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Understand in 10 minutes! Tamaki Inuyama
Subtitles by 三原なつみ

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It's the super beautiful 3D model, you know!
How is it? How is it?

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Wait a minute, look at this for a bit,

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You know,

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The modelling was a bit off...

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The colour of the ribbon got mixed up,

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It came out as red, not yellow!

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What to do...such a mess!

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To think such a thing happened...

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(laughs)

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The base for the takoyaki~

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Maybe it's a bit hard to see?

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I've already put oil in the pan,

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I'll just go straight in with the cooking

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"An amazing live filming lol"

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What are you talking about?

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This is a 3D model made by some fraudulent manufacturer, that's why.

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I'll start cooking now~

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Hmm, I think it's hard to see the takoyaki from here...

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I'll do it like this instead

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Ahh~ It's looks like it'll spill out, wait

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Now, over here, it's Mama's workplace you know?

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If I do it here,

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If I spill it here, she'll probably get mad

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There's a liquid crystal tablet right next to me...

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Time to add the octopus!

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These pieces of octopus...

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I'll put one in each first

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It'll get burnt if I take too long,
I'd better put them in fast

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Ah, there seems to be a lot left

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Maybe I'll put 2 each instead

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But if I add 2, won't it overflow?

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What'd you think?

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Is it possible even? x2

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There's seriously a lot left

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Well, whatever!

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Moving on, next we have...

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Tenkasu! I prepared some!
※ A by-product of frying tenpura

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Tenkasu!

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I'll just add it in like this already

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It'll definitely -- Look, it came out x4

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The tenkasu's just standing there doing nothing

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I'll add some benishoga too
※ Red ginger

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(video maker appears in comments ↓ aki0094)　　　　
 
 
I added it in before, it was delicious...

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W-wait w-w-wait a minute...

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(laughing)

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help me.... (laughing)

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help~ I put too much! (laughing)

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This is mentaiko sauce for spaghetti, but
※ Spicy cod roe

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it was also good when I added it last time...

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So, I'll just add it in appropriately

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yoisho~

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This is bad (laughing)

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It looks like a mess (laughing)

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It looks different from what I expected...

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Ah

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Aonori! x2
※ Green laver

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Anyway, let's sprinkle some!

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Sprinkle~ Ahh!

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So much came out at once... (laughing)

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So much...

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It isn't that much of a tragedy x2

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No wait it actually is, help me

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Someone please help
Seriously too many ingredients...

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I'll try to flip them over

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yoisho x2

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hei x2

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ah x12

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chi x9

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ahhh x3

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Ahh~ I did it!

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I did it!

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yoisho!

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It's a bit hot

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It's hot!

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It's hot x2

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It's hot x3

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Oh, right!

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This...Using the remaining heat

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I'll cook it like this

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This takoyaki I made somehow looks like a creature...

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(The ingredients are) really getting in the way!

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Troublesome!

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Everyone, thanks for watching

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For watching this poor quality (cooking stream)

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Wait let me get another

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Dededon! One more takoyaki pick!

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With this, ah, it's so much easier with two picks!

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Oh my god!

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Luckily I have two of them...

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Using two is really more comfortable

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God

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What to do with this pile in the center

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I'll also try and flip it over anyway...

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Ahhh!

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There's too much in the center

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(laughs)

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Ahhh!

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Ah its really messy now

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Video maker, a second time ↓ (aki0094)
 
 
Ah its really messy now x2

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There's too much it doesn't fit in the takoyaki

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"This looks so gross"

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(laughing)

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Just you wait, there's even more!

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Look, the "people" I saved

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These "people", aren't they even more gross?

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"So long as it's tasty anything goes"
That's right, that's right!

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That's right

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That's ri---

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Here!

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How is it?

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(cup polishing noises)

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Somehow...somehow it's still gross lol

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Everyone, this is the capture point for this stream!

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The capture point~!

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Look at this

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There's (almost) no sauce left

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There's like literally nothing

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Ah, but it's enough I guess

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Just barely enough

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Just barely

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Shall we start eating?

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Come, let's put our hands together!

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With that, I shall gladly partake in this meal

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Ah I should add some bonito flakes

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Th-This, you know,

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is a *virtual* YouTuber, ok?

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(silence)

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Delicious!

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Here I go! Can you see it?

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Here, master, say "ahh"~

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It looks dirty (laughs)

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Today, this, this creature

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You can set this creature as you profile picture/icon

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Capture/screenshot this if you want it

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(scary music)

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Ah, you can use this for your (Twitter?) header too

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Go on~

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"Please stop" lmao

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(laughing)

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3rd appearance →

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I've finished eating~ !

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If I don't finish eating this creature

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I think I'll get a scolding...

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I'll finish eating it then

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Look at this (laughing)

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It looks so bad x2

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So bad

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Really disgusting lol

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If I just did everything normally,

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it'd be a bit boring too I guess

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4th time →
It's like, being unexpectedly good is boring too

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Won't it become that kind of development

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But I completely screwed up anyway

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I was just plain bad at it

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I don't want to waste food, so

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I'll just store these creatures for a later time

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Should I sing now? Which song, everyone?

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Everyone probably waited long for this, I think

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As an unimportant Vtuber
(With over 150k subs??? [Jun19])

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Then,

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please listen

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This is a parody of μ’s "Snow halation"
♪ Ring out~ Shall I name this heart-rending pain

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♪ Inflammation between the legs (dirty meaning)

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※From this point it's Norio that's talking (honhe)
Yeah, (during Tamaki's stream) I had food in the toilet

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My, it was delicious, even in the toilet

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Maybe the viewers can try it too next time

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Toilet eating,

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It's good so try it sometime --

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♪

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How is it? Can you see the 3D?

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How is it?

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The ribbon has changed to yellow!

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Super beautiful 3D model presents:
Ultimate Kimchi Stew Party!

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Start! Yeah~ !

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Umm, cue applause

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Yeah~ ! (with applause)

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Okay, with that, I'll start now

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Today, I'll be making some kimchi stew

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It looks a bit red inside right?

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Vegetables and

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Vegetables and
tofu and

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Vegetables and
tofu and
oysters and

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Vegetables and
tofu and
oysters and
Shiitake mushrooms + more

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"Your voice sounds dirty" ??

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(clears throat)

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Hai! Thank you all for coming to watch today!

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I'm sure some may think "What's a Vtuber?"

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This is a *virtual* YouTuber, ok?
※ Rewind to 4:56

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Ah it's cooked!

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It's cooked so I'll change it to low heat

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yoisho

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Hime's getting burnt up →
※ Second meaning: flooded with comments

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Well, its already ok for her like this, I guess

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Hime: "Stop the Honnou-ji incident"
Tamaki: Oh, I'm sorry (laughing)

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I'm sorry for recreating it

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※ Honnou-ji Incident (21/6/1582)
The forced suicide of Oda Nobunaga, at Honnou-ji
The place was set on fire afterwards.
Hime's full name is Oda Nobuhime

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I'll add the meat now!

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dededen x2

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yoisho

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It looks like it'll be ready soon

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There's no time for chatting even

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Hime posted on Twitter?

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She's helping me to advertise again? Thanks~

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How does it look?

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Ah, it's hard to see

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How does it look?

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(cup polishing noises)

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Wait a minute

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The way I show it is depressingly disgusting

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Somehow it looks unappetising

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Can you see?

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It really looks unappetising...

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I'm done with the cooking, so I'll shift the mic here

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yoisho

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Without further ado, let's dig in!

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I shall gladly partake!

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I shall gladly partake! x2

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"Compared to the takoyaki this is definitely okay"

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Of course that's the case!

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Ehh, I shall gladly partake! x3

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Applause!

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(applause)

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Hime: "Don't collab with me or use
me as garbage as you please"

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Tamaki: Sorry about that (laughing)

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Tamaki: I'm really sorry (continues anyway)

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As an apology,

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As an apology, ah

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Not this one

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As an apology I'll also use this on my stream

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I think it'd be better for it to be lively while eating

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I'll put it (on the layer) above me

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And let it run...

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Ah that's the wrong one

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I showed the marshmallow I was about to read later

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Wait a minute...

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Two people running on top of me

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yoisho

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Well then!

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Oh, the stream is a bit laggy now

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Is it okay? Is it okay?

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I shall gladly partake!

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It's lagging quite a bit

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Ah, it looks a bit hot

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I'll start with the Shiitake mushrooms

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Can you see it?

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(silence)

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DELICIOUS!!

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Sorry for suddenly making such a loud sound

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OC!

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The Japanese word for delicious is "oishii" which sounds like "OC" when said quickly (internet slang)

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(mysterious noise)

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The Japanese word for delicious is "oishii" which sounds like "OC" when said quickly (internet slang)

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Thank god (it's delicious)

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OC! The oysters are also tasty!

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Hime! Hime, the poison has been tasted!

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Hime! Do you want one?
(certified safe to eat by Tamaki)

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Which side? Oh, here

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Eh?

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Hime: "Move (my character on the screen)"

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I'm sorry? How?

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Ah I see! I know already!

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I'm sorry, Hime, for not understanding

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Like this...

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Here, Hime!

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Here!

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Here! Say "ahhh"!

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"ahhh"

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"Let Hime have some too"

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Understood!

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I think I'll have her eat some meat next

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Meat!

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"ahhhhh"

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"ahhhhh" x2

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"ahhhhh" x3

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Master~

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Please subscribe to my channel ♪

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