~~ All hands on deck! We have a dilemma on our hands! ~~

~~ Operator A-chan from HQ speaking! ~~

~~ Operator Yuujin-A ~~

~~ Requesting backup from the Association Rangers Thought Matchers! ~~

~~ Gen 2 Yuzuki Choco ~~

~~ Gen 3 Shirogane Noel ~~

~~ Gen 4 Himemori Luna ~~

~~ What's going on? ~~

~~ What happened? ~~

~~ Dear, what's going on? ~~

~~ Who? What? Where? ~~

~~ What? ~~

~~ The AkiRose Monster is back on the loose, ~~

~~ and she's brought her friends to Earth! ~~

~~ Alona! ~~

~~ Denizens of Earth, ~~

~~ Gen 1 Aki Rosenthal THE EVIL OVERLORD ~~

~~ She seems pretty strong. ~~

~~ prepare yourselves! ~~

~~ The future of our planet is in your hands! ~~

~~ Association Rangers Thought Matchers, dispatch! ~~

~~ Roger! ~~

~~ Muscles are Justice! ~~

~~ Exterminating evil with the Sexy Beams firing from her chest muscles, ~~

~~ Noel Red! ~~

~~ My muscles will cut through any evil ~~

~~ on this planet in one fell swoop! ~~

~~ Sweet towards Justice! Bitter towards Evil! ~~

~~ Serving punishment to disobeyers ~~

~~ with her KO Babby Punch, ~~

~~ Luna Blue! ~~

~~ Nwaughty things are a no-no! ~~

~~ A bite of chocolate can't compare to her detest for evil! ~~

~~ Delivering discipline with a Sexy Hip Attack that bewitches even her allies, ~~

~~ Choco White! ~~

~~ I'll correct that naughty heart of yours! ~~

~~ Lewd... ~~

~~ Oh! Oh! ~~

~~ We are! ~~

~~ the Association Rangers Thought Matchers! ~~

~~ We are! ~~

~~ the Association Rangers Thought Matchers! ~~

~~ What was that? ~~

~~ You three aren't matching at all! ~~

~~ Well said. She's got a point! ~~

~~ You three, on the same level as me? ~~

~~ How absurd! ~~

~~ These guys should be enough for you! ~~

~~ What's this? ~~

~~ Come forth! ~~

~~ The Burgy Burger! ~~

~~ AkiRose's Hand-Drawn Monsters ~~

~~ Burg! Buuurg! ~~

~~ Huh? ~~

~~ The Licky Lollipop! ~~

~~ Sewiously? ~~

~~ Lickity Licky Lick! ~~

~~ What? ~~

~~ The Dangosters! ~~

~~ Huh? ~~

~~ Dan Dan! ♪ ~~

~~ Dangosters...? ~~

~~ Where's the cohesion? ~~

~~ Dango! ♪ ~~

~~ Oh no! The city is being destroyed! ~~

~~ Oh my god! ~~

~~ They're destroying the city... ~~

~~ It's too dangerous! ~~

~~ Looks like we need to defeat these three ~~

~~ before we can take on the AkiRose Monster! ~~

~~ Okay! ~~

~~ Let's use our special moves to finish them off, guys! ~~

~~ All right, let me explain! ~~

~~ When all the members of the Association Rangers Thought Matchers ~~

~~ answer a question unanimously, ~~

~~ they can launch a Matcher Beam attack against the monsters! ~~

~~ According to the analysis provided by our supercomputer at HQ, ~~

~~ you need to launch the beam thrice to defeat them! ~~

~~ You have three minutes to accomplish this! ~~

~~ Let's begin! ~~

~~ What would be Japan's signature mountain? ~~

~~ This one's easy-pweasy! ~~

~~ There's only one possible answer! ~~

~~ Is there even another one? ~~

~~ They should get this one. ~~

~~ On my mark! Go! ~~

~~ Mt. Fuji! ~~

~~ We have a match! ~~

~~ Woohoo! ~~

~~ Yippee! ~~

~~ Whoa, they're inching towards us! ~~

~~ Bwuuurgh! ~~

~~ Oh no, they're coming closer! ~~

~~ Let's move on. ~~

~~ Provide a tongue twister. ~~

~~ Okay. ~~

~~ What would be the usual tongue twister? ~~

~~ Isn't it dat? ~~

~~ Tongue twister? ~~

~~ The typical one's~~ ~~that, right? ~~

~~ The typical one... ~~

~~ Trust me. ~~

~~ Umm... ~~

~~ Sure you don't need to discuss? ~~

~~ OK. ~~

~~ You're good? ~~

~~ Wha? ~~

~~ Hurry! ~~

~~ Okay, let's go! ~~

~~ They're getting close! ~~

~~ Ready, set, go! ~~

~~ Let's do it! ~~

~~ She sells seashells by the seashore! ~~

~~ Bwagaa... ~~

~~ You did it! ~~

~~ That was a cinch. ~~

~~ We got it! ~~

~~ Too easy! ~~

~~ Next! ~~

~~ This is a cinch. ~~

~~ Yep. ~~

~~ What would be the trademark bug of Japanese summers? ~~

~~ Huh? What was it... ~~

~~ The noisy kind. ~~

~~ It was, uhh... ~~

~~ Yeah. ~~

~~ Um... ~~

~~ They have some charm, too. ~~

~~ Cha— ~~

~~ Wait, what? ~~

~~ Oh? ~~

~~ They're colored... ~~

~~ The ones that just chill on trees. ~~

~~ Oh. ~~

~~ Yeah. ~~

~~ Ready? ~~

~~ I think they like sweet things? ~~

~~ Sweet...? ~~

~~ I think they're pretty unique... ~~

~~ Wait. ~~

~~ Oh, those? ~~

~~ Oh, you mean those? ~~

~~ But I think... ~~

~~ Wait, huh? ~~

~~ ...the noisy ones— ~~

~~ What? ~~

~~ She's confused! ~~

~~ Huh? ~~

~~ it's gotta be the noisy ones. ~~

~~ I think the noisy ones are... ~~

~~ The noisy ones. ~~

~~ Noisy? ~~

~~ Oh! ~~

~~ Okay, the noisy ones. ~~

~~ I got it now. ~~

~~ Are we ready now? ~~

~~ Let's go. ~~

~~ Got it. ~~

~~ Ready, set, go! ~~

~~ Cicadas! ~~

~~ It's a match! ~~

~~ Attack! ~~

~~ Close call... ~~

~~ That was close. ~~

~~ Bwaaga... ~~

~~ I guess we dawdled a bit since we had lots of time. ~~

~~ The Burgy Burger, The Licky Lollipop, and The Dangosters have been defeated! ~~

~~ DEFEAT CONFIRMED ~~

~~ Woohoo! ~~

~~ Easy-pweasy! ~~

~~ Easy-peasy! ~~

~~ That was a close call with Luna-san, though. ~~

~~ That last one had me going... ~~

~~ What were you confused by? ~~

~~ I was thinking of rhinoceros beetles, but then they said they're noisy... ~~

~~ Oh! ~~

~~ That was close. ~~

~~ I said they were noisy at the very beginning! ~~

~~ I believe she did! ~~

~~ Thought Matchers... ~~

~~ You did better than I expected. ~~

~~ But can you handle this? ~~

~~ My three soldiers... ~~

~~ Combine! ~~

~~ Combine? ~~

~~ They're gonna combine? ~~

~~ Combine? ~~

~~ These guys? ~~

~~ They can combine? ~~

~~ It's the legendary monster, ~~

~~ The Burgy Burgity Burger! ~~

~~ Bwaaga Baaga Baaga! ~~

~~ Bwaaagah! ~~

~~ It's basically just the burger! ~~

~~ You're right. ~~

~~ It's mostly burger... ~~

~~ Where's the lollipop? ~~

~~ Let's begin! ~~

~~ Fill in the blanks: ___ tea. ~~

~~ A tea...? ~~

~~ What kind of tea, basically. ~~

~~ Huh. What tea... ~~

~~ ___ tea, what would go in the blank? ~~

~~ Should we just say the one we like? ~~

~~ I don't know, either! ~~

~~ Okay, then... ~~

~~ They look a little stumped... ~~

~~ The gr— ~~

~~ Huh? ~~

~~ How about the green-colored one? ~~

~~ The tea with a green color. ~~

~~ That might work. ~~

~~ Are we good? ~~

~~ Isn't that just the answer...? ~~

~~ Is it okay for you to burger out that much info? ~~

~~ She's mad! ~~

~~ Let's go! ~~

~~ Ready, set, go! ~~

~~ Green tea! ~~

~~ It's a match! ~~

~~ Let's go! ~~

~~ That took a bit of effort, ~~

~~ but it is just the first question. ~~

~~ We're just getting started. ~~

~~ Let's move on to the next one. ~~

~~ We're just getting started. ~~

~~ Next. ~~

~~ What's an event you do in elementary school? ~~

~~ This one's gotta be... ~~

~~ It's that, isn't it? ~~

~~ Yeah. ~~

~~ Let's go with the one that uses our physical abilities. ~~

~~ Thought so. ~~

~~ We did those back then. ~~

~~ All right! ~~

~~ Oh, then let's... ~~

~~ Ready, set, go! ~~

~~ Sports meets! ~~

~~ It's a match! ~~

~~ Success! ~~

~~ Oh! ~~

~~ Woohoo! ~~

~~ Aren't these questions burgeringly easy? ~~

~~ She's filed a complaint! ~~

~~ Name a ball game. ~~

~~ A ball game? ~~

~~ Yes. What would be a ball game? ~~

~~ A ball game, huh? ~~

~~ Which one? There are so many! ~~

~~ The one we all like should be fine, right? ~~

~~ Let's just say our favorite one. ~~

~~ Our favorite one? ~~

~~ You might have a chance that way. ~~

~~ Yeah. ~~

~~ Then let's get going. ~~

~~ Ready, set, go! ~~

~~ Basketball! ~~

~~ Baseball! ~~

~~ Soccer! ~~

~~ You're all completely off! ~~

~~ Huh? ~~

~~ Guess that didn't work. ~~

~~ Next! Next! Next! Next! ~~

~~ Let's see the next one. ~~

~~ What would Yuujin-A's identifying feature be? ~~

~~ This one should be easy. ~~

~~ This one's gotta be! ~~

~~ What? ~~

~~ It's that, right? ~~

~~ Oh, this? ~~

~~ It's that, right? ~~

~~ That's just a free question~~ ~~bwaaaga... ~~

~~ Let's do it! ~~

~~ She's angry! ~~

~~ Let's get going! ~~

~~ Ready, set, go! ~~

~~ Glasses! ~~

~~ Yes! It's a match! ~~

~~ Baaaga... ~~

~~ Bwaaga... ~~

~~ The monster has been defeated! ~~

~~ You guys did it! ~~

~~ The legendary Burgy Burgity Burger has been decimated! ~~

~~ DEFEAT CONFIRMED ~~

~~ Victory goes to the Association Rangers Thought Matchers! ~~

~~ THE EVIL OVERLORD~~ ~~AKIROSE ~~

~~ I didn't quite expect to have to step in. ~~

~~ It's been 800 years since I've fought in this form. ~~

~~ THE EVIL OVERLORD~~ ~~DESCENDS ~~

~~ She corrected herself, lol. ~~

~~ 800 years?! ~~

~~ It appears I'll need to bring out my entire potential. ~~

~~ 800 years? ~~

~~ Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! ~~

~~ I have some bad news for you guys! ~~

~~ The chat button appears to be malfunctioning! ~~

~~ What? ~~

~~ What?! ~~

~~ This is news to me! ~~

~~ We needed a button this whole time? ~~

~~ I was pushing one? ~~

~~ I don't recall doing that... ~~

~~ We'll be fixing it ASAP, ~~

~~ but until then, please fight without chatting! ~~

~~ Okay! ~~

~~ No chatting, okay. ~~

~~ Got it! ~~

~~ Now then. ~~

~~ It is time for the final battle against the end boss, AkiRose Monster! ~~

~~ FINAL BATTLE ~~

~~ Let's get started! ~~

~~ Begin! ~~

~~ What's the hardest group of the times table? ~~

~~ Ready? ~~

~~ Okay, I'm ready. ~~

~~ Okay. ~~

~~ Ready, set, go! ~~

~~ 7 x 9 = 63 ~~

~~ Row 7! ~~

~~ 9... ~~

~~ What— ~~

~~ How does 7 x 9 answer the question? ~~

~~ Oh, that's what you meant. ~~

~~ Oh no. ~~

~~ I was expecting something like "Row whatever"— ~~

~~ Sorry, we're low on time and need to keep going! ~~

~~ Oh, like Row X or something. ~~

~~ Row 7 is the hardest! ~~

~~ Next! Next! ~~

~~ Let's move on. ~~

~~ Yeah, I think it's row 7, too. ~~

~~ Okay! ~~

~~ Get ready. ~~

~~ Sorry. ~~

~~ What's the usual thing to order for delivery? ~~

~~ Huh? ~~

~~ You guys should be able to get this one. ~~

~~ Huh?! ~~

~~ Right? ~~

~~ Trust me! ~~

~~ Okay. ~~

~~ Ready? ~~

~~ Ready, set, go! ~~

~~ Pizza! ~~

~~ Burgers! ~~

~~ Salisbury steaks! ~~

~~ No good! They're completely off! ~~

~~ They're not matching! ~~

~~ Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! ~~

~~ We're moving on! ~~

~~ What does Aki Rosenthal bring to mind? ~~

~~ What? ~~

~~ What does— Hey, don't give me that! ~~

~~ Hey! ~~

~~ What does Aki Rosenthal bring to mind? ~~

~~ Don't space out! ~~

~~ Okay! ~~

~~ No spacing out! ~~

~~ Ready, set, go! ~~

~~ Apple! ~~

~~ Muscles! ~~

~~ No idea! I have no idea! ~~

~~ You're not matching at all! ~~

~~ The chat button is fixed now! ~~

~~ Wh-What?! ~~

~~ It's been fixed! ~~

~~ What's the game to play during recess? ~~

~~ The one where you're chased. ~~

~~ Huh? ~~

~~ Yeah. ~~

~~ Chased...? ~~

~~ Yep. ~~

~~ You're taking too long to discuss. ~~

~~ Huh? ~~

~~ Ready? ~~

~~ The one where you're split into two groups. ~~

~~ What? ~~

~~ Ready, set, go! ~~

~~ Robbers and cops! ~~

~~ Dodgeball! ~~

~~ Cops and robbers! ~~

~~ They're off again! ~~

~~ Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! ~~

~~ Let's move on! ~~

~~ What's the strongest creature? ~~

~~ What would be the strongest creature? ~~

~~ Huh? ~~

~~ What? ~~

~~ Strongest? ~~

~~ Say AkiRose... ~~

~~ That should be... ~~

~~ AkiRose... AkiRose... ~~

~~ It's definitely AkiRose... ~~

~~ We had one in hololive, didn't we? ~~

~~ They better say AkiRose. ~~

~~ Oh, right! Let's go with that. ~~

~~ Huh? ~~

~~ Is Luna-san going to be all right? ~~

~~ Who?! ~~

~~ She's glancing around a lot. ~~

~~ Totally AkiRose. ~~

~~ Wha... ~~

~~ Ready, set, go! ~~

~~ Dragons! ~~

~~ Ahh! ~~

~~ Looks like it didn't pan out. ~~

~~ Luna! ~~

~~ We're in trouble! ~~

~~ Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! ~~

~~ Oh no! Here's the next one! ~~

~~ Hurry! Next! ~~

~~ Which crayon color do you run out of first? ~~

~~ It's that one color we use a lot. ~~

~~ Like, for the lips? ~~

~~ Ahh! ~~

~~ I got it! ~~

~~ Ready? ~~

~~ Okay, I'm good. ~~

~~ Ready, set, go! ~~

~~ Red! ~~

~~ That one goes! ~~

~~ Beam! Let's move on! ~~

~~ Name a Japanese fairytale protagonist. ~~

~~ Name a Japanese fairytale protagonist. Who would it be? ~~

~~ Protag? ~~

~~ Huh? ~~

~~ What? ~~

~~ Ready? ~~

~~ A protagonist's name? ~~

~~ A protagonist's name! ~~

~~ I got it. ~~

~~ Ready? ~~

~~ This one's definitely... ~~

~~ Ready, set, go! ~~

~~ Momotarou! ~~

~~ Did we do it? ~~

~~ Time has run out, so it appears we weren't able to defeat her. ~~

~~ OBJECTIVE FAILED ~~

~~ My, my... ~~

~~ Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! ~~

~~ It appears it was too early for you to go up against me! ~~

~~ Alona! ~~

~~ Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! ~~

~~ This kind of sucks. ~~

~~ I can't bewieve we wost... ~~

~~ Dang it! ~~

~~ The AkiRose Monster was a formidable opponent... ~~

~~ I wasn't able to exact my revenge... ~~

~~ This feeling of defeat sucks so much... ~~

~~ Now then, Thought Matchers! Please prep for your next intervention! ~~

~~ We need YOUR help! ~~

~~ Those who wish to safeguard peace on our planet, ~~

~~ this message is for you! ~~

~~ Please leave a like and subscribe to hololive's official channel ~~

~~ and our channels as well! We're counting on you! ~~

~~ To safeguard the peace of our planet, ~~

~~ you can be sure to find us using our Matcher Beam! ~~

~~ We are the Association Rangers Thought Matchers! ~~

~~ See you next time! ~~

~~ Next time on Association Rangers Thought Matchers: ~~

~~ The Nightmare Returns! ~~

~~ The Mecha AkiRose Monster Attacks! ~~

~~ No guarantees, though! ~~