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My name is Virtual YouTuber, Kizuna Ai.

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One day, when I woke up,

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I suddenly became this cute

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and I existed in this white dimension

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The moment I realised it’s possible for me to get in contact with humans

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I then proclaimed myself Virtual YouTuber

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and I started uploading videos to YouTube everyday

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Appearance is JK

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Intelligence is AI

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A great detective without a mystery

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There is always only one truth!

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This time, me! Virtual Detective, Kizuna Ai!

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I shall unvail the mysteries!

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First off! Number one!

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In some virtual space, there was a tragic case where

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a man was found dead from a strike to the head.

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The weapon used was a basketball.

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Basketballs are hard, after all.

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The culprit delayed the discovery of the murder weapon

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by hiding the basketball in a locked house through a hole in the wall of a mere 20cm diameter.

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The mystery here is how did the culprit move a clearly larger basketball,

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through the 20cm hole in the wall?

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I see!

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Let me! The great detective! Kizuna Ai solve this!

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Ah le le?

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There is a circular hole here around 20cm in width~

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A basketball’s size is usually about this big...

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You usually wouldn’t be able to fit it through, right?

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Hmmmmm

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How did he make through that?

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Right...

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The culprit had to have hid the ball after

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coming across this hole… That’s what I think...

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However, if you just try it normally, it won't pass through.

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He likely removed the air inside the basketball!

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Right! The culprit had to deflate the basketball and then hid it inside the hole!

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There is always only one truth!

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Ok, so let's move onto the next mystery!

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A-san is being wanted by the police for burglary.

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When A-san’s acquaintance was questioned about their personality,

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it turns out when A-san is accompanied with someone, they are female,

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but when they are alone they are male.

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With that said...

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So then...

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What exactly is the truth of A-san...

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I see… I see

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When accompanied, she is female...

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This is the main point I think...

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With that being said… I got it!

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What they were doing… Was a hobby.

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Right… A-san's true identity is!

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A crossdresser!

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There is always only one truth!

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*The answer is actually the kanji 夫(husband). When paired with the kanji 人(people), it becomes 夫人(wife).

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If they are transgender, I think even alone they would be considered female.

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But, they are male when alone.

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That must mean that they’re kinda just crossdressing.

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Kinda like,

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the side of them wondering if they’ll be accepted,

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wanting to be cared for like a woman,

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can be seen when outside.

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So definitely,

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A-san’s identity is

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a crossdresser!

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That was how I concluded it.

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Now it's time for the next one.

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The last one is...

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For this Virtual Detective,

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to solve:

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A girl who learned by accident

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a important secret of an organization

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and ran as they came after her.

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She came across rooms perfect for hiding herself.

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There were three rooms in total.

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The first room was a hot one with a temperature of over 100°C.

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The second room was a very cold room with temperatures under -100°C.

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And the last, third room,

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is a room with a carnivore, unfed for a year.

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Now then, among these 3 rooms,

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should the girl choose hide for a few hours.

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Which would be

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the absolute safest room

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for the girl? ー is what we have.

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I see!

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This I already figured out.

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The woman will definitely not be in

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the hot room over 100°C,

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nor the cold room under -100°C.

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As her body will be unable to withstand for hours.

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With that said, the safest room

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is the third one with the carnivore unfed for a year!

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I got it, Kudo! (Detective Conan reference)

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*It's the third room because the carnivore done be dead

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That girl was definitely

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a girl from a circus.

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That is why,

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She went to the third room,

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the one with the carnivore and used her experience to tame it.

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Amirite?

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Probably.

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And with that,

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how was my performance?

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The great detective Kizuna Ai’s

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GREAT DEDUCTIONー!

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Did I solve everyone’s mysteries?

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Then, for this time, this is it.

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Even if I’m cute now, my intellect remains!

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Appearance is JK!

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Intelligence is A.I.!

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This was Virtual Detective Kizuna Ai!

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There is always only one truth!

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There’s more at the end!

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Translated by Inori, Jejer, Myi, Averitius, and JcDon

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Ahhhh what do we have here?

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Are you wearing really cute glasses?

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There is a really cute girl hereeee