SIMP: OH MY GOD NEW MERCH

WALLET: Oh no...

BRAIN: Not again...

SIMP: AND IT'S OUR OSHI NONETHELESS,

SIMP: WE GOTTA GET THEM!!

WALLET: Oh come on dude...

WALLET: Think about the family!

MONEY: Yeah! Think about us!

MONEY: Don't you love us?

SIMP: BUT... BUT!!

SIMP: I *NEED* THIS!!

ELECTRICITY: Um... Hello?

ELECTRICITY: You also need me 🙄

WATER: AND me 💅

BILL: HAHA!

BILL: Yeah~ That's where the joke kicks in~

BILL: Cause she needs to go through ME first~

SIMP: Um... Yeah... Well...

BRAIN: We already bought their merch last month anyways so

BRAIN: So can't you at least hold back?

SIMP: BUT THAT'S DIFFERENT!!

SIMP: THAT'S THEIR ANNIVERSARY MERCH,

SIMP: THIS, IS THEIR BIRTHDAY MERCH TTTT

BRAIN: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?!

SIMP: THERE'S A LOTTA DIFFERENCE!!

BRAIN: ...

NOTIFICATION: *peeks in*

NOTIFICATION: U-Um...

BRAIN: YES???

BRAIN: What is it????????????

NOTIFICATION: Um...

Notifications: I don't... know if I should be here

BRAIN: No no, no it's okay...

BRAIN: You can tell us what's wrong

NOTIFICATIONS: ... weeeeeeeeell

(BOOM!! More merch)

SIMP: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SIMP: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Brain: OH NO!! NOT THE CHILDREN!!

MONEY: DADDYYYYYYYY ;;W;;