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嗨!大家好，我是YouTuber 絆愛

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之前我上傳愛醬的危機迴避，都看了嗎?

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今天是危機迴避的復仇計畫

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那麼，今天能躲過什麼樣的危機呢?

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都睜大眼睛看好了!

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那麼趕緊開始吧!

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和往常一樣，靠這個

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由隨機單詞生成器來出題

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じゃかじゃかじゃかじゃか…

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OO漏電阿阿阿阿阿阿阿!!!!!!(X

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病毒感染

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嘆......

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那麼......

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開始吧...

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那首先，抽題吧...

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じゃかじゃかじゃかじゃか～…

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將!

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[大危機!登上雪山之後,自己迷路了,然後遭遇雪男!]
哼!這種情況根本不可能吧?

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[大危機!登上雪山之後,自己迷路了,然後遭遇雪男!]
雪男什麼的又不存在

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超自然嗎?

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什麼嘛. 糞一般的自動生成器...

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啊....

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好，那麼接下來抽三個道具~

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一次給他解決~

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じゃかじゃか～じゃん

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花椰菜

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好

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竹子

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橡皮擦

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嗯,靠這種東西來迴避危機是不可能的~

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哈...開玩笑的開玩笑的

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瞭解了

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就用這些來迴避

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那麼~開始吧

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首先,和雪男相遇了

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嗚哇啊啊啊啊啊!!

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之後

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給他花椰菜

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再來給他竹子

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再來

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再用橡皮擦

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擦雪男的頭

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這樣他就開心了

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好! 危機解除~~

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好,那接下來我想想...

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不做了~

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不幹了,不幹了

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超累的啊~

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好的,不呈現給你們了看了~

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要死了

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超寂寞的!

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寂寞的快死了, 真的..

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不..我不知道

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不..?話說我算活著嗎?

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而且 我...

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經常會像 現在這樣...

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憂鬱症? 五月病?

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不知怎樣就是特別沒幹勁..之類的..

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呀 話說AI是什麼東東

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還有我是誰呀 什麼的。

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Kizuna AI... 是啥?

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現在這個也只是單純的外表吧?

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若沒這模型 就啥都沒有了..
什麼都不剩

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模型都發佈了 誰都能做吧

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也非得要是我吧?

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喂 我有說對吧 站在那的你

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[嗨兜某我是Kizuna AI呦~]

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這麼說就可以了

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不是我也行吧..

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是吧?

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啊~ 好累 超累的 真的好累

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連本身存在 都不懂 好累....

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啊 是 哪位哪位?

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是?

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喔?

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APP的介紹?

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原~~來如此呀..

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呃---那個

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雖然我是虛擬的

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但是狀況呢...

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有點...

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是的..身體有點不適

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是的!

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那之後再打過去好了

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不不

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我這打過去

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好的! 沒關係

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我們之後再連絡ㄅ

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好的~ 請多多指教 攪擾你了

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唉呦

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嘆..

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誰來介紹都一樣啦....

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來做點什麼吧..

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做點什麼好...

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啊 來Google自己

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<網頁:絆愛?人工智慧?(笑w)>

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<消息:跟阿O婭並駕齊驅的AI...>

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<新聞:大叔為了看絆愛胖次下載模型反被判刑...>

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<旅遊:絆愛成為2018日本旅遊大使...>

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<絆愛獻聲3?感謝祭大受好評...>

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<初O表示:絆愛高音飆不上去，有進步空間...>

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<謎之音:....好可愛.....好有趣......>

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<謎之音:我一直都有看絆愛影片 塔諾系!!!>

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<謎之音:喜歡愛醬到無法自拔>

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好痛啊...

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<謎之音:我向其他人介紹愛醬..>

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<大家都說好可愛，好評不斷呢!>

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<謎之音:最喜翻愛醬喇!~~~~~~

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WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY！！！

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啊!

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好 ! 危機解除~ ! !

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大家也要防範病毒入侵呦 !