504580" d="1600">Ah, it&#39;s hard to see</p>
<p t="506180" d="1000">How does it look?</p>
<p t="507180" d="1100">(cup polishing noises)</p>
<p t="508280" d="1720">Wait a minute</p>
<p t="510000" d="2240">The way I show it is depressingly disgusting</p>
<p t="512240" d="1580">Somehow it looks unappetising</p>
<p t="514755" d="1000">Can you see?</p>
<p t="516760" d="1840">It really looks unappetising...</p>
<p t="518860" d="4320">I&#39;m done with the cooking, so I&#39;ll shift the mic here</p>
<p t="523180" d="860">yoisho</p>
<p t="524380" d="2580">Without further ado, let&#39;s dig in!</p>
<p t="526960" d="1060">I shall gladly partake!</p>
<p t="528020" d="1520">I shall gladly partake! x2</p>
<p t="529540" d="1360">&quot;Compared to the takoyaki this is definitely okay&quot;</p>
<p t="530900" d="1240">Of course that&#39;s the case!</p>
<p t="532140" d="1740">Ehh, I shall gladly partake! x3</p>
<p t="533880" d="500">Applause!</p>
<p t="534380" d="1440">(applause)</p>
<p t="536660" d="2280">Hime: &quot;Don&#39;t collab with me or use
me as garbage as you please&quot;</p>
<p t="538940" d="1660">Tamaki: Sorry about that (laughing)</p>
<p t="540600" d="3680">Tamaki: I&#39;m really sorry (continues anyway)</p>
<p t="544280" d="1400">As an apology,</p>
<p t="545680" d="1120">As an apology, ah</p>
<p t="546800" d="1160">Not this one</p>
<p t="547960" d="3460">As an apology I&#39;ll also use this on my stream</p>
<p t="551640" d="2800">I think it&#39;d be better for it to be lively while eating</p>
<p t="554440" d="1720">I&#39;ll put it (on the layer) above me</p>
<p t="556160" d="1060">And let it run...</p>
<p t="557220" d="1260">Ah that&#39;s the wrong one</p>
<p t="558480" d="2000">I showed the marshmallow I was about to read later</p>
<p t="560480" d="1380">Wait a minute...</p>
<p t="563800" d="2520">Two people running on top of me</p>
<p t="567255" d="1000">yoisho</p>
<p t="569465" d="1000">Well then!</p>
<p t="570560" d="2820">Oh, the stream is a bit laggy now</p>
<p t="573380" d="1800">Is it okay? Is it okay?</p>
<p t="575180" d="1280">I shall gladly partake!</p>
<p t="576460" d="2115">It&#39;s lagging quite a bit</p>
<p t="580540" d="1000">Ah, it looks a bit hot</p>
<p t="582160" d="1260">I&#39;ll start with the Shiitake mushrooms</p>
<p t="584120" d="1000">Can you see it?</p>
<p t="585120" d="7760">(silence)</p>
<p t="592880" d="1300">DELICIOUS!!</p>
<p t="595360" d="2320">Sorry for suddenly making such a loud sound</p>
<p t="597680" d="920">OC!</p>
<p t="598600" d="3960">The Japanese word for delicious is &quot;oishii&quot; which sounds like &quot;OC&quot; when said quickly (internet slang)</p>
<p t="602560" d="500">(mysterious noise)</p>
<p t="603060" d="1680">The Japanese word for delicious is &quot;oishii&quot; which sounds like &quot;OC&quot; when said quickly (internet slang)</p>
<p t="604740" d="1040">Thank god (it&#39;s delicious)</p>
<p t="608520" d="2380">OC! The oysters are also tasty!</p>
<p t="610900" d="2900">Hime! Hime, the poison has been tasted!</p>
<p t="613800" d="1700">Hime! Do you want one?
(certified safe to eat by Tamaki)</p>
<p t="615500" d="1360">Which side? Oh, here</p>
<p t="618760" d="1000">Eh?</p>
<p t="620240" d="1120">Hime: &quot;Move (my character on the screen)&quot;</p>
<p t="621360" d="1980">I&#39;m sorry? How?</p>
<p t="623340" d="1980">Ah I see! I know already!</p>
<p t="625320" d="2080">I&#39;m sorry, Hime, for not understanding</p>
<p t="628740" d="1000">Like this...</p>
<p t="632780" d="1180">Here, Hime!</p>
<p t="635280" d="1000">Here!</p>
<p t="637380" d="995">Here! Say &quot;ahhh&quot;!</p>
<p t="638960" d="880">&quot;ahhh&quot;</p>
<p t="644420" d="1200">&quot;Let Hime have some too&quot;</p>
<p t="645620" d="1100">Understood!</p>
<p t="646720" d="3140">I think I&#39;ll have her eat some meat next</p>
<p t="650485" d="1000">Meat!</p>
<p t="652935" d="2510">&quot;ahhhhh&quot;</p>
<p t="655655" d="1470">&quot;ahhhhh&quot; x2</p>
<p t="658535" d="1490">&quot;ahhhhh&quot; x3</p>
<p t="665300" d="1020">Master~</p>
<p t="666760" d="2420">Please subscribe to my channel ♪</p>
<p t="669180" d="4640">Subtitles by 三原なつみ</p>
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