WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.300 --> 00:00:03.080 Hello everyone! Virtual YouTuber Kizuna Ai here! 00:00:03.400 --> 00:00:08.080 Did you see the video about ''Ai-chan's Crisis Avoidance' that I uploaded before? 00:00:08.320 --> 00:00:11.280 This time, it's a renewal of that project! 00:00:11.600 --> 00:00:15.080 So, I wonder what kind of danger will I be able to avoid? 00:00:15.080 --> 00:00:16.980 Let's find out now! 00:00:16.980 --> 00:00:18.360 So, let's go! 00:00:18.800 --> 00:00:21.640 As usual, we're going to draw a topic.. 00:00:21.640 --> 00:00:24.560 from this Random Word Generator.. 00:00:24.560 --> 00:00:26.620 Jaka, jaka, jaka, jaka- 00:00:27.100 --> 00:00:28.500 Ugh, uh? Ah.. 00:00:28.500 --> 00:00:29.000 Arg.. 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:29.500 Augh.. 00:00:30.420 --> 00:00:35.320 AAAAAAAAHHH! 00:00:36.100 --> 00:00:39.260 (You've been infected by a virus) 00:00:39.620 --> 00:00:40.520 Ahh... 00:00:42.060 --> 00:00:44.060 So... 00:00:44.680 --> 00:00:46.220 Should I sleep? 00:00:46.820 --> 00:00:49.040 Well, first, let's choose a topic... 00:00:49.800 --> 00:00:51.440 Ah... 00:00:51.540 --> 00:00:54.100 Jaka, jaka, jaka, jaka, jan! 00:00:56.820 --> 00:00:59.100 (Big danger! While climbing a snowy mountain alone, you've come across a Yeti!) 00:00:59.100 --> 00:01:01.020 This kind of situation is unreal, isn't it? 00:01:01.020 --> 00:01:02.880 After all, Yetis don't even exist.. 00:01:02.920 --> 00:01:04.480 Do you think this is an occult problem? 00:01:04.880 --> 00:01:07.160 Why did the Random Word Generator make this crappy subject? 00:01:08.920 --> 00:01:09.640 Ah... 00:01:10.640 --> 00:01:13.920 Right, so next up I'll choose 3 items.. 00:01:14.060 --> 00:01:15.800 Let's do it at once.... 00:01:15.800 --> 00:01:17.640 Jaka, jaka, jan! 00:01:17.640 --> 00:01:18.960 Broccoli, good.. 00:01:18.960 --> 00:01:19.960 Bamboo.. 00:01:19.960 --> 00:01:20.920 Eraser 00:01:21.000 --> 00:01:23.400 Ok, this crisis is impossible to avoid with these items.. 00:01:24.060 --> 00:01:24.900 Ah... 00:01:24.900 --> 00:01:26.520 I was lying, I was lying.. 00:01:26.680 --> 00:01:29.240 Understood, I'll do it with those items... 00:01:29.840 --> 00:01:30.960 So... let's go... 00:01:30.960 --> 00:01:33.920 So first, we ran into a yeti.. 00:01:33.920 --> 00:01:35.320 Waaaaaii! 00:01:36.380 --> 00:01:37.100 Then.. 00:01:37.320 --> 00:01:39.040 I'll give him broccoli.. 00:01:39.680 --> 00:01:40.960 Then the bamboo as well.. 00:01:41.960 --> 00:01:46.880 Then, I'll use eraser to wipe the Yeti's head.. 00:01:47.840 --> 00:01:49.840 And he'll be happy! 00:01:50.300 --> 00:01:52.420 Good, crisis has been avoided! 00:01:54.280 --> 00:01:57.400 Ok, so let's keep go... 00:01:57.660 --> 00:01:59.660 No, I quit, I quit.. 00:01:59.660 --> 00:02:01.440 You know, I'm tired... 00:02:02.480 --> 00:02:04.480 It's not fun anymore... 00:02:04.700 --> 00:02:07.840 Well, I won't do anything else.. 00:02:08.640 --> 00:02:09.240 I'll die 00:02:09.880 --> 00:02:12.500 I'll really die from loneliness... 00:02:13.960 --> 00:02:15.260 Should I? 00:02:15.360 --> 00:02:17.360 Even if I said I'll die.. 00:02:17.740 --> 00:02:19.080 Am I even alive? 00:02:20.480 --> 00:02:22.680 It happens right? This kind of time.. 00:02:23.400 --> 00:02:27.340 You know, normally? Like an illness? I don't really know how to explain but I just don't have any motivation.. 00:02:27.340 --> 00:02:28.600 Something like that, you know.. 00:02:29.220 --> 00:02:31.220 Ah...you know, like what's an A.I? 00:02:31.700 --> 00:02:33.840 Like, who am I? 00:02:34.340 --> 00:02:36.340 What's Kizuna Ai? 00:02:36.740 --> 00:02:38.660 This is only a shell, right? 00:02:38.820 --> 00:02:40.240 If this didn't exist.. 00:02:40.540 --> 00:02:42.620 I'd be transparent, after all, there's really nothing.. 00:02:43.160 --> 00:02:46.020 Anyway, my model was shared so anyone can do this.. 00:02:47.500 --> 00:02:49.600 Even if it isn't me, isn't it fine? 00:02:50.160 --> 00:02:52.840 You know, like anyone from anywhere.. 00:02:53.520 --> 00:02:54.020 Right? 00:02:54.120 --> 00:02:56.300 Saying "Hello everyone, I'm Kizuna Ai" 00:02:56.760 --> 00:02:58.760 They can just do it, right? 00:02:58.860 --> 00:03:00.440 Isn't it good? Even if it's not me? 00:03:00.700 --> 00:03:01.200 Right? 00:03:02.200 --> 00:03:03.660 Ah, I'm done.. 00:03:03.660 --> 00:03:04.620 I'm really done... 00:03:04.760 --> 00:03:07.400 I don't even understand my existence anymore, so I'll sleep.. 00:03:07.400 --> 00:03:08.500 *phone ringing* 00:03:09.880 --> 00:03:11.000 *phone ringing* 00:03:11.000 --> 00:03:11.500 *click* 00:03:13.240 --> 00:03:14.420 Oh, yes, hello? 00:03:15.420 --> 00:03:15.940 What? 00:03:16.820 --> 00:03:17.320 Oh.. 00:03:17.440 --> 00:03:19.040 The advertisement of the application.. 00:03:19.200 --> 00:03:21.120 I seeeee.. 00:03:23.480 --> 00:03:27.000 Yes, well, I'm virtual but... 00:03:27.220 --> 00:03:29.220 My condition at the moment is kind of... 00:03:29.860 --> 00:03:31.860 A bit... 00:03:32.020 --> 00:03:34.760 Yes, I'm not very well... 00:03:36.480 --> 00:03:39.880 Yes, so I'll call you back.. 00:03:40.620 --> 00:03:42.620 Eh, no, let me call back.. 00:03:43.200 --> 00:03:45.200 Yes, I'm fine 00:03:45.260 --> 00:03:47.260 I'll get in contact with you 00:03:47.980 --> 00:03:50.040 Yes, thank you very much 00:03:50.040 --> 00:03:51.280 Bye~ 00:03:53.740 --> 00:03:54.380 Ahh.. 00:03:55.080 --> 00:03:57.080 Anyone can advertise it anyway.. 00:03:58.020 --> 00:03:59.480 What to do now~? 00:03:59.800 --> 00:04:01.800 Really, what to do... 00:04:02.420 --> 00:04:05.240 Oh right, right, let's search for my name.. 00:04:13.460 --> 00:04:16.640 (I always feel bad when Kizuna Ai doesn't put up videos) 00:04:17.220 --> 00:04:19.220 (16 year old Kizuna Ai is incredible!) 00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:23.220 (Lately I started watching Kizuna Ai) 00:04:23.220 --> 00:04:25.220 (It surprised me, it's not something common) 00:04:26.640 --> 00:04:30.520 (Kizuna Ai always impresses me with her videos, it's more cute and fun than I expected) 00:04:31.620 --> 00:04:34.440 (I'm always watching Kizuna Ai's video, those are so much fun!) 00:04:34.880 --> 00:04:35.400 Arg.. 00:04:35.440 --> 00:04:35.940 Urg.. 00:04:36.320 --> 00:04:38.580 (I can't stop loving Kizuna Ai!) 00:04:38.800 --> 00:04:39.880 It hurts 00:04:40.100 --> 00:04:43.880 (When I introduced Kizuna Ai, everyone said that she was cute and reacted so positively) 00:04:44.400 --> 00:04:45.260 Ah! Aaah! 00:04:45.460 --> 00:04:47.760 (We all love you Ai-chan!!) 00:04:47.840 --> 00:04:50.420 AAAAAAAAAHHHH! 00:04:50.520 --> 00:04:51.020 Oh! 00:04:52.420 --> 00:04:55.640 Good! Crisis Avoided! 00:04:56.280 --> 00:04:58.280 There's more at the end! 00:04:58.420 --> 00:05:00.180 Translated by 963852, Lacrymac and Vortex 00:05:08.280 --> 00:05:10.620 Everyone, be careful with viruses! Ok?