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<p t="0" d="2500">Hello Everyone! Virtual Gamer Kizuna Ai here!</p>
<p t="3260" d="760">Alright!</p>
<p t="4600" d="1420">Today...</p>
<p t="6560" d="900">I&#39;ll kill them all!</p>
<p t="7460" d="2440">I want to clear...</p>
<p t="10700" d="1220">... This level!</p>
<p t="13320" d="1520">I&#39;ll get there faster if I go this way, right?</p>
<p t="26000" d="1280">And then I&#39;ll run...</p>
<p t="27560" d="1760">... To get to the other side.</p>
<p t="29420" d="860">There I go.</p>
<p t="30340" d="1000">Toyaaa!</p>
<p t="31600" d="1720">Hello everyone, good afternoon.</p>
<p t="33660" d="1020">Wahooo</p>
<p t="35280" d="1440">I&#39;m not scared at all.</p>
<p t="37900" d="1780">I&#39;ll be fine if I take a peek.</p>
<p t="41440" d="1680">And, from here...</p>
<p t="45280" d="3320">I&#39;m a bit scared so I&#39;d like to take the shotgun to be prepared.</p>
<p t="48760" d="1840">4 bullets are enough, right?</p>
<p t="53460" d="1980">Upstairs is where I was before, right?</p>
<p t="58540" d="2000">Should I use an object?</p>
<p t="62960" d="1460">Ah, bug it seems like there isn&#39;t...</p>
<p t="64420" d="800">There&#39;s something!</p>
<p t="68240" d="1300">It won&#39;t open.</p>
<p t="77800" d="880">I&#39;m in trouble!</p>
<p t="80640" d="1400">I&#39;m definitely in trouble!</p>
<p t="85720" d="920">Hey, you!</p>
<p t="88660" d="920">Ah, I can&#39;t.</p>
<p t="89920" d="1020">*That poor man that helped the sheriff*</p>
<p t="90940" d="900">&quot;That poor man...&quot;</p>
<p t="91840" d="1160">Ah, it&#39;s him...!</p>
<p t="93480" d="580">Right?</p>
<p t="95020" d="1180">Why don&#39;t we kill him?</p>
<p t="97400" d="1200">Come on, aim!</p>
<p t="99540" d="1080">WHY?!</p>
<p t="100920" d="1480">KILL HIM!</p>
<p t="102740" d="1840">I&#39;m pretty sure that he&#39;s gonna kill me!</p>
<p t="108180" d="2320">Eeeh? Can&#39;t I do this?</p>
<p t="110500" d="940">I see...</p>
<p t="113280" d="3300">I&#39;m pretty sure that he&#39;ll turn into a very strong enemy.</p>
<p t="119700" d="2720">Seems like that&#39;s swinging.</p>
<p t="123500" d="1340">Hello?</p>
<p t="126480" d="500">Ah!</p>
<p t="128300" d="880">I did it!</p>
<p t="130020" d="780">I did it!</p>
<p t="131740" d="1480">Now I have the 3 of them.</p>
<p t="135460" d="2000">Aaaahhhh!</p>
<p t="138140" d="1920">AAAAHHHH!</p>
<p t="140800" d="3720">This is ridiculous, really...</p>
<p t="144520" d="1020">*Jack: You won&#39;t escape anymore.*</p>
<p t="145540" d="980">Nooooo!!</p>
<p t="149980" d="640">Eh? Did I...?</p>
<p t="150780" d="1000">Was that useless? Was that useless?</p>
<p t="152540" d="980">No! No! No!</p>
<p t="153620" d="1360">I said no! No! No!</p>
<p t="154980" d="1000">No! No!</p>
<p t="156180" d="3020">No! No! No! No! No-pyooon!</p>
<p t="159580" d="1280">No-pyooon!</p>
<p t="160860" d="1300">Ah, there&#39;s something here. There&#39;s...</p>
<p t="163820" d="740">Eh? Where is it? Where is it?</p>
<p t="164560" d="900">Ah, ah, let&#39;s run away.</p>
<p t="165460" d="840">Run away!</p>
<p t="169660" d="2140">That&#39;s so close! Close! Close! Close! Close!</p>
<p t="171920" d="920">Close! Close!</p>
<p t="176240" d="540">At his head?</p>
<p t="176780" d="980">I&#39;ll shoot at his head.</p>
<p t="177900" d="580">Here I come!</p>
<p t="178560" d="620">OUCH!</p>
<p t="179180" d="940">I&#39;m so sorry!</p>
<p t="181160" d="2380">I&#39;M REALLY SORRY!</p>
<p t="185400" d="1280">OUCH!</p>
<p t="186980" d="960">I&#39;m so sorry!</p>
<p t="187940" d="1040">Ouch!</p>
<p t="190260" d="1060">Did it open? It opened, it opened.</p>
<p t="191320" d="860">*Jack: You&#39;re such a bastard*</p>
<p t="192180" d="1220">No! No! No!</p>
<p t="198740" d="1360">Is it opened? No, it isn&#39;t.</p>
<p t="200100" d="540">It&#39;s not opened, it&#39;s not opened.</p>
<p t="200640" d="860">Can&#39;t I open this?</p>
<p t="202120" d="1160">Can&#39;t I open this?</p>
<p t="203760" d="620">Can it be opened?</p>
<p t="205100" d="1300">It won&#39;t open!</p>
<p t="206940" d="740">OUCH!</p>
<p t="207700" d="2180">I&#39;m so sorry! I really don&#39;t like him!</p>
<p t="210260" d="2760">I don&#39;t like him at all! I don&#39;t like him!</p>
<p t="213080" d="2260">*Jack: I want to see your insides,
 do you get it?*</p>
<p t="216520" d="2000">Eh? Why can&#39;t I aim at him?</p>
<p t="218700" d="1420">Isn&#39;t this moving?</p>
<p t="221600" d="1360">Eh? Is it useless to try?</p>
<p t="224160" d="2000">Am I gonna die even if I keep shooting at him?</p>
<p t="226160" d="1460">Will I? Will I?</p>
<p t="228160" d="1700">Maybe I&#39;ll die...</p>
<p t="230400" d="1660">Maybe I&#39;ll die... It was a joke!</p>
<p t="232060" d="2220">There&#39;s a saw! I want it!</p>
<p t="234280" d="680">Give it to me, give it to me!</p>
<p t="234960" d="680">Ouch.</p>
<p t="235640" d="1000">Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch...</p>
<p t="236980" d="1120">Ah, I only have 4!</p>
<p t="238660" d="2480">Ah, it seems like you&#39;re having fun,
don&#39;t you? Old man.</p>
<p t="241820" d="2000">It seems like you&#39;re having a lot fun, old man.</p>
<p t="245540" d="1000">What is this?</p>
<p t="246540" d="2000">Ah, if I do this... Ah, I see.</p>
<p t="249300" d="1100">I can kick it to block the way.</p>
<p t="250460" d="1760">I can&#39;t take the saw.</p>
<p t="256620" d="1700">Eh? Where? Where? Aahh...</p>
<p t="259160" d="2020">Ah! Ah! He&#39;ll use it! He will...!</p>
<p t="261180" d="1560">Do I have to take it? Should I take it?</p>
<p t="263180" d="1220">I want it, I want it.</p>
<p t="264460" d="1400">Ah, I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it.</p>
<p t="265860" d="960">*Jack: Great, isn&#39;t it?*</p>
<p t="266820" d="1100">I did it! I did it! I did it!</p>
<p t="268840" d="2460">Aaaahhhh! You have one too...!</p>
<p t="271300" d="1660">Eh? You&#39;re such a dangerous person.</p>
<p t="283040" d="1520">Are? AREMAA!</p>
<p t="285280" d="1180">ARE MAMAMA?</p>
<p t="292340" d="1220">Are maa? Right?</p>
<p t="296680" d="1200">Are maa?</p>
<p t="298220" d="1500">AREEMAAA!</p>
<p t="299720" d="1220">I made a mistake!</p>
<p t="301200" d="2340">Stop it! Hey, I really want to get away from you!</p>
<p t="303540" d="500">Ah!</p>
<p t="306740" d="1320">Stop it already...</p>
<p t="308400" d="500">Oh.</p>
<p t="310060" d="1760">Eh? What should I do? What should I do? Hey...</p>
<p t="311820" d="880">Wait, wait, wait.</p>
<p t="315000" d="1380">Where? Where? Aahhhh...</p>
<p t="317720" d="960">I&#39;m in trouble!</p>
<p t="318740" d="2180">I&#39;m in trouble! In trouble! Hey, hey! Help! Help!</p>
<p t="321220" d="940">Please listen to me...</p>
<p t="322640" d="1540">Save me, Anpanman</p>
<p t="326620" d="880">No! No!</p>
<p t="327500" d="1960">No! No! No! No! No!</p>
<p t="329700" d="2040">Eh? What should I do? What should I do?
What should I do? What should I do?</p>
<p t="332540" d="760">Where do I have to...?</p>
<p t="333320" d="3560">This...? Should I manage to find a way to use this thing?</p>
<p t="336880" d="580">Should I?</p>
<p t="338240" d="2620">Ah, no... Ah! Were you next to me?</p>
<p t="343040" d="1580">Stop saying &quot;Mmm...&quot;, really...!</p>
<p t="345120" d="1180">Stop saying &quot;Mmm...&quot;</p>
<p t="348520" d="960">Aaaahh!</p>
<p t="349480" d="820">Aree?</p>
<p t="350300" d="800">I am...</p>
<p t="351100" d="960">I&#39;m in trouble.</p>
<p t="352280" d="1880">I&#39;m in trouble! I am...!</p>
<p t="354160" d="1900">What... Is happening?</p>
<p t="356060" d="1500">What&#39;s happening? Tell me, please!</p>
<p t="358180" d="2760">No, stop it, stop it.</p>
<p t="362340" d="1360">No, stop it.</p>
<p t="365120" d="1580">Eh? What should I do? What should I do?</p>
<p t="367240" d="1600">Ah, with the saw...!</p>
<p t="369160" d="1180">... Can I cut this?</p>
<p t="370580" d="1180">Should I do that?</p>
<p t="372080" d="1120">Yes, like that...</p>
<p t="373240" d="2000">*Virtual Saw Kizuna Ai noises*</p>
<p t="375400" d="1040">It doesn&#39;t seem like I can do it.</p>
<p t="377080" d="1720">Ah, she&#39;s too close!</p>
<p t="379760" d="1540">Hey, old man!</p>
<p t="385040" d="1140">I got it!!</p>
<p t="387680" d="1120">No...</p>
<p t="389860" d="580">No...</p>
<p t="390440" d="1620">Wow, you&#39;re such a yandere.</p>
<p t="392440" d="1240">Eeehheheeeee?</p>
<p t="393680" d="2460">*Jack: You won&#39;t get away anymore.*</p>
<p t="396400" d="3560">So sad, so sad, so sad.</p>
<p t="402900" d="1620">Eh? Ah, I moved! I moved!</p>
<p t="404520" d="1220">*Jack: Get ready, Ethan!*</p>
<p t="405760" d="880">No!</p>
<p t="407280" d="820">No, no, no.</p>
<p t="408100" d="780">Wait a moment!</p>
<p t="408880" d="880">Time out, time out.</p>
<p t="411860" d="2180">Ah, I see, they&#39;re in that room.</p>
<p t="419440" d="1280">Ah, you&#39;re too close! Too close! Too close!</p>
<p t="420740" d="780">Too close!</p>
<p t="421840" d="1840">Ah, this...! This...! Is it this one?</p>
<p t="425940" d="880">Eh? Where is him?</p>
<p t="426820" d="1420">Ah, he&#39;s... Right next to me.</p>
<p t="432680" d="720">Eh?</p>
<p t="434220" d="1140">Ouch!</p>
<p t="435980" d="1680">Wait a moment... Old man!</p>
<p t="437660" d="920">Ah, medicines.</p>
<p t="440040" d="940">Too close!</p>
<p t="445460" d="2000">Too close! Wait! It was so fast, wasn&#39;t it?</p>
<p t="447460" d="1520">Wait! Wait! Time out! Time out!</p>
<p t="449740" d="880">That&#39;s fast, too fast!</p>
<p t="451660" d="820">Eh? Could it be...?</p>
<p t="459020" d="1920">It can&#39;t be! It can&#39;t be! I&#39;m so sorry!</p>
<p t="463460" d="1300">Ah, too close! Why? Why?</p>
<p t="464760" d="760">Why? Why?</p>
<p t="465520" d="1780">Too close! Close! Close! Close! Close!</p>
<p t="468680" d="1760">CLOSE!!</p>
<p t="472580" d="2120">No! No! I&#39;m so sorry!</p>
<p t="476620" d="2000">Eh? He&#39;s too close! Isn&#39;t he?</p>
<p t="484860" d="780">Alright.</p>
<p t="485640" d="1360">*Jack: Don&#39;t make me angry.*</p>
<p t="487600" d="1120">I made him angry.</p>
<p t="489760" d="1000">Oouuch...</p>
<p t="493960" d="1120">OUCH! Right?</p>
<p t="495080" d="1340">Well... Ouch...</p>
<p t="499820" d="1660">So... I&#39;m in trouble...</p>
<p t="501480" d="1040">I&#39;m scared.</p>
<p t="502880" d="740">No...</p>
<p t="513720" d="2340">Waaai! Waaai! Waaai!</p>
<p t="516500" d="1440">I can&#39;t take it! I can&#39;t take it!</p>
<p t="517940" d="1320">I can&#39;t take more objects!</p>
<p t="520420" d="2420">I&#39;m asking you to please wait a moment!</p>
<p t="524300" d="1000">Wait!</p>
<p t="526180" d="1340">Wait a moment! Wait, wait, wait!</p>
<p t="527520" d="3380">Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! ♪</p>
<p t="530900" d="1700">*Jack: Good job, kid. That&#39;s how I like it.*</p>
<p t="533360" d="640">Wait!</p>
<p t="534720" d="760">Wait a moment!</p>
<p t="537240" d="900">Arere?</p>
<p t="538440" d="1100">Eeeh?</p>
<p t="544160" d="800">I&#39;m crouching!</p>
<p t="546020" d="1100">Eh? It was useless.</p>
<p t="547840" d="1020">Crouching!</p>
<p t="551120" d="900">(Gets a trophy for dodging the saw by crouching)</p>
<p t="552020" d="520">Ey!</p>
<p t="554060" d="2440">Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh?</p>
<p t="556500" d="1620">Good job! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!</p>
<p t="558280" d="1840">Oh! Suddenly, it looks like I&#39;m gonna be able to do it!</p>
<p t="560280" d="560">Eh?</p>
<p t="567220" d="1580">Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh?</p>
<p t="568800" d="800">*Jack: I won&#39;t forgive you!*</p>
<p t="570220" d="640">Oh?</p>
<p t="572480" d="640">Eh?</p>
<p t="577980" d="820">Eh?</p>
<p t="581780" d="940">*Jack: Oh, what a shame.*</p>
<p t="582720" d="520">Eh?
*Jack: Oh, what a shame.*</p>
<p t="584420" d="580">Ouch!</p>
<p t="585740" d="940">No! No! No!</p>
<p t="586780" d="2580">That hurts, hurts! Hurts! Hurts!</p>
<p t="589500" d="820">*Mumbling*</p>
<p t="595760" d="1360">He&#39;s on a bad mood.</p>
<p t="606120" d="820">He&#39;s on a bad mood.</p>
<p t="609020" d="560">Ey!</p>
<p t="610360" d="1180">EEEEHHHH?</p>
<p t="611860" d="1120">EEEEHH? Hey...!</p>
<p t="612980" d="1160">ARARARARA!</p>
<p t="614140" d="720">*Jack: You&#39;ll die here.*</p>
<p t="614860" d="1040">ARARARARA!!</p>
<p t="616640" d="880">Eh? I&#39;m dead.</p>
<p t="618020" d="2280">EVEN WHEN I THOUGHT THAT I WAS GONNA MAKE IT!</p>
<p t="626920" d="980">This time I&#39;ll make it!</p>
<p t="627900" d="1540">This will be the last time!</p>
<p t="629600" d="1540">I wanna do it!</p>
<p t="631140" d="900">I wanna do it.</p>
<p t="639620" d="820">Let&#39;s go!</p>
<p t="643860" d="780">No!</p>
<p t="652520" d="1180">Yaaahooo!</p>
<p t="665440" d="1140">No-pooo...</p>
<p t="667560" d="800">No!</p>
<p t="669200" d="580">Oh!</p>
<p t="671380" d="620">Ah.</p>
<p t="672800" d="500">Eh?</p>
<p t="673420" d="520">Ah!</p>
<p t="679480" d="1040">&quot;Huajajajaja&quot;</p>
<p t="682460" d="2060">You&#39;ll die with this saw too, old man.</p>
<p t="684520" d="960">Eh? I can&#39;t...</p>
<p t="686800" d="3220">*Jack: Great, isn&#39;t it?*</p>
<p t="690020" d="800">No!</p>
<p t="695460" d="840">Here I come!</p>
<p t="696300" d="740">Heiyaa!</p>
<p t="707000" d="1420">*Jack: What&#39;s wrong? Are you scared?*</p>
<p t="708420" d="3080">I&#39;m not scared! I&#39;m not scared at all!</p>
<p t="718860" d="600">Ahh!</p>
<p t="722180" d="2000">*Jack: You&#39;re not the father...*</p>
<p t="726620" d="2000">*Jack: Oh, what a shame.*</p>
<p t="728620" d="1400">Ah, the engine...</p>
<p t="730540" d="1840">The engine...</p>
<p t="739120" d="2620">*More Ai-chan sound effects*</p>
<p t="742960" d="1320">*Jack: What do you think? Funny, isn&#39;t it?*</p>
<p t="744280" d="1200">It&#39;s not funny!
*Jack: What do you think? Funny, isn&#39;t it?*</p>
<p t="745480" d="2320">It seems like you&#39;re a bit excited, old man.</p>
<p t="748320" d="1160">Ooooryaaa!</p>
<p t="752520" d="500">Ah</p>
<p t="753320" d="780">Come on!</p>
<p t="763340" d="1760">Ah! Don&#39;t you think that I&#39;m gonna be able to make it?</p>
<p t="766700" d="900">Arara...</p>
<p t="768560" d="500">Ah.</p>
<p t="774960" d="1820">Hey, wait... The saw...</p>
<p t="777040" d="780">That&#39;s dangerous.</p>
<p t="782020" d="2020">Eh? Can&#39;t I make the engine work now?</p>
<p t="791000" d="940">Arara...</p>
<p t="794140" d="3320">*Jack: What&#39;s wrong? Is it broken?*</p>
<p t="797460" d="1800">Ah, won&#39;t I be able to open it...?</p>
<p t="799460" d="1140">... If I don&#39;t stop him immediately?</p>
<p t="815680" d="1180">Oh! Good! Good! Good!</p>
<p t="821260" d="840">Alright.</p>
<p t="825560" d="3120">*Jack: I won&#39;t forgive you!*</p>
<p t="829340" d="760">No!</p>
<p t="835080" d="940">No!</p>
<p t="839120" d="960">Ouch.</p>
<p t="844920" d="2040">*Jack: Don&#39;t lose your mind!!*</p>
<p t="846960" d="1420">*Jack: You&#39;re not the father...*</p>
<p t="848380" d="740">Noooo!
*Jack: You&#39;re not the father...*</p>
<p t="854860" d="1200">Ah, I&#39;m in trouble.</p>
<p t="856400" d="820">I&#39;m in trouble!</p>
<p t="857580" d="840">I&#39;m in trouble!</p>
<p t="858420" d="1180">Wait a moment, a moment, a moment...</p>
<p t="872860" d="940">Not yet?</p>
<p t="877180" d="4140">*Jack: Isn&#39;t it a better idea for you to give up?*</p>
<p t="882340" d="1260">&quot;NO GIVE UP!&quot;</p>
<p t="890320" d="1000">Oh...</p>
<p t="894080" d="580">Ah...</p>
<p t="904620" d="900">Oh!</p>
<p t="905840" d="1180">Oh! Oh?</p>
<p t="908160" d="560">Oh?</p>
<p t="912060" d="1160">Oh? Ah! Ah!</p>
<p t="914100" d="600">Ah!</p>
<p t="915560" d="620">Eh?</p>
<p t="920240" d="960">He&#39;s still moving...</p>
<p t="922080" d="1320">Ah, ah, am I safe now?</p>
<p t="925060" d="1000">For real?</p>
<p t="926080" d="3160">*Ethan: Do me a favor and stay dead.*</p>
<p t="929240" d="880">For real?</p>
<p t="932200" d="660">For real?</p>
<p t="935420" d="860">For real?</p>
<p t="936660" d="980">I did it!</p>
<p t="941500" d="640">Ah!</p>
<p t="942400" d="1000">I killed him!</p>
<p t="950120" d="1100">Ooohhh...</p>
<p t="956500" d="2480">*Virtual Engine noises*</p>
<p t="959020" d="720">Oh!</p>
<p t="961600" d="1080">Ah, It&#39;s broken.</p>
<p t="964820" d="1400">Ah, I did it!</p>
<p t="967800" d="1440">I killed him!!</p>
<p t="970220" d="860">I did it!</p>
<p t="973080" d="500">I did it!</p>
<p t="976300" d="1220">I did it! Right?</p>
<p t="977940" d="580">Waah!</p>
<p t="979420" d="1680">Is this... An old man?</p>
<p t="985220" d="1080">There&#39;s nothing.</p>
<p t="988160" d="1740">I did it! I killed him!</p>
<p t="990740" d="1220">I&#39;m so lucky.</p>
<p t="994800" d="1080">Alright!</p>
<p t="995880" d="1740">I did it! I won!</p>
<p t="998120" d="3740">With that being said, I guess I should save the game, right?</p>
<p t="1002360" d="3160">I did it! It seems like my era has finally arrived! I did great, didn&#39;t I?</p>
<p t="1006660" d="1280">Just joking.</p>
<p t="1010980" d="1120">Alright.</p>
<p t="1013640" d="960">Eh?</p>
<p t="1018560" d="740">Eh?</p>
<p t="1021740" d="1400">Eh? I&#39;m scared!  I&#39;m scared!  I&#39;m scared!</p>
<p t="1026260" d="680">Eh?</p>
<p t="1027500" d="2420">Wasn&#39;t someone singing just now? I&#39;m scared...</p>
<p t="1031460" d="1520">Well, in that case...!</p>
<p t="1033120" d="4740">Finally! Finally! I killed the old man! Congratulations for me!</p>
<p t="1038240" d="860">Oh, man...</p>
<p t="1039700" d="1180">I was great, right?</p>
<p t="1041460" d="1080">Well, in that case...</p>
<p t="1042540" d="2080">... Now that I&#39;m feeling great, I&#39;ll end this video here.</p>
<p t="1044800" d="2700">Look forward for the next episode!</p>
<p t="1047680" d="3040">This has been Virtual Gamer Kizuna Ai! See you soon!</p>
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