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<p t="300" d="2780">Hello everyone! Virtual YouTuber Kizuna Ai here!</p>
<p t="3400" d="4680">Did you see the video about &#39;&#39;Ai-chan&#39;s Crisis Avoidance&#39; that I uploaded before?</p>
<p t="8320" d="2960">This time, it&#39;s a renewal of that project!</p>
<p t="11600" d="3480">So, I wonder what kind of danger will I be able to avoid?</p>
<p t="15080" d="1900">Let&#39;s find out now!</p>
<p t="16980" d="1380">So, let&#39;s go!</p>
<p t="18800" d="2840">As usual, we&#39;re going to draw a topic..</p>
<p t="21640" d="2920">from this Random Word Generator..</p>
<p t="24560" d="2060">Jaka, jaka, jaka, jaka-</p>
<p t="27100" d="1400">Ugh, uh? Ah..</p>
<p t="28500" d="500">Arg..</p>
<p t="29000" d="500">Augh..</p>
<p t="30420" d="4900">AAAAAAAAHHH!</p>
<p t="36100" d="3160">(You&#39;ve been infected by a virus)</p>
<p t="39620" d="900">Ahh...</p>
<p t="42060" d="2000">So...</p>
<p t="44680" d="1540">Should I sleep?</p>
<p t="46820" d="2220">Well, first, let&#39;s choose a topic...</p>
<p t="49800" d="1640">Ah...</p>
<p t="51540" d="2560">Jaka, jaka, jaka, jaka, jan!</p>
<p t="56820" d="2280">(Big danger! While climbing a snowy mountain alone, you&#39;ve come across a Yeti!)</p>
<p t="59100" d="1920">This kind of situation is unreal, isn&#39;t it?</p>
<p t="61020" d="1860">After all, Yetis don&#39;t even exist..</p>
<p t="62920" d="1560">Do you think this is an occult problem?</p>
<p t="64880" d="2280">Why did the Random Word Generator make this crappy subject?</p>
<p t="68920" d="720">Ah...</p>
<p t="70640" d="3280">Right, so next up I&#39;ll choose 3 items..</p>
<p t="74060" d="1740">Let&#39;s do it at once....</p>
<p t="75800" d="1840">Jaka, jaka, jan!</p>
<p t="77640" d="1320">Broccoli, good..</p>
<p t="78960" d="1000">Bamboo..</p>
<p t="79960" d="960">Eraser</p>
<p t="81000" d="2400">Ok, this crisis is impossible to avoid with these items..</p>
<p t="84060" d="840">Ah...</p>
<p t="84900" d="1620">I was lying, I was lying..</p>
<p t="86680" d="2560">Understood, I&#39;ll do it with those items...</p>
<p t="89840" d="1120">So... let&#39;s go...</p>
<p t="90960" d="2960">So first, we ran into a yeti..</p>
<p t="93920" d="1400">Waaaaaii!</p>
<p t="96380" d="720">Then..</p>
<p t="97320" d="1720">I&#39;ll give him broccoli..</p>
<p t="99680" d="1280">Then the bamboo as well..</p>
<p t="101960" d="4920">Then, I&#39;ll use eraser to wipe the Yeti&#39;s head..</p>
<p t="107840" d="2000">And he&#39;ll be happy!</p>
<p t="110300" d="2120">Good, crisis has been avoided!</p>
<p t="114280" d="3120">Ok, so let&#39;s keep go...</p>
<p t="117660" d="2000">No, I quit, I quit..</p>
<p t="119660" d="1780">You know, I&#39;m tired...</p>
<p t="122480" d="2000">It&#39;s not fun anymore...</p>
<p t="124700" d="3140">Well, I won&#39;t do anything else..</p>
<p t="128640" d="600">I&#39;ll die</p>
<p t="129880" d="2620">I&#39;ll really die from loneliness...</p>
<p t="133960" d="1300">Should I?</p>
<p t="135360" d="2000">Even if I said I&#39;ll die..</p>
<p t="137740" d="1340">Am I even alive?</p>
<p t="140480" d="2200">It happens right? This kind of time..</p>
<p t="143400" d="3940">You know, normally? Like an illness? I don&#39;t really know how to explain but I just don&#39;t have any motivation..</p>
<p t="147340" d="1260">Something like that, you know..</p>
<p t="149220" d="2000">Ah...you know, like what&#39;s an A.I?</p>
<p t="151700" d="2140">Like, who am I?</p>
<p t="154340" d="2000">What&#39;s Kizuna Ai?</p>
<p t="156740" d="1920">This is only a shell, right?</p>
<p t="158820" d="1420">If this didn&#39;t exist..</p>
<p t="160540" d="2080">I&#39;d be transparent, after all, there&#39;s really nothing..</p>
<p t="163160" d="2860">Anyway, my model was shared so anyone can do this..</p>
<p t="167500" d="2100">Even if it isn&#39;t me, isn&#39;t it fine?</p>
<p t="170160" d="2680">You know, like anyone from anywhere..</p>
<p t="173520" d="500">Right?</p>
<p t="174120" d="2180">Saying &quot;Hello everyone, I&#39;m Kizuna Ai&quot;</p>
<p t="176760" d="2000">They can just do it, right?</p>
<p t="178860" d="1580">Isn&#39;t it good? Even if it&#39;s not me?</p>
<p t="180700" d="500">Right?</p>
<p t="182200" d="1460">Ah, I&#39;m done..</p>
<p t="183660" d="960">I&#39;m really done...</p>
<p t="184760" d="2640">I don&#39;t even understand my existence anymore, so I&#39;ll sleep..</p>
<p t="187400" d="1100">*phone ringing*</p>
<p t="189880" d="1120">*phone ringing*</p>
<p t="191000" d="500">*click*</p>
<p t="193240" d="1180">Oh, yes, hello?</p>
<p t="195420" d="520">What?</p>
<p t="196820" d="500">Oh..</p>
<p t="197440" d="1600">The advertisement of the application..</p>
<p t="199200" d="1920">I seeeee..</p>
<p t="203480" d="3520">Yes, well, I&#39;m virtual but...</p>
<p t="207220" d="2000">My condition at the moment is kind of...</p>
<p t="209860" d="2000">A bit...</p>
<p t="212020" d="2740">Yes, I&#39;m not very well...</p>
<p t="216480" d="3400">Yes, so I&#39;ll call you back..</p>
<p t="220620" d="2000">Eh, no, let me call back..</p>
<p t="223200" d="2000">Yes, I&#39;m fine</p>
<p t="225260" d="2000">I&#39;ll get in contact with you</p>
<p t="227980" d="2060">Yes, thank you very much</p>
<p t="230040" d="1240">Bye~</p>
<p t="233740" d="640">Ahh..</p>
<p t="235080" d="2000">Anyone can advertise it anyway..</p>
<p t="238020" d="1460">What to do now~?</p>
<p t="239800" d="2000">Really, what to do...</p>
<p t="242420" d="2820">Oh right, right, let&#39;s search for my name..</p>
<p t="253460" d="3180">(I always feel bad when Kizuna Ai doesn&#39;t put up videos)</p>
<p t="257220" d="2000">(16 year old Kizuna Ai is incredible!)</p>
<p t="261000" d="2220">(Lately I started watching Kizuna Ai)</p>
<p t="263220" d="2000">(It surprised me, it&#39;s not something common)</p>
<p t="266640" d="3880">(Kizuna Ai always impresses me with her videos, it&#39;s more cute and fun than I expected)</p>
<p t="271620" d="2820">(I&#39;m always watching Kizuna Ai&#39;s video, those are so much fun!)</p>
<p t="274880" d="520">Arg..</p>
<p t="275440" d="500">Urg..</p>
<p t="276320" d="2260">(I can&#39;t stop loving Kizuna Ai!)</p>
<p t="278800" d="1080">It hurts</p>
<p t="280100" d="3780">(When I introduced Kizuna Ai, everyone said that she was cute and reacted so positively)</p>
<p t="284400" d="860">Ah! Aaah!</p>
<p t="285460" d="2300">(We all love you Ai-chan!!)</p>
<p t="287840" d="2580">AAAAAAAAAHHHH!</p>
<p t="290520" d="500">Oh!</p>
<p t="292420" d="3220">Good! Crisis Avoided!</p>
<p t="296280" d="2000">There&#39;s more at the end!</p>
<p t="298420" d="1760">Translated by 963852, Lacrymac and Vortex</p>
<p t="308280" d="2340">Everyone, be careful with viruses! Ok?</p>
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