WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en Style: ::cue(c.color000000) { color: rgb(0,0,0); } ::cue(c.color9FFFBA) { color: rgb(159,255,186); } ::cue(c.colorFCFA8D) { color: rgb(252,250,141); } ::cue(c.colorFEFEFE) { color: rgb(254,254,254); } ::cue(c.colorFEFF88) { color: rgb(254,255,136); } ::cue(c.colorFFB266) { color: rgb(255,178,102); } ::cue(c.colorFFFC00) { color: rgb(255,252,0); } ## 00:01:09.760 --> 00:01:13.790 Goooood morning, everyone! 00:01:13.790 --> 00:01:14.700 Today, again, 00:01:14.700 --> 00:01:18.480 position:70% Morning Coco Live is off to a vigorous start, 00:01:18.480 --> 00:01:21.480 right at 6 AM, as always. 00:01:21.480 --> 00:01:24.401 If any of you guys aren't awake... 00:01:24.401 --> 00:01:25.169 position:56% Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 00:01:24.401 --> 00:01:25.169 position:56% Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 00:01:25.169 --> 00:01:25.636 position:56% Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 00:01:25.169 --> 00:01:25.636 position:56% Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 00:01:25.636 --> 00:01:26.170 position:56% Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 00:01:25.636 --> 00:01:26.170 position:56% Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 00:01:26.170 --> 00:01:26.850 Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 00:01:26.850 --> 00:01:29.220 Wake up, okay? 00:01:29.220 --> 00:01:33.600 It seems an ad popped up. 00:01:33.600 --> 00:01:35.620 My channel's monetization 00:01:35.620 --> 00:01:38.790 position:58% is still activated, so it's no wonder 00:01:38.790 --> 00:01:42.100 if an ad or two show up. 00:01:42.100 --> 00:01:44.900 We've got a lot of news 00:01:44.900 --> 00:01:49.760 to inform you about. Let's have a look, shall we? 00:01:50.880 --> 00:01:52.050 Aah... 00:01:52.050 --> 00:01:54.100 Today, as usual, 00:01:54.100 --> 00:01:56.530 here above my head, 00:01:56.530 --> 00:02:00.070 making one hell of a ruckus, 00:02:00.070 --> 00:02:03.200 are today's viewer-commentators! 00:02:03.200 --> 00:02:06.310 Thank you for coming today too! 00:02:06.310 --> 00:02:07.500 "rattle rattle" 00:02:07.500 --> 00:02:08.200 Uuh... 00:02:08.200 --> 00:02:09.010 "rattle rattle" 00:02:09.010 --> 00:02:10.960 Your rattling is a nuisance! 00:02:10.960 --> 00:02:12.650 Everyone's posting it. 00:02:12.650 --> 00:02:15.500 That said, we have a lot of news 00:02:15.500 --> 00:02:19.020 to cover, from the looks of things! 00:02:19.020 --> 00:02:24.410 position:67% But our top news couldn't be anything else, could it now? 00:02:24.410 --> 00:02:26.050 We have an urgent report― Ah! 00:02:26.050 --> 00:02:27.160 *ads* 00:02:27.500 --> 00:02:30.050 position:56% It's covering my face! Hey, come on. 00:02:30.700 --> 00:02:33.450 The ad is covering my face. 00:02:33.450 --> 00:02:35.070 Oh well. 00:02:35.070 --> 00:02:36.330 Let's close it. 00:02:36.330 --> 00:02:39.300 Urgent news! Oh my! 00:02:38.980 --> 00:03:09.950 size:75% position:38% line:71% Amane Kanata's 3D debut! 00:02:39.760 --> 00:02:41.710 Ms. Amane Kanata's 00:02:41.710 --> 00:02:45.450 3D debut stream confirmed! 00:02:45.450 --> 00:02:46.450 Oh my god, guys, 00:02:46.450 --> 00:02:48.730 Ms. Amane Kanata finally- 00:02:48.730 --> 00:02:50.650 Out of my batchmates, 00:02:50.650 --> 00:02:52.650 she's the first one to― 00:02:52.650 --> 00:02:55.970 Wait, no, that was me, the first 4th gen debut was me. 00:02:55.970 --> 00:02:58.740 She's the second 4th Gen member to 00:02:58.740 --> 00:03:01.020 confirm her 3D debut stream. 00:03:01.020 --> 00:03:06.500 I'm taking this chance to let all of you know that. 00:03:06.500 --> 00:03:07.680 This is― 00:03:07.680 --> 00:03:08.680 Uuh... 00:03:08.680 --> 00:03:10.260 This one... 00:03:10.260 --> 00:03:12.540 It's on July 5th. 00:03:12.540 --> 00:03:13.730 This week's... 00:03:13.730 --> 00:03:15.800 Sunday, right? 00:03:15.800 --> 00:03:18.360 3D debut confirmed! 8 PM! 00:03:18.360 --> 00:03:22.420 It's 8 PM, so, on this day, 00:03:22.420 --> 00:03:23.590 StayHome, everyone. 00:03:23.590 --> 00:03:25.590 I want you to #StayHome. 00:03:25.590 --> 00:03:26.390 Uuh... 00:03:26.390 --> 00:03:28.420 I'd like to gather a crowd 00:03:28.420 --> 00:03:30.540 and have everyone enjoy 00:03:30.540 --> 00:03:34.190 Kanatan's 3D stream! 00:03:34.190 --> 00:03:35.620 Attention, guys, 00:03:35.620 --> 00:03:39.320 it's this week, so don't forget it. 00:03:39.320 --> 00:03:40.250 Well... 00:03:40.850 --> 00:03:42.200 I'm sure there are 00:03:42.200 --> 00:03:45.220 some people who'd rather have 00:03:45.220 --> 00:03:47.220 position:56% known about it earlier, if possible. 00:03:47.220 --> 00:03:49.550 position:67% It was only announced yesterday, after all. 00:03:49.550 --> 00:03:50.760 Guys! Guys! 00:03:50.760 --> 00:03:52.050 If, perchance, 00:03:52.050 --> 00:03:55.480 you've agreed to go on a date with someone on this day, 00:03:55.480 --> 00:03:56.880 reject them. 00:03:56.880 --> 00:03:59.450 I'd love it if you rejected them. 00:03:59.450 --> 00:04:01.700 Let's see what you guys think: 00:04:01.700 --> 00:04:03.020 "PPT" 00:04:03.020 --> 00:04:04.620 Uh, "PPT". 00:04:04.620 --> 00:04:05.790 Uh... 00:04:05.790 --> 00:04:08.900 "I'm glad I'm a loafer" Fantastic. 00:04:08.900 --> 00:04:10.370 "shuriken incoming" 00:04:10.370 --> 00:04:12.820 Shuriken may come. 00:04:12.820 --> 00:04:16.590 In regards to this, Expert C said: 00:04:16.380 --> 00:04:24.150 position:63% line:68% The chest is still 2D, but I'm hoping it'll be updated by debut day 00:04:16.960 --> 00:04:19.650 "The chest is still 2D, 00:04:19.650 --> 00:04:21.880 but I'm hoping it'll be updated by debut day." 00:04:21.880 --> 00:04:23.420 She's right, look. 00:04:23.420 --> 00:04:26.390 From what we can see on this pic, her chest is... 00:04:24.150 --> 00:05:01.080 size:75% position:38% line:71% Amane Kanata's 3D debut! 00:04:26.390 --> 00:04:29.540 position:64% Her chest is still 2D, it probably hasn't 00:04:29.540 --> 00:04:31.590 finished processing yet. 00:04:31.590 --> 00:04:36.250 position:61% I think she's using her hand to conceal how the model is unfinished, even. 00:04:36.250 --> 00:04:40.540 By the day of her debut, I'm sure her entire body 00:04:40.540 --> 00:04:42.790 will have become 3D. 00:04:42.790 --> 00:04:45.700 No need to worry... 00:04:46.500 --> 00:04:48.500 Let's see what you guys think! 00:04:49.130 --> 00:04:51.500 "this chest can't go 3D" 00:04:51.500 --> 00:04:52.910 Uuh... 00:04:52.910 --> 00:04:53.820 Uuh... 00:04:53.820 --> 00:04:55.250 "forever 2D" 00:04:55.250 --> 00:04:56.330 Uuh... 00:04:56.330 --> 00:04:57.370 Ehm... 00:04:57.370 --> 00:04:58.730 This will certainly... 00:04:58.730 --> 00:05:01.250 be interesting to watch, when the day comes. 00:05:01.080 --> 00:05:09.250 position:63% line:68% The chest is still 2D, but I'm hoping it'll be updated by debut day 00:05:01.250 --> 00:05:04.000 Well, while I, of course, care about her chest, 00:05:04.000 --> 00:05:05.900 I can't help but... 00:05:05.900 --> 00:05:09.730 position:64% wonder if, just like what happened to me, 00:05:09.250 --> 00:06:12.880 line:71% Curious about miniskirt nerfing 00:05:09.730 --> 00:05:10.540 This here. 00:05:10.540 --> 00:05:15.190 position:63% I'm curious about the miniskirt nerfing. 00:05:15.190 --> 00:05:17.480 Mine is the same, to be frank, 00:05:17.480 --> 00:05:20.670 but Kanatan also has a pretty... 00:05:20.670 --> 00:05:23.450 A pretty minimal miniskirt. 00:05:23.450 --> 00:05:25.990 About as minimal as mine. 00:05:25.990 --> 00:05:27.130 This... 00:05:27.130 --> 00:05:30.960 position:61% How will that part look like, I wonder. 00:05:30.960 --> 00:05:34.450 They're not gonna crudely cover it with body paint, right? 00:05:34.450 --> 00:05:37.170 position:69% Or will they make the skirt stiff as a rock, 00:05:37.170 --> 00:05:39.620 so you can't see it no matter the angle? 00:05:39.620 --> 00:05:42.390 It sure has piqued my interest. 00:05:42.390 --> 00:05:46.080 position:64% You guys oughta also look forward to it. But, then again, 00:05:46.080 --> 00:05:48.600 there's no way to know what'll happen, 00:05:48.600 --> 00:05:53.220 I had my tail to flip my own skirt and make it easy to see, 00:05:53.220 --> 00:05:54.650 But Kanatan... 00:05:54.650 --> 00:05:57.050 What will be of her? 00:05:57.050 --> 00:06:01.220 position:58% Some people are so worried about it, they can only sleep at night, I hear. 00:06:01.220 --> 00:06:06.560 position:61% Guess we'll have to pay close attention to her lower half during the stream. 00:06:07.280 --> 00:06:07.890 Ah! 00:06:07.890 --> 00:06:09.880 Speaking of lower halves... 00:06:09.880 --> 00:06:13.250 Some days ago, on this stream 00:06:12.880 --> 00:06:30.550 line:71% (6/30) Commander Noel's stream 00:06:14.020 --> 00:06:16.770 broadcast by Noel-paisen, 00:06:16.770 --> 00:06:19.420 it was a Just Chatting stream 00:06:19.420 --> 00:06:22.740 realized on June 30th. 00:06:22.740 --> 00:06:24.740 In this chatting stream 00:06:24.740 --> 00:06:27.620 by Commander Noel, 00:06:27.620 --> 00:06:30.700 she received a fantastic 00:06:30.700 --> 00:06:33.220 message from one of her viewers. 00:06:33.220 --> 00:06:33.910 Uuh... 00:06:33.910 --> 00:06:35.700 "My first SC this month!" 00:06:35.700 --> 00:06:37.150 She got it as a Super Chat. 00:06:37.150 --> 00:06:40.820 position:78% "Today we're starting the second half of the year! Take care of your health!" 00:06:40.820 --> 00:06:45.250 position:56% And, reading this fantastic message, she said: 00:06:45.250 --> 00:07:57.050 size:84% position:42% line:71% "Lower half starts today!" 00:06:45.680 --> 00:06:49.050 position:83% "Today we're starting on the lower half of the body!" 00:06:49.050 --> 00:06:52.730 position:61% She read it wrong and said it out loud, apparently. 00:06:54.080 --> 00:06:55.250 Well... 00:06:55.250 --> 00:06:58.590 position:58% Well... In a way, she's right, we're in the lower half now, I guess. 00:06:58.590 --> 00:07:02.910 position:80% We've entered the lower half of 2020, meaning that, 00:07:02.910 --> 00:07:07.990 position:58% assuming the year starts on the face, we're around the lower half now. 00:07:07.990 --> 00:07:10.130 Makes sense to me. 00:07:10.130 --> 00:07:11.990 Hmm... 00:07:11.990 --> 00:07:12.880 Uuh... 00:07:12.880 --> 00:07:16.620 Look how happy she looks, that's what matters. 00:07:16.620 --> 00:07:17.250 *slides away* 00:07:17.250 --> 00:07:20.270 position:59% Well... Let's see what you guys think: 00:07:20.270 --> 00:07:21.140 Uuh... 00:07:21.140 --> 00:07:22.510 "lower half starts today" 00:07:22.510 --> 00:07:24.420 "such a blinding smile" 00:07:24.420 --> 00:07:26.050 "she's a musclehead to her bones" 00:07:26.050 --> 00:07:27.360 Well... 00:07:27.360 --> 00:07:30.300 "Today we're―" We're not starting it today! 00:07:30.300 --> 00:07:31.480 Erm... 00:07:31.480 --> 00:07:33.370 2020 is, y'know... 00:07:33.370 --> 00:07:36.300 2020's lower half is upon us! 00:07:36.300 --> 00:07:39.710 position:72% Wret's― Let's all finish up everything we want 00:07:39.710 --> 00:07:41.710 position:61% to get done this year, as its last bits 00:07:41.710 --> 00:07:44.330 are right around the corner. 00:07:44.330 --> 00:07:46.650 Speaking of lower halves... 00:07:46.650 --> 00:07:49.080 We'll add even more to this topic, 00:07:49.080 --> 00:07:52.680 this being appeared suddenly, 00:07:52.680 --> 00:07:57.360 and started giving scores to Kiryu Coco's streams, 00:07:57.050 --> 00:09:03.980 size:75% position:38% line:71% Morning Coco Grading Bot 00:07:58.130 --> 00:08:02.880 position:64% this being, the Morning Coco Grading Bot. 00:08:02.880 --> 00:08:04.650 Do you know it, guys? 00:08:04.650 --> 00:08:06.510 Uh, this thing... 00:08:06.510 --> 00:08:08.510 I shouldn't call it a thing, 00:08:08.510 --> 00:08:11.880 this Morning Coco Grading Bot fellow here, 00:08:11.880 --> 00:08:16.340 position:83% I'm the only person it follows, and all of my streams 00:08:16.340 --> 00:08:21.850 get a graded by it, it's quite... it is quite the... 00:08:21.850 --> 00:08:26.680 This bot is quite skilled at poking where it hurts. 00:08:26.680 --> 00:08:29.330 "Profile pic is Tsunomaki Watame" 00:08:29.330 --> 00:08:31.880 "Meat cut to shreds." 00:08:31.880 --> 00:08:36.330 position:58% Wait a sec, A-hole! Don't make Watame into shredded meat, dammit! 00:08:36.330 --> 00:08:38.760 Jingusukan would be fine, but not this! 00:08:38.760 --> 00:08:40.190 Oh well... 00:08:40.190 --> 00:08:45.280 position:77% This fellow always gives a grade to Morning Coco, 00:08:45.280 --> 00:08:49.200 position:64% And even on the days in which Morning Coco didn't air, they get graded. 00:08:49.200 --> 00:08:52.880 He's kind of an addict, almost morbidly obsessed. 00:08:52.880 --> 00:08:56.990 Starting in May, this fellow has consistently been 00:08:56.990 --> 00:08:59.560 giving me grades, 00:08:59.560 --> 00:09:04.260 but I found that, these days, 00:09:03.980 --> 00:09:53.580 position:66% line:78% No longer interested in Kiryu Coco herself 00:09:03.980 --> 00:09:53.580 align:start position:0% line:42% Kiryu Coco's 3D doesn't even matter anymore, I only care about them 3D thighs. Judging by how the socks are even properly a little tight around the tights, there's a pro among the modelers. 5000 points to the staff. 00:09:04.260 --> 00:09:10.130 maybe he isn't really interested in me for me, per se. 00:09:10.530 --> 00:09:11.150 Ahem, 00:09:11.150 --> 00:09:15.480 "Kiryu Coco's 3D doesn't even matter anymore―" It does matter! 00:09:15.480 --> 00:09:19.790 position:67% It was a once-in-a-lifetime event, dumbass! "I only care about them 3D thighs." 00:09:19.790 --> 00:09:21.620 Grrrrrrrr. 00:09:21.620 --> 00:09:25.150 For a while now, Mr. Morning Coco Grading Bot 00:09:25.150 --> 00:09:27.590 has shown great interest in my lower half, 00:09:27.590 --> 00:09:29.730 I noticed it, but... 00:09:29.730 --> 00:09:34.620 position:66% "Judging by how the socks are even properly a little tight around the tights, 00:09:34.620 --> 00:09:39.760 there's a pro among the modelers." He's grading the staff. 00:09:39.760 --> 00:09:41.190 Well, I mean... 00:09:41.190 --> 00:09:45.100 position:70% He seems to still be giving grades, at least. 00:09:45.100 --> 00:09:47.130 But while this Grading Bot 00:09:47.130 --> 00:09:52.330 is, well, being very demanding of me on its grading nowadays, 00:09:52.330 --> 00:09:53.270 look at this! 00:09:54.500 --> 00:09:58.390 position:67% His reply to Minato Aqua's quick one-liner! 00:09:58.390 --> 00:09:59.820 Hmm... 00:09:59.820 --> 00:10:01.050 "20pts" 00:10:01.050 --> 00:10:05.620 We can see how demanding he is on his grading! 00:10:05.620 --> 00:10:06.380 Umm... 00:10:06.380 --> 00:10:08.500 What do you guys think? 00:10:08.500 --> 00:10:09.730 Ah... 00:10:10.300 --> 00:10:11.310 Hmm... 00:10:11.310 --> 00:10:12.480 "lol" 00:10:12.480 --> 00:10:13.250 Erm... 00:10:13.250 --> 00:10:14.390 "lol" 00:10:14.390 --> 00:10:15.160 Um... 00:10:15.160 --> 00:10:16.500 "20pts" 00:10:16.500 --> 00:10:18.360 "bar's set too high" 00:10:18.360 --> 00:10:19.480 Hm... 00:10:19.480 --> 00:10:21.480 "isn't he being too kind?" 00:10:21.480 --> 00:10:23.620 Seems that was a kind score. 00:10:23.620 --> 00:10:27.310 We have to admit, this video here, 00:10:27.310 --> 00:10:30.880 you can find this one-liner on Aqua-paisen's Twitter account, 00:10:30.880 --> 00:10:34.080 and it was quite the unfunny gag. 00:10:34.080 --> 00:10:36.590 position:67% Even the Morning Coco Grading Bot had to... 00:10:36.590 --> 00:10:37.700 Y'know... 00:10:37.700 --> 00:10:38.620 Hmm... 00:10:38.620 --> 00:10:42.170 Maybe it was worth 20 points, who knows. 00:10:42.170 --> 00:10:44.080 That said, let's move on! 00:10:44.080 --> 00:10:45.850 Oh my! 00:10:45.850 --> 00:10:46.360 Ah 00:10:46.680 --> 00:10:50.910 We just got a piece of sad news. 00:10:50.910 --> 00:10:54.020 Some days ago... Or rather, yesterday, wasn't it? 00:10:54.020 --> 00:10:57.380 Yesterday, on July 1st, 00:10:57.380 --> 00:11:11.080 line:71% (7/1) Ms. Uruha Rushia's stream 00:10:58.500 --> 00:11:00.680 on this stream 00:11:00.680 --> 00:11:02.680 done by Uruha Rushia-paisen. 00:11:02.680 --> 00:11:05.250 In this rhythm game stream 00:11:05.250 --> 00:11:07.510 broadcast by Rushia-paisen, 00:11:07.510 --> 00:11:11.220 the unthinkable happened... 00:11:11.080 --> 00:11:26.710 size:63% position:31% line:71% Insulted by a viewer 00:11:11.820 --> 00:11:13.330 A viewer 00:11:13.330 --> 00:11:14.920 on her chat up and 00:11:14.920 --> 00:11:18.360 insulted her, we've found out. 00:11:18.360 --> 00:11:20.650 You shouldn't insult people! 00:11:20.650 --> 00:11:22.620 Insults are no good. 00:11:22.620 --> 00:11:26.960 Just what insult was thrown at her? 00:11:26.710 --> 00:11:41.150 align:start size:84% position:16% line:53% Granny, you're so good at rhythm games 00:11:29.250 --> 00:11:32.730 THIIIIIIIS IS...!!! 00:11:32.730 --> 00:11:34.280 No good. 00:11:34.280 --> 00:11:36.000 As a response, 00:11:36.000 --> 00:11:38.910 not even Rushia-senpai could control herself. 00:11:38.910 --> 00:11:41.560 Ah, what do we have here? 00:11:42.360 --> 00:11:43.710 (...), I think. 00:11:43.710 --> 00:11:46.080 "Granny, you're so―" PISS OFF!!! 00:11:46.080 --> 00:11:47.780 WHO'S A GRANNY?! 00:11:47.780 --> 00:11:50.610 1600 YEARS IS STILL CHILDHOOD! 00:11:50.610 --> 00:11:51.770 Ahh... 00:11:51.770 --> 00:11:53.100 She snapped! 00:11:53.100 --> 00:11:55.570 This is definitely a no-no. 00:11:55.570 --> 00:11:56.740 The act of 00:11:56.740 --> 00:12:00.200 talking about a woman's age 00:12:00.200 --> 00:12:02.410 is rudest than any of the 00:12:02.410 --> 00:12:05.140 rude things on this earth. 00:12:05.140 --> 00:12:06.650 Of course, she snapped. 00:12:06.650 --> 00:12:09.830 position:63% And the way she snapped was just so good 00:12:09.830 --> 00:12:12.260 that I had to cover it. 00:12:12.260 --> 00:12:14.130 What do you guys think? 00:12:14.450 --> 00:12:16.150 Uhh, umm... 00:12:16.150 --> 00:12:16.930 "lol" 00:12:16.930 --> 00:12:19.440 "SNAFU lol" 00:12:19.440 --> 00:12:20.240 Erm... 00:12:20.240 --> 00:12:22.290 "1600-years-old child" 00:12:22.290 --> 00:12:23.440 Uhh... 00:12:23.440 --> 00:12:24.610 Err... 00:12:24.610 --> 00:12:25.970 Erhm... 00:12:25.970 --> 00:12:26.740 Eh... 00:12:26.740 --> 00:12:27.410 Uh... 00:12:27.410 --> 00:12:29.640 "Chairman's a kid dragon 00:12:29.640 --> 00:12:31.580 so a 1600 year old is―" 00:12:31.580 --> 00:12:33.900 Yeah, that's practically a baby. 00:12:33.900 --> 00:12:34.900 It's a baby. 00:12:34.900 --> 00:12:38.260 position:58% What does Ms. Kiryu C.Co have to say? 00:12:38.180 --> 00:14:00.910 position:66% line:71% Everyone below 2000 is still a sh*tty brat 00:12:38.890 --> 00:12:41.570 position:58% "Anyone below 2000 is a sh*tty prat." 00:12:41.570 --> 00:12:42.840 Sh*tty prat― 00:12:43.730 --> 00:12:46.220 Sh*tty brat― Sorry, I flubbed. 00:12:46.220 --> 00:12:48.200 Well, as I said before, 00:12:48.200 --> 00:12:51.210 anyone below the age of 2000 00:12:51.210 --> 00:12:55.600 position:58% is just a sh*tty, wet behind the ears little brat to me. 00:12:55.600 --> 00:12:56.780 They're― 00:12:56.780 --> 00:13:00.300 position:64% They're no different from when they still wore diapers. 00:13:00.300 --> 00:13:02.900 position:61% I'd rather those under 2000 wouldn't... 00:13:02.900 --> 00:13:03.900 Umm... 00:13:03.900 --> 00:13:06.320 Call each other granny or brat, 00:13:06.320 --> 00:13:08.360 that kind of argument is unsightly, 00:13:08.360 --> 00:13:11.090 so let's stop doing that. 00:13:11.090 --> 00:13:14.170 position:70% Let's see what the sh*tty prats above me are― 00:13:14.170 --> 00:13:16.610 position:63% sh*tty brats― Damn, it's so hard to say! 00:13:16.610 --> 00:13:18.150 Argh! Goddammit! 00:13:18.150 --> 00:13:19.940 Hold on... Wait a bit... 00:13:19.940 --> 00:13:21.260 Right... There's Shion... 00:13:21.260 --> 00:13:24.290 position:58% I need to repeatedly call her a brat― 00:13:24.290 --> 00:13:25.840 Sh*t― Sh*t― Sh*tty brat― 00:13:25.840 --> 00:13:27.580 S-Sh*tty brat― Blah, my tongue. 00:13:27.580 --> 00:13:29.150 *prat* 00:13:29.730 --> 00:13:31.140 It's not "sh*tty prat". 00:13:31.140 --> 00:13:33.650 position:64% Let's not give weird nicknames to people. 00:13:33.650 --> 00:13:35.970 Don't call me pathetic! 00:13:35.970 --> 00:13:37.210 *pien* 00:13:37.210 --> 00:13:37.940 Oh well. 00:13:37.940 --> 00:13:39.640 Despite whatever you guys say, 00:13:39.640 --> 00:13:42.500 everyone above my head here 00:13:42.500 --> 00:13:44.920 is younger than me. 00:13:44.920 --> 00:13:47.300 Anyone under 2000 is just a brat, 00:13:47.300 --> 00:13:49.420 so I'm unfazed by it. 00:13:50.200 --> 00:13:52.140 Cut it with the sh*tty prat... 00:13:52.140 --> 00:13:53.360 Uhh, ahh― 00:13:53.360 --> 00:13:55.070 Let's move on. 00:13:55.070 --> 00:13:56.860 Why, guys, 00:13:56.860 --> 00:13:59.980 we have some celebratory news 00:13:59.980 --> 00:14:02.920 at our doorstep―! Why, it is 00:14:00.910 --> 00:14:19.850 position:63% line:71% Today is Ms. Oozora Subaru's birthday!! 00:14:02.920 --> 00:14:05.640 Oozora Subaru-paisen's 00:14:05.640 --> 00:14:08.200 birthday today! (👏👏👏👏👏👏) 00:14:08.200 --> 00:14:10.460 Happy birthday! 00:14:11.010 --> 00:14:12.840 Today is Subaru-paisen's 00:14:12.840 --> 00:14:15.080 day of birth. 00:14:15.080 --> 00:14:17.580 And she'll be celebrating later. 00:14:17.580 --> 00:14:19.410 It's a celebration. 00:14:19.410 --> 00:14:21.010 The stream 00:14:19.850 --> 00:15:38.180 line:71% Birthday stream at 8 PM today! 00:14:21.010 --> 00:14:24.250 will start at 8 PM later, 00:14:24.250 --> 00:14:25.260 and I think 00:14:25.260 --> 00:14:29.030 we should all come to greet her. 00:14:29.030 --> 00:14:31.200 Uhh, I also have something 00:14:31.200 --> 00:14:32.850 for Subaru-paisen. 00:14:32.850 --> 00:14:35.550 I will now perform 00:14:35.550 --> 00:14:37.880 position:56% an impression of her, as my present. 00:14:39.580 --> 00:14:42.510 subasuba! suba! subasuba! 00:14:46.170 --> 00:14:47.790 Too much? 00:14:48.420 --> 00:14:49.240 Was it...? 00:14:49.240 --> 00:14:50.950 Will I get yelled at? 00:14:50.950 --> 00:14:53.080 Was... it a bad move? 00:14:53.080 --> 00:14:54.180 *duck fear* 00:14:54.180 --> 00:14:55.340 "p.much the same" 00:14:55.340 --> 00:14:56.690 Uh, "lol". 00:14:56.690 --> 00:14:58.250 "lol duck" 00:14:58.710 --> 00:15:00.210 Umm... 00:15:00.210 --> 00:15:01.840 Was it lowkey alright? 00:15:01.840 --> 00:15:02.770 Ah―! 20 points?! 00:15:02.770 --> 00:15:05.300 I― I got 20 points. 00:15:05.300 --> 00:15:06.870 Aaahh... 00:15:06.870 --> 00:15:08.580 Nngh― Ugh― I― I― 00:15:08.580 --> 00:15:09.950 I'm screwed― 00:15:09.950 --> 00:15:11.130 Mmm, but, well, 00:15:11.130 --> 00:15:12.850 it's still her birthday, 00:15:12.850 --> 00:15:14.640 so I'd like to greet her 00:15:14.640 --> 00:15:18.550 a wonderful happy birthday! 00:15:18.550 --> 00:15:20.780 And since it's her birthday, 00:15:20.780 --> 00:15:22.610 I would rather 00:15:22.610 --> 00:15:26.230 position:58% only make good reports about her, but 00:15:26.230 --> 00:15:28.880 unfortunately for her, 00:15:28.880 --> 00:15:31.360 we have a pathetic report instead. 00:15:31.360 --> 00:15:34.370 Why, on Subaru-paisen's 00:15:34.370 --> 00:15:37.910 chat stream yesterday― 00:15:38.180 --> 00:17:14.550 line:68% Puts ARK in C: drive Places excessive strain on PC 00:15:39.120 --> 00:15:40.500 Why, she― 00:15:40.500 --> 00:15:41.560 ARK―! 00:15:41.560 --> 00:15:44.220 She placed ARK in her C: drive, 00:15:44.220 --> 00:15:48.070 position:66% putting her computer under extreme strain. 00:15:48.070 --> 00:15:51.590 position:64% Subaru-paisen said that ARK wouldn't run, 00:15:51.590 --> 00:15:56.820 and the cause being that she placed the game in her C: drive. 00:15:56.820 --> 00:15:58.230 Mmm... 00:15:58.230 --> 00:16:00.890 Of course, it didn't work. 00:16:00.890 --> 00:16:03.270 I mean... This is... 00:16:03.270 --> 00:16:04.390 Well... 00:16:04.390 --> 00:16:06.050 See, the C: drive is 00:16:06.050 --> 00:16:07.920 the computer's, uhh― 00:16:07.920 --> 00:16:08.810 Um, it's― 00:16:08.810 --> 00:16:12.000 position:78% It contains all the stuff to make a computer work; 00:16:12.000 --> 00:16:12.950 that stuff. 00:16:12.950 --> 00:16:14.340