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※匾額：冷靜的行動
各位 好—

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田中

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田中 田中

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田中hime

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我是田中hime

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各位 請把hime的第一印象

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告訴我吧！！！！

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啊 很煩人呢

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大家是能夠馬上說出第一印象的人嗎

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這次打算來玩"相片點評"

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看著相片與圖片 hime來說說自己的第一印象

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超簡單 零難度的

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哼=3

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嘿嘿嘿嘿w

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就是今天的企劃 那麼開始吧

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相片點評

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蔥

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萎掉的蔥與杏鮑菇

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什麼鬼w 這張相片什麼時候用的上啊

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好 下一張

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相片點評

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蜂蜜蛋糕！

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好 下一張！

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相片點評

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在野外盛開的～花兒～♪www

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不是花www

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那個

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一點～芝麻般的～小事～

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也不對

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這顆樹是什麼樹♪

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想起來啦ww

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相片點評

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啊～

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在裡面呢～～

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在袋鼠裡面

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啊 不是袋鼠w

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鵜鶘嘴裡有烏鴉w

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等等 我只會說幹話wwww

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相片點評

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"下起雨的話 有99%的人會撐傘"

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欸豆

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有1%的人會變成傘!!

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啥鬼

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相片點評

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啊 欸豆

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總算是東京～♪

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搭搭搭！搭搭搭！

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不有趣

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相片點評

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"100歲的Vtuber會發生的事"

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FaceRig讀不到臉

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眼睛變得有點啾啾啾的所以無法辨識！

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相片點評
(冰棍上寫著討厭的話)

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你明天就禿了
(冰棍上寫著討厭的話)

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相片點評

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欸

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欸 博美！

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啊 看成了博美犬

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還以為是狗w

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毛毛的部份看成了博美

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啊 不對 是無頭騎士

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相片點評

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玉米野人

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相片點評

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嗚～

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這個電競滑鼠好貴啊～

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求求聖誕老人吧～

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變成奶奶了www

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哈哈哈哈w

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相片點評

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"小偷 花椰菜好吃嗎?"

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非常美味！！

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hime變成小偷了w

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相片點評

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是的 我知道這個

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缸人牆

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缸人裡會很難爬的牆

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相片點評

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臉還不錯吧

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這傢伙 已經死了哦

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哈哈哈哈哈www

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糟糕 會被罵

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對不起www

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相片點評

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最近換抽其他牌子啦

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萬寶路

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相片點評

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哦哦哦哦哦

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真大!!!

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反應好直接www

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hime比較喜歡貧的

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相片點評

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嚇—！烏龜啊w！

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相片點評
(不小心露O時的帥氣藉口)

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那啥
(不小心露O時的帥氣藉口)

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他啊
(不小心露O時的帥氣藉口)

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很想跑出來啊 拿他沒辦法
(不小心露O時的帥氣藉口)

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好 下一張

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噁心！！

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相片點評

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接著上一張有夠噁的www

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相片點評

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發聲訓練中的貓

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(ㅅ˘ㅂ˘)～♪

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鼻腔共鳴

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相片點評

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你可以的

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馬上就要到終點了

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只要通過那裡

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就到天國了

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再加把勁向前吧！！www

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相片點評

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晚間麥當勞 加價一百日圓

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人生倍增！！

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真長壽呢

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真長壽呢↗↗

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www

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相片點評

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And I I I I I I～～～～♪

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液壓～♪

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相片點評

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起床就發現自己成了男人

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不知道該怎麼上廁所啊

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完全不有趣www

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相片點評

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這個hime有發生過

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3D模型故障的Vtuber

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偶爾腳會跑到背上去www

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啊～好痛～www

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相片點評

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上半身肥仔

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相片點評
(紅色狐狸烏龍麵、綠色狸貓烏龍麵 還有一個是？)

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欸 白麻糬
(紅色狐狸烏龍麵、綠色狸貓烏龍麵 還有一個是？)

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變成麻糬了www
(紅色狐狸烏龍麵、綠色狸貓烏龍麵 還有一個是？)

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本來想說年糕烏龍麵的www
(紅色狐狸烏龍麵、綠色狸貓烏龍麵 還有一個是？)

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相片點評

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哈哈哈w 下半身肥仔wwww

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相片點評

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鳳梨！！

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相片點評

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欸豆 哈哈哈www

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貓…貓…

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恩…想不起來w…

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貓…

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貓w…

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啊 狐娘大叔用

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※對不起！
哈哈哈wwww

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相片點評

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超大甜甜圈完成囉！

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相片點評

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珍珠藍色夏威夷

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相片點評

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什麼？什麼？

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舞者 www

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相片點評

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是的

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重金屬樂團成員

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FAQ！

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相片點評

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嘿？

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ha - 一半就好

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hi - 平常就好

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fu - 普通就好

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he - 平凡就好

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ho - 晴朗的早晨

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好的 相片點評 各位覺得如何呢

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hime是脊椎的女人啊

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那個w 脊椎反射？

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用條件反射在講話的

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講著講著 覺得暴露了自己平常什麼都沒在想 只是個空殼www

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要是跟相片完全連結不上的話很抱歉

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請當我就是這種腦子

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好的 我們下個動畫再見吧

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真期待下次要做什麼呢～