Hello, everyone!
Do you know what "sped-up viewing" is?
I dooo!
I do!
Speeeeed!
I know it!
I've heard of it!
Speed! Speed!
Yes! Speed!
SPEED!
SPEED!
SPEED!!
Your vocabulary sped off the road.
I know it! I know it! I know it!
People might be speeding up this very video.
They might be!
Now, hold your horses, everyone!
You're right!
We're going to ride that wave today
by taking on a particular challenge.
"Get with the times!
hololive Speed-Up Master!"
Sweet bites! I'm the Underworld's
vampire prodigy, Yozora Mel!
If I could speed myself up,
I'd eat food really fast!
Speed eating!
That won't get you more food, though.
All right!
I'm Omaru Polka from hololive 5th Gen!
Got Polka?
Get yours right here!
So yeah.
If I could speed myself up,
I'd watch already sped-up anime even faster.
We have a speed watcher here.
That's too fast for me.
Quadruple speed!
Chomp chomp chomp!
Sakamata Chloe here!
If I could speed myself up,
I'd want to get the
Guinness World Record for blinking.
So you wouldn't take faster baths, then.
No, I don't take baths in the first place.
Oh, I see.
Then start!
Now then, let's talk about the actual details
of today's hololive Speed-Up Master.
Please take a look at this.
We'll be doing a romantic comedy,
a rap battle,
and math drills!
We'll be recording videos
based off these three themes.
The videos should look
as if they're at normal speed,
even though they're playing twice as fast!
Your challenge is to make them
look as natural as possible.
Sounds tough!
That seems really hard...
Basically...
Yooouuu shooouuuld taaalk liiike thiiis
duuuring theee recoooooording!
Are you pulling our leg?
I'm not!
You need help, A-chan...?
By the way,
if you speed up that one just now,
it would look like this!
You should talk like this during the recording!
That's your example?
Isn't that still too fast?
The one who looks and sounds
the most normal even after being sped up
will earn the title of
hololive Speed-Up Master!
Become the Speed-Up Master!
Are these shows just gonna
attach "Master" to everything now?
Do I even want to be called a Master at this...?
Of course you do, right?!
The first video we'll be taking is...
a romantic comedy!
You'll be depicting a girl who's running to
school with toast in her mouth.
That's so cliché!
Your average shoujo manga.
A girl with toast in her mouth.
We'll have three roles for this skit!
Three roles?
Huh? A love triangle?
All of us?
Chloe-san will be the female student.
Polka-san will be the male student.
And finally, Mel-san will be
doing the narration and sound effects!
The voice from above!
Okay then! Let's get started!
Speed up and... action!
Oooh nooo!
I'm gooonna beee laaate!
She sounds like a yukkuri.
Baaaaaam!
Thaaat huuurt!
Waaatch wheeere yooou're goooiiing!
What an aggressive reaction.
Whyyyy dooon't youuu keeeep
youuur eeeyes ooon theee roooad?!
Aaand sooo,
theeey haaad theiiir
faaatefuuul fiiirst encooounteeer.
Tooo beee contiiinued...
And cut!
That went pretty well, didn't it?
That's a wrap!
Were you all satisfied with that?
How is it gonna turn out...
We're done here.
I'm pretty sure we did great!
Really now!
That "BAM!" was quite imposing, to be fair.
That was too funny.
That made me chuckle.
Let's take a sped-up look at the recording!
Are we really?
I'm excited.
Oh no!
I'm gonna be late!
BAM!
That hurt!
Watch where you're going!
Why don't you keep
your eyes on the road?!
Strong start.
It worked?!
And so, they had their
fateful first encounter.
Not too bad, right?
To be continued.
It turned out great!
It surprisingly did!
Would you say so...?
The tempo was spot on.
Thank goodness.
The tempo! Right!
We nailed the tempo!
You're all pretty good at this!
So show's over?
No!
Another show gone too early?
Not this time!
We made sure to keep
things challenging,
so we have more to go!
Next up, we'll be recording this!
You will be making a rap battle video!
Now this is a real challenge.
This will be tough!
As if regular rap wasn't hard enough!
Let's go!
Our two rappers will be...
these two!
Yozora Mel vs Omaru Polka!
Oh, me!
I dodged the bullet! Yay!
It's a battle between seniors.
Don't call it a bullet!
I'm gonna win this.
Victory will be mine.
Will it now?
Yes, I'll win.
I think they'll both lose.
Let's begin!
Speed up... and action!
She keeps saying "Yeah!"
Leading the charge is Polka of Omaru!
What rhythm is she going for...?
Got anyone here rapping on my caliber?
She's in!
Skrrch-skrrch
schwp-schwp
She's making skrrch sounds in a rap...
Skrrch-skrrch-schwp
It's all skrrch-ing...
Oh my cute junior, I'll spare you the lecture
Well, that was...
How do I say this?
What's the rhythm supposed to be?
I don't know!
Just hearing that made me tense.
Same here. This is worrying.
Really?
All you did was skrrch at the start.
I'm so lost...
Those were scratches, right?
Yeah, she started with scratches!
You were supposed to rap!
I wonder how would that sound?
You started off with a beat, so...
Right! It helped guide me to the rhythm.
Let's watch the rap battle sped up!
Play the tape!
Ah...
Crud.
It's, uh.
Crap, it's my turn.
It's gonna start from me.
Okay, let's go!
Leading the charge is Polka of Omaru!
Got anyone here rapping on my caliber?
It's sounding pretty good!
I'm this circus troupe's lead acrobat
And to Mel-san's curves, I tip off my hat
This is our improv combination
Huh, the rap's great!
Ceiling's 'bout to burst with my motivation
From having my inspiration for this session
It's really good, wow!
All I beg of you is to spare me the lecture
Whoa! That was cool!
Amazing!
The pacing is great.
Skrrch-skrrch
schwp-schwp
Skrrch-skrrch-schwp
Scratching time.
Oh my cute junior, I'll spare you the lecture
If anything, all I have is smiles for you
She's spitting bars!
It's your smartest Underworld vampire
Good flow, good flow!
Shines so bright you'd need a sun visor
Hang tight, ride on, I've got the best charms
Hyping up the hall with my love-filled drops
The stage is lit, it's all a success
Let's together go out
and grow to the fullest! Yeah!
Wow, that was actually...
Pretty good, wasn't it?!
It sounded like a
completely normal rap battle.
It did!
Everyone was really focused and into it.
To be fair, we actually did, like...
get a rhythm dow―
Wait, hold on.
My speech slowed down after doing that.
Ooh, right! That makes sense!
I might be stuck talking
reeeally slooowly nooow.
Oh no!
Polka-san turned into a yukkuri!
We're not doing that, though.
This will be the final video
we're recording today!
Arithmetic drills!
You'll be tasked with
some easy math questions.
Math...
Math...
The thing is that,
once we speed up the playback...
it'll seem like you're really good
at doing mental calculations, right?
You're right.
Our challengers are
Yozora Mel and Sakamata Chloe!
Sakamata, got it!
Piece of cake.
Are you sure about that?
A walk in the park, really.
To be completely honest,
I have the impression
that neither of you are
all that good with numbers...
But well...
Who told you that?
Let's get started!
Ready?
Speed up... and action!
74.
Just how much are you subtracting?!
Forty...
It's not forty...
46.
Come on...
It's not forty-six...
No! That's not it...
15.
Good! Very good!
Genius, right there.
12.
A true genius!
12.
Great job!
And that is all!
Ohohoho!
What a genius!
Hold it! Stop! Time out!
You're a legit genius, aren't you, Mel-san?!
I said to hold it!
Behold my big brain!
The questions I got were totally different.
No, they weren't.
Really now?
Now then,
how will this video look sped up?
Play the tape!
She subtracted way too much there.
The 46 of Confusion.
So close.
In hindsight. After everything.
After calming down.
Yeah.
This was totally a trap.
No way! 4+2 really is just 6!
You're calling that a trap?!
There aren't any traps in math.
Here she totally forgot to talk slowly.
The thought just flew out the window.
And here she starts all the way from 6×1.
Probably thought she'd remember it that way.
Going straight in.
See, hers are easier!
It really looks like she's answering quickly!
Check me out!
I'm so fast!
She's a genius.
She's good.
Super genius!
Her brain is fast.
And her face is smug.
Not really problems
to be smug over, though.
She got both 8×7 and 7×8.
Fishy, right?!
Very quick!
Yes.
Wow!
Hooray!
Why the "Hooray!"?
Yay!
We aren't here for that!
She really is a genius.
No, let's uhh...
Yes I am!
That was real speed.
What did I witness...
I mean, well...
We were under a lot of pressure, so...
We were, right?
I couldn't reach my full potential.
Chloe-san, what's 9×4?
Your eyes are trailing off.
38.
No, that's wrong.
Oh, come on!
Really now!
Really now!
Really now!
Really now!
Really now!
Really now!
Really now!
Really now!
Really now!
Really now!
Really now!
I'll stick to the world as we know it, thanks.
You will?
Normal speed is enough for us.
I don't wanna live in a sped-up world.
I see.
That's nice and all,
but we still have to decide
our Speed-Up Master.
Well then...
Let's announce who our Speed-Up Master is!
The glory of the first-ever
Speed-Up Master goes to...
By elimination, Omaru Polka-san!
Congratulations!
Why her?
Why her?!
Why?
Even I'm not happy with this result!
Why?! Why me?!
Does anyone even want that?
Please do!
I'm so mad I lost.
Are you?
Really?
I wanted that Master title!
You did?!
I'll win next time.
You sure?
I came in a close second.
Excuse me?
Did you, really?
So for this show,
we had to cut out a bunch of parts.
We'll be providing the full clips at their
original speed in a separate video!
We're doing that?
Yes! If you're interested, do go check it out!
Until next time!
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Bye-bye!