Goooood morning, everyone!

Today, again,

Morning Coco Live is off to a vigorous start,

right at 6 AM, as always.

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is still activated, so it's no wonder

if an ad or two show up.

We've got a lot of news

to inform you about. Let's have a look, shall we?

Aah...

Today, as usual,

here above my head,

making one hell of a ruckus,

are today's viewer-commentators!

Thank you for coming today too!

"rattle rattle"

Uuh...

"rattle rattle"

Your rattling is a nuisance!

Everyone's posting it.

That said, we have a lot of news

to cover, from the looks of things!

But our top news couldn't be anything else, could it now?

We have an urgent report― Ah!

*ads*

It's covering my face! Hey, come on.

The ad is covering my face.

Oh well.

Let's close it.

Urgent news! Oh my!

Amane Kanata's 3D debut!

Ms. Amane Kanata's

3D debut stream confirmed!

Oh my god, guys,

Ms. Amane Kanata finally-

Out of my batchmates,

she's the first one to―

Wait, no, that was me, the first 4th gen debut was me.

She's the second 4th Gen member to

confirm her 3D debut stream.

I'm taking this chance to let all of you know that.

This is―

Uuh...

This one...

It's on July 5th.

This week's...

Sunday, right?

3D debut confirmed! 8 PM!

It's 8 PM, so, on this day,

StayHome, everyone.

I want you to #StayHome.

Uuh...

I'd like to gather a crowd

and have everyone enjoy

Kanatan's 3D stream!

Attention, guys,

it's this week, so don't forget it.

Well...

I'm sure there are

some people who'd rather have

known about it earlier, if possible.

It was only announced yesterday, after all.

Guys! Guys!

If, perchance,

you've agreed to go on a date with someone on this day,

reject them.

I'd love it if you rejected them.

Let's see what you guys think:

"PPT"

Uh, "PPT".

Uh...

"I'm glad I'm a loafer" Fantastic.

"shuriken incoming"

Shuriken may come.

In regards to this, Expert C said:

The chest is still 2D, but I'm hoping it'll be updated by debut day

"The chest is still 2D,

but I'm hoping it'll be updated by debut day."

She's right, look.

From what we can see on this pic, her chest is...

Amane Kanata's 3D debut!

Her chest is still 2D, it probably hasn't

finished processing yet.

I think she's using her hand to conceal how the model is unfinished, even.

By the day of her debut, I'm sure her entire body

will have become 3D.

No need to worry...

Let's see what you guys think!

"this chest can't go 3D"

Uuh...

"forever 2D"

Uuh...

Ehm...

This will certainly...

be interesting to watch, when the day comes.

The chest is still 2D, but I'm hoping it'll be updated by debut day

Well, while I, of course, care about her chest,

I can't help but...

wonder if, just like what happened to me,

Curious about miniskirt nerfing

This here.

I'm curious about the miniskirt nerfing.

Mine is the same, to be frank,

but Kanatan also has a pretty...

A pretty minimal miniskirt.

About as minimal as mine.

This...

How will that part look like, I wonder.

They're not gonna crudely cover it with body paint, right?

Or will they make the skirt stiff as a rock,

so you can't see it no matter the angle?

It sure has piqued my interest.

You guys oughta also look forward to it. But, then again,

there's no way to know what'll happen,

I had my tail to flip my own skirt and make it easy to see,

But Kanatan...

What will be of her?

Some people are so worried about it, they can only sleep at night, I hear.

Guess we'll have to pay close attention to her lower half during the stream.

Ah!

Speaking of lower halves...

Some days ago, on this stream

(6/30) Commander Noel's stream

broadcast by Noel-paisen,

it was a Just Chatting stream

realized on June 30th.

In this chatting stream

by Commander Noel,

she received a fantastic

message from one of her viewers.

Uuh...

"My first SC this month!"

She got it as a Super Chat.

"Today we're starting the second half of the year! Take care of your health!"

And, reading this fantastic message, she said:

"~~Lower half~~ ~~starts today!"~~

"Today we're starting on the lower half of the body!"

She read it wrong and said it out loud, apparently.

Well...

Well... In a way, she's right, we're in the lower half now, I guess.

We've entered the lower half of 2020, meaning that,

assuming the year starts on the face, we're around the lower half now.

Makes sense to me.

Hmm...

Uuh...

Look how happy she looks, that's what matters.

*slides away*

Well... Let's see what you guys think:

Uuh...

"lower half starts today"

"such a blinding smile"

"she's a musclehead to her bones"

Well...

"Today we're―" We're not starting it today!

Erm...

2020 is, y'know...

2020's lower half is upon us!

Wret's― Let's all finish up everything we want

to get done this year, as its last bits

are right around the corner.

Speaking of lower halves...

We'll add even more to this topic,

this being appeared suddenly,

and started giving scores to Kiryu Coco's streams,

Morning Coco Grading Bot

this being, the Morning Coco Grading Bot.

Do you know it, guys?

Uh, this thing...

I shouldn't call it a thing,

this Morning Coco Grading Bot fellow here,

I'm the only person it follows, and all of my streams

get a graded by it, it's quite... it is quite the...

This bot is quite skilled at poking where it hurts.

"Profile pic is Tsunomaki Watame"

"Meat cut to shreds."

Wait a sec, A-hole! Don't make Watame into shredded meat, dammit!

Jingusukan would be fine, but not this!

Oh well...

This fellow always gives a grade to Morning Coco,

And even on the days in which Morning Coco didn't air, they get graded.

He's kind of an addict, almost morbidly obsessed.

Starting in May, this fellow has consistently been

giving me grades,

but I found that, these days,

No longer interested in Kiryu Coco herself

Kiryu Coco's 3D doesn't even matter anymore, I only care about them 3D thighs. Judging by how the socks are even properly a little tight around the tights, there's a pro among the modelers. 5000 points to the staff.

maybe he isn't really interested in me for me, per se.

Ahem,

"Kiryu Coco's 3D doesn't even matter anymore―" It does matter!

It was a once-in-a-lifetime event, dumbass! "I only care about them 3D thighs."

Grrrrrrrr.

For a while now, Mr. Morning Coco Grading Bot

has shown great interest in my lower half,

I noticed it, but...

"Judging by how the socks are even properly a little tight around the tights,

there's a pro among the modelers." He's grading the staff.

Well, I mean...

He seems to still be giving grades, at least.

But while this Grading Bot

is, well, being very demanding of me on its grading nowadays,

look at this!

His reply to Minato Aqua's quick one-liner!

Hmm...

"20pts"

We can see how demanding he is on his grading!

Umm...

What do you guys think?

Ah...

Hmm...

"lol"

Erm...

"lol"

Um...

"20pts"

"bar's set too high"

Hm...

"isn't he being too kind?"

Seems that was a kind score.

We have to admit, this video here,

you can find this one-liner on Aqua-paisen's Twitter account,

and it was quite the unfunny gag.

Even the Morning Coco Grading Bot had to...

Y'know...

Hmm...

Maybe it was worth 20 points, who knows.

That said, let's move on!

Oh my!

We just got a piece of sad news.

Some days ago... Or rather, yesterday, wasn't it?

Yesterday, on July 1st,

(7/1) Ms. Uruha Rushia's stream

on this stream

done by Uruha Rushia-paisen.

In this rhythm game stream

broadcast by Rushia-paisen,

the unthinkable happened...

Insulted by a viewer

A viewer

on her chat up and

insulted her, we've found out.

You shouldn't insult people!

Insults are no good.

Just what insult was thrown at her?

Granny, you're so good at rhythm games

THIIIIIIIS IS...!!!

No good.

As a response,

not even Rushia-senpai could control herself.

Ah, what do we have here?

(...), I think.

"Granny, you're so―" PISS OFF!!!

WHO'S A GRANNY?!

1600 YEARS IS STILL CHILDHOOD!

Ahh...

She snapped!

This is definitely a no-no.

The act of

talking about a woman's age

is rudest than any of the

rude things on this earth.

Of course, she snapped.

And the way she snapped was just so good

that I had to cover it.

What do you guys think?

Uhh, umm...

"lol"

"SNAFU lol"

Erm...

"1600-years-old child"

Uhh...

Err...

Erhm...

Eh...

Uh...

"Chairman's a kid dragon

so a 1600 year old is―"

Yeah, that's practically a baby.

It's a baby.

What does Ms. Kiryu C.Co have to say?

Everyone below 2000 is still a sh*tty brat

"Anyone below 2000 is a sh*tty prat."

Sh*tty prat―

Sh*tty brat― Sorry, I flubbed.

Well, as I said before,

anyone below the age of 2000

is just a sh*tty, wet behind the ears little brat to me.

They're―

They're no different from when they still wore diapers.

I'd rather those under 2000 wouldn't...

Umm...

Call each other granny or brat,

that kind of argument is unsightly,

so let's stop doing that.

Let's see what the sh*tty prats above me are―

sh*tty brats― Damn, it's so hard to say!

Argh! Goddammit!

Hold on... Wait a bit...

Right... There's Shion...

I need to repeatedly call her a brat―

Sh*t― Sh*t― Sh*tty brat―

S-Sh*tty brat― Blah, my tongue.

*prat*

It's not "sh*tty prat".

Let's not give weird nicknames to people.

Don't call me pathetic!

*pien*

Oh well.

Despite whatever you guys say,

everyone above my head here

is younger than me.

Anyone under 2000 is just a brat,

so I'm unfazed by it.

Cut it with the sh*tty prat...

Uhh, ahh―

Let's move on.

Why, guys,

we have some celebratory news

at our doorstep―! Why, it is

~~Today is~~ ~~Ms. Oozora Subaru's birthday!!~~

Oozora Subaru-paisen's

birthday today! (👏👏👏👏👏👏)

Happy birthday!

Today is Subaru-paisen's

day of birth.

And she'll be celebrating later.

It's a celebration.

The stream

Birthday stream at 8 PM today!

will start at 8 PM later,

and I think

we should all come to greet her.

Uhh, I also have something

for Subaru-paisen.

I will now perform

an impression of her, as my present.

subasuba! suba! subasuba!

Too much?

Was it...?

Will I get yelled at?

Was... it a bad move?

*duck fear*

"p.much the same"

Uh, "lol".

"lol duck"

Umm...

Was it lowkey alright?

Ah―! 20 points?!

I― I got 20 points.

Aaahh...

Nngh― Ugh― I― I―

I'm screwed―

Mmm, but, well,

it's still her birthday,

so I'd like to greet her

a wonderful happy birthday!

And since it's her birthday,

I would rather

only make good reports about her, but

unfortunately for her,

we have a pathetic report instead.

Why, on Subaru-paisen's

chat stream yesterday―

Puts ARK in C: drive Places excessive strain on PC

Why, she―

ARK―!

She placed ARK in her C: drive,

putting her computer under extreme strain.

Subaru-paisen said that ARK wouldn't run,

and the cause being that she placed the game in her C: drive.

Mmm...

Of course, it didn't work.

I mean... This is...

Well...

See, the C: drive is

the computer's, uhh―

Um, it's―

It contains all the stuff to make a computer work;

that stuff.

And ARK is...

The main game is already over 100 gigabytes.

Add the DLCs in and it totals out at 200 gigabytes.

It's a really heavy game.

She took all of that and stuck it in her C: drive,

which led to her being unable to run it.

But well, umm,

she managed to move it elsewhere,

so now the game,

ARK can finally start

running on her PC.

That's a relief.

Anything to say, guys?

"don't bully the C"

"storage challenge"

Uhh...

Ah...

"just delete everything else"

Ahh... About this, actually―

To delete everything else―

The only one who'd actually

delete the user folders in C: is Haachama.

The case of the deleted \User folder

was Haachama's.

So remember that

the one who deleted their user folder

was a different person.

Let's see what Expert C has to say:

"Oh..."

Oh...

Nothing left to say but "Oh..."

Ｏｈ…

Putting ARK in your C: drive...

is... "Oh..."

The phrase I want you guys to learn today is:

maji ka yo... マジかよ…

"Are ya serious..."

Even in Japanese,

the phrase "maji ka yo"

is used pretty often.

But if you want to give oomph to your "Oh..."

here are the phrases for you:

"holy f*ck"

and its twin sibling

"holy sh*t".

Both of these give the same feel as

"Oh..."

for our particular purposes.

Which is why

when using them,

you can choose whichever;

they both mean the same thing.

Just pick what you prefer.

However, "f*ck" is a bit

unwelcome in some places.

It usually gets bleep out when said.

It gets bleeped out on the spot.

It's censored out,

so if you were like, featured on NHK,

and you feel saying "maji ka yo", go for this instead.

If you use "holy sh*t",

you won't be bleeped out.

As far as I know, "holy sh*t" is safe.

I think you won't be bleeped out for saying "sh*t" thrice in an hour.

Meanwhile, saying "f*ck" just once

would bleep you out of national TV,

so keep that in mind.

Anyway, "maji ka yo".

"holy f*ck"

and "holy sh*t".

Breaking this down,

the word "holy" over here in Japanese is

seinaru 聖なる

The direct translation is "seinaru".

Mmm...

How was it... Ah...

Na...

Uhh...

"seinaru"

That's the "sei" in "seinaru".

So if―

If you combine "holy" and "f*ck/sh*t" together,

you completely negate the meaning of "holy".

Merging them into one phrase reduces to

eh, maji ka yo... huh, are ya serious...

That's what it boils down to.

Ah...

It can also be "fuzakenna" (ふざけんな) in Japanese.

The Japanese "maji" has a ton of uses.

That's why "maji ka yo" can be used

to convey a pleasant surprise

or to convey rescinding disgust.

Just as how "maji ka yo" has

all these possible uses,

these two English phrases can also convey joy

and sadness, basically

the entire buffet of emotions.

These are all-purpose words; please use them, okay?

As for the bleep-word,

you have, um, to, uh― What was it, again...?

It was, uhh―

T P O

~~There's a~~ ~~time~~, ~~place, and~~ ~~occasion~~ ~~for it.~~

If the situation calls for using it,

you may say "f*ck".

And if "f*ck" isn't okay to use, stick to "holy sh*t".

If you're with your boss,

or in an interview, then "holy sh*t" would be a safe option.

If you can say these words naturally,

then you're not far off from becoming a true Dragon American citizen.

Now, for today's weather.

Watame, what's the weather?

Oh?

VTuber Chips, Lightly Salted Flavor―

Now on sale!

It has hololive members,

as well as non-hololive members,

people from, uhh,

VTubers from other companies participating!

It's a very wonderful snack.

It has cards in each bag, too.

Ah, she couldn't find any, huh?

Seems like it sold out in stores close to her.

You can find it in your local convenience store for only 242 yen.

It also comes with

trading cards, so try to collect them all!

As for me,

I'd buy 'em till I get this card.

This here is an SR Kiryu Coco

(after she was stabbed).

It's Kiryu Coco after her Plotline Death cutscene.

I want to buy them until

I pull this card, if you don't mind me.

Ahh.

[Note: This card does not exist.]

With all that said,

thank you all for watching!

Today's ARK password is

"chips".

~~C-H-I-P-S.~~

~~C-~~~~H-I-P-S.~~

~~C-H-~~~~I-P-S.~~

~~C-H-I-~~~~P-S.~~

~~C-H-I-P-~~S.

C-H-I-P-S.

That's our show, everyone!

Have a good morning!

Good morning, guys! It's the last half of the week!! We're definitely feeling the summer heat!!! I'm spending this summer getting a perfect BODY and practicing summer songs! Thanks to you guys, I've been able to sing better, and even if I'm not that good, it's still fun! Practice makes perfect, after all! Time for some morning gaming! Let's mow down some zombies!! Add in your crappy boss to the mix, too! Your GEBO loved WAIFU, Coco