Welcome, and haooo.

It's Tanaka

Tanaka

Tanaka Hime

Tanaka Hime here.

Please tell me your first impression

ABOUT MEEE!

That was annoying, wasn't it

If someone asked you for your first impression on something,

would you be able to answer right away?

In this video, I'd like to try that with pictures

I'll look at a bunch of pictures and photos

and say the first thing that comes to mind, like “Yeah, it's that!”

Super easy, zero brain cells required

So yes, that's the plan for today!

Let's get started!

Describe this picture!

A green onion

A shriveled-up green onion with a mushroom on top

What's the deal with this picture? When do you even use this?

Describe this picture!

Castella! (※ Type of cake)

(※ Type of cake)

Next!

Describe this picture!

Blooming in the field, like a flower♪ (※ Theme song of the 80's-90's drama “Hadaka no Taishou”)

(※ Theme song of the 80's-90's drama “Hadaka no Taishou”)

Those aren't flowers

Huh?

Just a small incident♪ (※ Theme song of the 90's drama “Hitotsu Yane no Shita”)

(※ Theme song of the 90's drama “Hitotsu Yane no Shita”)

Wait, that doesn't fit, does it

What kind of tree is this tree? (※ Hitachi TV advert song)

(※ Hitachi TV advert song)

Only thinking of that now

Describe this picture!

Don't you have it cozy

Sitting in a kangaroo pouch

Wait, that's not a kangaroo

It's a crow in a pelican's beak

That's just saying what's in the picture

Describe this picture!

“When it rains, 99% of people take out their umbrella”

The remaining 1% become an umbrella!

That makes no sense!

Describe this picture!

Somehow made it to Tokyo♪

Dadada! Dadada!

I am perfect Tanaka!

Not funny

Describe this picture!

“Problems that 100-year-old YouTubers have”

Facerig doesn't work

“Aah, the eyes are all wrong~”

Your face is so small and wrinkly that Facerig doesn't find them

A phrase you wouldn't want to find on your ice cream stick

Describe this picture!

A phrase you wouldn't want to find on your ice cream stick

“You'll go bald tomorrow”

Describe this picture!

That's a Pomeranian!

I thought it was a Pomeranian. It looks like a dog

That fluffy bit on his neck reminded me of a Pomeranian

Oh wait, I know

It's Durarara

Describe this picture!

Corn yeti

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Mmmh...

This...

gaming mouse costs a lot...

Guess I'll ask Santa~

Sounded like a granny there

Describe this picture!

“To whoever stole my broccoli - did you like it?”

I loved it!

Turns out I stole it

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I know this one

It's the cauldron game (※ Getting Over It)

(※ Getting Over It)

One of those spots that's really hard to climb

Describe this picture!

Handsome guy behind me, right?

Too bad he's

dead

Someone's going to get mad at me for this

Sorry!

Describe this picture!

Hey man, I switched to a different tobacco brand

Marlboro

Describe this picture!

Those are big!

Blurted out my honest thoughts there

I prefer small ones

Describe this picture!

That's a turtle!

Describe this picture!

Cool excuse when you sh*t your pants

Yeah, you know

It wanted out

So I just let it. That's how it goes

Okay, next

Gross!

Describe this picture!

First that, now this. Gross!

Describe this picture!

A cat doing voice training

Nasal resonance

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Don't give up!

You're almost there!

Once you reach the edge

you can go to heaven

You can do it! Keep going!

Describe this picture!

McDonald's - if you pay 100 yen extra,

you'll live twice as long!

High life expectancy, right?↑

Describe this picture!

And IIIIIIII

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You see, when I woke up this morning,

I'd turned into a man

I had no idea how to use these

That's not funny at all

Describe this picture!

I've had this happen to me

It's a VTuber whose tracking is freaking out

Sometimes your leg just goes into your back

Owww

This guy's main problem

Describe this picture!

This guy's main problem

Top-heavy

There's Red Fox and Green Tanuki noodles, but wasn't there a third one?

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There's Red Fox and Green Tanuki noodles, but wasn't there a third one?

The white mochi

Wait, that's the actual name

I wanted to say “Power udon”

Describe this picture!

Bottom heavy

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Pineapple!

Only for [ ]

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Only for [ ]

Cats... Cats...

Umm, can't think of anything

Cats...

Ah, “Only for Nojaoji”

Sorry!

Describe this picture!

I made a big donut!

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Tapioca Blue Hawaii

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What?

Dancers

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Right

The lead singer of a heavy metal band

Fuck you!

Describe this picture!

“Ha - Half is enough”

“Hi - Hightech not needed”

“Hu - Humble is best”

“He - Heroism is overrated”

Ho...

Hospitable hotel

Alright, how did you like it?

I'm an impulsive girl, you see

Impetuous?

I talk without thinking

Now you know that my mind is

completely blank when I talk

Some of my comments had nothing to do with the picture. Sorry about that

That's just what I'm like

Well then, I'll see you in the next video!

I'm already looking forward to it. Wonder what I'll do

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