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<c.colorFFB266><b>Good morning, everyone!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>A new morning</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>is upon us again!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Erm...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>I know it's a Monday,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>so I get that you're displeased, but...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Everyone should...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! </b>​</c><c.color000000><b>Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! </b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! Wake up! </b>​</c><c.color000000><b>Wake up! Wake up!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! Wake up! </b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>Wake up! Wake up!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! </b>​</c><c.color000000><b>Wake up!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! </b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>Wake up!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Wake up!!!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>We just gotta wake up at 6 AM</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>and get ourselves in proper shape.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>It is Monday, after all, an awful day.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Erm...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Well, Morning Coco Live</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>has received plenty</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>of things to inform you about this morning.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Alright, guys, how about we</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>move to the studio?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Yo yo yo yo yo yo...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Yo</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>O</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Yo yo yo yo yo</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Yo yo yo yo yo yo</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>I...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>I wanted to use those clips.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Ehm...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>They came from that thing yesterday,
you know it.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>You do, right?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>With that said, as usual, here above my head,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>making a hell of a ruckus,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>are today's viewer-commentators!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Good morning!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Heeeeeeeeh.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Y'all awake, right?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Monday has come again,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>you're such a good boy for
waking up!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>That said, today we have...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Oh no, this is a...!</b></c>

00:03:21.970 --> 00:03:26.510
<c.colorFFB266><b>We have a pathetic report to cover!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Let's have a look, shall we?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Here it is!</b></c>

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<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Finally! Kiryu Coco's 3D Debut!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>What? Pathetic?!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Two days ago,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>on Saturday, Kiryu Coco's 3D</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>debut stream happened!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>You guys watched, right? I'm sure you did.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>You guys watched, right? Of course you did.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Who'd be watching me now and
not watch that?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Nobody.</b></c>

00:03:53.020 --> 00:03:55.970
<c.colorFFB266><b>Everyone here is a true addict.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Nobody here watches Morning Coco
and nothing else.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Two days ago, on Saturday, I, Kiryu Coco,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>happily debuted my 3D body.</b></c>

00:04:07.730 --> 00:04:09.420
<c.colorFFB266><b>However...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>We have a pathetic story</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>which has to do with this event
to cover.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Unbelievable...!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Before this stream</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>was broadcast for real,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>we practiced, again and again,
going over it many times,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>we even conducted</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>a test stream,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>which we set to private so nobody would see.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Just an attempt on YouTube,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>to see how it'd go, but
the unthinkable happened...!</b></c>

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<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Flips the bird and
the test stream is taken down</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>During the test stream, I flipped the bird and</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>the stream got taken down.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>This is... pretty pathetic, isn't it?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Good thing it was just a test stream, right?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>If the real show got taken down, it'd be...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Well...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Terrible, to say the least.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Our intent was to reproduce the real show,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>since we didn't have any idea
what could happen, we reproduced</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>exactly what we'd do on the actual stream
and see how it went.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>And this is how that test ended up like.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>And truth is that, due to this,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>this pose that I had</b></c>

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<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Pose previously taken on
a photoshoot is rejected</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>prepared ahead of time</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>was rejected, can you believe it?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Well...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>I had taken this cool pose
preemptively</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>on a photoshoot, but, much
to my disappointment,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>this pose was rejected in the end.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>And I even had such a cool expression...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>So shocking...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>And there's more, guys!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>To top it off, while the real show
was going on,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>just as I complained to you guys,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>during the whole show,
the shady organization</b></c>

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<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Pays dues to shady organization
with her middle fingers</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>made me pay my dues with
both middle fingers.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>This is...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>This is just too cruel, isn't it?
Look what they did to me.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>This is...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>My middle fingers,
and only the middle ones,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>were made so I couldn't control them.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>In regards to this,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>the victim,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Ms. Kiryu C.Co.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Ms. Kiryu C.Co shared her
terrifying experience with us.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>She's talking about how fearsome
the shady organization is.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Let's hear her out.</b></c>

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<c.colorFEFEFE><b>"We can disable your fingers at any time"
Threatened during rehearsal</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>During rehearsal, they threatened her by saying
"We can paralyze your finger any time".</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>During the entirety of rehearsal,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>she'd flip the bird whenever
she found a chance to,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>and because of that,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>the staff got very angry.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>The voice coming from the
earphone she wore constantly said:</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"Kiryu Coco-san, we're able to, at any time,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>make it so your middle finger can't move.
Do you want to lose it?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>We can make it stop it moving,
we have that power, you know?"</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>She rehearsed while hearing these</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>and many other threats of the kind.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>That was pretty...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Isn't that unacceptable?&nbsp;&nbsp;It falls
under PH, it's PH, y'know?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Won't this case of power
harassment start a commotion?</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Let's see what you guys think:</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Uh...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"such evil"</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Uh...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Uh...</b></c>

00:07:45.350 --> 00:07:49.160 position:84%
<c.colorFFB266><b>"paying my dues for being asleep during your 3d debut"
How did you dare sleep?!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Uh...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Hm...</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"just disable it from the get-go"</b></c>

00:07:53.440 --> 00:07:54.910
<c.colorFFB266><b>"can't blame 'em"</b></c>

00:07:54.910 --> 00:07:56.160
<c.colorFFB266><b>"lol"</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Uh...</b></c>

00:07:57.130 --> 00:08:00.370 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>"i'm glad the real show went alright"</b></c>

00:08:00.370 --> 00:08:01.850
<c.colorFFB266><b>Well...</b></c>

00:08:01.850 --> 00:08:05.800 position:81%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I'm... getting the feeling the guys above my head...</b></c>

00:08:05.800 --> 00:08:11.140 position:69%
<c.colorFFB266><b>The rattlers above my head may be the staff.</b></c>

00:08:11.140 --> 00:08:15.450 position:66%
<c.colorFFB266><b>"set her middle fingers free"
We got a fantastic piece of feedback here.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"such qualified staff"</b></c>

00:08:17.370 --> 00:08:21.990 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Staff is praising itself, isn't it?
Everyone praising staff is part of staff.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>I figured it out already.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Uh...</b></c>

00:08:24.680 --> 00:08:29.280 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>And there's more, guys, there's more
patheticness to report on.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>This product that went on sale
after the stream ended,</b></c>

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<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Kiryu Clan Golden Family Crest Pin
sold out in 2 minutes</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>this one here,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>the Kiryu Clan's Golden Family Crest.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>You won't believe it, but it was
sold out in two minutes.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Completely out of stock, we hear.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>Management... Even the audience
found this to be</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>a case of management being pathetic.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>You'll have to admit I'm in the
right to say it, this time.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>How many did they even stock up on,
to be sold out this fast?</b></c>

00:09:03.880 --> 00:09:08.480 position:67%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I'm sure you guys are interested in knowing
how much they stocked up on.</b></c>

00:09:08.480 --> 00:09:11.450 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I went after management for this one,</b></c>

00:09:11.450 --> 00:09:15.050 position:75%
<c.colorFFB266><b>"How many did you have in stock?", I asked them.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>The original plan was a limited―</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>a limited edition run, and once those were sold out,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>they'd just get more ready to
put on sale.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>But how many were on stock
to begin with?</b></c>

00:09:31.710 --> 00:09:34.620 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>When I asked that, they sent me this.</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>"Don't show the exact amount,</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>please", they said.</b></c>

00:09:41.950 --> 00:09:45.080 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>So I can't say it! I've been muzzled!</b></c>

00:09:45.080 --> 00:09:49.770
<c.colorFFB266><b>I've been told not to reveal the
exact number.</b></c>

00:09:49.770 --> 00:09:51.210
<c.colorFFB266><b>However―!</b></c>

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<c.colorFFB266><b>I've censored it and won't say it.</b></c>

00:09:54.940 --> 00:09:57.680 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I'm not revealing it, nobody can tell
the exact number.</b></c>

00:09:57.680 --> 00:10:01.690 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>But... Well, it's censored, so it's fine.</b></c>

00:10:01.690 --> 00:10:02.850
<c.colorFFB266><b>However...</b></c>

00:10:02.850 --> 00:10:04.200
<c.colorFFB266><b>*pensive*</b></c>

00:10:04.200 --> 00:10:06.240
<c.colorFFB266><b>Yo yo yo yo yo yo...</b></c>

00:10:06.240 --> 00:10:07.590
<c.colorFFB266><b>Yo yo!</b></c>

00:10:07.590 --> 00:10:12.300 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Doesn't it lack a digit?
There should be at least one more 0!</b></c>

00:10:12.300 --> 00:10:14.450
<c.colorFFB266><b>That's not enough digits!</b></c>

00:10:14.450 --> 00:10:16.250
<c.colorFFB266><b>Are you joking?!</b></c>

00:10:17.190 --> 00:10:18.570
<c.colorFFB266><b>Right? I mean...</b></c>

00:10:18.570 --> 00:10:19.930
<c.colorFFB266><b>*unacceptable*</b></c>

00:10:19.680 --> 00:10:53.380 position:66% line:68%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>"Is this your way of saying the Kiryu Clan
is too small-time for you to know it?"</b></c>

00:10:20.760 --> 00:10:24.530 position:77%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Do you think the Kiryu Clan is a small-time clan?</b></c>

00:10:24.530 --> 00:10:27.710
<c.colorFFB266><b>Even Ms. Kiryu C.Co lost it.</b></c>

00:10:27.710 --> 00:10:30.850
<c.colorFFB266><b>No other choice left,</b></c>

00:10:30.850 --> 00:10:34.110
<c.colorFFB266><b>we'll have to do the losers in.</b></c>

00:10:34.110 --> 00:10:36.110
<c.colorFFB266><b>You needed one more digit!</b></c>

00:10:36.110 --> 00:10:39.710
<c.colorFFB266><b>Don't look down on the Kiryu Clan,
that's one digit too little!</b></c>

00:10:39.710 --> 00:10:42.080
<c.colorFFB266><b>Oh well. But, guys, we also</b></c>

00:10:42.080 --> 00:10:44.800 position:70%
<c.colorFFB266><b>have something to tell you about this matter.</b></c>

00:10:44.800 --> 00:10:48.590 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Management, and the dude whose message
I just exposed,</b></c>

00:10:48.900 --> 00:10:53.760 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>are also apologizing for this matter, so,
check it out!</b></c>

00:10:53.380 --> 00:11:44.410 position:56% line:71%
<c.colorFFFC00><b>Today @ 1 PM; Second Batch for sale!</b></c>

00:10:54.480 --> 00:10:57.360
<c.colorFFB266><b>Today! Today!!</b></c>

00:10:57.360 --> 00:11:00.940 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's been confirmed to go back on sale
after 1 PM JST!</b></c>

00:11:00.940 --> 00:11:05.360 position:69%
<c.colorFFB266><b>"i'm off to work"
We had a professional here. Have a good day!</b></c>

00:11:05.790 --> 00:11:08.620
<c.colorFFB266><b>Back to this, we've confirmed that</b></c>

00:11:08.620 --> 00:11:11.310
<c.colorFFB266><b>it'll go back on sale today,</b></c>

00:11:11.310 --> 00:11:15.480 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>after 1 PM, on hololive's BOOTH page.</b></c>

00:11:15.480 --> 00:11:19.660
<c.colorFFB266><b>They'll be back up, so, if you can,</b></c>

00:11:19.660 --> 00:11:24.250 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>spread the news.
Also, thank you for the Super Chats.</b></c>

00:11:24.250 --> 00:11:29.650 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Second batch on sale after 1 PM, plus
they're now made-to-order.</b></c>

00:11:29.650 --> 00:11:32.310
<c.colorFFB266><b>They're now made-to-order,</b></c>

00:11:32.310 --> 00:11:35.400
<c.colorFFB266><b>so they'll probably not
be sold out again.</b></c>

00:11:35.400 --> 00:11:40.710 position:80%
<c.colorFFB266><b>So― You won't get any if you send Super Chats here!</b></c>

00:11:40.710 --> 00:11:45.470
<c.colorFFB266><b>Go to BOOTH―
Go to hololive's BOOTH page.</b></c>

00:11:44.410 --> 00:13:10.010 line:71%
<c.colorFFFC00><b>For sale on hololive's BOOTH page</b></c>

00:11:45.470 --> 00:11:47.360
<c.colorFFB266><b>This site here.</b></c>

00:11:47.360 --> 00:11:50.800 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>There's also Wearable Morning Coco and―</b></c>

00:11:50.800 --> 00:11:53.400
<c.colorFFB266><b>You can't place orders here!</b></c>

00:11:53.400 --> 00:11:57.310 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>We have some impatient dudes sending
Super Chats,</b></c>

00:11:57.310 --> 00:12:00.480 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>but this― This is not the right place!</b></c>

00:12:00.480 --> 00:12:03.050 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Don't buy it here! You can't buy it here!</b></c>

00:12:03.050 --> 00:12:04.820
<c.colorFFB266><b>Go to hololive's BOOTH page!</b></c>

00:12:04.820 --> 00:12:07.020 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>This will go on sale on the BOOTH page</b></c>

00:12:07.020 --> 00:12:12.650 position:66%
<c.colorFFB266><b>at 1 PM― After 1 PM, you can't buy it now!</b></c>

00:12:12.650 --> 00:12:15.330 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>We have some kooky people on the chat.</b></c>

00:12:15.760 --> 00:12:19.000
<c.colorFFB266><b>Look at it, on the right.</b></c>

00:12:19.000 --> 00:12:23.570 position:66%
<c.colorFFB266><b>This is one I got as a sample a while ago,</b></c>

00:12:23.570 --> 00:12:25.770
<c.colorFFB266><b>it's the real product.</b></c>

00:12:25.770 --> 00:12:29.570 position:84%
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's a shiny, cool family crest, just as you see here.</b></c>

00:12:29.570 --> 00:12:32.220 position:75%
<c.colorFFB266><b>It costs 1.5k ye― You can't buy it here, I said!</b></c>

00:12:32.220 --> 00:12:34.930 position:69%
<c.colorFFB266><b>You can't buy it here, aren't you listening?</b></c>

00:12:34.930 --> 00:12:39.020
<c.colorFFB266><b>Also, Wearable Morning Coco</b></c>

00:12:39.020 --> 00:12:43.740
<c.colorFFB266><b>and Walking Pathetic Loser,
these two T-shirts are also</b></c>

00:12:43.740 --> 00:12:45.250
<c.colorFFB266><b>currently on sale.</b></c>

00:12:45.250 --> 00:12:48.450 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>We don't have XXL sizes for the obese.</b></c>

00:12:48.450 --> 00:12:51.820
<c.colorFFB266><b>My apologies to any obese people
in the audience.</b></c>

00:12:51.820 --> 00:12:54.900 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I'll have to ask you to get slimmer.</b></c>

00:12:54.900 --> 00:12:57.080
<c.colorFFB266><b>You can't buy it here!</b></c>

00:12:57.080 --> 00:12:59.910
<c.colorFFB266><b>Please calm down!
You guys are too riled up.</b></c>

00:12:59.910 --> 00:13:04.110
<c.colorFFB266><b>You can buy it after 1 PM,</b></c>

00:13:04.110 --> 00:13:05.810
<c.colorFFB266><b>please do it then.</b></c>

00:13:05.810 --> 00:13:10.190
<c.colorFFB266><b>Regarding this second batch,
Ms. Kiryu C.Co said:</b></c>

00:13:10.010 --> 00:13:55.280 position:64% line:68%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>"If you get a lot of them, you can even
reproduce Buddha's punch perm hairstyle."</b></c>

00:13:11.100 --> 00:13:12.940
<c.colorFFB266><b>"If you get a lot of them,</b></c>

00:13:12.940 --> 00:13:17.390
<c.colorFFB266><b>you can even reproduce Buddha's
punch perm hairstyle."</b></c>

00:13:17.390 --> 00:13:19.400
<c.colorFFB266><b>If you get many of them,</b></c>

00:13:19.400 --> 00:13:22.360 position:70%
<c.colorFFB266><b>you get to adorn yourself with a lot of them.</b></c>

00:13:22.360 --> 00:13:27.790
<c.colorFFB266><b>If you ever wanted a punch perm
hairstyle just like Buddha's,</b></c>

00:13:27.790 --> 00:13:30.910
<c.colorFFB266><b>you just need to put a bunch of
them on your head.</b></c>

00:13:30.910 --> 00:13:36.930 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>This is just one of the possible uses,
so go ahead, get as many as you can.</b></c>

00:13:36.930 --> 00:13:37.950
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's, y'know,</b></c>

00:13:37.950 --> 00:13:39.170
<c.colorFFB266><b>fine to buy a lot,</b></c>

00:13:39.170 --> 00:13:43.910 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>it's made-to-order, there's no problem.</b></c>

00:13:43.910 --> 00:13:46.020
<c.colorFFB266><b>Just wait for it.</b></c>

00:13:46.020 --> 00:13:47.490
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhh, moving on.</b></c>

00:13:47.490 --> 00:13:48.770
<c.colorFFB266><b>Here we have,</b></c>

00:13:48.770 --> 00:13:52.840
<c.colorFFB266><b>on yesterday's stream―</b></c>

00:13:52.840 --> 00:13:55.540
<c.colorFFB266><b>I'm sure you all had</b></c>

00:13:55.280 --> 00:14:57.380 line:71%
<c.colorFFFC00><b>S</b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>hiny </b></c><c.colorFFFC00><b>S</b></c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>mily </b></c><c.colorFFFC00><b>S</b></c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>tory (English ver.)</b></c>

00:13:55.540 --> 00:13:58.650
<c.colorFFB266><b>your eyes on this, didn't you?</b></c>

00:13:58.650 --> 00:14:00.470
<c.colorFFB266><b>SSS!</b></c>

00:14:00.470 --> 00:14:04.200 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Yesterday I sang Shiny Smile Story's,</b></c>

00:14:04.200 --> 00:14:06.640
<c.colorFFB266><b>uhh, ahh, umm,</b></c>

00:14:06.640 --> 00:14:09.060
<c.colorFFB266><b>English version!</b></c>

00:14:09.060 --> 00:14:12.810
<c.colorFFB266><b>Did you guys hear it?</b></c>

00:14:13.620 --> 00:14:15.460
<c.colorFFB266><b>Um, actually,</b></c>

00:14:15.460 --> 00:14:17.080
<c.colorFFB266><b>with regards to this,</b></c>

00:14:17.080 --> 00:14:18.970
<c.colorFFB266><b>Actually, uhh,</b></c>

00:14:18.970 --> 00:14:21.460
<c.colorFFB266><b>it was me who thought up the lyrics</b></c>

00:14:21.460 --> 00:14:24.640
<c.colorFFB266><b>to Shiny Smily Story in English.</b></c>

00:14:24.640 --> 00:14:26.360
<c.colorFFB266><b>I thought them up.</b></c>

00:14:26.360 --> 00:14:27.960
<c.colorFFB266><b>But, you know,</b></c>

00:14:27.960 --> 00:14:31.480
<c.colorFFB266><b>you guys may think I worked hard
by myself</b></c>

00:14:31.480 --> 00:14:33.220
<c.colorFFB266><b>to write the lyrics,</b></c>

00:14:33.220 --> 00:14:35.360
<c.colorFFB266><b>but the truth is that</b></c>

00:14:35.360 --> 00:14:40.280 position:70%
<c.colorFFB266><b>there's a bit of a story behind these lyrics.</b></c>

00:14:40.280 --> 00:14:42.170
<c.colorFFB266><b>A lot of stuff happened,</b></c>

00:14:42.170 --> 00:14:46.470
<c.colorFFB266><b>so I'll give you some
behind the scenes talk.</b></c>

00:14:46.470 --> 00:14:51.220 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>The English lyrics to Shiny Smily Story</b></c>

00:14:51.220 --> 00:14:53.150
<c.colorFFB266><b>were actually already</b></c>

00:14:53.150 --> 00:14:56.520 position:66%
<c.colorFFB266><b>being prepared way before 4th Gen debuted―</b></c>

00:14:56.520 --> 00:14:57.370
<c.colorFFB266><b>Oh my!</b></c>

00:14:58.690 --> 00:15:01.760 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Do you see the date on these messages?</b></c>

00:15:01.760 --> 00:15:04.360
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's December 8th.</b></c>

00:15:04.360 --> 00:15:07.770
<c.colorFFB266><b>The lyrics were already being made</b></c>

00:15:07.770 --> 00:15:09.260
<c.colorFFB266><b>at the start of December 2019.</b></c>

00:15:09.260 --> 00:15:12.760
<c.colorFFB266><b>This was when the 4th gen members
hadn't debuted yet,</b></c>

00:15:12.760 --> 00:15:15.030 position:70%
<c.colorFFB266><b>we were doing it while waiting for our debut.</b></c>

00:15:15.030 --> 00:15:17.280
<c.colorFFB266><b>The text at the top is, erm,</b></c>

00:15:17.280 --> 00:15:19.980
<c.colorFFB266><b>that "create our WORLD" is</b></c>

00:15:19.980 --> 00:15:22.690
<c.colorFFB266><b>the last line of the lyrics,
which I had posted.</b></c>

00:15:22.690 --> 00:15:25.220
<c.colorFFB266><b>And after that, Ms. Amane Kanata</b></c>

00:15:25.220 --> 00:15:29.470 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>immediately divided it into our parts.</b></c>

00:15:29.470 --> 00:15:32.320
<c.colorFFB266><b>Then Watame went, "Wow, amazing!"</b></c>

00:15:32.320 --> 00:15:34.300
<c.colorFFB266><b>and, erm, I wonder if</b></c>

00:15:34.300 --> 00:15:37.120
<c.colorFFB266><b>Watame remembers this.</b></c>

00:15:37.120 --> 00:15:39.640
<c.colorFFB266><b>The five of us did this</b></c>

00:15:39.640 --> 00:15:41.680
<c.colorFFB266><b>while chatting over Discord.</b></c>

00:15:41.680 --> 00:15:44.300
<c.colorFFB266><b>We were chatting, and back then</b></c>

00:15:44.300 --> 00:15:49.060 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I didn't understand the lyrics to SSS.</b></c>

00:15:49.400 --> 00:15:52.300
<c.colorFFB266><b>Like, back then, my Japanese was</b></c>

00:15:52.300 --> 00:15:53.760
<c.colorFFB266><b>really stiff,</b></c>

00:15:53.760 --> 00:15:57.730 position:81%
<c.colorFFB266><b>so I didn't really understand what the lyrics meant.</b></c>

00:15:57.730 --> 00:16:00.460
<c.colorFFB266><b>And during this time, we were―</b></c>

00:16:00.460 --> 00:16:02.160
<c.colorFFB266><b>―the five of us were in a call.</b></c>

00:16:02.160 --> 00:16:03.920
<c.colorFFB266><b>Our call was like:</b></c>

00:16:03.920 --> 00:16:05.710
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Towa, this is―</b></c>

00:16:05.710 --> 00:16:09.580
<c.colorFFB266><b>"What does this word mean?"</b></c>

00:16:09.580 --> 00:16:12.290 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>And she'd say "Oh, putting it simply,</b></c>

00:16:12.290 --> 00:16:15.650
<c.colorFFB266><b>it's the same as this English word"</b></c>

00:16:15.650 --> 00:16:18.240
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Kanatan, what does this mean?"</b></c>

00:16:18.240 --> 00:16:20.760
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Luna-tan, what does this mean?"</b></c>

00:16:20.760 --> 00:16:23.550
<c.colorFFB266><b>I listened to them over the call</b></c>

00:16:23.550 --> 00:16:25.640 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>since my Japanese wasn't really good.</b></c>

00:16:25.640 --> 00:16:28.220
<c.colorFFB266><b>"This word means this"</b></c>

00:16:28.220 --> 00:16:31.100
<c.colorFFB266><b>"If I had to say it, it's almost
the same as this one"</b></c>

00:16:31.100 --> 00:16:34.550
<c.colorFFB266><b>"That one is closer to this one"</b></c>

00:16:34.550 --> 00:16:37.420
<c.colorFFB266><b>They were teaching Japanese to me</b></c>

00:16:37.420 --> 00:16:40.370
<c.colorFFB266><b>when I barely knew the language,</b></c>

00:16:40.370 --> 00:16:43.640 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>then I'd go "so, if it were in English,
it'd be something like this"</b></c>

00:16:43.640 --> 00:16:45.700
<c.colorFFB266><b>and fit the lyrics together.</b></c>

00:16:45.700 --> 00:16:47.720
<c.colorFFB266><b>So you may be able to say</b></c>

00:16:47.720 --> 00:16:50.710
<c.colorFFB266><b>that Kiryu Coco wrote those lyrics―</b></c>

00:16:50.710 --> 00:16:53.350 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>I mean, yes, I did write them in English,</b></c>

00:16:53.350 --> 00:16:55.310
<c.colorFFB266><b>but to make those lyrics,</b></c>

00:16:55.310 --> 00:16:57.230
<c.colorFFB266><b>I had the help of</b></c>

00:16:57.230 --> 00:17:00.410
<c.colorFFB266><b>everyone in 4th Gen to teach me</b></c>

00:17:00.410 --> 00:17:03.070
<c.colorFFB266><b>the meaning in Japanese.</b></c>

00:17:03.070 --> 00:17:06.250
<c.colorFFB266><b>That's all I wanted to share</b></c>

00:17:06.250 --> 00:17:08.000
<c.colorFFB266><b>for this feature.</b></c>

00:17:08.000 --> 00:17:09.810
<c.colorFFB266><b>It was still December 8th,</b></c>

00:17:09.810 --> 00:17:12.690
<c.colorFFB266><b>nobody even knew</b></c>

00:17:12.690 --> 00:17:14.450
<c.colorFFB266><b>that we existed yet,</b></c>

00:17:14.450 --> 00:17:16.780 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>but we worked together to make this,</b></c>

00:17:16.780 --> 00:17:19.500 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>saying we'd sing it together one day.</b></c>

00:17:19.500 --> 00:17:22.970 position:75%
<c.colorFFB266><b>We had even decided on our parts already, but...</b></c>

00:17:23.520 --> 00:17:24.310
<c.colorFFB266><b>y'know...</b></c>

00:17:24.310 --> 00:17:25.960
<c.colorFFB266><b>Once we debuted,</b></c>

00:17:25.960 --> 00:17:27.790
<c.colorFFB266><b>everyone got too busy,</b></c>

00:17:27.790 --> 00:17:30.920 position:73%
<c.colorFFB266><b>so we didn't have the chance to sing it at all.</b></c>

00:17:30.920 --> 00:17:32.800
<c.colorFFB266><b>But, of course, one day,</b></c>

00:17:32.680 --> 00:18:24.350 line:71%
<c.colorFFFC00><b>Let's sing it all together someday!</b></c>

00:17:32.800 --> 00:17:34.710
<c.colorFFB266><b>4th Gen will do it,</b></c>

00:17:34.710 --> 00:17:37.760 position:70%
<c.colorFFB266><b>we'll definitely sing it together eventually,</b></c>

00:17:37.760 --> 00:17:39.240
<c.colorFFB266><b>we promised each other.</b></c>

00:17:39.240 --> 00:17:43.830 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>By saying we'll certainly do it one day</b></c>

00:17:43.830 --> 00:17:46.020
<c.colorFFB266><b>in front of you all,</b></c>

00:17:46.020 --> 00:17:48.160
<c.colorFFB266><b>we have no choice but to do it now.</b></c>

00:17:48.160 --> 00:17:50.860 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>You can't escape by saying you're busy.</b></c>

00:17:50.860 --> 00:17:53.890
<c.colorFFB266><b>Kanatan, Watame, Towa, and Luna,</b></c>

00:17:53.890 --> 00:17:55.840
<c.colorFFB266><b>I've created a situation where</b></c>

00:17:55.840 --> 00:17:57.500
<c.colorFFB266><b>none of you can say you're
too busy.</b></c>

00:17:57.500 --> 00:17:58.190
<c.colorFFB266><b>Gotcha.</b></c>

00:17:58.190 --> 00:18:00.270
<c.colorFFB266><b>Onto the next report!</b></c>

00:18:00.270 --> 00:18:02.090
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhh, I'd also like it if you guys</b></c>

00:18:02.090 --> 00:18:04.760
<c.colorFFB266><b>would look forward to it too.</b></c>

00:18:04.760 --> 00:18:06.980
<c.colorFFB266><b>Let's move on to our next―</b></c>

00:18:06.980 --> 00:18:07.640
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ah?</b></c>

00:18:07.640 --> 00:18:09.280
<c.colorFFB266><b>Is this right...?</b></c>

00:18:09.280 --> 00:18:10.100
<c.colorFFB266><b>Huh?</b></c>

00:18:10.100 --> 00:18:11.860
<c.colorFFB266><b>A Maman Report</b></c>

00:18:11.860 --> 00:18:14.200
<c.colorFFB266><b>has arrived on our desk.</b></c>

00:18:14.200 --> 00:18:15.060
<c.colorFFB266><b>*???*</b></c>

00:18:15.060 --> 00:18:16.650
<c.colorFFB266><b>Just what is</b></c>

00:18:16.650 --> 00:18:19.480
<c.colorFFB266><b>happening here?</b></c>

00:18:19.480 --> 00:18:21.000
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ahh...</b></c>

00:18:21.000 --> 00:18:24.490
<c.colorFFB266><b>Let's get straight to it, shall we?</b></c>

00:18:24.350 --> 00:18:39.980 size:63% position:31% line:71%
<c.colorFFFC00><b>Yaman-mama</b></c>

00:18:25.060 --> 00:18:28.080
<c.colorFFB266><b>This is Kiryu Coco's human mama.</b></c>

00:18:28.080 --> 00:18:31.190
<c.colorFFB266><b>Her human mama, Ms. Yaman-maman.</b></c>

00:18:31.190 --> 00:18:34.000
<c.colorFFB266><b>This is Ms. Yaman-maman,</b></c>

00:18:34.000 --> 00:18:37.140
<c.colorFFB266><b>and in a matter concerning her,</b></c>

00:18:37.140 --> 00:18:39.920 position:59%
<c.colorFFB266><b>it seems that since the start of June―</b></c>

00:18:39.920 --> 00:18:40.740
<c.colorFFB266><b>*worry*</b></c>

00:18:39.980 --> 00:19:43.410 line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Started acting strangely this month</b></c>

00:18:39.980 --> 00:19:43.410 align:start position:0% line:30%
<c.colorFEFEFE>This is pasta,
my bestest friend, and its partner</c>

00:18:39.980 --> 00:19:43.410 align:start size:84% position:16% line:57%
<c.colorFEFEFE>Damn you, pasta</c>

00:18:40.740 --> 00:18:43.860
<c.colorFFB266><b>she has been acting fairly strange,</b></c>

00:18:43.860 --> 00:18:46.600
<c.colorFFB266><b>says our report.</b></c>

00:18:47.680 --> 00:18:49.750
<c.colorFFB266><b>This is strange, right?</b></c>

00:18:50.150 --> 00:18:51.960
<c.colorFFB266><b>Hmmmm...</b></c>

00:18:51.960 --> 00:18:53.710
<c.colorFFB266><b>She seems to be tweeting things―</b></c>

00:18:53.710 --> 00:18:57.520
<c.colorFFB266><b>Her behavior over Twitter
has been very strange recently,</b></c>

00:18:57.520 --> 00:19:00.080
<c.colorFFB266><b>so I'm a bit worried.</b></c>

00:19:00.080 --> 00:19:01.900
<c.colorFFB266><b>So guys, is Maman―</b></c>

00:19:01.900 --> 00:19:06.130
<c.colorFFB266><b>Is Maman gonna be okay?</b></c>

00:19:06.130 --> 00:19:08.020
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhh, I mean...</b></c>

00:19:08.020 --> 00:19:10.200
<c.colorFFB266><b>Maman is also a busy person.</b></c>

00:19:10.200 --> 00:19:11.910
<c.colorFFB266><b>She is, uhh,</b></c>

00:19:11.910 --> 00:19:13.170
<c.colorFFB266><b>doing, umm,</b></c>

00:19:13.170 --> 00:19:15.860
<c.colorFFB266><b>a lot of things, and</b></c>

00:19:15.860 --> 00:19:18.680
<c.colorFFB266><b>she hasn't had much sleep.</b></c>

00:19:18.680 --> 00:19:20.590
<c.colorFFB266><b>She seems so busy,</b></c>

00:19:20.590 --> 00:19:22.740
<c.colorFFB266><b>and you can't help but</b></c>

00:19:22.740 --> 00:19:25.270
<c.colorFFB266><b>feel worried about her.</b></c>

00:19:25.270 --> 00:19:26.280
<c.colorFFB266><b>But, well,</b></c>

00:19:26.280 --> 00:19:28.180
<c.colorFFB266><b>she managed to</b></c>

00:19:28.180 --> 00:19:31.000
<c.colorFFB266><b>watch my 3D stream in full,</b></c>

00:19:31.000 --> 00:19:35.170 position:66%
<c.colorFFB266><b>so it seems she'll regain her sanity soon.</b></c>

00:19:35.170 --> 00:19:37.170
<c.colorFFB266><b>With that said,</b></c>

00:19:37.170 --> 00:19:39.150
<c.colorFFB266><b>while we still may worry,</b></c>

00:19:39.150 --> 00:19:41.510
<c.colorFFB266><b>uh, let's move on for now.</b></c>

00:19:41.510 --> 00:19:42.210
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ah!</b></c>

00:19:42.210 --> 00:19:43.410
<c.colorFFB266><b>Here is</b></c>

00:19:43.410 --> 00:19:56.510 size:84% position:42% line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Acting strangely, as always</b></c>

00:19:44.000 --> 00:19:46.160
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ms. Haachama,</b></c>

00:19:46.160 --> 00:19:47.720
<c.colorFFB266><b>who finally―</b></c>

00:19:47.720 --> 00:19:51.170 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Not finally― who is screwed up as always―</b></c>

00:19:51.170 --> 00:19:54.200
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's the Haachama report.</b></c>

00:19:54.200 --> 00:19:55.920
<c.colorFFB266><b>Well, Maman too was,</b></c>

00:19:55.920 --> 00:19:56.840
<c.colorFFB266><b>err,</b></c>

00:19:56.510 --> 00:20:00.280 line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Started acting strangely this month</b></c>

00:19:56.840 --> 00:20:00.240 position:72%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Maman has started acting strangely this month,</b></c>

00:20:00.240 --> 00:20:03.100
<c.colorFFB266><b>but Haachama is, as always,</b></c>

00:20:00.280 --> 00:20:11.110 size:84% position:42% line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Acting strangely, as always</b></c>

00:20:03.100 --> 00:20:05.560
<c.colorFFB266><b>acting strangely, it seems.</b></c>

00:20:05.560 --> 00:20:08.780 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ahh, what happened to her this time?</b></c>

00:20:08.780 --> 00:20:11.890 position:58%
<c.colorFFB266><b>Yesterday, she aired a stream called:</b></c>

00:20:11.890 --> 00:20:13.310
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Making Sushi!"</b></c>

00:20:13.310 --> 00:20:16.280 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>She made sushi in this peculiar stream.</b></c>

00:20:16.280 --> 00:20:19.890 position:75%
<c.colorFFB266><b>This is one of Haachama's usual cooking streams.</b></c>

00:20:19.890 --> 00:20:24.150 position:72%
<c.colorFFB266><b>She was supposed to make sushi on this stream,</b></c>

00:20:24.150 --> 00:20:25.530
<c.colorFFB266><b>but, hmm―</b></c>

00:20:26.080 --> 00:20:29.250
<c.colorFFB266><b>Let's watch the footage!</b></c>

00:20:29.250 --> 00:20:32.010
<c.colorFFB266><b>We have to see this for ourselves.</b></c>

00:20:32.010 --> 00:20:33.980
<c.color10C5FA>[haachama chama chama chama]</c>

00:20:33.980 --> 00:20:36.150
<c.colorEE7BB3>Wooooaaaah!</c>

00:20:38.560 --> 00:20:39.690
<c.colorEE7BB3>*edible*</c>

00:20:40.420 --> 00:20:42.570
<c.colorEE7BB3>This is my best one yet!</c>

00:20:51.300 --> 00:20:53.190
<c.colorEE7BB3>My best one yet!</c>

00:20:55.570 --> 00:20:58.350 position:58%
<c.color10C5FA>[ha↑ha↑haa→cha↓ma↑ ha↑ha↑haa→cha↑ma↑]</c>

00:21:01.540 --> 00:21:03.920
<c.colorFFB266><b>Umm...</b></c>

00:21:03.920 --> 00:21:07.970
<c.colorFFB266><b>Well, as far as we can tell,</b></c>

00:21:07.970 --> 00:21:10.120
<c.colorFFB266><b>the ingredients of this</b></c>

00:21:10.120 --> 00:21:12.590
<c.colorFFB266><b>temaki-sushi include:</b></c>

00:21:12.590 --> 00:21:14.870
<c.colorFFB266><b>cucumbers and kimchi,</b></c>

00:21:14.870 --> 00:21:18.280
<c.colorFFB266><b>konjac, cheese, and ham.</b></c>

00:21:18.280 --> 00:21:19.820
<c.colorFFB266><b>*salad*</b></c>

00:21:19.820 --> 00:21:21.210
<c.colorFFB266><b>Err...</b></c>

00:21:21.210 --> 00:21:23.860
<c.colorFFB266><b>What does Expert C have to say?</b></c>

00:21:23.710 --> 00:21:38.880 size:63% position:31% line:71%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Please fix her</b></c>

00:21:24.740 --> 00:21:25.830
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Please fix her."</b></c>

00:21:26.180 --> 00:21:27.790
<c.colorFFB266><b>Indeed, we do want,</b></c>

00:21:27.790 --> 00:21:30.750
<c.colorFFB266><b>umm, something to be done with her.</b></c>

00:21:30.750 --> 00:21:33.140
<c.colorFFB266><b>She― She's too far gone!</b></c>

00:21:33.140 --> 00:21:33.710
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uhh,</b></c>

00:21:33.710 --> 00:21:36.080
<c.colorFFB266><b>with that said, our most essential</b></c>

00:21:36.080 --> 00:21:39.380
<c.colorFFB266><b>English lesson starts with:</b></c>

00:21:39.380 --> 00:21:41.720
<c.colorFFB266><b>(mono no mitame ga)
(もの の 見た目 が)</b></c>

00:21:41.720 --> 00:21:43.060
<c.colorFFB266><b>kimochi warui
(気持ち 悪い)</b></c>

00:21:43.060 --> 00:21:44.710
<c.colorFFB266><b>Let's start here.</b></c>

00:21:44.710 --> 00:21:48.980 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>The (mono no mitame ga) written here</b></c>

00:21:48.980 --> 00:21:51.740 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>refers to "appearance"― for example,</b></c>

00:21:51.740 --> 00:21:54.380
<c.colorFFB266><b>the way a person... a person...</b></c>

00:21:54.380 --> 00:21:55.970
<c.colorFFB266><b>The way they move</b></c>

00:21:55.970 --> 00:21:59.030
<c.colorFFB266><b>isn't classified under this.</b></c>

00:21:59.030 --> 00:22:01.120
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's just the appearance;</b></c>

00:22:01.120 --> 00:22:03.620
<c.colorFFB266><b>the physically disgusting quality</b></c>

00:22:03.620 --> 00:22:07.030
<c.colorFFB266><b>of the object in question.</b></c>

00:22:07.030 --> 00:22:10.230 position:73%
<c.colorFFB266><b>If we were to sum it up in English, it would be</b></c>

00:22:10.680 --> 00:22:11.860
<c.colorFFB266><b>"gross".</b></c>

00:22:11.860 --> 00:22:15.430 position:75%
<c.colorFFB266><b>We would use the word "gross" in this situation.</b></c>

00:22:15.430 --> 00:22:16.500
<c.colorFFB266><b>See here,</b></c>

00:22:16.500 --> 00:22:18.580
<c.colorFFB266><b>the pronunciation would be,</b></c>

00:22:18.580 --> 00:22:19.400
<c.colorFFB266><b>ahh―</b></c>

00:22:19.400 --> 00:22:21.210
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ugh, it's lagging―</b></c>

00:22:21.560 --> 00:22:23.180
<c.colorFFB266><b>Uh, ergh―</b></c>

00:22:23.180 --> 00:22:24.200
<c.colorFFB266><b>'g</b></c>

00:22:24.560 --> 00:22:26.870
<c.colorFFB266><b>'grōß― us―</b></c>

00:22:26.870 --> 00:22:29.730
<c.colorFFB266><b>\'grōs\ is how it's pronounced.</b></c>

00:22:29.730 --> 00:22:31.350
<c.colorFFB266><b>As for how it's spelled,</b></c>

00:22:31.350 --> 00:22:33.010
<c.colorFFB266><b>just reading it out</b></c>

00:22:33.010 --> 00:22:36.740
<c.colorFFB266><b>could turn "gross" into "gloss"―
the thing you put on your lips</b></c>

00:22:36.740 --> 00:22:39.440
<c.colorFFB266><b>that makes it shiny, the, umm―</b></c>

00:22:39.440 --> 00:22:41.990
<c.colorFFB266><b>It could be confused for</b></c>

00:22:41.990 --> 00:22:43.770
<c.colorFFB266><b>the "gloss" used for lips.</b></c>

00:22:43.770 --> 00:22:45.810
<c.colorFFB266><b>But that's written as</b></c>

00:22:45.810 --> 00:22:47.000
<c.colorFFB266><b>"g l o s s".</b></c>

00:22:47.000 --> 00:22:48.680
<c.colorFFB266><b>It uses an "L", which is why</b></c>

00:22:48.680 --> 00:22:51.360 position:63%
<c.colorFFB266><b>you have to be careful and differentiate</b></c>

00:22:51.360 --> 00:22:54.770 position:56%
<c.colorFFB266><b>when pronouncing your 'L's and 'R's.</b></c>

00:22:54.770 --> 00:22:56.830
<c.colorFFB266><b>Let's go back to "gross".</b></c>

00:22:56.830 --> 00:22:59.250
<c.colorFFB266><b>An example sentence would be</b></c>

00:22:59.250 --> 00:23:02.280
<c.colorFFB266><b>"that is gross"</b></c>

00:23:02.280 --> 00:23:05.400
<c.colorFFB266><b>In Japanese, it would be "sore wa</b></c>

00:23:05.400 --> 00:23:07.270
<c.colorFFB266><b>"kimochi warui"</b></c>

00:23:07.270 --> 00:23:10.070
<c.colorFFB266><b>That's one way to use it.</b></c>

00:23:10.070 --> 00:23:11.890
<c.colorFFB266><b>In a sense,</b></c>

00:23:11.890 --> 00:23:16.280
<c.colorFFB266><b>you </b>​<i><b>can </b></i><b>throw it around casually,</b></c>

00:23:16.280 --> 00:23:19.350 position:61%
<c.colorFFB266><b>but as "kimochi warui" usually implies,</b></c>

00:23:19.350 --> 00:23:21.060
<c.colorFFB266><b>the word "gross" is also</b></c>

00:23:21.060 --> 00:23:24.690 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>only used for the most disgusting things.</b></c>

00:23:24.690 --> 00:23:26.550
<c.colorFFB266><b>If I were to put it,</b></c>

00:23:26.550 --> 00:23:27.480
<c.colorFFB266><b>mmm,</b></c>

00:23:27.940 --> 00:23:32.350 position:75%
<c.colorFFB266><b>"gross" is like at a higher level of disgusting.</b></c>

00:23:32.350 --> 00:23:34.920
<c.colorFFB266><b>It's on a higher level,</b></c>

00:23:34.920 --> 00:23:37.250
<c.colorFFB266><b>so you only use it</b></c>

00:23:37.250 --> 00:23:40.660 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>when referring to the worst things, okay?</b></c>

00:23:40.660 --> 00:23:41.870
<c.colorFFB266><b>And if you</b></c>

00:23:41.870 --> 00:23:44.940
<c.colorFFB266><b>get your 'L's and 'R's wrong,</b></c>

00:23:44.940 --> 00:23:48.530
<c.colorFFB266><b>you'll end up from sowing "grass"</b></c>

00:23:48.530 --> 00:23:49.250
<c.colorFFB266><b>to, uhh,</b></c>

00:23:49.250 --> 00:23:53.350
<c.colorFFB266><b>sowing "glass" in your gardens.</b></c>

00:23:53.350 --> 00:23:57.020
<c.colorFFB266><b>The difference here is huge,</b></c>

00:23:57.020 --> 00:24:01.010 position:83%
<c.colorFFB266><b>so I hope you all be careful with your 'L's and 'R's!</b></c>

00:24:01.010 --> 00:24:02.180
<c.colorFFB266><b>Let's move to,</b></c>

00:24:02.180 --> 00:24:04.760
<c.colorFFB266><b>uhh, today's weather!</b></c>

00:24:04.760 --> 00:24:06.580
<c.colorFFB266><b>Ahh... The weather, yes?</b></c>

00:24:06.580 --> 00:24:08.100
<c.colorFFB266><b>Watame!</b></c>

00:24:08.880 --> 00:24:12.770 position:64%
<c.colorFFB266><b>"Coco-chi! Your 3D stream was fantastic!"</b></c>

00:24:13.350 --> 00:24:14.570
<c.colorFFB266><b>Thank you!</b></c>

00:24:14.570 --> 00:24:19.100 position:78%
<c.colorFFB266><b>This isn't your editorial cartoon section, though.</b></c>

00:24:19.100 --> 00:24:20.160
<c.colorFFB266><b>With that said,</b></c>

00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:23.530
<c.colorFFB266><b>today's ARK password is</b></c>

00:24:23.530 --> 00:24:25.214
<c.colorFFB266><b>"oioioi".</b></c>

00:24:25.214 --> 00:24:25.648
<c.colorFFB266><b>O-</b>​</c><c.color000000><b>I-O-I-O-I.</b></c>

00:24:25.214 --> 00:24:25.648
<c.colorFFB266><b>O-</b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>I-O-I-O-I.</b></c>

00:24:25.648 --> 00:24:25.981
<c.colorFFB266><b>O-I-</b>​</c><c.color000000><b>O-I-O-I.</b></c>

00:24:25.648 --> 00:24:25.981
<c.colorFFB266><b>O-I-</b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>O-I-O-I.</b></c>

00:24:25.981 --> 00:24:26.248
<c.colorFFB266><b>O-I-O-</b>​</c><c.color000000><b>I-O-I.</b></c>

00:24:25.981 --> 00:24:26.248
<c.colorFFB266><b>O-I-O-</b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>I-O-I.</b></c>

00:24:26.248 --> 00:24:26.582
<c.colorFFB266><b>O-I-O-I-</b>​</c><c.color000000><b>O-I.</b></c>

00:24:26.248 --> 00:24:26.582
<c.colorFFB266><b>O-I-O-I-</b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>O-I.</b></c>

00:24:26.582 --> 00:24:26.849
<c.colorFFB266><b>O-I-O-I-O-</b>​</c><c.color000000><b>I.</b></c>

00:24:26.582 --> 00:24:26.849
<c.colorFFB266><b>O-I-O-I-O-</b>​</c><c.colorFEFEFE><b>I.</b></c>

00:24:26.849 --> 00:24:27.160
<c.colorFFB266><b>O-I-O-I-O-I.</b></c>

00:24:27.160 --> 00:24:28.740
<c.colorFFB266><b>That's the password.</b></c>

00:24:28.740 --> 00:24:30.870
<c.colorFFB266><b>There's also my 3D stream!</b></c>

00:24:30.580 --> 00:24:53.380 position:63% line:68%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>3D stream outtakes uploaded
to the hololive official Twitter account</b></c>

00:24:30.870 --> 00:24:34.120
<c.colorFFB266><b>Actually, later today on Twitter―</b></c>

00:24:34.120 --> 00:24:36.280
<c.colorFFB266><b>The hololive official account</b></c>

00:24:36.280 --> 00:24:38.680
<c.colorFFB266><b>will show some footage</b></c>

00:24:38.680 --> 00:24:41.340
<c.colorFFB266><b>of our outtakes later at 6:30,</b></c>

00:24:41.340 --> 00:24:43.260
<c.colorFFB266><b>so please watch that too!</b></c>

00:24:43.260 --> 00:24:45.320
<c.colorFFB266><b>Once again,</b></c>

00:24:45.320 --> 00:24:49.860
<c.colorFFB266><b>thank you all for watching!</b></c>

00:24:49.860 --> 00:24:53.880
<c.colorFFB266><b>Have a good morning!</b></c>

00:24:53.880 --> 00:25:11.450 position:70% line:0%
<c.colorFEFEFE><b>Guys! We're on the last leg of June!
Have you all got that healthy BODY
after half a year of Morning Coco?
Keep yourself healthy, always!
Prioritize your health, and work hard today!
Eh?! "If I rest now no work will be done...?"
No problem!
Even if you suddenly disappear now
your company and society won't notice!
So take a good rest now
do you what you like!
If your company doesn't treat you well
then why should you care!
Let's have fun and play games together!
 
Your loved-as-heck WAIFU, Coco</b></c>

00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:05.100 align:end position:100% line:0%
<c.color000000><i>​</i></c>

00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:05.100 align:end position:100% line:0%
<c.colorFEFEFE><i>​</i></c>

